Good Omens season 2 but it's every time I exhale through my nose:
Wrong bench
Do they know?/The ducks?
Every scene involving Gabriel/Jim (Jon Hamm is a national treasure)
James. Long for Jim, short for Gabriel.
How's your naked man friend?
I...am...dusting!
You were right, you were right, I was wrong, you were right.
You do understand I'm threatening you?
Get humans wet and staring into each others eyes, vavoom, sorted.
Jane? Austen??
She had balls!!/Well...
Like killing innocent children to win a bet with Satan?
I think the point was, if you want answers, come back when you can make a whale.
Shoemaking and obstetrics. Those have always been the twin passions of Bildad the Shuhite.
I am a professional midwife/cobbler
Wow, it's like you've looked deep into my secret soul
What car?/Our car./We don't have a car./Of course we do. Isn't she a beauty?
Crowley slapping Aziraphale's hand away from the Bentley
I'm a human police officer
Cupperty
Inspector Constable
Every scene with Muriel (she is too precious for this world)
Don't you want to hear my plan? Or, you know, go by train.
I know for some members of the police force it's a bit of a hobby.
David Tennant's accents in episode 3
The lower you start, the more opportunities you have.
Was that a travel sweet??
Crowley throwing stacks of books around
Of course. Doctor.
You'll be one of those investigative reporters, no doubt.
The awning of a new age
Listen, when there's no hot water and two yellow lights on the boiler, what is that? (Miranda Richardson killed it as Shax)
You don't seem his type at all/Sassy eyebrow raise
Go on, mister British man, wow me with your miracles
They're the bee's knees
Azirapalala
Aziraphale speaking French
Is the book seller your bit on the side?
The seamstress scene
TOSTE
Staying behind to die bravely? Good on you.
I'm not actually, either. But thank you.
Crowley's heaven outfit
You're not helping, angel
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Things the GO fandom as a whole have just accepted as canon
Crowley's favorite word is "ngk-"
They kissed in 1941. That's why the vibe was so awkward during the Holy Water scene in 1967.
The fire extinguishers in s2 are all from Crowley because of the bookshop fire in s1
Aziraphale is a huge flirt. Crowley gets flustered easily.
They adopted Jimbriel and Muriel
Crowley steals all the genders but Aziraphale is content with the lack of them
Crowley would go to bars and rant to Hozier, not knowing it was him, then hear his songs on the radio and break down because the lyrics understanded him.
He was also besties with Freddie Mercury
Oscar Wilde was in love with Aziraphale
Gabriel is Kenough
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"My car does not make that noise! What are you doing to it?!"
[Image description: Fanart of Crowley, Aziraphale, and the Bentley from "Good Omens". Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]
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Image One: Crowley casually leans against the Bentley as Aziraphale pats the hood of the car, saying to it, "Thank you for the ride, my dear!"
Image Two: The Bentley responds with a heart-filled, "Honk honk!" A blushing Crowley whips his head around to scold, "NONE OF THAT!!"
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thing is - and hear me out - if s3 does by any minute chance incorporate any suggestion of a sex scene, it is imperative for me that they commit to the bit. i need crowley to nearly topple over trying to get out of his jeans, i need aziraphale to complain that they cant do anything downstairs because that would be scandalous, and i need them to trip over going up the stairs because they keep getting distracted. i need one of them to accidentally get an elbow to the face, i need them to have a long forgotten book digging into one of their backs, and aziraphale is horrified when crowley launches it across the room, and i need there to be hard cut to whickber street having a huge power surge, lines sparking, all the power going out, and every car alarm in a 2-mile radius start screaming, i don't need it to be explicit or overly romantic but i do need it to be fucking funny
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