#grub moment

[grub-dot-website]

Tgirl tummy Tuesday! On time!!!

[approximateknowledge]

If ur grub now i shall steal u like a wild lusus

'O.O'

*happy screeching noises*

[onlysushicat]

Grubkat being accompanied to his first day of school by one of his parents :3

Grubkat cries when she can no longer see Karkat, Karkat cries when he gets home lol lol

ps: actually my grubkat is a girl, today I decided to name her Helena :3c

[tibby-art]

uh oh

[jays-supersonic-dynamo]

the original tweet got deleted so here’s a memorial to it… and all the great heterosexual couples that m

[sunshinesalmon]

thanks for that post. 10 years of medical training, humiliation and exams, followed by lack of employment due to cutbacks to healthcare, just so I can read your reblogged little post about how doctors say they know everything and humiliate patients. And the notes about how all doctors do is tell people they're fat. Which of course is the truth 100% of the time. Right. Great. Good to know nothing I ever did amounted to anything, that my own generation hates me. Thanks for that, thanks for the anxiety attack, for making me cry on the bus home, you shitbrick. There's no good doctors, mate, you're absolutely right. This doesn't hurt anyone, we don't try to go into this field because we care, because we want to help. We just want power and money, right? Because we're famously overpaid, us the doctors? True, right? Love and peace. I wish you the best. I'm going to fucking kill myself

crazy how you’re studying to become a doctor when you can’t read

[houndfaker]

can u dig it ...!?!?

[mystxmomo]

While I tend to fall more into the idea that Lusus and Trolls have mutualistic relationship, if you wanted to get really weird and play into the bug thing you can argue that lusus and trolls are the same species in much the same way ants are categorically seperated into queen/worker/male

[trollbreak]

None of my silverfin folks are Good, per se- they kill and maim and indulge killing and hurting and a number of them eat that which remains, in the right context. But also they’re friends, u see, and they can be so kind in spite of that. Given the right circumstances.

[comma57]

wow u all find that hk grub reaction comic funny. i didnt even drw ghost with a ref bc i was still playinf and now i have every single steam achievemtn

[grub-dot-website]

Selfies from a random target bathroom because I was kinda feeling me

[lycorid]

I spent the entire day asleep.

I really wish I could just live with my natural sleep cycle (crepuscular plus nocturnal) since it’s the only way I actually feel well rested. I’ve tried for two damn decades to have a normal sleep cycle: I went to bed and woke up at the exact same times every day; I didn’t use technology for several hours before sleep; I didn’t exercise right before bed but I’d exercise during the day; I’d avoid napping throughout the day; I’ve taken medications; more and more and nothing has worked for me. No matter what I will be exhausted during the day and then fully awake during the late evening.

It’s like a switch gets flipped.

But if I sleep during the day then I’m lazy; it doesn’t matter if I spent all night working my ass off or being productive in some way. It’s frustrating.

[windrunner]

sometimes you get depressed and then you open your project laptop months later and it has to install about. 200 packages (do you like my cool font)

[electroniccollectiondonut]

well. I was going to make some snacks and keep reading but it's two am and also a recluse just crawled across my floor which is horrifying so it's time for bed. I will be back in 7-9 hours to resume my darkling hype agenda.

[sunderwight]

You know how when baby birds are first learning to feed themselves, they do this thing where they just open their mouths in the direction of the food and kind of wait for it to jump in, because for all their lives so far their parents have been dropping food directly into their mouths? And it takes a bit for them to learn how to actually like, use their beaks and pick up a worm themselves?

I think that's probably what it's like when Bingge tries to flirt in any world that is not his native stallion novel environment. He has no actual idea how to do it, because so far the universe has just been flinging women into his arms for him. So when he abruptly offers to bring Shen Qingqiu back to his world with him in the extra, that was his "baby bird opening its mouth expecting the grub to just fly into it" moment.

[wileys-russo]

mascot II l.williamson

"you nervous?" you asked, leaning in your door frame as leah glanced over to you with a firm shake of her head. "no." she replied quickly, not an ounce of doubt present in her voice but you knew her well enough to see the flicker of unease in her eyes.

you stepped into the bathroom, making your way over to her and gently pushing her hands out of the way where she'd been messing about with the collar of her jacket.

"it's okay if you are, means its important and you want to do well." you assured softly, folding over and smoothing out her collar, tapping her shoulders with a smile.

"maybe a tiny bit nervous then." your girlfriend admitted quietly, pulling you into a sudden hug as her chin rested on your shoulder.

"you mean to tell me the leah williamson, england captain and european champion is human?" you gasped teasingly, leah pinching your sides.

