#gogron gro-bolmog

[triflingshadows]

cheydinhal sanctuary crew

[areggos-art-dump]

keeping on with my dark brotherhood series with oblivion!!

black hand is in the reblogs

[blackmetalsnake]

[insanostyle1231]

sorry to stuff a chart in your face but i put the cheydinhal sanctuary members (and mathieu) in it

[oblivion-npc]

😬

[thedouchevahkiin]

Once upon a time, there was a small kitten…

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[ciceroandlucien]

Nothing could have prepared me for the guilt I'd feel purifying the sanctuary. Hail Sithis but ugh, my heart. Lucien must have had a hard time with knowing the twins had to go too. 💔💔

[frdouchevahkiin]

Il était une fois un petit chat…

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[rels-tenim]

Big Shop Update!

It’s been a while, huh. My Redbubble shop now has four new designs!. There are now two new sticker sheets featuring characters from Oblivion’s Dark Brotherhood and Shivering Isles questlines, a Sotha Sil pin/magnet/sticker, Toon Clavicus Vile (shirts and other gubbins), and a Daedric tome design with all 17 Princes as plushies.

I’m not going to spam my own blog with promotions and turn it into a giant advert, but if you like what you see, feel free to reblog or check out my shop for yourself over here:

https://www.redbubble.com/people/Cuddlesnowy/shop?asc=u

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Gogron gro-Bolmog, to Telaendril: I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed.

Gogron gro-Bolmog: But that's why we have bludgeoning damage.

[omen-of-ice]

You've said some things about Larak that make me thing of Gogron gro-Bolmog from Oblivion. Gogron had a bunny but accidently squashed because he hugged it too hard 😂😭

I haven’t played Oblivion in such a long time— thank you for the nostalgia kick.

Larak hasn’t ever had a bunny, sadly for him, but he’d be so upset if that happened. I don’t think he’d ever be able to look at bunnies again. 😅

[terendelev]

Oblivion’s Dark Brotherhood members’ age estimation (because I am bored and writing a fic about them anyway.)

Cheydinhal Sanctuary

Vicente Valtieri: We know he became a vampire three hundred years ago but I always thought he was already at his mid-forties when he became an undead by looking at his face or behavior.

Antoinetta Marie: The youngest member of the Sanctuary. She mentions being in prison when she was ‘young’ but I can’t see her being older than mid-twenties considering Lucien recruited her and he should have been the Speaker to recruit potential members.

Gogron gro-Bolmog: Early thirties.

M’raaj-Dar: Late thirties.

Teinaava & Ocheeva: Mid to late twenties but I lean towards mid. Teinaava says they knew Lucien since they were hatchlings and if the Brotherhood entrusted Lucien with their education he can’t be so young or inexperienced either.

Telaendril: I can see her around thirty. Her dad tried to murder Telaendril so I always thought she should have been a ‘younger’ elf. Also recruited by Lucien so she can’t be older than forty-fifty.

The Black Hand:

Lucien Lachance: Early to mid-forties′ considering he raised the twins AND killed Mathieu’s mother when he was a boy. If we say Lucien killed his mother when Mathieu was ten and he himself was twenty-five during the assassination it would make him around forty during Oblivion. It is hard to guess but I am pretty sure he is not younger than that.

Another estimation could be made by using the twins: If we say they are twenty-five and met with Lucien when they were five also Lucien was twenty-five as an established member when he took them he could be around forty-five during Oblivion.

Mathieu Bellamont: Not older than thirty despite his in-game appearance.

Arquen: I always saw her as a ‘younger’ Elf so I would say around hundred.

Alval Uvani: Old. Both his face and vibes say he is an elder wizard so two-hundred.

Banus Alor: There is not that much info about him but younger than Alval as a Dunmer so maybe around his nineties? Idk.

Belisarius Arius: “I have not had blood on my hands in far too long!” he says in Applewatch so probably he is either old or have been working as a Speaker for a long time. Early fifties maybe.

