GIVE US YOUR COMPLETLY RANDOM HEADCANONS ABOUT THE GAY FRUITS OF DSAF THAT YOU WANTED TO SHARE BUT NOBODY ASKED YET!
Okay! Some completely random headcanons for ya!!
* Jack has a massive sweet tooth and is a big fan of cake and fruit flavored candy. His favorites are orange and grape, but he's also partial to green apple. (Mmm)
* Dave used to have six nipples, but all of them have been lost in various ways except for one, which he stapled onto himself.
* Jack and Dave both think the other is their "girl".
* Jack can't manage to say "I love you", or really anything he means, but he does show his affection by taking care of Dave, especially by helping him brush and cut his hair and clipping his nails.
* Dave is obsessed with the idea of impressing Jack and is constantly trying to give him random things, like a crow.
* Dave has pica and lowkey is eating the asbestos and insulation inside of walls.
* Dave, much like a hamster or a rat, has to gnaw on hard stuff to wear out his teeth, or they'll grow weirdly.
* In the height of their relationship, Jack and Dave got married unoffically at least twice a year, and enjoyed "honeymooning" all across America. Who wore the dress got switched up every time.
* Davesport love to take a niiice big draw of their cigs and horribly shotgun it with eachother.
* Jack, courtsey of his wonderful VA, has a handsome and deep singing voice. He uses it rarely, but does know a couple of lullabies thanks to Dee. Sometimes he sings a panicking Dave to sleep.
* Davesport play drinking games while they watch shitty reality television. They would love wife swap.
the conversation ada and leon have about change is so hilarious because they've both evolved so much from who they were 6 years ago, and yet they have not changed in ways that matter to the other. leon has gone from a bootlicking pig to someone who is acutely aware of how horrible the united states government is and yet, that doesn't matter at all to ada because what she needs for her mission is the leon that was willing to risk everything to save a stranger, and that leon is still there. ada has grown into her role of international spy, and for a few moments, she has the fate of the world in her hands and she decides to do good, but leon doesnt know that, and so he doesn't care. all he cares about is if she's trying to use him, and she is, and she does, and that cements ada in his mind as a person he will never be able to trust.
A genius scientist who became a vampire after an accident & A monster friend who keeps being altered her body by the scientist to avoid death (they used to be normal human best friends)
[Toon x Mobster] Only he can make him laugh like that...
Jack Desmond is the silly guy. Gavriel Huffman is the scary guy. They come from different worlds that has contrasting genres, one more cartoonishly comedic and the other much dramatically darker.
It's kind of a running gag that Sir Huffman is unable to laugh without looking absolutely wicked. Both in the cartoon world and his own world.
That doesn't stop Jack from being completely smitten with him though, his voice is the most mind-melting thing he's ever had the pleasure to hear