Nicknames: man bun, Grian egg
Smp: Hermiitcraft season 9
Parents: Grian
Propaganda:
Gregg is love Gregg is life
DID YOU SEE HOW HAPPY HE MADE G-MAN??? i rest my case
Juanaflippa
Nicknames: Juana, Flippa, little heuvo
Smp: Qsmp
Parents: ElMariana and Slimecicle
Propaganda:
She’s so tragic. Trans queen, slaughtered by her own mother, brought back to life after a court case, then murdered by her mother again after watching her best friend be slaughtered by her father, who her last words to were “I hate you” Literally a soap opera life. Long live Flippa, may she shoot again one day.
She's got a gun. She shoots, she hunts for fun
she canonically went to hell but was resurrected, killed a man with a gun, got killed on accident twice by her dad mariana, her papa charlie killed her best friend on accident, vegan and has multiple allergies
tags: bubbline finnfern finnferntress ZaDr merge HC feral Fern Huntress Wizard dadFinn makes me cry goatmom things chickenblr gift art asks
My AUs:
About Keep Yourself (FinnFern) a story about wishing for a fresh start, letting yourself ask for what you want and recognizing that you can't run forever.
At 27 Finn Mertens finalizes a wish that will allow him to channel all of his lived experiences into a new, fresh self in the hopes he can be a little more selfish, be a little less proud and not make the same mistakes that he cannot help but dwell on.
Ch 2 Excerpt: Anxiety bubbles its way up his esophagus and Finn drowns it with a long pull off his homebrew, eyes flickering from the bottle to his prosthetic, foot tapping furiously. He sighs and gives into the itch at the back of his brain, taking the wish out and reading it over again, biting more teeth marks into a pencil already shredded down to the lead.
It’s something to look forward to. Something he can put off, hoping ‘it gets better’ but it hasn’t and he’s almost certain it won’t. A morbid form of motivation to get more built, work harder, save more people, hoping against hope he’ll wake up happy before he has to spirit himself away. But none of it matters without fulfillment, sat alone and suffocating under his own melancholy in this empty space, only a facsimile of a loved one on his chest for company.
Keep Yourself Series (E rated vers.)
Keep Yourself Series (T rated vers. sans comic)
Keep Yourself AU Comic on AO3
This is a ~30 page comic that can be read without knowledge of the rest of the series and can be read as platonic.
Their soul snakes in on itself like flustered birds panicking in their chests as it tries to magnetize and recombine when within a certain distance of one another, and so Fern's job of stalking Finn turns into a headache of trying to keep his silence in all his double's one sided ramblings.
Keep Yourself AU posts (sketches, asks, etc.)
Keep Yourself Playlist
About Vanlife AU (FinnFernTress) a story about the interplay between the self and selfless love inspired by the Gregg Araki films like Nowhere, The Living End and The Doom Generation.
Finn collects Fern after his arm mishears him in his want to just go home together, and never one for reading is left ignorant of the demon contract and its terms, unknowingly burying Fern alive. Fern reforms and takes off to the Nightosphere to find himself after being forced to confront what he is. The comic starts with him reappearing six years later, much to the annoyance of Huntress Wizard, Finn's casual hook up and confidant.
Vanlife AU on AO3 (posted by batch, higher quality images)
Vanlife AU Posts (sketches, asks, etc.)
Vanlife AU Playlist
About Erasure (ZaDr/ZaGf) [on temp hiatus since the first "chapter" is done] a story about freight hopping, folk punk, and falling in love over and over again. (and hating it.)
[...] in his Junior year of high school Zim receives an SOS and rushes off planet without telling anyone, feeling responsible for what happened and yearning for a chance to redeem himself to his masters and people. He does not come back until Dib’s senior year of college, and does not talk about what happened on Irk.
He and Gaz have grown close- she had been living in his abandoned base after dropping out in an effort to avoid Membrane and his increasing disappointment, apathetic neglect and rigid expectations. The two have made connections with all manner of tramps, oogles, crusties and homebums through their circumstances and Zim’s lifestyle due to lack of proof of identity, and so the house gradually evolves into the local squat.
