#gooseposting

[hanavesinauttija]

[louisegluckpdf]

seething with jealousy over this comment on the most recent goose vid

[songsintheattic]

pov: you are a piece of cabbage or perhaps a grape

[existennialmemes]

Me: pspspspspspsps

The Extremely Chill Goose that let me walk up to it: I do not mind your proximity, child, but what is mine is mine. And if you seek to cross that line, then I too shall take what is yours.

Me: [to my partner] if it bites me, please tell the paramedics it was my fault

[happygoosebird]

Got a brand new happy goose! Her name is Dahlia

[yallmeansallmuscovy]

DON'T FOLLOW MY TIKTOK IT'S DEAD I SPECIFICALLY MADE THIS TIKTOK TO POST HERE LMAOOO

Also yes I'm sending this to him

More gooseposting to come

[goosemander]

bringing my serial killer to the art party tonight <3

[bone-evidence]

I am having the time of my life right now omg

I feel cute as hell, I'm sitting by the river and there's so many geese, like last I counted there were eighteen and I think ten more just showed up

[lovesickgoose]

when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to btw

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

goosies AND dog AND cat

[narherkugel]

I'm gonna draw doflamingo as a goose from entitled goose game

[louisegluckpdf]

goin down to the rockdale gonna lay it all down for you.......leave your coat at the hotel we'll be hangin in the old ballroom

[songsintheattic]

having a goose is as close to the childhood dream of owning a dragon as it gets btw

[aliengoose]

friend just told me my vibes are gender. i cannot reach any higher point than this. where do you go once you have reached the top

[happygoosebird]

[a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat]

ahem hem

meow