#guillermo de la cruz and buffy summers

[mulderscully]

#she would like to be excluded from this narrative

[lesbian-hannibal]

[eternal-curse]

imagine if popular vampire media characters all had tumblr. that would be so hectic lol they’d have so much beef with each other

#this is about to be super out of character for all of them #but humor comes at a price

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👨🏻‍🦲 colin-robinson-69-420 Follow

Callout Post for @mag𝗂strate-murder (aka Astarion Ancunín)

@mag𝗂strate-murder (prev URL was @year-of-the-carr𝗂on-crow) has shown some absolutely vile, revolting, disgusting, toxic— sometimes downright evil— behavior on numerous (and lengthy!) occasions. This behavior has been repeated again and again. I would be willing to forgive and forget all of these things, IF they were first-time events or isolated incidents. They are NOT isolated incidents.

The list includes (but is not limited to):

Trying to attack his friends while they're peacefully slumbering.

The murder of countless (countless!) innocent people.

Theft. Maybe even robbery. Idfk.

Showing annoyance at the idea of saving entire groups of people from being enslaved or mass murdered. (These were two separate occasions... Yuck!)

I know I’m posting this at 8 o’cock, so many vampblr users may be currently asleep, but it’s my civic duty to provide information for the uh. The people at large. So there are more details, more moral crimes, and proof of all of the heinous actions this spawn has committed under the cut.

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🗡 magistrate-murder

I'm flattered. You just can't take me off of your mind, can you? Do you dream of me? I hope they're nightmares. 💕

🩸 blood-and-book-reviews Follow

I love how "theft" is directly between "killing innocent people" and "is chill with subjugation and mass murder"

🎸 the-vampire-queen

#did anyone else notice how they said 'moral crimes' #as if murder and theft and etc are legal? #lol? #weird... #<- prev's tags #my tags -> #YES OMG I NOTICED THAT TOO. #also what the eff? OP had to point out that astarion's a spawn? #why does it matter that he isn't a full vampire? #as someone who’s a vampire/demon hybrid that’s kind of a red flag to me :/ #ugh this is SO not math

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📚 j-harker

I’m missing @m𝗂ss-mina-murray. Currently out of the country for work.

💁🏼‍♀️ slayer-summers

Oh, I'm sorry :( At least the view is beautiful, where are you?

📚 j-harker

Transylvania. Why?

💁🏼‍♀️ slayer-summers

Get Out Of There Immediately Jonathan Harker Leave Get Out Now Get Out Go Leave Go Now

#buffy talks #slayer posting

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🎸 the-vampire-queen

I just learned about "vegan vampires." That's so stupid. Just eat the color red ???? It's NOT that hard

🎀 miss-draculaura

:(

🎸 the-vampire-queen

I'll make an exception for you

🎀 miss-draculaura

:)

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🐺 the-vampire-lestat

A preview of my upcoming book:

I am the vampire Lestat. I'm immortal. More or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.

I'm six feet tall, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s when I was a young mortal man. It's not bad now. I have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light. My eyes are gray, but they absorb the colors blue or violet easily from surfaces around them. And I have a fairly short narrow nose, and a mouth that is well shaped but just a little too big for my face. It can look very mean, or extremely generous, my mouth. It always looks sensual. But emotions and attitudes are always reflected in my entire expression. I have a continuously animated face.

My vampire nature reveals itself in extremely white and highly reflective skin that has to be powdered down for cameras of any kind.

And if I'm starved for blood I look like a perfect horror- skin shrunken, veins like ropes over the contours of my bones. But I don't let that happen now. And the only consistent indi- cation that I am not human is my fingernails. It's the same with all vampires. Our fingernails look like glass. And some people notice that when they don't notice anything else.

Please, contain your excitement.

🐺 the-vampire-lestat

Who is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?

💁🏼‍♀️ slayer-summers

Would you believe me if I told you we're still trying to figure that out?

#buffy talks #well ebony isn't real #but we still don't know who tara is

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🦇 cravensworth-king-of-bottoms

I've heard a rumor about this online webbed site; that is which it is filled to the brim with abstinants, celibates, and the like.

📸 liam-de-lioncunt Follow

Ugh... As much as I hate to use popular gifs, I feel compulsed to post this before anyone else does.

There. I did it first.

🦇 cravensworth-king-of-bottoms

Tonight, we FEAST. NYAH! HAH!

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🎸 the-vampire-queen

Just recorded this Mitski cover

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🧛🏻‍♂️ tepes-the-first

Why is it that when Gods demand blood, it's called a necessary sacrifice, but when I, Vlad Dracul,

💛 alucard

It's because you're evil.

