#gods i lvoe these two so much

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[wayward-wren]

Classic Who explores ideas, New Who explores morals

classic who is like 'i see this trend, lets explore what might happen if that trend continues and let the audience figure out what it's talking about and come to their own conclusions.'

new who is like 'this trend is BAD and i'm going to PREACH A SPEECH about why it's going to RUIN EVERYTHING' and it's so much more exhausting

[jupiter-reimagined]

opens artfight,, sees 2 new attacks sent my way,,, CRIES,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[bovineblogger]

Hi there barley. I love cows and all bovines. I think they are the closest thing we have to living gods on this wretched earth. However I am not very learned in the many different species of cattle, buffalo, yak, etc. What are your recommendations of some good bovines for beginners looking to expand their knowledge of cows. Thank you for your input

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ill give u. one... three bovine species to read about okay . ok .ok.

tibet has a huuge population of domestic yaks and and and and and its so interesting reading about them they care and lvoe for them so much heres an article

ok ok along with knowing about the type of cattle you guys are probably used to (taurine cattle) it is also super important to know about zebu cattle and sanga cattle! theyre from india and africa respectively. zebu and taurine cattle are descended from two different domestication events but we arent sure if sanga is a third distinct species or not. (article here !)

i didnt realise u ssaid . species for beginners. woops but heres the magnificent kouprey(forest ox)!!!!!!!!!! theyre huge, live in the forest, but that's really all we super know about them. we dont know their origins or where they went, we dont even know if they're extinct or not!!! i hope they arent cuz i love them and id love to know more about them... (article)

thank u so much for ur interest in bovines i hope this helps!!!!

[januaryrabbit]

how seventeen would act around their s/o while drunk heheee

pairing: seventeen x gn reader, established relationship, fluff

word count: 1.8k

warnings: alcohol, cursing, mentions of sleeping over and physical affection w/ the boys but it’s meant in a fluffy context, not a suggestive/mature one!

other disclaimers: lowercase intended, probably typos, setting is hanging out with all the boys and with you!!!!!

a/n: i just realized in my wip post i said "crush" instead of "s/o"........WOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT ANYWAY hello everyone, i’m finally back with another post! i;m sorry for the very long hiatus, i p much always have something going on in my life lol @-@ but i have time now to actually write!!! i hope you enjoy this one hehe -mina

✩‧₊˚clingy drunks:

mingyu: this man will not leave you alone. he is in love with you. and he’s cheesy! in a sweet way :) will kiss your hand every few mins, lean on you, or put his arm around you so you lean on him hehe. i think he would also want you to reciprocate the clinginess too hehe,,,it makes him feel loved :3 i can see him moving your hand to his hair to ask you to play with it, and if you stopped, he would just take your hand and put it back in his hair LOl. he strikes me as someone who would take care of you (kinda like how he takes care of drunk hoshi hehe) and makes sure you're ok, even if he's drunk himself :]

seungcheol: omg omg HES GOING TO DOTE ON YOU SO MUCH!!! “jagi are you ok” “jagi do you need water” “jagi i’ll walk you to the bathroom, be careful”...he doesn’t realize that he himself is wobbling around and spilling water, LMAO. he just wants to help his baby!!! would def ask where you’re going if you get up, ask you to stay over with him, etcetc. would always have an arm around you and constantly LOL. would also go on a random rant about how protective he is of you HAHAHA!! like “Y/N . IF ANYONE MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. TELL ME RIGHT AWAY . I WILL DEFEND YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH  EVEN IF IT’S MY OWN FRIENDS I DONT CARE WHO I HAVE TO BEAT UP (svt: BRO WTF?????) . GOD I LOVE U SOMUCH .” pls give him some water and a kiss!!!

junhui: i don’t think he’d necessarily be like talkative or doting, but i think he’s the type to just want to be around you and would sit really close to you :3 he almost gives me like Protective Bf vibes in the way that he’d just wanna be by your side to make sure you’re feeling ok too. plus, junnie just likes your company! i can picture him sending a lot of smiles toward you every few minutes because he’s so happy you;re his partner and he feels so comfy with you next to him :) also he likes leaning his head on your shoulder and he WILL show you cat pics the entire night…..pls comment on all of them or he’ll get sad. he also gives me the vibes of someone who has lazy days with his s/o after a night of drinking hehe…napping, hotpot and movies :)))

✩‧₊˚loud/emotional/(verbally) affectionate drunks:

soonyoung: MESSY U WILL HAVE TO CARE HIM !!!! did you see him on lee youngji’s show?? so cuteeee :( he would just shower you w/ affection heheh. im picturing him hugging you from behind like how he hugged the ice in the youngji ep and he would nestle his head into the crook of your neck and reach over to kiss your cheek :3c he would announce like every 20min how much he loves you to the whole room like "THIS IS MY PARTNER I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH THANKS!!!" and would post blurry pics of the two of you on his story with typos "i lvoe tehfm sonmchch" HAHA!! youll definitely have to sober up to take care of him hehe. would definitely start crying bc he loves you so much and YOU have to comfort him……you and mingyu get him to the car that night because he can’t walk by himself. the next morning hes like babe that was so fun round 2 of drinking tonight???????????? (horanghae pose)

seungkwan: BRUH KWAN GETS INTO (JOKE) ARGUMENTS WHILE HE’S DRUNK I HAVE NO DOUBTS!!! 90% of the time he’s trying to pick a fight with mingyu or chan i just know it I KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!! but with his s/o, i think he’s the type to be like HONEY THIS ONE IS FOR YOU and he starts belting a love ballad and singing directly to you HAHA!!! (vernon: why are u always trying to outsing everyone. no one else is singing.) seungkwan ignores vern’s comment and keeps going tho. he almost moves himself to tears by how much he loves you and how much love he’s pouring into his performance LOL. you tell him you love him too and that he doesnt have to sing VERY LOUDLY IN PUBLIC to profess his love !!! its not that serious pls sit down!!! and hes like MY LOVE FOR YOU IS SERIOUS . and that’s how you end up with a pouty and drunk kwan!!!!!!!!!

