#grelod the kind

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Grelod the Kind: Have you ever experienced any major childhood trauma?

Aventus Aretino: No.

Grelod the Kind: I can fix that.

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Astrid: "Grelod was a kill that you stole from me and my associates."

Cidhna: "Yeah, well, maybe you and your associates should act faster next time because everyone in Skyrim fucking knew what Aventus was doing."

[crysdrawsthings]

“To The Block!” Poll, TES Edition - 2

Thanks to everyone who participated so far we have made Tamriel a bit better by getting rid of Molag Bal, who was voted out by an overwhelming majority and sent to the block and then to an extradimensional jail for all his crimes!

But our show in the arena goes on, with nine more participants awaiting your verdicts! Remember: you must vote for those who you want to see on the block! This is an "elimination by the majority of votes" poll. I saw confusion about this and I hope I made it clear this time around!

So, for example, I have a bone to pick with Tiber Septim, so I vote FOR HIM, so he can end up on the block.

Without more talking on my side, let's find out...

[herhighness-thequeenofhearts]

Skyrim Main Questline: ok so you have to save the world, but there’s a civil war going on; so you could also deal with that first

Me, making a direct beeline to Honorhall Orphanage:

[f1restart3rr]

"An eye for an eye, a leg for a leg A shot in the heart doesn't make it unbreak She really didn't wanna make it messy She really, really didn't, but the girl gone cray"

get that catarsis baby girl

[writerwithlowselfesteem-blog]

Playing Skyrim again, fixing up a vampire assassin brotherhood character and figuring I'll marry Balimund this time too but haven't done it yet.

Decided to see what would happen if I used fear spell on Grelod the kind (the terrible orphanage lady). She runs outside, I follow. I follow her panicked running through town when suddenly Balimund follows too and just punches her. One punch man'd her to death before casually going back to his forge.

Like....dang I wasn't expecting that.

It was like he could sense my characters plan to marry him and was like "I got you honey, I'll get rid of this lady for you" hahaha

[startrekvsfaceapp]

Found this on my PC, no idea where it came from or when I saved it

[mothnem]

One thing I ALWAYS do when playing Skyrim, no matter what class or morality they are, upon entering Riften, I immediately head to Honorhall Orphanage, and kill Grelod the Kind. A woman that starves children and chains them up loses living privileges. Same with Lemkil, but sometimes other things get to him first. Like that Dragon.

[valcaira]

anyway Grelod getting what she deserves montage

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Artanis, to the orphans, about killing Grelod the Kind: Okay, after we finish beating this grandma to death, we all slowly turn our heads to the next grandma.

Runa Fair-Shield: We push the hag down the greased stairs.

[crysdrawsthings]

"To The Block!" Poll, TES Edition

Ten people enter the arena - only one of them will leave with a pardon! Ten various beings handpicked from the different corners of the Nirn and beyond!

Their crimes are great and YOU will be the one to decide their fate. Nine will end up on the block, one will be granted pardon via the sudden dragon arrival!

Make your choice and remember - each vote counts!

[themonsterundermystairs]

i don‘t know why aventus aretino hired the dark brotherhood to kill grelod. she has 1 hp, a stiff breeze could kill her

[nocturnalswarehouse]

[rises from the floor] 3 FOR BACKGROUND AND 8 FOR DRAGONBORN [sinks back into abyss]

How do y'all keep getting into the cistern? I'm gonna have a chat with Brynjolf about the security.

Background: 3. What was their childhood like? Who raised them? Do they have siblings?

Adi grew up in Honorhall Oprhanage because a certain powerful figure didn't want to be a mother to someone that wasn't a pureblood Nord. So her childhood was traumatic seeing as she was raised by Grelod. Adi has a half-brother, but doesn't know he exists until after Mercer is exposed.

Dragonborn: 8. What do they do at the war meeting? How does it go? Do they maintain neutrality?

Adi maintains neutrality. She's not interested in getting involved in the civil war, or in politics in general. She did what she had to do in order to slay Alduin, and wanted to make sure there was little conflict in the room for the sake of the Grey Beards.

[leviathis-krade]

Grelod the Kind is one of the few canonically dead characters, alongside a necromancer empress, three Emperors, and Nerevar Indoril.

[bornnraisedinsilenthill]

„You’re the leader of the Dark Brotherhood, how are you also a parent?”

Well I started this quest to save orphaned kids, so no big surprise that I would also adopt.