#gooooooood soup

[icedmetaltea]

I had this little idea, but I'm too shy to post it on my account and I didn't want to let it die. So how about a Sun and Moon outlast au?

You are an older brother, or maybe a parent, the point is that you have a small child to take care of. He disappeared and the only place the police didn't check is this crazy old place, abandoned for all you know and the police would ban you from going if they knew what you were planning.

So, you go in there and, the place is not abandoned

There are many people, deformed and thirsty for blood, you have to run, but you won't leave without your child, You find and a camera and a decent amount of batteries that you struggle to distribute, you lose some fingers, you definitely have traumas and you don't know how to get out, you start to convince yourself that your child is not here.

At one point you find a strange robot that chases you, it laughs like a maniac and its claws leave marks where they rest, it has red eyes that glow in the dark, its sharp teeth make you wonder if it eats meat. He is unexpectedly clean of blood, but to no one's surprise he is not afraid of getting stained. You run and stumble, in the end you reach this large room, it is colorful, happy, but the colors are worn out and there are brown stains on the floor, and you hear someone calling your name.

Your child comes out from under some rubble, runs towards you and you welcome him with open arms. Then you have a few seconds of relief, and then metal arms surround you and you spin around. A laugh resonates in your ears, your feet don't touch the floor and when you look up you see another robot, this time it has rays of sun, a happy smile, pure happiness and when you get off it introduces itself. His name is Sun, he is in charge of making you have a good time and taking care of your mental health.

The robot that chased you enters the room, and Sun must interfere. There is an argument, the red-eyed one says that you are trespassing on private property, and Sun says that they can make exceptions, after all you were friends with his little friend.

Then you spend a whole afternoon with them, the one you discover is called Moon tells you how he was patrolling when he came across this innocent child wandering in the yard, it was too dangerous to leave him there, too many bad people wandering around, they couldn't just push him into the woods. And Sun was glad to have a friend.

When you say you have to go, they just look at you. Moon says he will leave to patrol, you go after him shortly after saying goodbye to a Sun who just looks at you in silence.

The door is locked.

Goosebumps break out on your skin and you are acutely aware of the jingling bells approaching. You hide the child behind you and turn around. Sun opens his arms and talks about how it is safer here, the four of you could fit in here without a problem. Moon was always away but he would bring blankets, food and the basics, Sun would take care of you two, you would play a lot of games. No one would ever bother them.

You have a feeling these robots are going to be more trouble than any crazy person in this damn place.

You will do whatever it takes to protect the innocent who hides here, even if you have to fake a smile until you know how to escape. That probably won't go well the first few tries, you get somewhat humiliating punishments that you have to disguise for the infant, and Sun is okay with that.

But no matter how long it takes, you will get out of here.

FUCK YEA OUTLAST AUUUUUUUU

This is an awesome idea!! Idk if it's more scary to be around a bunch of insane humans or a couple robots with not all their screws intact (I'd stay with them in a heartbeat either way)

Dude imagine the daycare but like. It's even more in shambles and completely in the dark aside from the night vision on your camera. Sun's smile showing up a bit too bright around the corners. You can't even cry, you have to put up a brave face for the kid...

That is some gooooooood soup right there. Thank you for sharing!!!

[thelasttime]

HAPPY FIRST DAY IN TAIWAN!! we woke up and got some breakfast before grabbing boba (i got yakult grapefruit and watched as the boba barista hand squeezed the grapefruit AND added a full sized yakult and it was indeed delicious). we walked around some more before getting beef noodle soup for lunch

then we went to go get our haircut and it was amazing!! they gave us a full shampoo, scalp massage, haircut, and style for the price of $25 😳 and the hairdresser did a great job!! heh she asked me if my hair was real (like she thought my hair was so good it was fake) and if i wanted to keep my hair in a bag (so i could sell it)

we then walked around and explored the area before heading to the night markets for some gooooooood food!! we got black pepper chicken buns, fried chicken, pork buns, grass jelly, and some of the sweetest juiciest fruit of my life

side note: there are a lot of cats just chilling around the city and they’re very very cute!!

