#gosh I need to go to bed

[smilesrobotlover]

I made something terrible

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[lightblueminecraftorchid]

@mayakern slowly adding your skirts into animal crossing!

[scoriarose]

My absolute favorite part of this video is you can literally see the moment she decides she's going to get into mischief!

Look at how she moves, slowly and carefully toward the gap at the end of the pillow. Before this she'd been wanting to dangle down in that gap and have a look around- however that's dangerous as she could fall behind the bed and that wouldn't be the easiest place to retrieve her from. After first blocking her with my arm, and gently scolding her when she neared the edge after that she'd quickly turn around and come back to me.

The time in the video above is different. Her curiosity overpowered her and she decided she'd go for it. Once she made that choice, all her focus goes on that gap and she goes a bit faster. Her body language indicates excitement about the fun thing she is going to do.

They have a lot of quirks they share with cats, and keeping a hognose from exploring something they are curious about is like trying to keep a cat off a bed. A moment later they'll be back where they were. The easiest way to stop this, especially when they want to go off the edge of a fall hazard, is to "play airplane" where they can safely see what they were curious about, sate that curiosity, and then immediately give them something else to play with. So long as they got to see whatever they wanted to investigate I haven't had the diversion after fail.

It's also good to let them see this way, that way you show them you are there to help them achieve their goals- not restrain them or prevent them from their achievements. You are able to get them to the areas they want to see, so they don't need to be sneaky about it. (I did, in fact, let her look around and she really enjoyed herself. Hognoses absolutely love dangling down and slowly rotating around to look at everything. She enjoyed the opportunity very much. Sometimes I give her tours of the house, and she likes that too.)

[painregretsandsunday]

Anyway sharing my sunday pulls result (and his build by extension)

He came pretty late as did his lc but I won my 50/50 both times. I tried to go to his e1 but unfortunately lost to welt and I'm not the type of person who would spend more than 100 pulls for a copy. But I will try again to get his e1 on his rerun!

And I decided to combine all my sunday drawings in one big file (63 Mb) for the fun of it really. Here's the file at 30% scale (otherwise tumblr refused to load it) and link to original png

Hope your Sunday pulls were great and you got yourself atleast a copy :3

Also they froking forgot to put a space between "to" and "40" in his traces description! Hoyoverse I demand 1000 apolojades!

[lunarharp]

unnecessarily rated and ranked kitchen of witch hat volume 1 moments on silly gay madness

[seaofreverie]

I'm back and Guys they played my favourite song they played where your eyes don't go and they played spy and last wave and the darlings of lumberland and let me tell you about my operation and

[palmolli]

Ohhhh the brain demons won't silence themselves... I reeaaaallly do not like what I'm seeiiiiinnnnggg... what the flipping fish brain that is... something. It's not like... EXTREME.... but... uh... EW? Ahaha... TW: body horroro. spookppspyyyyy

Grasping

Grasping

Grasping.

Breathing

Breathing

Breathing.

Blinking

Blinking

Blinking.

Moving

Moving

Moving.

Acting

Acting

Acting.

Facade

Facade

Facade.

Swat away the flies that crave your rotting flesh.

Crush them between your cold, dead fingers.

Watch them go motionless through the eyes of someone else.

This isn't your flesh you inhabit.

No.

It died a long time ago.

Now, it is just a facade you wear.

To keep them fooled, to keep them clueless to your true intentions.

But he knows.

But he won't speak.

And you'll make sure of it.