🧛🏻‍♂️ tepes-the-first

For the last time, change your URL. Your name is Adrian.

📚 j-harker

I didn't know you had a son!

📚 j-harker

Wait, what was the original post about??

🧛🏻‍♂️ tepes-the-first

Don't worry about it.

📚 j-harker

Okay. :)

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💁🏼‍♀️ slayer-summers

I'm starting an emotional support group chat for slayers, does anyone want in?

💑 armand-de-la-cruz

Yes please!

⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3

Guillermo?

⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3

Why do you want to be in a vampire slayer group chat Guillermo??????

⚔️ nandor-the-relentless-3

Answer my texts Guillermo

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✨ edward-cullen Follow

My beautiful daughter. Looks just like her mother.

🍷 dimitrescu-winery

Get that wretched monstrosity of a child off of my screen.

🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

wait, Ravioli is a real child? i thought she was just a photoshop meme of @the-vampire-lestat’s daughter Claudia?

6️⃣ vampire-count-er

What is the Vampblr number of the day? Let’s count the vampires of Tumblr above me in this post to find out!

Ah, that’s one vampire.

TWO! Two vampires!

THREE bloodsucking vampires! Ah ah ah!!

The number of the day is three!

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🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

💀 real-carmilla

?

🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

NO I TAKE IT BACK

CARMILLA I’M SORRY

🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

BEGONE WHITE GIRL

🐈‍⬛ carmillas-admirer-sappho

please check your dms carmilla i sent you my address

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👨🏻‍🦲 colin-robinson-69-420 Sponsored by Blaze 🔥

The new The Vampire Lestat album sucks.

Get it? It sucks.

Because he’s a vampire.

It’s pretty funny, if you ask me.

#lestat de lioncourt #satan’s night out #the vampire lestat #vampblr #not a callout post

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🌙 werepire

Is no one going to talk about how problematic Marceline’s girlfriend is? Just because they’re both royalty doesn’t mean that Bonnibel can do whatever she wants with no repercussions.

I mean, here’s an article explaining all the horrible stuff she’s done [link]. Are we just going to pretend none of it happened?

👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 nadja-of-antipaxos

Hard agree. Down with the monarchies.

She can, however, do whatever she wants because she’s hot

[overworkedblorbobattle]

Overworked Blorbo Battle Round 1 Poll: 31

[thepunkmuppet]

for all my vampire show girlies… I made a thing 🙊

please please please share with the cast and crew if you feel so inclined! I’m really proud of this edit, these two shows are SO important to me and it was such a joy combining them stylistically, I am literally obsessed with the results

hope everyone likes it :)

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

the bella to buffy to blade pipeline this season is so real

[bibelots]

slay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wickedbitchin]

guillermo/nandor = buffy/spike is this anything?

[bracketsoffear]

Hunt Tournament Round 1

Scar vs. Javert

Agent 47 vs. Batman

Colonel Ives vs. Captain Ahab

Skulker vs. Huntress/Anna

Inigo Montoya vs. Van Pelt

Buffy Summers vs. Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf

The Entity vs. the Hunter

General Zaroff vs. Guillermo de la Cruz

Nic Silver vs. John Wick

Sherlock Holmes vs. Undyne

Terminator vs. Percy de Rolo

Yaretzi vs. Cheetah People

Captain Chantel DuBois vs. Death

The Winchesters vs. Father Gascoigne

Kraven the Hunter vs. Lestat de Lioncourt

Predator vs. Catra

[lovely-v]

Abraham Van Helsing: Classical Vampire Slayer (uses academic reasoning more than combat, his skills come from experience and education, completely catholic with unwavering faith, has no moral dilemma about killing a vampire)

Buffy Summers: Modern Vampire Slayer (primarily utilizes brute-force combat, subverts gender norms, often rejects academia, skills come from destiny, textually christian but not very religious, has multiple vampire romances which cause moral qualms, but usually kills without hesitation)

Guillermo de la Cruz: Post-Modern Vampire Slayer (is naturally good at killing vampires, though he often doesn’t want to, shows sympathy for MANY different vampires despite being a Catholic whose name literally means ‘of the cross’, and rejects his destiny by wanting to be a vampire himself)

[mistyintherivers]

buffy summers and guillermo de la cruz would actually be the duo of all time wait...