i love this place 🥰 definitely wish i could spend more time here hehe!! tomorrow we’re taking a bus outside of the city

[khlur]

cityboy food blogger strikes again, this time w stir fried tomato egg noodlys. first time ever making fan qie chao dan! and topped noodles w it. i had my reservations abt poaching an already fried scrambled egg in a sauce that was mostly water??? but HIIIIIIII this is sooooo gooooooood.

edit: here's the recipe i kiiiiind of followed. since i was using a packet of instant noods, i halved the salt and split the noodle soup base between the eggs and the tomato base.

[detectiveconnor]

Gooooooood morning tumblrines! I hope you are well, the sky is currrrently a lovely cloud-cover colour so the sunlight is a beautiful white and the birds are having a nice tweeterino. I hope you are having a lovely day! I am planning mostly to make soup today and do some chores I've been putting off (and go on an outdoor adventure(!)) but I will be around in general. Poke me if you need me 🌼🐛🐧

[decompose1]

Ok!!! I have peaked in my curiosity and I am now going to ask you a few random questions! Because why not :O 1. Have you ever tried polish cuisine? (If you haven't i reccomend trying naleśniki or kopytka someday!! You can also get Krówki (Caramel candies) that are really good :D) 2. Do you like pumpkin pies or apple pies? Any kind of pies? Have you tried em before? 3. On a similar note, have you ever tried anything generally pumpkin flavored? I haven't! I think I just recently learned they even make that kind of stuff!! I would've never thought of PUMPKINS as being appealing but apparently they are?! Sorry if that seems like a normal thing in your country but for me its such an out-there idea! 4. What foods from your culture do you like to make/eat? And what foods from OTHER cultures do you find appealing? Personally slavic foods always look super great to me but authentic mexican food also looks amazing! 5. What normal noise do you hate the most? Like banging, tapping, etc? I've found a lotta people have a lotta different answers to this and i find it super intresting!!! woo :P Annnnd there we go! I know a lotta these are food based, can you tell what im thinking abt right now? But anyways! Hope you enjoyed this little anon ask! have a gooooooood day! :DDDD

thank you so much, kind anon!! i hope YOU have a good day :D!!

1. I haven't, but i sure would like to try it!! thanks for the suggestions ^^!!

2. I love BOTH!! Those are actually both of my favorite pies ^^ pro tip: both of those go GREAT with some vanilla ice cream. especially if the pie is served hot.. mm. Warm apple and cinnamon and cold vanilla ice cream . oh yummy

3. HEHE I LOVE PUMPKIN STUFF!! I have a guilty pleasure for pumpkin spice lattes, and i make some fantastic pumpkin bars >:o). My dad also used to make pumpkin soup and roasted pumpkin seeds.... i am a fan :D but i also grew up in the US pacific northwest in a farming family so!!!! pumpkins were always a big thing growing up ^^ i'm sure it's funny to other cultures hehe!

4. Ohh i LOVE to make Challah bread! Braiding it is my favorite part because you can get real intricate if you're patient, and the breads can turn out so pretty :o). Babka is ALSO pretty killer. And i love borscht and other hearty soups... i have had funny cultural bonding moments over soups with my qpp (i'm jewish and he's romani and our families are from similar regions! iirc!).

For other culture's foods, i've always been big on Chinese, Japanese, and Mexican food, all of which i get pretty often!! I am a big sushi enjoyer :o).

5. I really can't stand chair scooting or dog barking :o(. Chair scooting is a big sensory issue for me, and barking is unfortunately cause i'm cynophobic!!

Tysm for the questions i hope my rambles were ok :D

[leonardcohenofficial]

seafood soup was indeed fire (a varation on this recipe)

[provider-of-guardians]

Chicken noodle soup, Chicken gnocchi soup, chicken dumpling soup, Ramen, cream of chicken soup, steak and potato soup, flood the land with soup

Soup for all!!!