The comic starts with Zim interrupting Dib’s work (and day drinking) to let him know they’ll be heading out of Michigan to play a show, and offers to let him come along when he sees how overworked Dib is.
BOTBOTS HCS BUT THEY'RE LITERALLY JUST MUSIC LOLOLOL
I feel like Bonz-Eye probably listen to either to some nice Jazz like Fly Away (Thinking Of You) by Gregg Karukas
Or whatever Rex Orange County has going on with his music like Corduroy Dreams
I actually really like a few of his songs, this one included:) I feel she would probably listen to the Jazz while she's doing some sort of hobby and then the Rex Orange County during her sad girl hours (WHICH SHE DON'T DESERVE TO GO THROUGH SHE DESERVES HAPPINESS ONLY she'd probably listen to nothing while meditating cause...obvious reasons. Oh and if you're asking how she would play music if she's a Botbot
Uhhhhhhh
Snorg is a really kind guy
Also I have no idea what'd she listen to while swimming, maybe she'd play just noises you'd hear underwater like the animals and shii
ALSO YES SHE DOES GO SWIMMING SHE LOVES ALL THINGS WATER IT'S A HC I'LL EXPLAIN ONE DAY THAT I DEVELOPED A FEW DAYS AGO WITH MY FRIEND 😁😁😁
Ahem
Burger-Tron!!! I have no idea😭 I want to say he'd listen to like
Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber but I can't confidently say. I do have a friend who kins him tho, maybe I could ask them....
KIKMEE MA GIRL!!!
She'd most definitely listen to just anything fast I imagine. She would probably just go up to Snorg and be like "Gimme sumthing to get me PUMPED UP" lmao
Here's some songs I think could fall in that category
I do think her favorite artists would be Joey Valence & Brae since their music is really like loud and fun. It can definitely get somebody pumped up. I feel her favorites would be RN, CLUB SANDWICH, and DROP!!
Clogstopper the goober
His music taste is extremely obvious y'all
DIMLIT!!!! I'm not entirely sure with him to be honest. DimLit does remind me of my younger brother if he wasn't mean to others so maybe he'd just listen to what he does🤷
In that case DimLit would probably listen to like
Alrighty I think that's all I got for this post. Definitely one of my longer posts, I hope you enjoyed reading this. Feel free to talk about how my headcanons are dumb and stupid I need to be educated on how to make good headcanons hokay bye bye
Not me coming back to clutter ur inbox once more. (yes I'm tokrev anon once again. I feel so bad for cluttering ur inbox I'm so sorry. 😭). Omg I can't believe mila read that ask. I'm fangirling 😭😭🥰. Heeey!! I love u and ur work sm! U and nikka are such lovely people. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
You asked about Phoenix, so here are some hcs I had for them and Shiloh. This got way longer than I expected. I'm so sorry that I keep sending you mammoth sized essays. 😂
Some facts about phoenix ortega
they were originally born in Buenos Aires, Argentina but moved to London when they were quite young (around 4 or 5 maybe).
they grew up near the soho area in London and they took up a part time job in a Hmong-Chinese restaurant, so they picked up some conversational mandarin there which they sometimes practice with shiloh.
at first phoenix didn't like Shiloh at all. they have a bunch of trust issues so they were a bit suspicious about shiloh's friendliness. they think people only act nicely when they want something from them always want something from them, that's how they thought life works kind of like a business transaction, the gang and being betrayed by one of the people closest to them taught them that.
phoenix is an ENTJ/INTJ, so sometimes they can come off across as cold and rude. They pretend to be cold and heartless, but on the inside they're just a broken person who yearns for the love that they were never really given by their parents.
Shiloh and Phoenix's friendship started off as a business relationship, which lowkey- turned into a one-sided rivalry which phoenix used as an excuse to spend more time with shiloh because of Mei lmao (would often have to go to shiloh's home for meetings and stuff like that idk 😂). Phoenix has a huge soft spot for dogs which they'll never admit to anyone. Shiloh often teased Phoenix about them being a completely different person as soon as Mei was in view. Phoenix would get flustered and dismiss the teasing by telling shiloh that he's just spewing bullshit like always.