"you'll be brilliant my love. you've done everything right lee, now its time to go and enjoy it." you smiled kindly, holding her away from you at arms length, your hands gently clasping her face.

"what if i mess it up again?" the doubt was now clear in her facial features as her eyebrows turned downward into a deep frown.

"like i said lee, you're human. football has ups and football has downs, you've been smashing it back on pitch for arsenal. this isn't anything different, you go out and you give 100% and do your best for your country. no one can ever expect anything more from you than that." you assured, eyes never leaving hers as she nodded.

"i love you." she replied simply, leaning in and pressing her lips to yours. you indulged her for a moment, leahs hands slipping down to your hips and drawing your body closer into hers.

"i need to go before you get in trouble for having visitors." you pulled away with a smile, leah sighing but nodding none the less. "stop pouting, i'll be seeing you in like three hours." you laughed at her face, sweetly pecking her lips a few more times.

"i'll meet you with the mascots yeah? you'll have mia?" leah asked, hands grabbing yours and fiddling with your fingers as you hung about by her door. "we'll be there." you promised, your girlfriend nodding as you opened the door.

"ah! captain mode, be professional." you warned with a playful glare as she took the opportunity of your back facing her to reach out and smack your bum, her usual cheeky grin returning as you shook your head.

then with one more final kiss goodbye, you were gone.

~

"how does she seem?" you murmured quietly to keira, keeping a watchful eye on your niece as she ran around giggling, making friends left right and centre forever the social butterfly. "good. stern and serious as usual!" keira chuckled, bumping her shoulder into yours.

"back to herself then." you laughed quietly, greeting a few of the other girls as they joined you, your girlfriend still not to be seen as they called out for the mascots to line up so the girls could meet them properly.

you bid keira goodbye and squatted down as mia ran over. "come here you grub." you laughed with a shake of your head, re-tucking in her shorts and smoothing out her hair.

"you are just like your dad." you chuckled, your older brother forever bouncing about like an energizer bunny nearly his whole life. "do i have to tuck it in?" she groaned, stamping her foot and pulling her shirt back out of her shorts.

"all the very best footballers tuck their shirt." you looked up to see your favourite smile bearing down on you, mia tackling leah in a hug and wrapping tightly around her leg. "can you do it please?" mia asked, lifting her arms as leah knelt down to help her tuck it in.

"mia! what was wrong with how i did it?" you gasped in mock offence, hand on your chest as your niece shrugged. "aunty lee's the best at everything." she answered simply, leah picking her up into a tight hug.

"yeah very mature captain williamson." you rolled your eyes at the older girl who stuck her tongue out at you over the five year olds shoulder making her giggle. snapping back out of it your girlfriend gently placed mia back down, again squatting to her height.

"hey mee." leah started, poking at her sides and making her squeal. "so when you walk out with me in a little bit i won't be smiling very much. i want you to know that doesn't mean i'm upset or grumpy or anything. but all of this-" she paused to gesture her hands around the room.

"-this is my job. and part of my job means i have to be a bit more serious than usual, and make sure all my girls are ready to play the best football we can. but that doesn't mean im cross with you, okay?" leah finished with a reassuring smile, mia nodding along in understanding as your heart melted at the sight.

"you're the boss!" your neice chirped, tapping the england crest on leahs top with her hand making you laugh as your girlfriend grinned up at you.

"nah not the boss, just wear the armband and look after the girls. don't tell anyone but really i just pretend to know what im doing!" leah whispered looking around before grinning at the five year old, ruffling her hair and standing up as the refs appeared ready to walk out.

"now mia you listen to aunty lee when you're out there yeah? and then as soon as you're told to you come right back and meet me here and i'll take us to our seats. okay? no funny business!" you warned, your niece nodding as leah held out her hand, stern look already settled into her features as mia bounced excitedly on her feet.

knowing better than to break leahs professionalism you took a step back, huddling on the edge of the tunnel with the families of the other mascots as the girls walked out.

watching on as mia sang her heart out to the national anthem made your own melt, catching leah almost break her serious facade, some of the other girls chuckling at the unbridled passion from your niece.

it was so fast you might have missed it if you blinked, but you saw the indescribable pride flicker across your girlfriends face as she used the back of her hand to wipe away a single tear, masking it as she clapped and the girls started to disperse.

you smiled as mia raced over to you, babbling on and on as you chuckled, taking her hand and just catching leahs eye. "i love you." you mouthed, a small smile curling into the corners of her mouth as she winked quickly, dropping back into position as you hoisted mia up onto your hip and left to make your ways to your seats.

and you'd never felt prouder.