[brinnanza]

why do I ever eat anything besides homemade chicken soup I'm so fucking good at soup

[rotworld]

Inhuman Encounters: Jay

an anon asked:

HMM…… sex pollen + the boys in inhuman WP………… thoughts? 

i was going to post them all at once, but they’re taking a while and they’ll all probably need their own warnings lol so here’s just the first one for now.

a day out with jay ends suddenly when he says he isn’t feeling well. concerned, you decide he could use a visit from a friend to cheer him up, but he’s not the one you should be worried about.

->inhuman!jay/reader. explicit; contains heat/mating cycles, extremely feral behavior, noncon/dubcon, rough sex.

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You’ve known Jay long enough to know he deals with his problems like a dog. Bites them, when he can. When he can’t, he slinks off to some quiet place to curl up and hide. Maybe he’s trying to save face and not look weak in front of you and Rex, or maybe he’s just trying to protect himself. You’re not really sure which it is, but you don’t like the idea of him being all by himself. So not this time, you decide. You’re not going to let him deal with it alone.

He looked sick when you split up for the day, flushed and feverish. Said he’d go home and sleep it off. But his mom won’t be back until late, and just the thought of him lying sick in bed in a dark, empty house bothers you. You don’t have much, but you throw together a little care package. Some soup and some sweets. You think about picking up something over the counter, but you don’t know what his symptoms are, or if it’d even help. You know some things just don’t work on him. His alcohol tolerance is through the roof.

You’re still debating what else to bring when there’s a loud thump at the door. Less of a knock, and more like something running into it and slumping on your doorstep. You hear labored breathing. A panting animal. There’s a scraping sound like dragging claws and audible sniffing, the shift of a shadow on the other side of the door. You hold absolutely still, not blinking, not breathing, but you feel a bead of sweat sliding slowly down your skin. The shaky moan you hear makes your heart skip a beat.

“H...hhhhhhey. Hhhhuman. Let me innnnn?” 

It sounds like Jay, but something is really, really wrong. His voice is hoarse, a little deeper than usual. He’s slurring his words, a low hiss accompanying every syllable. You hear him tap his claws on your door and fiddle with the knob, growling under his breath when he finds it locked. “Jay?” you say carefully. The sound of your voice makes him groan in an unmistakably suggestive way. “Are you alright? I thought you were going home.”

“Mmm. Yeahhhh,” he sighs. You hear shifting, struggling, a grunt of exertion. The door rattles as he slams up against it. Trying to get to his feet, you suppose. (Trying to break in, another part of you worries. You know what he’s capable of. Your flimsy, shitty lock couldn’t survive that.) “Home,” he mutters deliriously. “‘M home. I wanna come innnn.”

“You’re not home, Jay. You came to my place.” And thinking about that, why he’s here, why he stumbled over in a feverish haze with his instincts promising a safe place, fills you with feelings you aren’t ready to confront right now, but you can’t worry about that right now. He needs help. You’re too far in your own head, worrying, wondering how to feel about all this, to notice how quiet it gets the closer you get to the door. Jay goes completely still until the lock clicks out of place. “Here, let’s get you inside,” you start to say. You don’t even finish your sentence before the world tilts.

Something hits you, maybe the door, maybe Jay in his rush to get in. All you know for sure is there’s a sore spot on your head and the floor rushes up to meet you. You’re still getting your bearings, blinking away the pain, seeing double as Jay stalks towards you like downed prey.

“Sssssmellll gooooooood,” he hisses, a long, forked tongue slithering out to taste the air. He shrugs off his jacket and he’s shirtless underneath, covered in a sheen of sweat and patches of gray-green scales. You try to scramble back and away from him but you don’t get far. Long, clawed fingers wrap around your ankle and yank you back across the floor. 

You’re starting to realize that “sick” isn’t quite the right way to describe what’s wrong with him. He’s in some sort of rutting frenzy, crawling on top of you to pin you down with his weight, shredding through your clothes with his claws and teeth. Every time you cry out and beg him to stop, he kisses you, swallowing your scared sounds and moaning into your mouth. His hand cups your sex and your hips buck involuntarily. 