Shiloh was also a bit reluctant about Phoenix due to their reputation but the more he got to know Phoenix the more he wanted to spend time with them. I guess he was rather curious and wanted to see what was hidden behind the walls that Phoenix constantly puts up.
After Tej's betrayal Phoenix didn't show up for some of the meetings and no one could get a hold of them and so since Shiloh was the only person that they knew Phoenix was close to they sent him to find them. After stopping at Phoenix's apartment, shiloh knocked for a while but there was no answer, but after a while Phoenix opened the door. They were wrapped around a blanket with a Hello Kitty mug filled with wine on one hand and a greggs sausage roll on the other. 💀
Love Island was playing in the background and they just sat in silence for a while (yes phoenix watches love Island, they keep up with every single episode 😭). Phoenix was in a coocon in the sofa and didn't want to get up. Shiloh suggested they go for a late night drive to the beach. Phoenix at first said no, but shiloh managed to make them accept after saying that they'll take mei along.
It was late at night,they drove in silence. They got to the beach and it was dark, they just sat and watched the stars. Their backs were back to each other because Phoenix didn't want to be seen being so vulnerable, they hate that part of themselves and didn't want shiloh to see it. Phoenix finally turned around just hugged Shiloh out of nowhere. Shiloh was so taken aback he almost fell back. He put his arms around Phoenix and rubbed their back telling them thatevrythings gonna be ok. Phoenix really needed to hear that because they completely broke down.
After that Phoenix fell asleep. Shiloh didn't want to wake them up and phoenix sleeps like a log, not even a fire alarm can wake this bitch up. 💀so they essentially carried them back to the car and drove them home.
The next day Phoenix woke up like "Oh fuck no what the fuck did my drunkass do? 💀". They were really flustered and embarrassed but they still wanted to thank shiloh for that day. They were at shiloh's door but they chickened the fuck out after knocking. Shiloh opens the door to find a giant packet of Meis favourite dog snacks with a note attached to it with Phoenix's shitty handwriting that just had a smiley face on it " :))".
After that they quickly became friends. Phoenix was not used to someone being so kind to them without wanting anything in return like Shiloh, but they didn't particularly mind it. 👀. Forward to the present, Phoenix is a big Shiloh simp, they fell for Shiloh's personality, their little quirks, their teasing, the late night drives, the late into the night chats, his smile. Before they knew it they had fallen head over heels for Shiloh and erm... they become a hot mess when Shiloh flirts with them. Phoenix. exe just stops working, they're such a shy goof all honestly. 😭😭
One last fact. Ever since becoming friends with Shiloh they've been teaching themselves some Cantonese and brushing up a bit on their conversational mandarin they had learned in high school. Hmmm I wonder why? 🤔😂😂
DONT APOLOGIZE I LOVED THESE OMG
please the beach scene got me in my feelings 😭😭 i wish they didn’t experience enough pain that they developed trust issues but i’m also a HUGE sucker for emotionally closed off characters being the first one to give in. when phoenix suddenly hugged shiloh i was grinning like an IDIOT. and shiloh carrying them to the car and driving them home because they fell asleep…… me and who
and phoenix leaving a bag of treats for mei on shiloh’s doorstep SHUT UP THAT WAS SO CUTE i can imagine them literally dashing tf outta there 😭😭😭 ugh idc that shiloh can fight. if he doesn’t treat phoenix right i will fight him with my bare hands
thank you for sharing these with me. phoenix sounds absolutely lovely 🥺 they’re so fleshed out too i already love them. gonna put them in my pocket and protect them from the order 😤
Summary: The Empires are here! How would mini hermits react? (This is far ahead on the timeline from P3. Come with me on today’s brainrot: the daily dose of mini hermits!)
Character: Renthedog, SolidarityGaming, Grian, GoodTimeWithScar, Zadaph(mentioned), BDoubleO100(mentioned), XBcrafted(mentioned), and the mini hermits! Tom is also mentioned.