chan: oh my sweet chan,,he would just shower you with affection LMAO like “i love you. you’re amazing. you look so beautiful right now, you know that?” type of thing. he’s just the biggest simp hehe. i think hes also the type to just wanna have fun, he'd prob cheer you on if you took a shot like FUCK YEAH BABE GO OFF!!!! but i also think that he would be doing EVERYTHING for you. "i'll pour your shot!!!!! don't lift a finger SERIOUSLY!!!!!" asks you every 30min if youve had water. (you: yes. i had some 30min ago. when you GAVE ME SOME.) gets you snacks. if you needed to throw up he WILL hold your hair with a drink in the other hand (for him)!!!! he also helps you put your jacket on at the end of the night. it doesn't matter how drunk he is, he's firm on taking care of YOU!!! <3

✩‧₊˚(physically) affectionate drunks:

wonwoo: he’s all smiles for you hehe. clings onto your arm whenever you’re near him. he wouldn't be too loud or anything, but i think he'd shyly whisper compliments to you now and then about how you look nice or how much he loves you. i think he’d be one of the more chill people, he just feels happier than usual bc of the alcohol hehehhe. usually, wonu is pretty good at keeping himself composed when you show him affection. but when he’s drunk, i think he’d react a little more…he strikes me as someone who’s more verbally/physically affectionate when it’s just you two, but around friends/family he tones it down. but when he’s drunk i think he would be comfortable having you sit on his lap or having an arm around you <3

jihoon: i am convinced lee jihoon is a different man when he’s drunk!!!!!!!!!  i have a hot-ish take when it comes to drunk uji…omg woozi would SOOOO open up physically and emotionally to you..and he’d be the type to always, Always have an arm around your waist and constantly hold your hand, looking at you with a smile that leads all the way up to his eyes. he’s someone who has dealt with a lot in his life, but in this moment, he’s so grateful to be here with his friends, and someone he loves that also loves him for who he is. the reason i think he’d be like this is juts because like. he doesn’t drink much, but when he does, feelings he’s been keeping to himself finally come up to the surface. also his face, neck and ears are constantly bright red because of the alcohol LOL. but ALSO they'd be red the next day when he realizes how he behaved in front of you hehe…. don't tease him too much about it or he'll die of embarrassment!

seokmin: dont ask me why bc idk but i think he would ruffle your hair constantly because youre so cute. then he would get distracted and talk to the bros for a bit, look at you again and remember how cute you are and ruffle it again sorry i dont make the rules!!!!!!! dk is definitely the loud/funny drunk hehe…hes the type to be giggly/try to make everyone laugh :) but i think he’d definitely try to make you laugh the most !! mostly in terms of physical affection though, i think he’d just dote on you a lot…like you know in the dingo video how he kept kissing woozi??? yeah he does that to you. along with the hair ruffles. and the attempts to get you to laugh. good luck. you’re going to drown in affection from this man LOL. 

✩‧₊˚happy/chill drunks:

vernon: HE WILL CARE YOU this man is all vibes. he’s just here to have a good time lol. you’ll probably be the drunk one who needs to be taken care of :3 but if he was somehow convinced to get really drunk, i think he would still just be vibes. but happier vibes. i think he would just laugh at everything and keep a hand constantly on your knee heheh. also i think he would encourage seungkwan’s antics more when he’s drunk i’m just saying .

minghao: minghao is just relishing in the moment of enjoying his time with his friends and partner~ he doesn't strike me as someone who drinks much, kinda like vernon. he'd be more focused on having a good time with everyone! i think he's the type to have hangover remedies ready for you at home for the next day. i think he would also be the type of bf to know when to cut you off LMAO like “y/n’s had 4 shots….hyung STOP pouring them another one!!!!!!!!” he just seems like he'd be prepared to take care of his partner :) you're so lucky!! he’s also the type to observe you and take pictures/videos if you’re doing something funny while you’re drunk LMAO!!!!

joshua: josh is a giggly drunk i have no doubts. also in the dingo video that man was RED af!!! would probably be like “im fine im SO SOBER RIGHT NOW…BABE TELL THEM HOW SOBER I AM!!!” he is not sober. i also think he would be the type to compare hands with you LMAO. you’re just like ???? you know how big both our hands are???? you’re literally my bf???? and hes like I JUST WANTED TO CHECK OK!!! tbh he seems so fun to be around LMAO like he on the way to the hangout hes like “babe lets match each other if u drink i drink” and ur like HELLO SIR???????? WHO IS DRIVING US HOME?????? (jeonghan does and he sleeps over.)  he just wants to have FUN and let loose with the homies and his partner!!!! consequences are for TOMORROW, y/n!!!!!! (he might start sulking if you don’t agree to match him but it’s fine you both know your limits hehe)

jeonghan: i see him as someone who doesn’t go too wild when drinking. kinda like vernon and minghao, i think he’s more there for vibes than getting fucked up lol. if anything, he’s doting on you because he finds you so cute, especially when you’re drunk hehehe. HE would be the one to ask you to do aegyo or something and when you do he just dies of cuteness lmao. i think he would also tease you in silly ways, like convincing you that he and s.coups are actually long lost brothers who found each other in college, or that seungkwan is a natural blonde. and of course you believe him which is the funniest shit ever to him!!!! LMAO!!!!! your shock and wonder at his blatant lies is the cutest thing to him. don’t worry tho he’ll tell you the next day nothing he said was true, except for when he said he loves you :)

[jvkeh]

mean Dom!hhu? :(

anon. i lvoe u.

MEAN DOM HHU

⤷ c.w degradation, spanking, multiple nicknames, grinding, threesome (little implication of mlm in vergyu), pure filth | © jvkeh

SEUNGCHEOL & WONWOO

“are you close, angel?” wonwoo’s tone resembled arrogance, the knowledge that you were inable to orgasm but still being teased, giving him a ego boost. “your cunt is whining for it.”

he wasn’t lying. your pussy squelched under the bullet vibrator, the sounds bouncing off the walls as your cheeks heated in embarrassment. embarrassment of being caught getting too close with yoon jeonghan and hong jisoo , embarrassment of having your dress not fully zipped, embarrassment of being thrown into your bed the next house over and edged for two hours on end. that’s what happened when you tested choi seungcheol and jeon wonwoo, two of the most dominant men in the friendship group.

so it came to no surprise of their mutual friends when you were forcefully tugged out of the couch between the j boys and thrown over one of your boyfriend’s shoulders, them shouting flirty comments at you as you were steered out of the building, walking only a few steps before reaching your own house, seungcheol making work of unzipping your dress as wonwoo removed your stockings before being slapped on the ass with so much force that it knocked you onto the bed.

seungcheol’s fingers harshly entered your cunt the same way it exited, finally relieving you of the endless torture that the toys they used subjected you to. you were bent over seungcheol’s lap and spanked multiple times as wonwoo’s cum shot onto your ass, then edged with a mold of wonwoo’s cock, wonwoo’s fingers brutally attacking your clit while seungcheol rubbed over your labia, nearly blacking you out from the sensation.

and once you came in their face, seungcheol did not hesitate in inserting a bullet vibrator far up your pussy while wonwoo began to jack off again at the sight of seungcheol eating you out, when you were already so sensitive.