[polls-showdowns]

Alright here’s a list of all submitted ships that haven’t been put up to a vote. Let me know if you see errors or ones that should be voted on

(Please say you don’t think it counts now so people can decide instead of complaining during the tournament)

Sherlock Holmes/John Watson (ACD's Sherlock Holmes novels)

Jayvik, Jayce Talis/Viktor (Arcane)

Eruri, Erwin Smith/Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan)

Flintsilver, Captain Flint/Long John Silver (Black Sails)

Fuffy, Buffy Summers/Faith Lehane (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

Spangel, Angel/Spike (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)

Trepha, Trevor Belmont/Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)

Fjorester, Fjord/Jester Lavorre (Critical Role)

Perc'ahlia, Percival de Rolo/Vex'ahlia (Critical Role)

Devildice, The Devil / King Dice (Cuphead)

Gafou, Gaston/LeFou (Beauty and the Beast)

10th Doctor/Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

Senchome, Ishigami Senku/Chrome (Dr. Stone)

Dominic Toretto/Letty Ortiz (Fast & Furious)

Royai, Roi Mustang/Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)

EiMiko, Ei/Yae Miko (Genshin)

Hotspur Husbands, Horatio Hornblower/William Bush (Hornblower)

Sinja, Sinbad/Jafar (Magi Labyrinth of Magic)

Stony, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark (MCU)

Merthur, Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)

Blackhands, Edward Teach/Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death)

Bennshanks, Shanks/Benn Beckman (One Piece)

Deuace, Deuce/Portgas D. Ace (One Piece)

Kidkiller, Eustass Kid/Killer (One Piece)

Trafalgar Law/Bepo (One Piece)

Rogeray, Gol D. Roger/Silvers Rayleigh (One Piece)

Zolu, Roronoa Zoro/Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)

King's Throne, Noise/The Bard King (Roleslaying With Roman)

Shane Schofield (Scarecrow)/Elizabeth ‘Libby’ Gant (Fox) (Scarecrow)

Christopher Pike/Una Chin-Riley (Star Trek)

Spirk, Jim Kirk/Spock (Star Trek)

Codywan, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Commander Cody (Star Wars)

Blyla, Aalya Secura and Commander Bly (Star Wars)

Rexwalker, Anakin Skywalker/Captain Rex (Star Wars)

Thranto, Thrawn/Eli Vanto(Star Wars)

Jancy, Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things)

Stommy, Steve Harrington/Tommy Hagen (Stranger Things)

Sciles, Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

Scisaac, Scott McCall/Isaac Lahey (Teen Wolf)

Nalby, Alby/Newt (The Maze Runner)

Janto, Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones (Torchwood)

The Devil's Minion, The Vampire Armand and Daniel Molloy (Vampire Chronicles)

Loustat, Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the vampire)

Paperhat, Black Hat/Dr. Flug (Villainous)

Askebjorn, Askeladd/Bjorn (Vinland Saga)

Nandermo, Nandor the Relentless/Guillermo de la Cruz (What We Do In The Shadows)

MineDai, Yoshitaka Mine/Daigo Dojima (Yakuza)

[odetokeons]

as a certified guillermo coded guillermo girl (gn) and a buffy the vampire slayer nerd OF COURSE i had to get this shirt

my two favourite girlbosses 🦇

[annabethwarriorprincess]

I'm just saying Guillermo de la Cruz and Buffy Summers should hang out...

[overworkedblorbobattle]

The full list of characters in the Bracket!

The full list of characters who made it into the tournament are listed under the readmore.

Ada Paige- Rhythm Doctor

Adam Parrish- The Raven Cycle

Adora- She-Ra

Aki Hayakawa- Chainsaw man

Alfred Pennyworth- Batman

Almond Cookie - Cookie Run

Angela- Lobotomy Corporation

Anthy Himemiya- Revolutionary Girl Utena

Arthur Lester- Malevolent

Aymeric De Borel- Final Fantasy

Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce- MASH

Bucky Barnes- Marvel

Buffy Summers- Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Burgerpants- Undertale

Carmen Sandiego- Carmen Sandiego

Carol Hathaway- ER

Charlie Magne Morningstar- Hazbin hotel

Chip Revvington- Toontown: Corporate Clash

Cliopher "Kip" Mdang- The Hands of the Emperor

Commander Peepers- Wander Over Yonder

Dana Scully- The X Files

Danny Fenton- Danny Phantom

David Jacobs- Newsies

DC/GOV- Welcome to the table

Dean Winchester- Supernatural

Dick Gumshoe- Ace attorney

Doppo Kannonzaka- Hypnosis Mic

Dot Campbell- The Wilds

Dr Charlotte Dubois- Falsettos

Emma Perkins- The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

Five Pebbles- Rain World

Ford Pines- Gravity Falls

Fu Hua- Honkai Impact 3rd

George Karim/Cubbins - Lockwood and Co

Gilgamesh "Gil" Wulfenbach- Girl Genius

Gordon Michael Schwinn- A New Brain

Gregor Samsa- The Metamorphosis

Guillermo de la Cruz- What We Do In The Shadows

Harrowhark Nonagesimus- The Locked Tomb

Hera- Wolf 359

Homura Akemi- Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Hunter- The Owl House

