#greedy af

[sophiesbelly]

Come and feed me out of fitting in this chair... i know you want to

[sp00kymulderr]

Make sure to make all your posts extra gay for pride month 🙂‍↕️

[jprxo]

Fat piggy

[sophiesbelly]

New goal achieved, belly resting on the counter ✅

[luciens-one-and-only-sea-otter]

Infold I’ve seen what you’ve done with the mullet now show us your eastern historical long hair in ponytails and half ups.

Making a manifesting circle with all the plushies.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Shower Sex 🚿

[deadshowsagency]

Pray I survive editing this ✌️

[feedee-sarah]

Chat, what should I eat today? Still bloated from last night but already starving again 🥵

[karleksmumskladdkaka]

Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate Vol. 3 Chapter of the Last Quarter — Short Story Translation

A short, sweet, and comedic tale about the Mukami brothers being supportive siblings… and nearly committing accidental fratricide in the process. Meanwhile, Yui watches with increasing concern as the disaster unfolds.

Please refrain from using or reposting the translation anywhere without my permission.

[Note: The story is written in Yui's POV.]

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"Uh...something's wrong..."

Kou-kun groaned as he stared down at the pot.

"Should I help after all?"

"Eve, you mustn't get involved...okay? Just quietly watch over us."

Even though he said that, an increasingly terrible smell was spreading throughout the kitchen. Despite being told not to interfere, I was starting to get a bit worried.

"Maybe it needs some sugar-chan!?"

"Ah!!"

Before I could stop him, Yuma-kun dumped several sugar cubes into the pot, filling the room with a foul stench. I felt a sense of despair.

The whole mess had started when Ruki-kun injured his hand.

"Ruki-kun always cooks for us, so let's all pitch in today!"

And so, Kou-kun's plan of making dinner ended up as disastrously as I had feared.

"...This is...?"

"Well... It's supposed to be curry..."

Kou-kun glanced at me as if pleading for help. When I looked at Yuma-kun and Azusa-kun, they averted their eyes. In short, something horrible had been created. Its color was... to put it nicely, pitch black. After tasting it, Yuma-kun commented nonsensically that it was "bittersweetsalty". Dubbed "Mukami Brothers' Style Curry" it had transformed into a mysterious substance resembling anything but curry. Just by looking at it, anyone would instantly recognize it as inedible.

Yet, Ruki-kun was peering at the plates lined up on the table with a happy look on his face.

"Maybe it's better if we don't eat this..."

In spite of Kou-kun's uneasiness, Ruki-kun scooped up the substance with a spoon and brought it to his mouth.

". . ."

"It's disgusting."

We all shared the same fear. That even though he's immortal, Ruki-kun might die from this.

Despite his words, Ruki-kun's expression suddenly relaxed. We stared at him in amazement.

"R-Ruki-kun...!!"

"Ruki..."

"Ruki...! Damn it! Yer such a...!"

The three brothers, seemingly drained, collapsed to their knees on the spot. Ruki-kun simply watched them in silence as he continued to eat.

And then, afterwards—Ruki-kun was bedridden for three days and nights. Even though Vampires aren't supposed to get sick...

Seeing this, his brothers made a firm vow to themselves. They would never try to cook again.

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[sizzlingprincessfeedee]

Mmm peach milkshake to go with this fluff

[angelduster521]

[nerdy-talks]

Mammon's newest Devilgram 'Legendary Power Couple' is *chef's kiss* ✨ perfection ✨

Yes, please teach me the consequences of my actions! Don't hold back! I'm begging you, Mammon! 🥵

Then we continue to tease him... We're just asking to be punished lol

You better know it, Mammon.

Because I do love you. I love you very much 💛

[grimowled]

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[sexyjulieta]

What was he looking at lol 😂🤭 ¡Feliz fin de semana!

[pochitamami]

Ayúdame a hacer el siguiente ❤️‍🔥

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[fellthemarvelous]

Daily reminder that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are Nazis.