Relationship: None! Only friendship...? (Tom is too popular.)
Note: This fanfic is strictly about their MC personas, DO NOT take this seriously! Do not harass them with these works.
Dolly is Doc’s youngling. Tom...Tom is Jevin’s canonical child. And the time sets in the Hermit-Empire crossover. The Empire fellows are on the HC server!
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01. Uncle Jimmy Solidarity
“Gregg! Who’s my favorite little fella!?”
“Tim, I swear- stop putting him on your head!”
“He likes it!”
“He would fall!”
“But he can fly, Grian, you can’t deny his rightful access to the sky! He’s born to fly!” Jimmy gushes at Gregg while Gregg joyously giggles, almost fall from Jimmy’s head. “Who’s born to fly? You!”
“That’s not- what? No, Tim, I don’t forbid him from flying! I supervise his flying sessions, but if you put him on your head he would fall!”
“Oh,” Jimmy muses, “how do you know, Grian? Maybe he could just fly back up.”
“Common sense, Tim! I am not taking any chances!”
Ariana, sitting amongst the chest-monster, pipes up, “Dad tried taking Gregg flying once. Gregg was really excited and he fell from Dad’s head while they were in the air.”
Jimmy looks at Grian, stunned.
“...Shut up,”
“I didn’t say anything-”
“Just shut up!”
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“Did Gregg actually crash?”
“No, of course not. Bdubs catches him.”
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02. They grow up so quick...wait, slow down, too quick!
Is that his- oh thank goodness finally! Ren rushes forward and hugs his little boy. “Gosh, Rennie, where have you been?!”
“I- Dolly said there were new kids on the server, I just wanted to see!” Rennie says, struggling to get out of Ren’s suffocating hug. He’s a big boy now, this is really embra- embare- embarrassing, like what Ariana said the other day.
“Without telling me first? I searched everywhere, I was so worried!”
“Sorry, Dad...”He does hate it when Dad is upset...Oh, right, he almost forgot, “Anyway, this is my boyfriend Tom-”
“WHAT?!”
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“Whose kid is this?!”
“Uncle Jevin?”
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03. Teenagers. Except they are not supposed to be.
“Pa,”
“Yes, my precious?”
“Hmmm.”
Scar frowns, “What happened? Is something making you sad?”
Scarling huffs and turns his head away.
“What’s going on? Are you mad at me?”
Scarling doesn’t turn. “I hate my name.”
Scar stares at Scarling, shock written all over his face.
“What?”
“Other kids have better names.”
"What makes you say that?”
“I don't know, Pa, maybe it’s because my name is “Scarling” and you left me with Griande and literally gone for two month?”
“But I- I left you in the nursery! If she’s saying things-”
“What do you want me to do, Pa? Play with Ed? Uncle XB was going mad taking care all of us!”
“Hey that’s not the attitude you talk about your fellow-”
“Ed made a TNT duper to break out of the nursery! I am not playing with him!”
“Imagine how your uncle Zed would feel if he heard you said that!”
“I don’t care! I want a new name and I don’t want to play with Ed!”
“Oh YOU- you are GROUNDED young man!”
“Fine!”
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Notes:
For context (it’s been a while, so), back in May I was obsessed with the egg hunt and the mini hermits, so I wrote a little series about mini hermits call Tiny Problem.
I now imagine Ariana being the big kid on the server, and like. Every mini hermits has to listens to her and everything. The mini hermits have since grown up a little bit, though not yet teenagers...I just don’t know how to write children. There’s a time gap here, I would (probably) explain it in the future chapters.
As always, tell me if you spot any grammar problems or typos! Also, I would really appreciate comments and stuff! Thank you for reading this far!
Edit: I think this fic is blocked, because the it doesn’t show in tags...and I linked it in other post, and it also didn’t show. So I did some edit.
Edit 2: HOLY COW IT WORKS. I think I had some phrasing problem, and the sentence probably sounded really bad...But I fixed it! Yay!