“urgh, god. cheol, wonu.” you squeal as your core begins to tense up, a spoiler to your pending orgasm. you clench your legs and tighten it around seungcheol’s neck as he begin to lick deeper and deeper into your pussy, before you let out a loud cry and arch your back, releasing everything pent up from the painful treatment of your boyfriends. “argh!”

you rested your head back down on the pillow, eyes clenched as you physically felt your cum leaking out of your cunt, seungcheol continuing to suck on your clit softly, letting out a breathy “fuck.” . despite the ringing of your ears, you could make out wonwoo’s voice, before soft hands curled around your waist and lifted you up, resting you upwards against the bedframe instead of flat down. “open your eyes angel.”

you cautiously opened your eyes, face to face with seungcheol, who’s face was dripping with a milky substance. your eyes widened as he let out a hearty laugh, wonwoo smirking from behind. “you squirted all over his face, angel. are you proud?”

“she flirts with them, yet she was the one who claimed me.” seungcheol shooked his head, licking his lips to capture the close remains of your release as you blushed. even though he was very obvious about his bold and confident actions, you still couldn’t help but be flustered, a stark contrast to wonwoo’s subtle but intense ones.

wonwoo’s finger reached out to collect a drop of cum sliding down seungcheol’s mouth, before bringing it to his own to suck on, nodding in approval. “nothing taste better than a mean fuck.”

VERNON & MINGYU

“‘m sorry!” you whine out as you’re dragged away from the door that vernon closed into the living room, watching mingyu aggressively open the first few buttons of his restrictive shirt before turning back to you. “belt or hands?”

“neither.” you say in a factual tone, before mingyu and vernon scoff in sync. “what?”

“is she really going to mouth off despite what she did?” mingyu mutter to the younger boy, who’s in complete disbelief at your attitude. “we really need to teach her a lesson.”

mingyu sat on the couch, spreading his legs as far as he can to accommodate you, as vernon steered you towards him, his strength outrivalling yours despite your best efforts. mingyu grabbed your arms and pulled you forward to him, before adjusting you until you were properly seated over his lap, legs dangling off the couch. he flipped up your short skirt, the same one that hoshi was ogling you in, the tight fitting tiger print highlighting your thighs.

“any last words, love?” mingyu’s calm voice was a deathly contradiction to the pure anger on his face. his hand levitated above your ass, plotting it’s positions as vernon unbuckled his pants. you have been in this situation too many times. petty argument escalates to all day ignoring, before saying or doing something out of line that makes you ends up on either mingyu’s lap or under vernon’s body. but there was a new addition to the exploited formula for good sex today, a public event that required mingyu and vernon to hold back from immediate punishment and watch you cosy up to the birthday boy and his best friend.

four long grueling hours of witnessing their friends pretend they didn’t want to fuck you. halfway, hoshi and dokyeom arrived to compliment your outfit (a tight fitting skirt and a silk cami top that showed off skin everywhere), and you continued to talk to the four men with seductive expressions, in which mingyu could swore at some point, hoshi had a boner.

“remember the stoplights, baby.” vernon grunts as he finally got his hand on his cock, which was mingyu’s cue to start torturing your ass. his hand slammed down on your perky butt as you let out a yelp. “argh!”

“don’t start cryin on us, slut.” mingyu grins, letting out a extreme pinch to your behind as you begin to shift on his lap. “you discarded our rules, so now you pay the price.”

vernon began to stroke himself to the beat of mingyu’s slaps, as he got closer until his groin was directly above your body and he was right in front of mingyu. pained mumbles and pants left your mouth as mingyu continued his assault on your ass, all hopes of begging for redemption lost. mingyu was the more forgiving of the two, with vernon being more susceptible to petty behaviour. but when mingyu was mad, vernon took the calm route, because mingyu’s brat taming skills were another level.

“fuck, baby. your cries are turning me on.” vernon’s cock was already stiff in it’s slacks when you were making crude comments in the car, but it reached it’s full potential after you started crying a few seconds into the sex. mingyu’s hands were big and heavy, and you could never get used to how much it hurted when he spanked you.

you looked up, eyelashes wet with tears as vernon could only let out a groan. mingyu, focused on making sure you were hurting, looked upwards at the same time to see your face drenched with tears.

“god, she looks so pretty, doesnt she?” he mutters as his own cock begin to tighten under your body. (he will have to treat that with his boyfriend later..) “love it when she cries like a little slut.”

you let out a even louder cry at the insults, your cunt clenching under the degradation they were sending to you. how vile, how dehumanising, how hot-

mingyu’s hand begin to pause from his spanking and decided to tease your cunt, the other snaking to vernon’s cock before stroking him at a harder pace. “gotta make both of my babies come.” you thought he was joking when he said the other day that he thinks he’s ambidextrous, but from the way his fingers turned and rubbed the right spots and the sounds both you and your boyfriend was producing, you realise he might be right.

“f-fuck, i’m almost there.” you whined, looking up to vernon’s face being flushed red as mingyu’s thumb played with the tip. “yeah babe, so close.”

you shut your eyes tightly, anticipating yourself to overcome the obstacle before your orgasm, and hearing the familiar sound of vernon orgasming loudly before you feel all the sensations fading away.

“what?” you opened your eyes, confused at why you didn’t cum. mingyu’s hand was pulled away from your cunt last minute, a look of amusement on his face. “wh-why didn’t you make me cum?”

“did you really think a brat like you would get a orgasm, free of charge?”

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Okay listen I lvoe the pjo books and series with all ym heart but.. everyone talks about them like they're perfect WHICH THEYRE NOT any problems are kinda brushed under the rug and I find thst kinda werid? Like you'll see other books and TV shows get dragged and canceled for the stuff in Riordan books and yet pjo doesn't?? So.. uhhHHHH yeah that's jsut something I noticed.

