#grogvax

[seraphimart]

What pairings in LOVM do you like, besides Perc'ildan?

Oh! I like VexLeth, VaxGilmore, GrogVax, PikeScan, KashLeth.

Honestly, Vax is my muse, so anything involving him would be something I'll probably like.

[theroseandthebeast]

umm hello, "vaxgrog???" 👀👀👀

also affectionately known as the Vax/Grog spanking fic! because spanking reasons.

which is to say, playfighting that sometimes involves getting Vax smacked around. i got lost somewhere in the eventual blowjob, idk.

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It only takes a few minutes for Vax to become sweaty, and tired, and irritated, and when Grog delivers a beautiful, solid smack across his backside he swears hard enough to actually use up the rest of the air in his lungs. 

Grog stops. Vax realizes he’s gone still. His face is mashed into the training floor - one hand digging into the ground, the other pulled up behind his back. His knees are tucked up under him, barely, and one of Grog’s legs is shoved between them. 

"Again?" Vax asks, and the world is barely out before Grog's blisteringly large hand slams through the air. 

Vax swears again, before he can bite it back, and then Grog is off top of him, yanking Vax’s pants down around his knees as quick as Grog has ever done anything, Vax is sure, and he gets to bury his face in his arms when the spanking begins in earnest.

“What's that?” Grog asks, sharp and teasing but not unkind.

“Please,” Vax says, “please, you big dumb motherfucker,”

[kal-theravenquing]

Thinking about Vax, Percy, Scanlan, Grog, Gilmore, Darius, Jarett & Tary going out on one big polyamorous date together and causing mischief. 😌💕

[literalbirdboy]

summary: "I'm not offering you this thing, but I'm offering you an experience."

in some other world grog doesn't ask for clarification, doesn't worry about being confused even for a moment, and just says fuck it.

note: i wanted to write this as soon as i saw the ep and then i did write it and it happened to coincide with rarepair week, so now it's for day 3 of that (probably the only day i get anything written for), but it's the first time publishing something this smutty so it's probably terrible and also ooc but i wrote it and it's here now and there you go.

"I'm not offering you this thing, but I'm offering you an experience."

Grog isn’t smart.

It’s something that everyone knows, and while he’s learned to read and can strategize with the best of them, can draw up and follow a plan (for the most part. Even though Vox Machina’s plans never go well).

But Vax can’t be saying what Grog thinks that he’s saying right now.

[themetaisawesome]

What Your Favorite Critical Role ship says about you

A Doubleca5t parody

Perc’ahlia: Your ideal relationship dynamic is bad boys getting topped by strong women, or you really want a sugar daddy who looks like an anime boyfriend.

Vaxleth: Your ideal relationship is goth and prep-nerd.

Vaxilmore: You are gay and you think canon is king, even if it causes you pain, or you’re a firm believer in the “It doesn’t have to be like this, they have two hands” meme.

Kimallura: You’re really into korrasami.

Pikelan: Your ideal fictional man in a ship is one whose persistent and somewhat annoying romantic/sexual advances are shut down until he is humbled, only after which both participants realize just how much they genuinely care about each other.

Vexleth: You like vaxleth, but think Keyleth had more chemistry with Vex. And/or you have a huge crush on Laura Bailey.

Grogleth: You think that the best kind of men are large, terrifying-looking bruisers who are completely in love with their shorter girlfriends who are full of sunshine and unresolved anger issues.

Grogscan: You are the person brave enough to mention that we didn’t see all of the times they went to brothels, that we know they got drunk together a lot, and dare to ask “Who’s to say it didn’t happen?”

Grogvax: You think the rivals in every anime should fuck.

Grog’ahlia: Laura Bailey and Travis Willingham have the kind of marriage that you pray to God you might have one day.

Pike’ahlia: What’s better than this? Gals being pals?

Pikeleth: What’s better than this? Two cinnamon rolls being relationship goals?

Zarshaw: You like the perc’ahlia dynamic, but you’re also a monsterfucker.

Keyshaw: Your ideal romance can be best summarized in that Parks and Rec quote: “Someone will die.”/“Of fun!”

Vexra: You’re hooked on a ship the moment they start bickering with each other.

Delilas: You’re always a slut for villains who are completely evil but are also completely in love with their partner.

Grogcy: This is just the same as the grogvax joke but even more so.

Percyon: You want good things for Tary. And really, who wouldn’t?

Tarydan: You’re a firm believer in tough love.

Vaxlan: Liam O’Brien and Sam Riegel have the kind of marriage that you pray to God you might have one day.

Widomauk: That scene where Molly snapped Caleb out of his anxiety attack and then kissed him on the forehead grabbed you by the metaphorical balls and you’ve never tried to get out of its grip.

Fjordmauk: Your ideal relationship dynamic is an eccentric genius whose schemes get themselves and their serious, down-to-earth sidekick into wacky shenanigans which cause hilarity to ensue. You’re also a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of “And they were roommates.”

Widofjord: Your ideal partner enables your stupid decisions.

Fjorester: You love two things: women who tease men they like, and men who get flustered at the mere idea of women being flirtatious with them.

Beauyasha: Your ideal woman can literally crush your skull with her thighs.

Beaujester: This is the same joke as kimallura, but even more so.

Yester: Your ideal romance is goth-jock and prep.

Zusha: You think canon is king and you like pain, or you think canon is to be disregarded the moment you have an idea you like for a headcanon, fanfic, or fanart.

Beauyashster: You will never be hired to write an anime because you don’t understand why someone would write a love triangle when there’s the chance for a healthy polyamorous relationship right there.

Beaukeg: Hey. You know what’s better than one butch lesbian? Two butch lesbians.