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Ventum Tenebris Dramatis Personae

in shitpost format, so i don't lose track of who's who

CHEYDINHALL AND BRUMA SANCTUARIES

Assassin Kassandra Saryn aka Kass

tragic MC disease

literal feral child

flower picking after murder as a form of self-care

Speaker Lucien Lachance

manipulate

mansplain

manwhore

Madam Joselle Monnique

gaslight

gatekeep

girlboss

Silencer Saren Lethallas

not gay, but acts like one

Pretty Boy™

an aprax due to: none of your damn business

Silencer Gwendolyn aka Gwen

big

buff

mommy

Baron Vicente Valtieri

icon of homoerotisism

always ready for a heart-to-heart with tea and cake

will rip your fucken throat out if need be

Matron Ocheeva

strong dom vibes

hates The Lusty Argonian Maid

will ground you

Shadowscale Teinaava

definitely a sub

loves The Lusty Argonian Maid

would kill for a library membership

Infiltrator Marie Antoinette

very gay, doesn't act like one

has a different persona for every occasion

cutie-patootie

Tracker Telaendril Camoran

Green Pact abider

killer cook

lady in the streets, animal in the sheets

Death Knight Gogron gro-Bolmog

absolutely in love with Tel

wants lots of kids

looks like he can kill (and he can), is actually a cinnamon roll

Quartermaster M'Radj-dar

momma's boy

evil bastard

secretly kindest baby boy you ever met

Ex-Companion Havilstein Hroar-Blood

dog person

sexyman

immune to drunkedness

Ex-Companion Fafnir Hroar-Blood

wishes he was half as sexy as his brother

glorified doorman

probably an incel

CHORROL AND KVATCH SANCTUARIES

Speaker Banus Alor

very gay, acts like it too

soft heart, kind eyes

can't stand violence

Silencer Mathieu Bellamont

manchild

def a necrophile

easily manipulated

Assassins Maria and Blanchard

twinsies

a total of one brain cell is being shared 24/7

born together, die together

SKINGRAD AND ANVIL SANCTUARIES

Speaker Arquen of Alinor

fashion diva

big dick energy

wants to fuck Lucien so bad it makes her look stupid

Assassin Salmo

sweetroll king

none of his stock is poisoned, promise!

unironically good baker

Mortician René Korbin

broke ass rich boy

med student

just happy to be there

BRAVIL AND LEYAWIIN SANCTUARIES

Speaker Belisarius Arius

male Karen

too old for this shit

"y'all MFs need Sithis!"

Keeper Alval Uvani

clinically depressed

needs vacation ASAP

BEES

Silencer J'Ghasta

boxing star

buffest kitty cat you ever saw

always sus, always turns out right, always ignored

Seer Shaleez

communicates with the dead

sees future

probably severely mentally ill

BLACKTOWN

Samson aka Shady Sam

if it exists and it's illegal he'll sell it

awake 24/7 yet not a vampire???

knows everything that happens in IC

The Dark Stranger

omnipotent

omnipresent

probably the devil himself

The Inquisitor

like the Gray Fox but for murderers

no idea who tf he is

big daddy of TDB

The Viscount of Blacktown

very sus

probably very corrupt also

who tf voted for this clown?

Baron Emille Du'Cast

either was, is or will be Vicente's bf

just a happy little antiquarian

will sell you any kind of info you may want

IMPERIAL RESERVE

Huntsman Honditar

occasionally does awoo in the night

just a kind old man

misses his baby Kass every single day

Witch Melisande

emigrant from Glenmoril

keeps grumbling about how y'all are a bunch of ungrateful kids

actually just loves everybody

THE MILVAN ESTATE

Lazare Milvan

useless whinny brat

will harass everything that moves

fucken deserved what he got

Gotye Milvan

bezos of cyrodiil

disappointed in his son 24/7

doesn't have a heart

Odette Milvan

doesn't understand her boy is 25 not 5

no fucks given about anything at all

pretty but dumb AF

bonus:

[oblivion-npc]

I want to hug him so bad

[thedouchevahkiin]

Once upon a time, there was a small kitten…

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