The weird relationshipd ynamics. Rick is like allergic to someone bring okay with being single or jsut aromantic like you can say Reyna but her having a crush kn Jason?? Yes she rejected Apollo but her relationship with Jason deterioted brcuz she had a 'crush' on the guy and that doesn't really amke sense to me (I can go into so much detail kn this)

AND LEO AND CALYPSO OMFG that is a toxic relationship. The age gap. The way calypso treats Leo. The fact Leo SHOULD NOT be with someone like this man hasn't dealt with his attachment and Abandonment issues like st all?!

The literal only black character in the pjo books being beckendorf.. then he dies. Then the Korean/Asian (I'm not sure sorry) character dies, Ethan. And like I understand Percy is hinted st being Hispanic (have seen many ppl talk about this dont mnow if it's common knowldhe) but it's never confirmed or added??? I know Rick fixes it later but it's still weird to me lmaoo

Rick unable to keep consistent personality. Woobigying Nico OH MY GOD NICO HE BECOMES GAY AND THSTS WHDT EVERYONE FUCKING FOCUSES ON AND HE SHOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN WITH WILL ATLWAST NOT THAT QUICK it's not healthy. Their relationship was rushed and didn't make sense I felt like people only like ot becuz it's a gay relationship??

And oh mygods— Samirah. I am not Muslim and I am not an expert on the Nuslim religion but there is so much shitbthatbeas wrong in thst book that I even knew was incorrect and jsut weird to happen?! The AMOUNT OF TIMES HER HIJAB CAME OFF and I'm also like "yaayyyy representation" but it could've been as easy as one Google search. one.

Jason. Jason as a whole. He had the most potential out of ANYONE and personally I think he had more potential then Percy like his story is so INTERESTING and then.. Rick knocked him iut with a brick multiple times, didn't work kn his sotry or trauma at all, then KILLED HIM. Same with Ethan. I am so Vitter about these two.. HELL EVEN LEO AND FRANK.

Also the way he made Annabeth first quest (first quest SHE IS LEADING AND IS HER PROHECY) all about Percy. I was reading it and I was like "bitxh— this is Annabeth Quest?!" LIKE he it pissed me off that Annabeth was swept to rhe side as Percy's lvoe interest giving her knly enough personality and stary to make her jnteredting enough to eb loved but never delving jntk it into Mark kf Athena and even at Mark of Athena it all rounded back tk her and Percy's relationship LIKE JESUS CHRIST DO THESE MFERS PASS THE BELLDAN TEST?!

The low key incest at the beginning ricj writing that all the demigods had the same impish features at rhe start and then.. jsut.. CHSNGING IT?!

Not letting a virgin goddess who has no history of having children have.. children.. NOW you may be wondering 'but then how would we get Annabeth?'— JUST GiVE ATHENA HER FAVOURITE CHOSEN PPL LIKE SHE DID WITH ODYSSEUS let her stay childless. Jsut let her choose some children she'd like as hers wonce they're Bron and she then blesses them as her heroes, that's how she treats them any way and it also gets rid of the incest?!

Also the fact it's implied that Annabeth is only smart becuz she's a child of Athena.. Rick made a virgin goddess technically have children so he can have a smart women character and that's just.. EuGGHHhHHh JUST LET HER BE SMART IT NOT THAT HARD "Oh, no, I'm not smart because Athena chose me.. Athena chose me because I was already smart" Smacks you with common fucking sense.

Also Annabeth ALWAYS needing to eb saves and its always done by a man. OMFG AND GROVES GF DHE HAS NO PERSONALITY OUTSIDE OF BEING SOEM GUSY GF EVEN THOUGH HES GONE FOR MKNTHS AND BAREKY CONTAXTS HER?!

The whole apheodite cabin. The whole aphrodite cabin. The whole aphrodite cabin.

The fact it's clear Rick doesn't think girly girls cant be strong or into fighting or able to wield a fuckign weapon. The way he makes nearly every girly girl into a total mean bitch or ruins their characters.

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I lvoe how a majority of the jamie tartt fic readers/writers are swifties, so i was wondering if you wanted to write a fic based on labyrinth? One of them has a tumultuous relationship with romance and doesn’t know how to react to a good partner and the possibility of falling in love again but ultimately ending up embracing it. Love your fics!

I ALWAYS want to write a fic based on a Taylor song. This one is for all of my self-sabotaging girlies. Also, anon, congrats and thank you for being my first request! Hope you like this🫶

You never bring the guys that you’re dating to your friend gatherings, but this is a special occasion. It’s your best friend’s boyfriend’s birthday this weekend, and he’s a huge Richmond fan, and you know you will get some major brownie points if you bring Jamie with you. Well, also, Erin insisted that you have to bring him “while he’s still here.”

God, this is embarrassing. You and Jamie met less than a month ago and have only been on a few dates.

“…You totally don’t have to–”

“No, no, sure! I’ll come! I love meeting fans,” he grins cockily.

“I regret this already,” you sigh.

—

“He seems nice,” Erin says when you get the chance to talk alone.

You shrug. “I guess he is.”

Jamie meets your eyes across the room and smiles at you.

“I think he really likes you,” she gives you a suggestive look.

You roll your eyes. “We’ve been, like, on three dates.”

“It leaves him with what, two more?” she jokes. She knows how it goes for you. You go out with a guy a few times, have a good time, and then dump him before it can turn into something else.

—

You’re on your way from the party when you notice Jamie sparing you careful glances, like he has something on his mind but second-guesses saying it.

“What?”

“I’ve been talking to Matt, and he, uh, mentioned a guy named Owen,” he starts cautiously. You sigh loudly. “You can totally tell me to fuck off, it’s none of my business…”

“It’s fine. You can ask if you want. It’s not like it’s a secret or anything.”

“So, what’s the story there?”

“We met when I was in my third year of uni, two years later, we got married, lived supposedly happily for three more years, until he cheated on me.” You say it all so casually, like you’re just reciting some story you’ve told many times before. “And then had the fucking audacity to say that I had changed too much. But what really happened was that I was making more money than him, and he couldn’t fucking deal with it.” Okay, now you sound petty. “Anyways, fuck him.” The resentful tone of your voice lets Jamie know that this was as much as you are willing to talk about it. You leave out the part where you really loved the guy, and you haven’t been in even a remotely committed relationship ever since.

—

You don’t really care much about Jamie knowing about your shitshow of a marriage, it’s not like it matters anyway. If anything, maybe he won’t be as surprised or disappointed when you inevitably cut him off. You like him: he’s cute, he’s funny, he’s pretty, and you enjoy your time together. You’ve never had any complaints about the quality of the time that you provide for your dates either, so by the end of the day, it’s a fair trade.

