#grimadoc 4 life

[angrylittletrashpanda]

What if Grima Mog adopted Suren

and the Baby Shark started wanting to have full-fledged family, which, in turn, made her play Cupid and arranges a date for her new mom and Madoc, with the eyes of her imagination already seeing a soccer team of her cheerful, toothy Redcap little sisters?

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

Can you do Madoc and grima mog?

GVSKFJFKSKS GRIMADOC I– this ship sent my soul into orbit. completely unexpected, and i actually don't hate it at all. what is this madness 😂🙈 anyways, thank you for enlightening me this fine friday afternoon.

who reaches out to new neighbours?

Madoc. definitely Madoc. while he is slightly less intimidating and has operated under the High King's Court etiquette for decades, Grima Mog is feral and keeps chunks of dead people in her fridge. absolutely no contest.

who remembers to buy healthy food?

Madoc. Grima Mog would live off the neighbours if no one was there to stop her.

who remembers to buy junk food?

Grima Mog. her second favourite food behind blood is honey.

who fixes the oven when it breaks?

Grima Mog. Madoc has grown up with servants at his beck and call. wouldn't bother himself with something so menial. Grima Mog seems the type to know how to get her hands dirty.

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)?

Madoc. safe to say he has more of a parental streak than Grima Mog. and i'd like to believe Madoc is absolutely a plant mom/animal dad.

who wakes up earlier?

Madoc usually. he's more consistent with his sleeping schedule anyway.

who makes the bed?

Madoc. needs things orderly or he'll lose it.

who makes the coffee?

the servants probably lol. but barring them, then Grima Mog. Madoc doesn't seem the type to give himself over to any sort of addiction/dependency.

who burns the breakfast?

Madoc. spoiled baby. Grima Mog could make a decent breakfast from a shrubbery if you asked nicely.

how do they let each other know they're leaving the house?

slamming the front door really loudly and hoping the other one hears.

how do they greet each other when the other gets home?

sneak attack that turns into grappling and whoever draws first blood says "if the enemy leaves a door open, you must rush in" or some other bullshit Art of War quote.

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolate more often?

Grima Mog. but it's deffo not flowers or chocolate. more like weapons and war strategies. the occasional wood carving makes it in there too. like our Jude, she's very skilled with a blade.

who picks the movie for movie night?

Grima Mog. good thing they both have exactly the same taste in films.

their favourite kind of movie to watch?

the blood and violence kind.

who first suggests a pillow fort?

Oak. it starts off innocently, then turns into a full-fledged battle camp with opposing sides and takes over the whole house a la that one episode of Community.

who builds the pillow fort?

both of them. but they start on opposite sides of the room and race to "occupy territory" 🙄

who tries to distract the other during the movie?

neither. they're both too disciplined for that, especially regarding something so exciting as blood being spilled on a battlefield.

who falls asleep first?

Madoc. he's more on a regimented schedule than Grima Mog.

who is the big spoon/little spoon?

they both sleep lying on their backs, straight as boards, one hand on their bed blades. so it's more like big knife/even bigger knife.

god this was so fun, thank you 🖤

give me a ship and i'll domesticate them!

[angrylittletrashpanda]

What would be worse?

Madoc and Grima Mog having a moment of *wink wink* intimacy or Madoc & GM having a dinner?

[angrylittletrashpanda]

Grima Mog @Madoc: You're so adorable I could eat you up!

Madoc @GM : My sweet cinnamon roll ❣️

[angrylittletrashpanda]

Grimadoc : the pregnacy AU

1.      Both Madoc & Grima Mog consider having a child as a duty to their bloodlines.

2.      Once Grima Mog’s cry woke Madoc up.

Madoc: What’s the matter?

Grima Mog (sobbing): I DON’T LIKE OUR NEIGHBORS!

Madoc: Neither do I. Why is that a problem?

Grima Mog: (in a sulky voice): You don’t understand! I’M STARVING.

Madoc: You shouldn’t eat at this hour.

Grima Mog: (grabbing an axe): Don’t tell me when I should be hungry.

Madoc:(grabs a sword, annoyed): Oh, eat me.

Grima Mog (swinging her axe):  I’d really love to.

Madoc: (parrying her blows): Decent faeries at our age  shouldn't even think about such things.

Grima Mog: So walk the talk.

Madoc: First blood or until one of falls and breaks a rib?

Grima Mog: First blood.

Madoc: Been a while since someone bled.

Grima Mog (startled): Damn. Indeed.

Madoc (drops the sword): I’m going to the butchers.

Grima Mog: And I thought I’d puked because our neighbor used to be rotten to the core…

3.      Madoc’s crazy about children. He regrets Jude, Taryn, Vivi and even Oak aren’t Daddy’s little villains anymore ☹.

4.      Madoc’s glad he finally has more visible ABS than Grima Mog.

5.      Grima Mog’s Human avatar is a woman in her late 40s./ early 50s. When she went to  maternity home to have her checks done, she was called a geriatric mother. And hated it.

6.      The next day, nothing was left from that maternity home.

7.      Grima Mog doesn’t want to admit any weakness, so when lacing her own shoes became too difficult, she started to wear ballet shoes.

8.      Fortunately she’s 6’2’’.

9.      As soon as Vivi got to know she was going to have a new half-brother/ half-sister, she bought them a book called ‘Go away big green monster’. Yes, that were the first words the baby learnt.