Yui orders a pizza. Unfortunately, the delivery guy is Cu Chulainn
Oh ho ho!
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Triton: "Are ye an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo-ho-ho' pirate?"
Valdi: "I'm an 'I'm not paying 60000G for Photoshop' pirate."
(submitted by @goomyiscute777)
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First of all, your Jordans are completely fake. Second, Bohman, you have absolutely no maidens. And finally, you, my friend, haven't even thought about buying Spotify Premium!
Playmaker to Bohman, probably
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Mr. Heartland: This city isn't big enough for two supervillains, Don Thousand!
Don Thousand: Oh, you're a villain all right, Heartland. Just not a super one.
Mr. Heartland: Oh yeah? What's the difference?!
Don Thousand, appearing from the giant crystal flower in Numeron Network's artwork: Presentation!
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Daji is best girl.
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L M F A O for Altera.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
The bedroom is the best place for Altera to get down on, though she doesn’t mind other places, like the kitchen, maybe even the hallways or behind a tree or in bushes.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
If she just starts feeling horny, then she’ll go out and find someone to fuck, though a quick way to turn her on is to present oneself to her in a sexual manner.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Doggy style is her favourite but she is alright with other positions if her partner wants it.
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
She is surprisingly cuddly after sex, speically after hardcore sex, nothing much else to say here.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
She can do both obviously, but she slightly prefers recieving.
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Not getting Jalter Super Smash Bros Ultimate for Christmas.
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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
Prompt: Get to know the mun
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So, was Angel Halo designed to be able to channel magic energy?
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Walter White from Breaking Bad takes part in the 4th Fuyuki Grail War instead of Ryuunosuke, summoning Paracelsus
Oh ho ho!
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Monica: "Ghondor, go put those Tasty Sausages back."
Ghondor: "YOU CAN'T ME DO ANYTHING!"
(submitted by @goomyiscute777 )
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Ai: The government is after me so I changed my identity.
Yusaku: You WHAT?!
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Don Thousand: So be it! I will unleash the Numeron Code, and so we shall die in cleansing flame together! Rejoice, Earth, for your end has finally come! You have chosen darkness, and so, into darkness you shall be plunged! The world shall end in fire, and when the ashes scatter, at last, there will! Be! PEACE!
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My thot detector just exploded.
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Y'know... Maybe wiping out humanity is overrated. Sure, we're a problematic species, but we're also the only species who has the power to fix our own problems.
“Why would anyone want to wipe out humans to begin with? As you said, your species is problematic, but who isn’t? Faults in themselves can lead to change if time and patience is given. I want to believe in the better side of humanity... Not only see them for their failures and misdeeds.”
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Prompt: Send “‼️” to challenge my muse to a Pokemon battle
Goomy’s Team:
Uhhh... Goomy?
Maybe Castform?
Yao’s Team:
Ninetales
Mawile
Tyrantrum
Hydreigon
Garchomp
Sharpedo
Being that Muse is a goomy, I suppose it’d just be a wild pokemon battle.
..Yeah. Goes like you’d expect.
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