#guys I’m eating dinner

[caffeinatedbisexual]

Could we argue that “Beauty and the Beast” is the Merlin equivalent to Doctor Who’s “Love & Monsters”??

[leonscape]

ok going feral nsfw below mdni

leon x reader i guess?

leon with a breeding kink.

he doesn’t actually think about kids until you come into his life. he always assumed he’d be alone bc he could never bring himself to be with someone that he couldn’t be honest with about his identity. i mean he couldn’t even tell his brothers for years..

it started with watching you interact with kids. he himself starts interacting with kids a lot more to kinda hint at the idea that he is good father material.

he doesn’t read to the kids tho he just plays with them and stuff.

i feel like he’d be inside and just be thinking to himself “damn if i nut rn you’d get pregnant” but he doesn’t actually do it or bring it up, he just chooses to keep hinting at it.

he’d never force you into anything anyway but he doesn’t really know how to tell you?

probably jokes about making your period go away for nine months but he’s actually secretly serious. (he always be on that “haha jk unless?” type shit smh).

then he just tells you that he wants to have a baby.

so from his epilogues (i forget which ones but i remember reading them) basically i think he likes positions in which you’re face to face.

something primal snaps in him and he would just fold you in half and you can’t do nothin but lay there and take it.

the idea of getting you pregnant excites him the act is just so intimate to him.

he do be possessive tho and he also sees it as like marking you as his forever.

calls you mama/mommy or smth and tells you you’d be a great mother. begs you to make him a father.

whispers “please have my babies” in your ear over and over again as he cums.

keeps filling you up until you start to show. but also just keeps doing it even after he knows you’re pregnant.

worships you too. maybe he is a breast guy after all.

very prideful of the fact that he’s the father of your child (or children i don’t think this man would stop at just one).

[sincerely-sofie]

Update on The Appointment (mentioned here previously) for anyone who was curious / concerned: It went good and I’m NOT going to have to drop out of college and scramble to find a way to get myself in working condition in spite of various health conditions and pay for my expensive medications out of pocket in less than two years!

I’ve been waiting for an answer to that for about two weeks straight and it’s been wearing on me horribly. I’ve been struggling to sleep and eat from what I now recognize was the stress of anticipating a “Yeah you need to get yourself a steady job ASAP that will fund the medicines you need to ensure your brain doesn’t spontaneously combust” as an answer.

I’m going to go disperse into atoms now brb—

[lordofthefeline]

I need someone to hear me out:

Domesticated Deathclaws

[akkpipitphattana]

i’m gonna say it, some of y’all hate viral phrases/trends simply because they’re from tiktok. as if tumblr doesn’t come up with stupid words and phrases all the time and y’all eat that up

[bakery-anon]

Hello hello, I am taking a nap because I’m exhausted. If I don’t respond to you…that is why <3

[exopelagic]

okay I severely misjudged spaghetti guy he’s actually just really cool

[little-eye-guy]

oh right. i saw the GI today and when i told her i’ve been off the rinvoq because i Still haven’t heard anything back, she seemed like she was trying to hold back getting angry on my behalf. she said she’d look into it and if i don’t hear anything back in a week to call

[bravevolunteer]

fazbear entertainment the world’s first queer owned mega corporation

[reikunrei]

alright lads, let’s see if i can make it through the day on only half my lunch (i both will and won’t regret this)

[mismatchsocks]

nothing to offer but quotes from nbc hannibal/the blooper reel

[library-whale]

Went to today’s Salmon Run shifts, accidentally walked into a Subway.

[badolmen]

…yall afraid of pancakes?

[fingertipsmp3]

I wish all food service workers who are weird about regulars always ordering the same specific thing and tease them for it a very “please don’t do that”

[trollbreak]

Burger would be SO fucking niceys abt not wanting to eat certain foods

[parasitoidism]

I love to eat my meal