Eeereehhhhheerhhehehh....... cookoguguhhhh going coocoo what the flip was in those gummy clusterssss.... I think is the antidepressnets. Aahahahhh... yes is for my LU horror fic... dont question it idk either I'm just listening to THE VOICES.... hnmmmmmmbmm humima humina lalalala

[quietlyblooms-gone]

open to mutuals | in which chiyo doesn't want them to leave <3

" thank you, " softly chiyo mutters as laces are untied and shoes discarded, careful hands helping her beneath a comforter that feels heavenly against her skin. typically she'd never go to bed in street clothes, but the night calls for an exception; she's had just a tad too much to drink, feels much too tired to worry about dirty clothes. no, chiyo's more concerned with squeezing her pillow as tightly as she can ( the pressure against her chest soothes something that she can't name, doesn't want to name ).

she feels the bed shift as her companion stands, and eyes like melted chocolate stare up at them. belatedly chiyo realizes she's grabbed hold of their wrist but doesn't let go. belatedly she realizes she's allowed her pillow to fall to the ground, half-risen upon an elbow, though she doesn't care. she just doesn't want them to leave.

" could you stay a while longer? " her voice sounds so small, fragile. " please? "

[solifloris]

i wake up at 6am like everyday but damn. i've never been sleepier than this ✋

[definitellie]

new obsession: trigun

sorry.....but not really 😂

[tvrningout-a]

i should've switched to writing original stuff ages ago bc i could've been overcoming writer's block if i did :' )

[boomerang109]

just saw a video that was like “do you even know who your grandfather’s father was?” YES?! i KNEW him! he died when i was 16!!!

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

I can't remember, if I even know, because it's 1:30, what are IAFIAP and MIWB?

I wondered the same thing when I first saw the acronyms XD It took me a bit to remember what they were!!

IAFIAP is It’s All Futile, It’ll All Pointless—a song by Wilbur Soot that Lovejoy ended up covering :)

MIWB is Maybe I Was Boring, which is a song + single that Wilbur released around the same time as Your City Gave Me Asthma!

[iwaaizoomies]

god in bed ! (cream pie, marathon sex, overstimulation, mirror sex)

the strongest sorcerer alive has always been oblivious to his own strength— when he’s playing with the zen’in kids, when he wrestled his friends, and when he’s pounding you into the mattress.

“toru—!” mumbled whines escape your throat as your face is pushed harder into the soft cushion below, sounds of slapping skin resonating through out the decorated room as gojo all but slams himself into your g-spot over and over again, eager to reach your womb.

“what do you need, doll?” he teases in a slightly mocking tone, nose tickling your nape as he lays his body on top of your back, weighing you down. “baby, baby, don’t run away from me!” he laughs with his chest as his continues pushing your already arched back into the sheets so you’re in his favourite position— the prone bone.

his cock prods at your cervix repeatedly until overstimulation teeters on the edge of your orgasm. before you could stop him, he snakes his fingers down to your clit where he rubs tiny, agonisingly slow circles on your bud until you become a twitching mess.

“i can’t take it anymore…” whimpers softly emanate from your kiss-bruised lips while shivers wrack through your body as the umpteenth orgasm shakes you to your core.

“you can. and you will.” satoru promises, his other free hand going up to fist your hair. pulling— until you two are pressed together in an upright position. gosh. you look so hot in that mirror. “look at yourself, all sweaty and wet for me… awww do you see me in you? your belly is protruding because of me!”

he continues to thrust his hips deep inside you, even when his tip turns red and twitching, overstimulated in your warm, tight cavern. “don’t you dare look away baby, i’ll make sure you regret it.” he whispers while his fingers come to grope at your tits, squeezing your nipples in warning.

he sporadically and erratically pumps himself into you, “you ready? you ready to take what i have for you?” he asks, right before he empties himself in you once more. white slick drips down your thighs, but without pulling out, satoru gathers his seed with his fingers before pushing it back in.

clicking his tongue, he chastises, “no wasting a single drop, princess.” your body is laden with exhaustion, but that doesn’t deter him.

another thing about the strongest sorcerer alive is that he has crazy good stamina.

[geraskier]

lately h.c. and i have been talking on the phone every day and it makes me so happy :') like i'll call them as soon as i clock out and we chat while i head home and make dinner.

[quietlyblooms-gone]

while it's just us here, these are my roman empire and i go insane every couple months over that very first gif set bc MY GOSH the yearning