Except that Jamie doesn’t seem to get the hint at all. He keeps asking you out and somehow every time manages to make you say yes. He keeps finding new ways to make you laugh, keeps remembering all the little things he gets to learn about you, keeps finding his way into your embrace. It’s so easy to be around Jamie that your attempts to say no become more and more inauthentic.

So here you are, coming back from your seventh date in as many weeks. That’s the record amount of time you’ve kept a guy around in the past two years.

“The weather is nice, let’s take a walk,” you mock. “Let’s take a walk my ass!” You’re grumbling as you and Jamie make it inside your house soaking wet from the pouring rain outside.

“How was I supposed to know?!” He tries to defend himself.

“By the sound of the fucking thunder!” You throw a towel at him.

“I thought we were gonna make it in time!” He takes off his sweatshirt and starts drying himself. “You could’ve talked me out of it!”

“Oh, so that’s my fault?” You’re not really that mad, more like just annoyed, but if Jamie wants to argue, you can argue. He’s grinning at you. “The fuck are you smiling about?”

“I’m sorry!” He raises his hands defensively. “But you’re, like, really hot when you’re mad.”

This fucker. And he’s standing there half naked and wet. “Oh, you’re gonna regret saying this.” You close the distance between you and smash your lips on his.

You keep pushing him backwards until his knees meet the bed and he plops down on it, looking up at you with his eyes dazed. You take a second to appreciate the view, and it gives you this weird feeling inside.

Uh-oh, you’re fallin' in love

—

It’s all fine, all good. You have it under control. You are not catching feelings for Jamie Tartt.

Even when you do, and it scares the shit out of you.

Jamie has been a constant presence in your life for almost three months now. And he’s always so patient, and considerate, and attentive. He starts asking you more questions, wants to really get to know you, emotional baggage and everything, and it doesn’t seem to bother him one bit. He never asks of you anything more than you can give, never makes you feel like you’re too much or not enough.

You’re lying on your couch with Jamie on top of you, slotted between your legs with his head on your chest. You’re absent-mindedly running your fingers through his hair while you’re watching a movie. Predictably, forty minutes into the movie, he’s dead asleep. You know that he’s been very tired this season, with all the travel and extra matches and practices that playing in the Champions League requires. Honestly, you were surprised that he can make as much time for you as he does, considering all of that.

You let him stay like this, trying not to move your body too much, until the end credits roll and half of your body goes numb. You gently shake him awake, and he looks adorably sleepish. You tell him that you should move it to bed because it’s late anyway. He furrows his brows for a moment in surprise. He’s never stayed over like this before, only if you were having sex. He’s definitely not going to complain, though. He makes his way to your bedroom, and by the time you’re out of the shower, he’s already asleep again. Or at least half-asleep, because when you get in bed next to him, he still snuggles closer to you.

You lie awake for another hour.

In the morning, you wake up first and, quickly disentangling yourself from Jamie, get out of bed.

Jamie notices that you’re acting weird: your smile is tense and you keep looking away, but he doesn’t comment on it. Eventually, he gives you a goodbye kiss and leaves for practice. The moment you close the door behind him and he’s a safe distance away, you let out a loud groan.

Oh no, you’re fallin' in love again

—

You’ve been ignoring Jamie’s calls for two weeks now. There hasn’t been a single one in two days, though, so maybe he just finally gave up. You can’t help but feel a little bit disappointed, but what right do you have? It was your choice. You’ve been wrapped in your cynicism for so long that you no longer know how to just let yourself be happy again. You tell yourself that you’re better off, and probably so is Jamie.

Your doorbell rings, and when you open the door, you don't know whether you’re relieved or uneasy to see Jamie standing at your doorstep.

“Hey.”

“Hey.”

“You don’t pick up your phone.”

“Yeah, I…” You don’t actually have any logical explanation for yourself.

“You don’t need to explain.” He collects himself. “I’ve been trying to give you space. But I think it’s becoming too much space for me.”

“Jamie–“

“No, wait. Let me say something. And if you still want me to leave, then I will.” The remorseful look on your face was probably enough of a giveaway of what you were about to say. Well, here goes nothing. You nod at him to continue. “I am in love with you. And I don’t care that you think you’re a mess or whatever. I mean, so am I, but you don’t seem to mind either. You’re fucking amazing. And I will tell you that every day, if you want. No, I will tell you that every day, whether you want it or not. Just let me stay.”

The following silent seconds might be the longest in Jamie’s life, but then you pull him in and kiss him breathless, and it was absolutely worth the wait.

You’ve been lying awake for a few minutes now, thinking back to the previous night. You’re facing away from Jamie, but chances are he’s still asleep, you still have time to flee. You don’t want to, though.

As if reading your thoughts, Jamie speaks up. “I know you’re awake.” Here goes your escape plan. He softly runs his fingers along your back. “Stay with me.” He places a kiss between your shoulder blades. “Please.”

You take a deep breath and turn to face him. You’ve seen Jamie in the morning many times, but it was never like this. He’s never looked so vulnerable and unsure. You don’t want him to look like this. You gently brush your fingers against his cheek, and he leans into your hand before taking it in his and kissing your knuckles.

It’s been so long since you’ve really felt something for the person next to you, since you’ve let yourself feel something for the person next to you. You forgot how nice it is, how good it feels. That it doesn’t always have to end in hurt. Maybe if Jamie can offer you his heart like this, then you can trust him with yours too. You want to. This realization feels like letting out a breath you have been holding for years.

“Where would I go? We’re in my bed,” you smile, and Jamie huffs a laugh of relief. Alright, then, let’s give it a shot. You lean in and kiss him.

Oh, you’re fallin' in love

[internetdreamboyy]

i need to stake my claim as the #1 sawyer fan ever. no i don't watch lost that often, nor have i even finished it, but he's my poor little meow meow. i want him in my bed. i want him more than ive wanted any other man before (except my boyfriend) and he's the hottest man ive ever seen with my own two eyes (except my boyfriend). i love sawyer so much its unreal i wont stop thinking about him and god i lvoe him so bad i want to squeeze him until he pops like a. balloon. i want to EAT HIM OM NOM NOM my little meow meow he's so cutesy. if he was real i would genuinely let him do amything to me AARRGGHHHHHHHHHTHHHGNM

[dark-elf-writes]

As much as I lvoe the Rehab Class au for Shouta constantly being one more incident away from going fully gray I also love the idea of him getting used to the chaos as time goes on. 