Jay makes a rumbling sound that vibrates in his chest, halfway between stone-like grinding and a purr. He makes quick work of what’s left of his own clothes and grinds his huge, hard cock against your stomach. “Mate,” he purrs, sounding drunk and content. He says this over and over, muttering it against your throat, “mate, mate, mate.”

Jay’s kisses are sloppy and unfocused, nipping and sucking at your chest, your collarbones, your throat, strings of drool dripping slowly down your skin. You’ll have marks everywhere in the morning. His thrusts grow more frenzied and he’s not even inside of you. He clings to you, sinks his claws into your hips, and uses you like a toy to rut against while he growls and pants against your ear.

Suddenly, he flips you over, face-down on the floor under him. One hand rests heavily on the back of your neck and the other hikes up your hips. Your pulse picks up and a reluctant coil of arousal twists in the pit of your stomach.  He still can’t seem to get inside of you, impatiently thrusting before he’s lined up properly. You can’t believe shy, nervous Jay is doing this, mounting you, humping your ass like an animal as he snarls his frustrations. He bites you as if to punish your body for not letting him in. He grazes his teeth over your shoulder in warning and then sinks them into your flesh. “Mate,” he whines pitifully. He wants you so badly he can’t think straight. 

“It’s okay,” you tell him. You can’t look back because he won’t let you. He gets agitated when you move, biting your arm when you reach back between your bodies, but he backs off when you push your hips back against him. He watches, curious, letting out a pleased moan when you try blindly to line him up with your entrance. It takes a few tries with his impatient movements, hips bucking to feel the warmth of your hand. But you feel when he figures it out, starts angling his thrusts. Precum dribbles from his tip and it’s all over you, smeared along your inner thighs and your ass from his excitement. 

Jay bends over you, the hand on your neck rising to tangle in your hair. He scratches your scalp, careful not to break the skin. He presses a kiss to your nape and you hear him breathe in shakily, feel his warm exhale warm your skin. The tenderness in the gesture, the way he affectionately strokes your hair, feels almost like an apology. The Jay you know peeking through, asking for forgiveness.

He isn’t gentle and it’s hard to take him. He doesn’t wait for you to adjust. The flare of his head stretches you, and the girth of his length stings at first. You struggle to catch your breath between his hard, fast thrusts. A vicious growl scares you and you hear his claws splintering the floor. You’re so full you think you’re going to break. “Goooood,” he purrs, lapping at one of his nastier bites almost playfully. He’s in, you think through a haze of agony and dizzying fullness. He’s all the way in. His pelvis is flush against you and it seems to settle him somewhat, quelling some of his frenzy. 

“Fff...fffuck,” Jay mutters, the closest you’ve heard him sound to himself since he got here. “Tight. You’re so tight. I didn’t...fuck, should’ve prepared you….” He gives a small roll of his hips, a slight, shallow thrust that still makes you whimper. “I made a mess of you, honey,” he murmurs, his long tongue sliding wetly against the shell of your ear. “Mmm. I kinda like it.”

He pulls out halfway only to slam back in, making you quiver and cry his name. He hushes you, settling heavily against your back. It’s not enough to be on top of you, he needs to touch you, needs to feel your skin along every inch of him. His scales are cool at first but they warm quickly from your body heat. You feel his tail loop around one of your thighs, the tip grazing your sex. It’s too much. You feel yourself on the edge already and he pushes you closer as his hands explore your body, smoothing up your sides.

“Can you,” he pauses, taking a shuddering breath as he rolls his hips. “Can you say my name? My real name. Just try it.” 

“Dženan?” you say. It’s more of a question than anything, unsure of your pronunciation. But it’s exactly what he wants if the sound he makes is any indication, that purring growl rumbling in his chest again. You feel his cock twitch inside of you. 