Vethza: You think John Mulaney is the funniest comedian to ever live.

Ulunott: You are a monsterfucking size queen.

Widojest: Beauty and the Beast is your favorite relationship trope.

Shadowgast: You spam “HOT BOI” in the chat every time they so much as mention Essek.

Ophelia/Marion: You want scary women to step on you and you want to fuck moms.

Fjord/Avantika: You want scary women to step on you and you want to peg men.

Gentleman/Marion: You want Jester to be happy, and really, who wouldn’t?

Widoclay: You like widomauk, but wish there was more Soft.™

Clayfjord: You want someone to stop you from making stupid decisions and to be your support structure when you do stupid shit when they’re not looking.

Mollyclay: You have a healthy way of coping with trauma and you are valid.

[kal-theravenquing]

Feeling soft rn so take these little scenarios;

(#vaxilmore)

Imagine Shaun is closing up the store for the night when Vax appears, just home from a job looking worse for wear and a tad drunk, so he takes the rogue home and takes care of him, feeding him dinner, tending to any injuries Vax has and helping Vax bathe before they go to bed and snuggle until they fall asleep.

Imagine Shaun and Vax are out on one of their dates when some kids overhear one of them sharing one of their adventure stories and the pair end up spending the rest of the evening entertaining kids with their many stories.

Imagine Shaun and Vax dancing together at a ball in Whitestone, laughing and grinning with eachother, forgetting about the rest of the world as they mindlessly waltz the night away together.

(#vaxlan)

Imagine Vax has a nightmare so Scanlan sings him to sleep with old Byroden lullabies.

Imagine Vax stealing Scanlan new instruments for him to play on when his current ones start to break down.

Imagine Scanlan occasionally, randomly serenading Vax just because he can, Vax melting more & more each time he does, only motivating Scanlan to do it even more.

(#percyvax)

Imagine Vax has to deal with his dad again and, when Vax gets upset, Percy steps in and verbally murders Syldor again before getting Vax far away from the bastard.

Then imagine Percy comforting Vax and distracting him, reminding Vax that he's more a person than that bastard could ever be, half blooded or not, and that he is very proud of how far it is Vax has came.

Imagine Vax lounging around in the workshop when he gets overwhelmed by something, enjoying the warmth of the forge as he stims away, listening to Percy work.

Imagine Percy making Vax little raven and dagger trinkets and getting really happy when Vax says he loves them.

Imagine Percy and Vax having picnics in the cemetery and just relaxing together, thinking about their late family and dreaming about the future.

(#grogvax)

Imagine Grog and Vax training together and then taking care of each other afterwards.

Imagine Vax being Grog's loudest supporter whenever Grog fights in the Crucible.

Imagine Grog taking Vax out on walks in the woods so he can help Vax practice his hunting and tracking, then them stargazing together after it gets dark out.

Imagine them practicing their reading and writing together, Grog encouraging Vax when Vax gets stuck and flusters, Vax reassuring Grog when he gets something right but isn't sure about it.

Imagine Grog reminding Vax that he'll always be a man so long as he identifies as one, regardless of what body parts it is he has or of who it is he's attracted to, and if anyone ever tells Vax otherwise, Grog promises that he will see to them personally.

(#thegoldenboys)

Imagine Shaun taking his 4 boyfriends (Vax, Scanlan, Percy and Grog) out to dinner and the lot of them ending up having a very jolly, drunken sing along on the way home.

Imagine that, whenever Vax has doubts about his gender identity, that Shaun and the other 3 will reassure him and comfort him until he feels better again and calms down.

Imagine the 5 going to a bathhouse together and renting a private room so Vax can lounge about without covering up his chest, letting him enjoy himself freely without worrying about anyone saying anything to him or about a cramped bathtub.

Imagine Scanlan giving his 4 boyfriends private concerts, testing any new songs he has on Shaun, Percy, Vax & Grog.

[kal-theravenquing]

Forget Scanlan x Vax appearing out of nowhere to steal my heart -

Grog x Vax just hit me like a freight train and I'm clinging onto it for dear life!

Also fuck Liam for making Vax so fucking shippable, it's going to actually kill me

[theroseandthebeast]

#..... one day i will finish that vax/grog spanking fic Hello, You Had My Curiosity But Now You Have My Attention *chinhands*

It only takes a few minutes for Vax to become sweaty, and tired, and irritated, and when Grog delivers a beautiful, solid smack across his backside he swears hard enough to actually use up the rest of the air in his lungs.

Grog stops. Vax realizes he’s gone still. His face is mashed into the training floor - one hand digging into the ground, the other pulled up behind his back. His knees are tucked up under him, barely, and one of Grog’s legs is shoved between them.

“Again?” Vax asks, and the world is barely out before Grog’s blisteringly large hand slams through the air.

Vax swears again, before he can bite it back, and then Grog is off top of him, yanking Vax’s pants down around his knees as quick as Grog has ever done anything, Vax is sure, and he gets to bury his face in his arms when the spanking begins in earnest.

“What’s that?” Grog asks, sharp and teasing but not unkind.

“Please,” Vax says, “please, you big dumb motherfucker,”

[theroseandthebeast]

tagged by @vicious-rhythm

Copy and paste the last sentence you wrote, then tag as many people as there are words in the line (TOO MANY PEOPLE, tagging just a few)

from Damien/Mark trashfic:

I can feel what you want -- can you imagine a world in which that was not a curse?

Vax/Grog spanking fic:

“Lighten up a little there, big guy,” Vax says once Grog lets him surface for air, and Grog obligingly releases a micrometer of Vax’s hair, still tight enough to pull.