Like he’s handing out tests and without pausing he points at “Chrome” like “I know what you two are doing switch back now or you both have detention.” Or he starts trading time with his cats for Hibari to Not for like five minutes. Or his silent understanding with Hayato that he won’t give him detention for smoking on the roof of Hayato doesn’t tell Nem and Zashi Shouta started smoking again (deservedly he would argue. He has earned some god damn stress relief after this year). L

Just Aizawa being so done with all of these problem children before realizing the best way forward is to join them and beat them at their own game

[emmetofthestars]

ok hi ive been wanting to draw fanart of these two ever since you first posted about them but i couldnt think of what to draw

and then you posted the minic on rüttelberg's head drawing and i had had this idea for some reason and was going to explode if i didnt draw it :)

anyways i lvoe them thanks okay bye

OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOODD.. AWWWWWW..... AWWWWWW TUEUEGHGHHHH SHIELDING IT FROM THE RAIN AUUFUEUUDGHHH..... SMILING SO HARD RN EUEUGHH THANK YOU SO MUCH REAALLYYY I LOVE THISS AWWWWWWWW

[socksandbuttons]

do you have any other old interests you lost interest in? Like any show, movie or comic media you liked?

'lost interest in' is different than 'i still think about this but not vocal about it in fandoms' so thats two different lists. Hold on. Old shows and movies and comics i like

-Wreck it ralph, Coraline (GOD i love the new interest in coraline lately so its nice! Still dont think its as scary as the book. me and my cousin both obsessed over it and could quote it lol)

-Invader Zim, i had a askblog of my ocs from a different timeline (diana got a nice redesign, green is so much better), i came back to it when the movie came out. I... dont want to interact with a lot of the fandom anymore with that. But i love my oc's and frankly my iterations of things are much better for me. Also made a nice personal AU that no one sees except if u squint on ym artfight. (and also jthm/ifs but more enjoying the comic) Pokemon SUn and Moon honestly i love that game so much. i lvoe to see el's comics on it <333

Madoka Magica, Princess tutu (listen i love MG stuff- i have amassed some MG aus ina lot of this btw)

Fusionfall is forever and partly why im everywhere with cartoon netowrk cartoons to degree (it was Ed edd n eddy that got me into the game from an artist) i met some good friends and mutuals with fusionfall rp and art this way!! -EENE, may kanker is my baby girl i love her and yes i will defend this 11yr olds problematic behavior. -KND IS A BIG ONE YOU KNOW ITS BEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE not somehting id throw away, i enjoy a lot of my older art and memories i have of the fandom and people who ive met. Steve and Moonbase trio and 10- theres a lot i didnt get to cover actually and the topic of decom is very heavily in things because Memory. -PPG, this one is subtle but again i dont interact with the fandom only close friends. I ahve a very specific headcanons on the powerpunk girls i love them very much and i dont like a majority of what i saw and sometimes see. so theyre my babies now. not to mention my one oc who ive had since 9th grade. (This includes the anime PPGZ!) Anyway theres also current like undertale and DCA/TSAMS stuff! so there ya go a sort of timeline. And now i dont wanna talk about the Lost Interest things too much, but stranger things is on that, southpark which i never want to return to, onceler (yes i was there, it wasnt as bad as people claimed. lots of askblog stuff, swagler... for years they were a mystery)

[thefootnotes]

Rise and Fall Of A Midwest Princess - First Listen

Before I Listen... I know next to nothing of Chappell's music. All I know is she's a queer person from America, and I'm pretty sure she's from a red state? And she likes to make big! statements about queer people in red states (go her honestly). And also that some of her lyrics are questionable. So! I am in my bedroom with my headphones, a clear floor ready for dancing, and this tumblr post pre-formatted for my thoughts on each song. Cannot wait!!!!! Getting started now.

P.S. I'm using a four-step-scale: skip, playlisted, green heart, life altering

Feminominon

oh thats funky. thats-

the stuttery piano in the back is gorgeous

the backing vocals!!!!!

oh oh oh the. the production wow

okay um. the switch lmao

GET IT HOT LIKE PAPA JOHNS

i love the melodies in the verses

lo *hiccup* ver

can you play a song with a fucking beat she fucking ate that

oh like a talking bridge???

the scream oml

ok so that was. interesting.

not the best lyricism i've ever heard but it was vibey?

idk, i didnt love it.. not the strongest start to the album imo but. i'ma keep going!

skip

Red Wine Supernova

acoustic?

nope ok

oh thats gay alright

agh the vocals????

"fell in lvoe with the tyhought of you now im choked up face down burnt out" ????? bitch slay

AGH THE VOCALS

RED WINE SUPERNOOOOVAAAAAAAAA

the lyrics have some interesting choices but she ate

okay yeah not playing this around my parents.

baaaabyyyy why dont you come oooooveeeeeer

okay im vibing

the "okay yall, lets pick it up now" is so gdsklfjdlkfjdslkfjdslfdsj

i really like that she's used very obviously country elements and accents but kept true to pop production. its so fun

CROWD VOCALS MY BELOVED

CROWD VOCALS OVER ACOUSTIC MY FUCKING BELOVED

green heart

After Midnight

oh thats. interesting

sick beat though

some really interesting sounds happening. in my ears.

dancing DANCING IM DANCING

i lvoe the use of crowd vocals on this album????

"i kinda wanna kiss your gf" "i kinda wanna ksis your bf" bisexual? i've heard that she's demi too actually

THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT THIS IS A VIBE FOR THIS PANSEXUAL SLUT

who has two thumbs and is vibing *points thumbs at myself* this guy!!!!!

holy fuck that was just so. fun

green heart

Coffee

PIANO?????

PIANO TRACK????

