#gomens crack

[fairyspheres]

new headcanon: aziraphale miracles up a teacup for crowley (like he, presumably, did for jim). it has little wings on it as the handle, but theyre not black like his actual wings. theyre the colour of mallard duck feathers and written across the body of the cup is 'i don't give a duck'

[cobalt-sugar-punch]

I was explaining to my bf how It's weird that when discorporated Aziraphale appears to drunk Crowley and Crowley has been talking to himself, one of the reasons he listed for Falling was asking Heaven about the food, how 'lucifer and the guys' had mentioned 'the food hasn't been all that great lately,' I told him that's a weird line bc it's not normal for angels nor demons to eat.

How do you know? bf asks me, and I tell him about the opening scene with Gabriel passive aggressively professing his disgust about Aziraphale eating, and how he goes 'it's sushi! it's quite good' in defense, and Gabriel saying he won't 'sully the temple of his celestial body with gross matter.' That just sounds like Gabriel hates sushi, says bf.

New fan theory unlocked: it's not all that weird for angels to consume human food/drink, Gabriel was just being a prick about the sushi.

[wearecrowley]

good omens crack 2 of ∞

[crowlixcx]

[ineffablyruined]

How I imagine sex will be addressed in S3

Crowley: So, have you ever thought about, y'know.

Aziraphale:

Crowley: *sigh* Sex, angel. Uh, with me?

Aziraphale: Oh! Sexual congress, the human way? Together? We're an angel and a demon, Crowley. We couldn't possibly.

*Turns to stare directly in the camera with a bitchy eyebrow to challenge all the AO3 writers*

Aziraphale: Could we?

[mrghostrat]

season 3 vibe check

[goodomensao3tagoftheday]

[beebopboom]

the look of an angel about to run out the door and tackle his demon and say “do it again”

[runwhileyoucan]

just realized hell all call Crowley "Crowley". Like even satan does. This is a big deal because hes name in the beginning was crawly.

Like did he just tell every one in hell"guys dont call me crawly im going by Crowley from now on" and every one was like "ok！"

Like i wana work there. That's so nice and respectful that all of them call him by his chosen name. Damm. Good job hell.

[ineffable-romantics]

"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"

[inbarfink]

Okay, fuck it, I am not gonna justify explaining why I’ve been ALSO thinking about an Angela Anaconda Good Omens AU, just work with me here…

[wearecrowley]

good omens crack 6 of ∞

[sentientsky]

a very unserious collection of crack predictions for season 3, variously inspired by jokes from fellow users and also my own terrible little hamster brain

(disclaimer: i made this at like. 3 am. and tbh my brain is all over the place, so i don’t know which ideas i came up with myself and which are posts i’ve just internalized. if i’ve used an idea of yours here, please tell me so i can properly credit you <3)

template below the cut!

[carnivalwizard]

the REAL crime of good omens season 2: making ineffable bureaucracy canon so we have to consistently spell "bureaucracy" correctly

[ikarakie]

something about the scene in season 2 of crowley speeding down oxford/regent street in the bentley that you may not appreciate if you don’t live in london: you cannot move on that street. you do not go anywhere.

once, my flatmate and i raced a bus from one end to the other and beat it by a LARGE margin with nothing more than a light stroll.

traffic does not move on that street, so him flooring it is insanely funny