Isabelle - Animal Crossing

Izzy Hands- Our Flag Means Death

Jaehee Kang- Mystic Messenger

Jafar- Twisted

Jamil Viper- Twisted Wonderland

Jean Gunnhildr - Genshin Impact

Jeremie Belpois- Code Lyoko

Jess Jordan- Succession

Jonathan Harker- Dracula

Jonathan Sims- The Magnus Archives

Jotaro Kujo- Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Keito Hasumi- Ensemble Stars!

Kento Nanami- Jujutsu Kaisen

Kevin Kandy- Spooky Month

Kim Dokja- Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Kim Kitsuragi- Disco Elysium

Kiyotaka Ishimaru- Danganronpa

Kunikida Doppo- Bungo Stray Dogs

Kurapika- Hunter x Hunter

Kusuo Saiki - The disastrous life of saiki k

Laerryn Coramar Seelie- Critical Role

Lamplighter/plight- OneShot

Larry- Pokemon

Larry Needlemeyer - The Amazing World of Gumball

Ling Wen- Tian Guan Ci Fu (Heaven Official’s Blessing)

Link- The Legend of Zelda

Lisa Cuddy- House M.D

Lisa Wilbourn- Worm

Logainne Schwartzandgrubenierre- The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

Loid Forger/Twilight- Spy x Family

Lucifer- Obey Me!

Lucretia- The Adventure Zone

Luisa Madrigal- Encanto

Maedhros Feanorian- The Silmarillion

Mafuyu Asahina- Project Sekai/Colorful Stage

Marinette Dupain-Cheng- Miraculous Ladybug

Marsh- Mistborn

Matthew Venn- The Long Call

Merlin- BBC Merlin

Miles O’Brien- Star Trek

Miss Pauling- Team Fortress 2

MK- Lego Monkie Kid

Molly Blyndeff- Epithet Erased

Mrs Doyle- Father ted

Munkustrap- Cats 1998

Nicholas Benedict- The Mysterious Benedict Society

Nishida- Yakuza

Obi-Wan Kenobi- Star Wars

Olruggio- Witch Hat Atelier

Pandemonica- Helltaker

Parsley Botch- Smile for Me

Peppino Spaghetti- Pizza Tower

Percy Jackson- Percy Jackson

Peregrine Mendicant- Homestuck

Ponder Stibbons- Discworld

Raphael Walt/Sirius Dieke- My Next Life as a Villainess

Ratchet- Transformers

Reagan Ridley- Inside Job

Reim Lunettes- Pandora Hearts

Retsuko- Aggretsuko

Riza Hawkeye- Fullmetal Alchemist

Robin- Smash Legends

Rory Williams- Doctor Who

Ryotaro Dojima - Persona

Sara Chidouin- Your Turn To Die

SecUnit- The Murderbot Diaries

Shang Qinghua - Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

Shota Aizawa- My Hero Academia

Sips- Fool’s Gold

Squidward Tentacles- Spongebob Squarepants

Stanley- The Stanley Parable

Steven Alen Starphase- Blood Blockade Battlefront/Kekkai Sensen

Steven Universe- Steven Universe

Super Mario Bros.- Mario Series

Susan Taxpayer- Susan Taxpayer

The Cabbage Merchant- Avatar the Last Airbender

The Captain- BBC Ghosts

The Elsen- Off

The Manager- The Hotel Podcast

Touta Matsuda- Death Note

Trafalgar Law- One Piece

Twilight Sparkle- My Little Pony

Vera Oberlin- Monster Prom

Walter Pensive- Hello from the Hallowoods

Will Graham- Hannibal

William T Spears- Black Butler

[denofgeek]

Things have changed for the Staten Island vampires on What We Do in the Shadows season 3 as they step into positions of power. This may not make much of a difference for Colin Robinson (Mark Proksch), whose new job as secretary of the Vampiric Council, is much like his fake job, at a cubicle in an office. But Laszlo (Matt Berry) may spend a little more in the potting shed. His love Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), is running the council, along with Nandor (Kayvan Novak), who’s familiar, Guillermo (Harvey Guillén), has been promoted to the position of bodyguard. It was easier than killing him....

[Read more at Den of Geek]