SAD?????????

agh her voice jdfslkjfdslkfjdskl

oh my god. oh my god

"i'll meet you for coffee cause if we have wine youll say that you want me i know thats a lie"???????? BARS

im going to cry this is sickening

THE BRIDGE

THE BUILDYP ADN TEH BACKING VOCALS OH OH OH

oh.. the. the resolve is. oh

emotional destruction. i need a minute.

life altering

Casual

this is the one about someone eating her out isnt it. *sigh* here we go

^ i say taht like i dont love songs about sex. anyways

oh this is. this is interesting

i love the synthing throughout the album

this is so much. slower than i expected????

oh this is actually kind of sad at the same time???? jfkdsjflkdsjflksdj

the bridge? i. i died

this is actually really beautiful. if impossible to play around my parents

green heart

Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

this is so. drag queen coded????

the beat???

the gasps fdsklfjsdklfjdslk

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

dancing im dancing

im up im up im up

this is pop like pop hasnt been in a decade. good lord

FJDKSFJSDKLFJSLKDJFSLKJ AHHHHHHHHHHH

ultimately just. a strong sapphic-meets-girl power anthem. wow. im truly so impressed.

playlisted

HOT TO GO!

i know the dance but i've never heard it

oh oh what the fuck is that oh fdsklfjdslkfjdslkfj

like the wind chimey noise

oh this sounds so. rocky horror??

H-O-T-T-O-G-O YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO

fdjs,lfjdslkj vibes

shes pop-girlie-ing like very few pop girlies have pop-girlied. just. pop anthem. absolute pop antehm

i lvoe the ad-libs

we're officially halfway. lets go.

playlisted

My Kink Is Karma

i have heard Things about this track so. lets go ig

oh oh?? oh

thats very ldr. i dont like ldr as a person but musically this feels a bit ldr.

ah the high vocals

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT THE THE THE

"my kink is watching yOOOOOU" fklgjdsklfsdjklfjdsklJKLFJDSKLFJDSLKFJSDLKFJDSLKFJDSLKFJDSLKJDS

"no need to be hateful in your fake gucci sweater" djskfjdskfjs

this is so twisted and im so here for it

the vocals are just insane. im sat. im so sat

green heart

Picture You

oh her voice i-

that nostalgic chord progression is so. jfkldjfls

backing vocals abcking vocals gjdfksjsdklfjdslk

oh this is sad but horny but sad

the vocals im shook. my gob is smacked. my flabber is gasted. my be is wildered. how do i live after this

im literally just dead

green heart

Kaleidoscope

oh no is this sad too????

i love the electro production over the piano? its gorgeous

her voice is just beautiful. its just so beautiful

how it works, i'll never know....

im just going to sit in the corner and fucking sob

sorry theres so few notes i was too busy fucking crying

life altering

Pink Pony Club

i have heard this exactly once. (i was at a festival on friday and they played this between sets - i couldnt hear chappell or the production over the crowd tho so. its ok

is this just the universal queer experience actually

GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONT YOURE A PINK PONY GIRL AND YOU DANCE AT THE CLUB

the bridge i...

this is lowkey a very sad and very real experience for so many queer people and. fdjskfjdslfjsdlkfjdslkj

this was vibey and i loved the statement!!

playlisted

Naked In Manhattan

oh dear is this about sex

oh??????

"boys suck" :(

ok this is gay sex then

"in new york you can try things" 🤝 "you can want who you want, boys and boys, and girls and girls"

i mean it was ok? she has much stronger songs on the album lyrically and musically and this one was just kind of. there lmao. not really a thing for me

skip

California

acapella intro okayyyy

oh this is sad

YOU HAVE REASONS TO STAY NOW CHAPPELL. YOU HAVE REASONS. YOUVE MADE IT.

"to think i almost had it going, but i let you down" :(

the music industry is such a fucking bitch yk

i really liked it, v v sad, but probably not my favourite favourite? still really strong track, js a lil repetitive

playlisted

Guilty Pleasure

last track lets go

the very minimal backing with all the vocal flooding is so fdlsjflks

oh never mind.

it feels kinda icdiwabh-y

yodelingcore

so that was. an experience

skip

The Album.

overall, the album had a lot lot lot of huge positives and a few little things i wasnt a fan of. it's a really strong pop album, it has everything you could expect in an album. its got diverse emotions and vibes and its got pop anthems and its got stuff to dance to and stuff to cry to and stuff you can do both to and it all flows seamlessly. there were two, three tracks i didnt fall in love with, but there were far more that i did. i absolutely applaud chappell because this album beautifully captures her struggles nad successes, a lot of which are somewhat universal for queer people. i really loved her use of crowd vocals and backing harmonies, i thought that was really beautiful, and i love how there was electronic production on acoustic instrumentation, i thought that was quite impressive and really fit this modern theme of like, the return of 80s production. i'm going to have another listen to some songs and them im going to listen to gracie abrams tsou album (which i still havent heard) so!!! if you want to see my thoughts on that, i'll post that in a few hours. also just posted my hmhas first reactions<3

[ntls-24722]

So i yassified (very slightly, more like redrew) These Two from the last post

Also, freakily enough, Camel spider bartender actually has silicone "skin" and hair on its face and abdomen, so it feels organic. For no reason other than gross factor. It works

Also, pseudoscopion windup! They work alongside the schizomida freaks and are generally stronger, and aren't as populous as the schizomida ones.

THIS RICINULEI ONE, WHICH, OH MY GOD. WHY WAS I NEVER INFORMED OF THESE CUTIE PATOOTIES.

LOOK AT THEM THEY LOOK LIKE IF A WEEVIL AND A SPIDER HAD A BABY!!! ITS GOT BOOTS ON!!! colloquial name for em are hooded tickspiders and despite their name they aren't bloodsuckers just unfortunately named, and they don't have eyes, which is why this guy has constantly closed eyes. I lvoe him so so much. he was inspired by koalas and Uncle Klunk from showbiz pizza, thank you garf for introducing me to Klunk.

I think he and DJMM would be good friends not just because they're both very spiderlike but also because he's not very popular in comparison to the rest of the cast.

DJMM DELUXE!

Many of his improvements are very based on their restaurant location, as DJMM deluxe is one of the few who are not up for auction. He coordinates shows and oftentimes is on the design team for just about anything in the restaurant, be it a seasonal theme or new, upcoming feature. That and he actually produces "silk!"

He's based on habronattus clypeatus, a paradise spider, ones that dazzle their women with their hairy, colorful armpits. Cool!

big gallery of adult forms of almost every species in habronattus

More salt to DJMM's wound but DJMM was actually very popular when he was in the restaurant (partially because he was the most recognizable arachnid, yknow, an actual spider) and when he was sold there was a lot of demand for him to be back, and because of that demand he was hoping that he just might have a chance of getting out of the plex just due to the nostalgia of the original DJMM not being there.

And then Deluxe was made.

And because Deluxe was made, there's not only no chance of him getting back, but there's also now no place for him even if he did get back.