“Yeahhhh,” he sighs. You’re losing him again to his mating haze, his voice going low and inhuman again, but it’s not the same impersonal rutting from before. It’s still rough, too fast, too demanding for you to keep up with, but you swear he almost cries every time you call his name. His claws rake down your sides and you think you’re bleeding, think there’s too much pain for it to feel so good. You feel faint, close to losing consciousness. He has to be done soon. He has to be close, at least.

You don’t know how long you lay there, fucked into the floor, but you lose your voice and any semblance of higher thought. If Jay finishes, you don’t notice, because he keeps going. You wake up in bed at some point, sore and vaguely aware of the sensation of teeth in your neck and Jay’s cock still inside you, but slower, shallower, almost sleepily fucking you. You croak out his name and he chuckles, rubbing your sore thighs. 

“Save your breath,” he murmurs. “I’m not done yet.

[icedmetaltea]

Hm

During the day Captain Sun is active, and during the night Captain Moon.

the crew can never find them when the other is active.

Captain Sun prefers not to deal with the royal family, and tells them to wait for the night to talk to them,

Captain Moon. H A T E S, the royal family, but he’s more reasonable, but will fight them on SITE.

y/n could be the rebellious heir who doesn’t want to get married off so they run away to town and gets kidnapped by the captains for a profit- only for the captive to beg not to take them home-

Yessssssssssss 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Gooooooood soup right there

[windstormwielding]

A smile that refused to abate. Steps that could not resist a little spring. A second wind that left his spirit revitalized and motivated unlike anything else. Oh yes, Kōtarō was on a high and likely would not return to earth anytime soon.

He’s done it. He’s finally DONE it! Well, okay no, he hasn’t actually done it yet, but now he had undeniable proof that he can do it in the future... once he puts an awful lot of work in. The one-in-a-million chance that few of his own kind could actually attain, a sign of legitimate progress after years of training, undeniable proof that he wasn’t pursuing a fool’s errand after all! Reiō above, he still couldn’t believe it after waking up the next day! He hadn’t dreamt up yesterday’s events, it was all real!

Kōtarō was brimming with so much good cheer, one could spill soup on his lap and he would probably thank them. That said, it wasn’t as though he would count on such a thing occurring in the middle of the Seireitei streets, and deep down he preferably wouldn’t let it come to that, but still!

At the very least...

“Ah! Gooooooood morning~!”

...he would wave down the next familiar face he sees with an extra dash of jubilance.

[ofalltheginjoints]

gooooooood night to soup iero, i’d die for you 😍☺️🥰😚😌 the rest of y’all.... gn i guess 😒🙄

[khaleesiofalicante]

Shadowhunters S3E22 Thoughts

Okay let’s kill this crazy bitch covered in coal

Meliorn, you dumbass! That’s what happens when you scream during a sneak attack!!

That Lorenzo+Magnus magic move was cool!!! Also is Alec only shooting five arrows at a time now? Man has standards!!

YASSS IZZY!!!!! OH SHIT NOOOOO IZZY!!!!

Clary is serving runes like she is at a soup kitchen...

Shit they are all on fire!!!!

Yes yes get the fuck outta there!!!!!!

WE ARE COOOOOMING AFTEEEERRR YOUUUU. I will not skip the intro, Netflix! It’s the last episode, you insensitive asshole!!!

OMGGGGGGGGG SIZZY IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME HUH???

Clace is soooooo vanilla. Bless those two lil souls...

THAT HAIR TOUCHING WAS SO FUCKING SOFT IM GONNA LOOK AT IT FOREVER EVERYONE ELSE FUCK OFF

Simon went for the classic ‘It’s weird that this is not weird’. Nice...

Sure, babies!!! Do everything together :) <3 :)

Magnus’ handwriting tho!!! Dayuuum.

Man I love Alec’s I got laid last night face ;)

Alec Lightwood does not, never, ever, will pass up an opportunity to say FUCK YOU to the clave and other homophobes. I love my son!!

I Do LikE yOu iN aTuX OMG FUCKING KILL ME

Delivering handwritten wedding invites through fire messages? ICONIC!!

