i work at a sex store and i shot an email to a fantasy dildo brand that we carry asking them to make FTM strokers bc that would be bomb af and the guy who owns the brand emailed me back, told me he’s trans too, and made the brand specifically to make cool toys like that for trans people. he’s in the process of making fantasy ftm strokers literally RIGHT NOW. and he wants to visit my store and meet me in person. im PSYCHED
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ALSO CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW THEIR LOCAL FANCY ITALIAN RESTAURANT IS PASQUALE'S
WHICH IS THE FUCKING NAME OF THE GHOST KITCHENS OPERATING OUT OF GOD DAMN CHUCK E CHEESE
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as a Puerto Rican I felt SO LOVED AND REPRESENTED in the new spiderverse movie because of all the reference to popular Puerto Rican food and all the slang and even the part where rio says we’re part of the
USA 😭😭💖💖💕💕💕
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summer night windows open thunderstorm going crazy… i’m about to sleep so well tonight folks
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Hiya its me, the anon who wanted to see more of the "movie"
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAPPENING LIVE?!?!
Like we started off with a movie poster and a running joke but when I checked this morning it evolved into something wonderful?! There's a script that EVERYONE in this webbed site agrees and debated, there are characters whose arcs are being developed, I see writing oneshots, more movie posters and "merchandise", dialogues and scenes being written and spread around
AND NOW APPARENTLY THERE'S A MAIN THEME SONG THAT PERFECTLY SETS THE MOOD OF THE MOVIE THAT DIDN'T EXIST?!
Im really sorry for the all caps and yelling bUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US IS MAKING AN ELABORATE MOVIE FROM THE A SINGLE JOKE, AND EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN. THE BEAUTY OF HUMANITY IN A WEBSITE MEANT FOR US WEIRDOS TO HAVE FUN AND BE OURSELVES.
*fucking dies with happiness*
EXACTLY, DEAR ANON, EXACTLY. THIS IS HUMANITY AT ITS FINEST I SWEAR TO GOD. This is just communal storytelling and folklore and recess play-pretend all over again.
This pic sums up my feelings perfectly, actually:
[ID: A tweet edited to read "the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents having silly goofy fun again" /end ID]
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i kept sending him avatar tiktoks then he got a spoiler tiktok of neteyam dying so i gaslighted him into thinking he wouldn’t die so he would react to it ( he doesn’t like spoilers) i think it backfired 😭😭 LMFAOOO
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OH, BEAUTIFUL. PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH.
NOT A SINGLE STREAMING SERVICE WE HAVE HAS CLASS. BUT BECAUSE I HAVE A LIBRARY CARD I CAN WATCH IT VIA KANOPY FOR FREE.
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everyone, thank you so much for the b-day wishes! i'm going to make a big post about that later, but i'm writing the ravesey nsfw meme and i didn't want to randomly post stuff i couldn't put under a readmore. but i also am laughing and i wanted everyone to see how funny new jersey kyle is ( he really be chucking men out the window )
i'm sorry i'm so in love with him. like it's seriously not my normal style hc but u will have to pry top!dom scary hot cold blooded maneater new jersey kyley b out of my cold dead hands baby! he is my Religion.
edit: okay wait, i had to add this because i'm sahdlkhdsd time 4 jail
I SAID WHAT I SAID WHAT I SAID, BITCH!
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VALAX ELITE SKILL VALAX ELITE SKILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT VALAX ELITE SKILL
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Being in so many fandoms at once when something big happens is so wild. Everyone's freaking out about the Jesus Talk and the new EP and music video so all of that excitement is in my feed. Meanwhile in the Stardew Valley fandom, it's a bunch of cottage core happiness and fellow Elliott simps.
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people are talking abt their butch/masc experiences in the tag of my post abt being a transsexual butch peace and love restored
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once again, this website is free
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