[invidiia]

YAHAHAHSH YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET :((( <333333

HERES YHE PATENTAL DARLING N Y!P!POE + RANPO

(guess what my favorite ship is. challenge extreme.)

popipopipo

PARENTAL FIGURE DARLING ! c.w :: mentions of panic attack (poe D:)

Y!P!Poe sitting at a park bench, overwhelmed by everything - he'd failed to outwit Ranpo once more, he was having self-doubt thoughts stirring in his mind, and even Karl couldn't get him out of the hole he'd slipped into. Nobody could.

Nobody but you.

You (being a kind-hearted person or just thinking he seemed cool and you wanted to help lift his spirits,) sat next to him. It was odd at first, but you started out slow. Quickly learning he was an introvert introvert, you let him have large pauses and gaps to regain courage or think. Slowly but surely, Poe just had some feeling that he could trust you - and this feeling let him dump everything out to you, albeit in chunks. Even Karl likes you! That's a good sign, right?

Nope. This feeling of comfort quickly spiraled into something he depended on, and quickly became an obsession. You were his parent to him !! The only person who really understood and gave him what he needed !! So what if you two just met? He doesn't go around telling everyone his sad thoughts !! He needs you now :((( You wouldn't want to be why he's sad now, would you? :(((

That one meet up caused him to literally rely on you so much that he goes to his bf RIVAL*** (jeez i keep making that typo) and BEGS BEGS BEGS him to help him find out who!! you!! are!!

Ranpo, begrudgingly, agrees because of the promise of kisses expensive candy** (sorry,, autocorrect!!) and now he's tracking you down with his trusty detective skills. Poe BEGS him to be discreet and not tell darling that Poe sent him, to which Ranpo agrees.

Ranpo who decides to take the same approach that Poe had when you two first met, and oh lord was he (platonically) smitten.

A caring person?? Who helped for nothing in return??? Not even for the gratification it gave them?? Just to help?? What in the Yokohama.

Darling has REALLY good advice. Y!P!Ranpo who is now totally not suspiciously everywhere you go, just claiming there was a case nearby and he's free.

Y!P!Poe finding out Y!P!Ranpo is ALSO obsessive over darling and is so worried at first!! What if you like him more than Poe?!?!?!? What if you FORGET ABOUT POE?!?!?!? Until he thinks again, and suddenly there's an alliance between the two bfs.

Y!P!Poe always buying you extravagant gifts, originally not expecting the praise you give him, but lord does he strive off of it.

Y!P!Ranpo actually sharing with you?!?! Not even just his candy, literally anything he think you might also enjoy, he'll share. What da freak !!

Y!P!RanPoe finally getting together and having their first kiss and then darling walks in on them but just claps and congratulates them and now they really just want to LOCK THEM UP FOREVER TOGETHER AND THEY CAN BE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY FOREVER UNTIL THEY ALL DIE BUT EVEN IN THE AFTERLIFE THEYLL BE TOGETHER, BOUND BY SOUL NO MATTER WHAT—

oopsies got a little silly

anygays that's the end🙏🙏 adíos lovelies <333

-uhhh anon

USHDHDHDHDD

omg I CANOT BELIEVE I NEVER REAPONDED TI THIS. SOBS. CRIES. BURNS IN THE ATMOSPHERE.

I LVOE THIS IHMY GOD

[saintbehemoth]

On the topic of Vhagar and Caraxes 💚❤️(see my answered ask from @korovievs)…let’s talk Daemond…

Need to know your thoughts on them. Personally, they give me hives (in a good way?)

^ veryyy much this LMAO. and very specifically just the chorus from ethel cain's two children in a motel.

on a more serious note. the second sonism of it all..... i think daemon occupies this idol space in aemond's mind, like this powerful fighter who wields dark sister, this monstrous sceptre who exists on the edges of aemond's world. he surely wouldve grown up with tales of daemon in the stepstones etc, then experiences his fathers rage at daemon and rhaenyra marrying. i think aemond would v much relate to having an older brother who hates him, and who the court percieves as violent and occasionally terrible. of course, unlike daemon, aemond doesnt actually do anything except stalk around (until luke). like hes daemon if daemon was a flop. what alsoooo gets me is how they both try to make themselves copies of visenya - daemon has the sword but aemond has the dragon; daemon has the fighting ability and aemond has.... the hair? (aemond styling himself after daemon...) as i said flop and imo hes painfully aware of how he doesnt measure up, hence his obsession with daemon during the war. destroying your god to become him etc etc

also IM obsessed with the fact that despite daemond's apparent longing for the throne neither of them actually depose of their brothers...... the way they both are misunderstood by the general westeros population oooouughh. something about loyalty. i think aemond would try to make this point to daemon, that they both support their brothers' claims, but daemon would never be able to move past 'but you have rhaenyra. she is your eldest sister. your loyalty should be to her'. even when viserys is dead daemon defaults to rhaenyra (and jace, which ..... ), but when aemond and criston search for aegon he's all like 'i intend to be found' as though aegon's son doesnt exist lmaoooo

like i do think that theyre mirrors of each other and that they would recognise that..... (this being in some au where they fuck). aemond would be like 'this is what i want to be... wild and free' but not really capable of recognising the deep sadness daemon has to him? (imo daemon's always got this... something, he doesnt actually like revel in his position, yk? hes violent, but not like psychopathic gleeful about it, i guess). on the other hand daemon would look at aemond and be like oh my god boy you are pathetic. full of arrogant bluster. i think daemon would still fuck him but there wouldnt be the obsessiveness on his side that aemond would have. like half of the pleasure would be from aemond being viserys son. the other half would be from him liking aemond being a psychotic little baby freak. depends on the dynamics i think there are several good ways. actually rethinking about it the ONE thing about aemond that would actually send daemon crazy (in a bad way) is vhagar. i think he'd be so obsessive about finding out WHAT it is about this boy that's similar to his laena and his father.....

anyway as a ship i dont ever think theyd be 'in love' (see lyrics) but like. theyre the same. except theyre not. except they are, but theyre not 😵‍💫 like i very easily see daemon being aemond's whole world while to daemon his nephew is a like a little pet to amuse him when rhaenyra is upset with him. hmhmmng toxicity <3

even in like a modern/well-adjusted au i think aemond would be like uncle daemon pls like me pls pls pls and daemon is jsut a bit like. and which one are you

lots of thoughts..... i have more im pretty sure but thats all i can think of for now!!!

thank you for asking i hope this was at least a little bit interesting! would lvoe to talk about them more. kisses kisses