#haha jk... unless?

[hanamiyama-basketball-club]

strange love connection trying to recruit hiromu, again

[chaos-and-recover]

What if we kissed under the Sleep Token waterfall

[woetoy]

I dunno why, but I have the strange feeling I want to impregnate that dog boy who walked pass me a moment ago... hmm...

Couldn't have been the subliminal messaging on his shirt, not at all!

[nambawan-zonvip]

who's damn child is that did he birthed it

[baekhyoris]

in big need of more neji smut 😔

[kevinsdsy]

i found muffin man somebody posted a compilation to tumblr and i'm in STITCHES over this he apologised for the cracker 😭😭😭😭 shawn anderson energy i cantttt

IM SO GLAD YOU'RE GETTING THE MUFFIN MAN LORE TOO HE'S SO SILLY LMAO he's genuinely the highlight of the olympics to me SHSDHSJH and you're RIGHT he's SOOO shawn anderson coded LMAODHDH

[bleghcourse]

5070s and 5060s at MSRP at Walmart, Daddy Trump and Mommy Musk are divorcing, Trump loyalists floundering under pressure, and tankies getting downvoted in r/PropagandaPosters. Nature is healing.

[destructionfang]

dumb fuckinf qame concept. if you even care

you're a rider for the 1860 pony express. you're really just tryinq to do your job and qet paid, but several stranqely dressed mute people are continuously tryinq to stop you and take your mochila (the contents of which are unknown to you). you ride the 100 miles dodqinq arrows, boulders and qet tanqled up in a qunfiqht. just a mile away from your destination, they qroup up and finally take the mochila from you to which it is revealed that there was a bomb inside and it would've blown up the entire settlement

[atropalugosi]

teehee what if mc remembered getting a bad end before things got reset and then she ended up going back to the person who killed her in the last timeline but now she has nightmares about them and generally fears for her life when they act a certain way sometimes?

anyway donna fans, i am back with some hurt/comfort, please enjoy :o3

Valeria runs so fast she feels like her entire being is aflame with anxiety. Her pursuer is just as fast though and she knows she has no time to stop or think or hide, so on she runs, through the dark nursery until she reaches the inevitable dead end at the very back. She could maybe turn back and hop the beds if she trusts her own dexterity enough for the task, get back out into the shop and escape... except Miranda is there. There's no time to ponder upon escape anymore anyhow. Donna slows as she descends upon Valeria, and the girl almost thinks maybe she's snapped out of it, maybe they're safe, maybe they can get out of this, together.

Maybe wishful thinking hurt worse than accepting the ugly truth. Valeria cries out in terror as she's wrestled to the ground, adrenaline fueled strength only helping her so much against Donna's naturally stronger self.

"Nonono! Don't do this, Donna, please don't!" The redhead sobs, struggling to get out from under the older woman. She stops when something wet drips onto her cheek and she looks up. Donna is crying. Tears roll heavily down her cheeks, collecting with the blood and dirt on them before crashing down on Valeria. She doesn't want to do this.

Valeria lifts a hand to Donna's face, gently brushing the tears away. Scared as she was, it hurt her more to see her favourite person suffering than what she knew was coming next. She feels the heavy 'thump' against her chest and hears a horrible, loud 'crack' long before the stinging of broken skin and shattered sternum register. She thinks she might be screaming or crying but everything is just too much to really notice. The sensation hits her again and again, and she watches as more gore sprays Donna's teary face as everything around them starts to blur and fade to black.

Valeria wakes with a start, crying out and pushing herself away when the first thing her nightmare riddled mind sees is Donna sleeping next to her, ending up toppling to the floor. For having such a rude awakening herself, the botanist is quick to get up, turning on the lmap on the side table. She takes careful but worried steps towards Valeria's shivering form, now tucked back against the wall and trying very hard to breathe.

"Dolcézza, are you alright?" Her voice drips with concern. She slowly kneels before the redhead, reaching out to provide a comforting touch. Valeria looks at her hand as though it would kill her but doesn't stop her, leaning into the touch with a shakey exhale.

"I had... it was... a nightmare," the girl fights to say, nose scrunching slightly at her own words. It WAS a nightmare, but it also felt so fucking real. She raises a hand to her own chest, pressing roughly into the clammy skin to make sure. No blood; no gaping wounds; no broken ribcage. Just her racing heartbeat.

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Valeria shakes her head violently in response. She didn't even want to think of the nightmare again, nevermind retell it. Especially not to Donna. She'd never forgive herself for making Donna worry about this, spending the next days or weeks or months wondering if she'd done something wrong to make her dream up a scenario so awful.

"Can you just hold me? Please?" She asks, leaning into Donna's chest and inhaling the scent of her and her nightclothes. Two arms wrap protectively around her and she feels safer than ever.

"Of course, bambola. I've got you," Donna whispers, pressing a kiss to her temple. "I won't let anything harm you." Despite having just experienced the opposite, Valeria believes her.

This time, she's safe.

[arxonbby02]

Yeah I have an "alcohol problem"

My "alcohol problem" is a beautiful older woman isn't force feeding it to me to get me looser for her rn

[etherealxwitch]

what if… i start taking moodboard requests again?

[thelittlespanielthatcould]

Kovu decided to run on top of the tunnel instead of through it at agility today. I think he was hoping he would get extra credit.

[rachosaurusrex]

I managed to work some magic and I now have enough money for a regular ticket even if I don't get paid before noon! now I just have to try to sneakily be on Ticketmaster when they go on sale (my shift tomorrow starts at 11am so I will be doing this on my phone... pray for me that the app doesn't crash)

[mxgicthot]

Erden is like if John Sliver fr Black Sails had a drinking problem

[mrdrzezstchkowitzatyourservice]

If failbetter games can see this they should make the dawn machine fight the sun and call it Star Wars in order to make the playerbase implode

[a-typicalsmoothbrain]

So Monster Roadtrip is currently on sale in my region.

So I decided to uhh...

I officially have it now.