Did Jace just compare Clace to Malec? Jace is cracking me up in the eps!

In other news, Seelie Queen continues to be creepy...

OMG SHE JUST GOT INFINITY WAR-ED BY JONATHAN!!!

YES TO THIS PARABATAI CONTENT YES YES YES YES

CLIZZY PARABATAI????? I APPROVE!!!!

My man Underhill takes his job as Head of Security VERY seriously...

Miss the wedding? MISS THE WEDDING? I did not approve this?????

Jocelyn OMG WHAT THE FUCK 

Raziel needs to learn how to use Facetime or Facebook. Sending a girl’s dead mom as a messenger is not cool, bro!!

Okay true tho. Clary probably created to runes to get rid of dandruff...

OMG ALL THOSE CAKES ARE GORGEOUS AND GLITTERY!!!

I can watch Magnus eat cake forever tbh...

So Lorenzo gave back the loft? Why? How? When? Nevermind.

OMG MORE SELF-PORTRAITS OMG I CANNOT 

THAT BRO MOMENT BETWEEN MAGNUS + LORENZO WAS WELL DONE. YES TO SUPPORTIVE WARLOCKS YALL.

I just realised that Magnus photocopied the wedding invitations by magic. That’s a really cool trick....

OKAY MAGNUS BOUGHT MARYSE A DRESS FOR THE WEDDING I AM SOFT

I literally forgot about Robert’s existence...

LOS ANGELES BITCHES

How did Max grow so tall?????? What is your secret, child?? TELL ME!!!

Jonathan has gone full Blonde Badboy cool cool cool

SHIT ARE THE BLACKTHORNS OKAY?????

Damn it can we not have a wedding without all this drama????

Yall there was a random woman videoing Jonathan’s attack??? Wtf is wrong with people these days smh.

Yes clary please get your brother under control!!!

I do not feel bad for Jonathan for some reason. I also sense a pattern shit.

So Jonathan died? Just like that? Okaaaaaaaaay then.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHEEEEEEEEEEEEET ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN BREATHE WOMAN BREATHE

Yaaaaaas Madzie, you perfect flower girl you!!!!!

Okay I LOVE LOVE LOVE this fall/yellow theme <3 

Alec looks so handsome and I am already crying FUCK

Yasss Catarina is the best woman!!!!!

OMG all their friends and family are there this is too much yall

OH MY GOD MARYSE IS WALKING MAGNUS DOWN THE AISLE MY HEART IS SO FUCKING FULL RIGHT NOW I CANT BREATHE

OMG THOSE FUCKING VOWS KILLED ME MALEC FOREVER OMG

I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR LOVING HUSBAND OKAY BABIES OKAY <3 <3 <3

MY CHILDREN REALLY GOT MARRIED HUH I AM LITERALLY MARYSE RN

OMG THEIR FIRST DANCE!!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD INDEED!!!!

Raphael, you beautiful goldfish!!!! I wish you all the best!!!!!! <3 <3 

Clary NO GOODBYES!!!

HALINE BITCH HALINE YES YES YES <3

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Andrew? Andrew? ANDREW? ANDREWWWWWWWWW??????

I CALLED THIS SHIP LIKE 12 YEARS AGO AND I AM STILL HERE FOR IT SUCKERZ

Omg they all know about Luke LAMO those two are apparently not subtle!

Okay Maryse is the best mom ever fight me

OMG they used that god damn ‘cell’ line from the books.. my heart :(

CLARY BABE NO YOU POOR THING TALK TO SOMEONE 

What is with these kids and leaving letters? Talk to someone goddamnit!!

ONE YEAR LATER WTF NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS????

Idris looks GOOOOOOOOD

OMG INQUISITOR ALEC LIGHTWOOD BITCH I AM HERE FOR THIS!!!

Luke x Maryse one year into the relationship and vacaying in Brazil? I need footage thank you!

OMG MAGNUS THAT LOOK WOW JUST WOW

HIGH WARLOCK OF ALICANTE MAGNUS BANE BITCH I AM HERE FOR THIS TOO!!!!

IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING HARRY’S BICEPS??? GOD DAMNNNNN

MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE PEACOCK WITH HIS BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND WOW

Yes to Young Entrepreneur Maia. 

OMG TAKIS BOOK STANS HOLD ME PLEASE

She named a burrata salad after Clary. I am very emo right now...

HEAD OF THE INSTITUTE IZZY BITCH I AM HERE FOR THIS THREE WHAT EVEN THANK YOU????????

Sizzy is all soft and sailing. My ship is safe!!!!! <3

Okay this Jimon training scene was well done. HOT DIGGITY DANG

BOOP BOOP OMG CUTIEEEEEEE

Jace, don’t let her gooooo

Clary! Hey!!! You look...different.

SHEEETTT SHE CAN SEE HIM!!!!!

OMG 01X01 PARALLELS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay um, it’s over?????????

What am I supposed to do now??? (After I finish crying that is)

I just want the record to show that I actually enjoyed the last eps. The writers and actors did a great job <3

Thank you, shadowhunters and shadowfam.

I will miss writing stupid shit about my stupid show I stupidly love so much

That’s it I guess...

Oh and fuck Freeform bro.

[famder-news]

FanFic Review Friday: One Black Coffee

Hey Guys!!! Mod Wheat here with that Fanfic Saturday Friday post! I know this is coming on a Saturday, but Ya Boi is feeling big sick from what I hope is a cold and sore bc physical therapy appointments and forgot to post something yesterday. So, buckle up for Mod Wheat’s Chicken Noodle Soup For The Soul, aka Mod Remi’s ( @adultmorelikeadolt ) fic, One Black Coffee!!! Read it HERE if you haven’t yet, ‘cause this one’s certified Big Good Shit!!!

Pairings: Roceit, QPR analogicality

Word Count: 3753

Warnings: Remus exists and is mentioned, Deceit (duh), tooth-rotting fluff

Summary: Human AU, Dee’s a barista and Roman’s a Tired Theater Major who exists on caffiene, and Fluff Occurs!!!

ok SO this fic is fucking good, and I just start with that. Ya homegirl LOVES a well-written Deceit, and Remi writes a Damn Good Snakey Boi!!! At several points during this fic, I had to stop reading and scream internally because its just THAT FLUFFY!!!

Our fic starts with Roman, the character who we see the world through, going to get coffee from his favorite on-campus shop from his FAVORITE barista, our hot mans Deceit. Dee refuses to sell him coffee (because of course he will), *then* offers to take Roman on a date.

Dee takes him on that date (dinner plus a theater show) and our boy Roman? Swooned. Dee’s already won him over, what a good bean!!

Then, date two! Thomas (a teacher) notices Roman’s distracted “holy shit I have a BF” and Roman lies, claiming that its bc Stinky Trash Mans Remus is having issues. But!!! then he and Dee go off to watch the sunset as two Queer Dudes and it’s very cute!!!

Then Roman tells Thomas that he lied, to which Thomas is like “LOL yeah I been knew, thanks for coming clean to me though youre Good People.”

Then the epilogue has had the bois being a couple for a Long Ass Time cause Dee is implied to have proposed to Roman. HELL YEAH!!!

Closing Thoughts: I wish I hadn’t read the fic so I could re-experience the euphoria of reading it for the first time. It’s just THAT GOOD. I really, REALLY enjoyed it and if Remi were to, say, write a sister fic of the Married Life between the boys I think I would actually cry real tears of joy.

Quote of the fic: “ But the details of Roman’s romantic life are of no matter currently, because it’s 8 am and he has two classes today, one of which is awfully boring, and he only got three hours of sleep last night. “ This one’s just a Big Ass Mood

And yeah, that’s the fic!!! the tl;dr is that Roman and Dee are gay and GO READ ITS GOOOOOOOOD SHIT

[integrationslady]

Eggroll soup is gooooooood

[promiiscs]

i been makin grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup the past couple days for food and it’s so gooooooood