#hades/percy

[hermesmyplatonicbeloved]

Poseidon: *finds out that Hades is courting his favorite son*

Poseidon, furiously: If he makes you eat pomegranate seeds I will flood the entire underworld to get you back. There will be tsunamis and earthquakes. No brick will be left stacked upon the other, no stone left unturned-

Percy:

Percy: Please don't.

Percy: I love that you care about me, but I just fought two wars. I'm tired. If you start a third I will move to Alaska.

Meanwhile in the underworld:

Hades, banging his head against a wall: Why do I always fall for the ones with overprotective parents?

[yonemurishiroku]

Would you be interested?

https://www.tumblr.com/hadesxpercy-events/737094223149580288/what-are-your-thoughts-on-a-percyhades-hadercy

only if you don't make Hades and Nico enemies bc they are my comfort father-son duo.

Jk or maybe not-shut up father issue it's always merry to have a rarepair event!!! I can't guarantee my participation but I'd surely be cheering on you guys!! I'm not called a patron of rarepairs for nothing you know.

Question btw is Poseidon/Nico allowed bc if in the slim chance that I can work around myself I just want to do the funniest thing ever-------

[kermit-coded]

god. hades saying, "ask me for sanctuary" after percy talks about kronos hits like a truck when you remember that he tried to do the same for maria, bianca, and nico.

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Knowing how Hades is in the show now it’ll be really funny to see him and Nico interact bc Nico will be all Dark and Depressed in the underworld and Hades will just be like “son… please… you’re killing the vibe”

[my-chemical-mermaid]

Underrated Percabeth moment. A reminder that Annabeth doesn't just tolerate Percy's humor, she loves him for it. At their most desperate, when they're close to death, when everything seems hopeless, he can still make her laugh.

[wisebeth]

One thing which genuinely bothers me is Annabeth's perception in the fandom. How she's seen as this cold, stoic, emotionless, reserved and intimidating girl. When in reality, she's a character full of love.

Annabeth, who immediately cried and felt attached to Cerberus after playing with him for a few minutes because she wouldn't get to play with him again.

Annabeth, whose deepest desire, which the Sirens lured her with, is saving Luke and having a good relationship with both her parents.

Annabeth, who believed in Luke's goodness, even after all the countless terrible things he did simply because she had faith in his humanity.

Annabeth, who cried in Percy's arms before entering the labyrinth and refused to reveal the last line of the prophecy because it said to lose a love worse than death and the idea of losing any of her friends is too painful, heartbreaking and worse than dying.

Annabeth, who kissed Percy before parting with him in St. Helens because if he's going to die, she at least wants him to die knowing she loved him.

Annabeth, who took a poisoned knife for Percy during the war because she'd rather die herself than let him die.

Annabeth, who convinced Luke to switch sides by reminding him of the promise of family he gave her. Which in turn, influenced Luke's decision to end himself to destroy Kronos. Hello, she saved the world with the power of love.

Annabeth, who spent months after months losing sleep and searching desperately for Percy when he went missing.

Annabeth, who kissed Percy to eternity in public at their reunion, not caring what anyone is going to say or think. An asteroid could've hit the earth, and she wouldn't have cared.

Annabeth, who told Percy “I love you” when falling in Tartarus because if she was going to die, she wanted them to be her last words.

Annabeth Chase is a sweetheart, who has always felt things deeply and she's so full of love. And I think it's time we let go of the “cold-hearted annabeth” headcanon because it's not true, that's not her.

[g0thnico]

Thalia: "I would never touch Zeus's throne, he would kill me before recognizing me"

Percy: "Once I sat on my father's throne, it was dangerous but it was an urgent situation"

Nico, casually lying on Hades' throne while eating a pomegranate: "hi pops"

[mydairpercabeth]

season 4 is gonna hurt me i fear

[softestaries]

Hades came, he served absolute looks, he blackmailed his nephew, he grossly misjudged the situation, his daddy issues got triggered, he did a complete 180 by deciding yes actually he is going to steal his brother's shit, that backfired, and now arguably he's more confused than he was before Percy broke into his castle.

And that's Nico and Bianca's DAD.

[venator-signum]

I really like this version of hades they've gone with in the pjo show

this is a guy who's chilling, he's content in his solitude, he knows that his wife will be home in a matter of weeks

and not only that but the second percy figures it out, he immediately offers sanctuary

I like to see a hades that doesn't stick with the dark, brooding and depressed idea we have of him because this is a man who has been able to remove himself from the toxicity of his family is is clearly all the more happier for it

[hermesmyplatonicbeloved]

Random Camper after tlt quest: Is it true that you guys met the lord of the dead?

Percy: Yeah.

Random Camper: What was he like?

Grover: Terrifying.

Annabeth: Terrifying.

Percy: Mesmerizing.

Percy:

Percy, coughing awkwardly: Um. Yeah. Definitely terrifying. Brrr. 10/10 would not recommend meeting. Mhmm.

Grover: *senses Percy's emotions*

Grover, internally: What's really terrifying is how attractive you find him, and your desire to take a nap at his feet.

[yonemurishiroku]

I read a fanfiction, a meme was born in my head.

Percy, — Nico.

Nico, — no.

Percy, — Nico.

Nico, — no.

Percy, — well, for God's sake stop acting up like little Niko!! calm down, come here and look at your sister, little Merope looks so much like her father and brother!

"a little further from Percy's bed, an admiring Hazel is nursing a newborn baby in the crib, Levesque was just happy she had a little sister!"

Nico, — I just managed to come to terms with the fact that you're having a winter affair with your father!! how here, literally overnight, you have a child born from him!

Percy, rolling his eyes, — this often happens with the pregnancy of Poseidon's children, at one moment there is not even the slightest sign, and at another the birth is already beginning.

Nico, — I don't care how Merope was born! I'm worried that you had a winter affair with my father, and now a child from him!!

Percy, — you'll understand when you grow up.

ANON what did you just read? give me it. I want to see what made you come up with this crack. This is some unhinged shit. You're getting my blog cancelled LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

[moonlit-typewriter]

“Percy being traumatized for 7 minutes” compilations this and “Percy nearly dying for 5 minutes straight” videos that.

Nah, I can’t wait for “Percy having problems with authority for 10 whole minutes”

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Hermes and Poseidon both struggling to stay away from their sons and being haunted by what the Fates have in store for them meanwhile Hades click clacking around the underworld palace with his little heels thinking of sea puns to tell Percy

[my-chemical-mermaid]

I hate how people accuse Percy of forgetting about Calypso. He made the gods promise to free her and he was under the impression that they would.

It makes sense that Calypso would be upset/angry with him because she's isolated and didn't know if he even tried to help her after he left. That makes sense to me.

But the gods went back on their promise. And everyone holds Percy responsible. He was just a kid, freshly turned 16. Like what was he expected to do? Babysit the gods to make sure they held up their end of the deal? He shouldn't be expected to do that.

Not to mention even if he would've thought to check up on Calypso, he spent 6 months of his sixteenth year with no memories of his past. He literally had no way to help her. Hera stole months from him.

[readerconfused]

The other gods: Hades is the king of the dead, he is bad, he was definitely the one who did it all

Hades: hi guys, sorry for the tortuous path it takes to get to my house, would you like some pomegranate juice? A snack?