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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …
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one day, a butch is going to look at me and go, "yeah... i can fix her"
#... and that is how im going to get a butch boyfriend#y'all i mean this in a joking way#(in a “im a bratty person and they tame me” way)#y'know#if you play stardew valley i mean it in a farmer × haley way#except im haley#lesbian#lesbian yearning#butch bait#butchfemme#butch#femme#femme bait#femme posting#femme4butch#dyke#dyke bait#dyke posting#sapphic#sapphic yearning#sapphic supremacy
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#my characters#mmofail#HIS name is Beta Burst but he is played by a woman named Haley#and shes chill correcting people that hes a she irl but also just doesnt mind which pronouns people use online#irl though shes a she/her through and through#also she tells one of her employees at work (shes a manager at a convenience store) to get a hobby or find a fun online game#cause he always looks super tired and he tells her he doesnt wanna socialize out of work in person people are tiring#and then hes like hmmmm a hobby or game hmmm#and then he gets the same game and goes on the same server and lets his sister design his character#while he naps then he just picks a name and chooses ETA 1400 bc he works overnight and if he logs in#he plans to log in at like 2pm so why not make that his name#however there is a guild owner who wants to collect all the greek letters (her own name in game is Omega Rising)#so she makes the executive decision to include eta 1400 and when he and beta are talking one day in game#hes like oh yeah im just playing cause my boss at work told me i needed a hobby#and beta is like oh shit thats me im the boss who told him he needs a hobby#so eta starts calling beta boss in game just like he calls her irl#and its just a nice lil friendship and shes happy when eta starts to make friends in the guild#he still has a lost lil puppy like following vibe when hes around boss but eta does do some growing socially#mostly with betas friends in the guild which are: a guy with no backbone and a guy playing a girl who doesnt tell anyone shes a he#anyway thank you thats my oc essay tags and i love beta and shes just really funny to me#bc she just is there to vibe and play pvp#which the horn lore is those are high ranking pvp rewards for heavy blade users#and when eta finds out the pvp reward for a healer is a bloodied crown#hes like please please please help me learn pvp that sounds really cool ill do my best boss
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god grant me the strength (everyone online is wrong about their interpretations of a character but me)
#fandom#haley stardew valley this is about you im the only person who gets you#<- lowkey kinnie#shitposts
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One Tree Hill Meme {145/187} Season 7 Episode 15: Don't You Forget About Me Top 2 Favorite Characters Per Episode (As voted by fans on TVTime.com)
Brooke Davis (55%)
Nathan Scott (27%)
(Percentages as of Nov 2024)
#i can't post this without pointing out the irony in how this episode is about everyone except nathan forgetting about haley's birthday#and then she gets shafted out the top two of her birthday episode#i'm sorry haley you deserve better#so yeah i did include as much of haley in these gifs as i could without going too crazy!#no offense to brooke i love her but the only ones in the top two s/b the birthday girl and the one person who didn't forget her#one tree hill gifset series#top two characters edits#oth edits#one tree hill edits#brooke davis#brooke davis baker#sophia bush#nathan scott#james lafferty#don't you forget about me#the wb#the cw#my gifs#one tree hill
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Women <3<3<3
⚠ Do not repost my art or I will come after your kneecaps ⚠
#Stardew Valley#SDV#Stardew Valley Fanart#Haley Stardew Valley#Penny Stardew Valley#SDV Penny#SDV Haley#Digital Art#My Art#Pechadoodles#Pechadesigns#Fun details: Haley has a friendship bracelet on that Alex made for her#And Penny has a bag that she got from my farmer's market#Penny's the only person in town who can get away with wearing beige#Oh yeah‚ it doesn't really look like it‚ but Haley is actually taller
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kissing your forehead gently and rubbing the small of your back as you spit the most vile insults known to mankind to my face
marry me.
#stardew ask blog#stardew valley#stardew#sdv#sdv haley#sdv asks#ask haley#this person gets the dynamic#summing up the entire character with this one
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to be honest i don't think it's accurate to call shane sdv the "i can fix him" character. he fixes himself and you just stand around. what you say to him doesn't even really feel that helpful, and no matter what it is he puts the work into bettering himself. for what it's worth i never romance shane because i can "fix" him. i romance shane because i think it's kind of hot when he's mean. who said that
#'what about haley' her too but i think shes a lesbian so i dont romance her when i play a man#im a little joking but also my first save he was a jackass to me and i was like#oh joke is going to be on you. by winter i will be the most important person in ur life. then you'll be sorry LMFAO#the actual reason i romanced shane is bc he was at the saloon every night when i came back from the mines#in my first playthrough i had maxed out emily and shane before getting like 2 hearts on anyone else#didnt realize there was even a romance or friendship mechanic until year 2 lmaooo
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Ok looked at all the vampire f/f books listed on sappfic.com or whatever and. Thats not a lot comparatively and also I had an idea! Who wants to read the one scene i already wrote for it
#please cant we... cant we just have .... my idea written by someone else and better than i could do it by one million times#i want. to go to bed i guess#sigh.#wont anybody please make vampires actual ceo assholes hello.#that dhampir academy thing came closest first book was pretty homoerotic#read that decades ago (not quite)#my stuff#blagh ignore me i am so so so tired#and i didnt do anything for most of the day i hate this#its actually a series book one is about a zombie apocalypse in europe due to a new bioweapon and a student is on her way home from uni her#train gets bombed she attempts to go home but the zombies get her she is a zombie for a while but wakes up one day#still hungry...but lucid. her senses sharpened and herself more capable of anything. she hears a little girl trapped in a basement and gets#her out. and while travelling back to her hometown keeps her safe. then almost gets killed eating dead people for sustenance gorges on blood#but yhe girl sees her. then she comes across a guy she helps they protect each other and the kid. she keeps moving and moving just hoping#her family might be ok. the guy and her fall in love. theres no news no information why hasnt anyone come to help them how far has it spread#anyway they have sex she infects him he dies. shes mad with grief her family are dead (they arrive). the u.s. army comes in and#and seemingly offer aid but they find out shes undead / immortal they put her through experiments for 20 years (patient zero tests) the girl#is called elise and grows up in the u.s. shes the first sired vampire (she was introduced to the mutated virus at a young enough age and#gradually) and manages to disappear before she follows the fate of her lost adoptive big sister. then the first immortality treatments#come out. but only the richest families can afford them and its somehow carried in the living body. strange rituals. blood becomes something#you can sell at an ok. price. you can become immortal but only through more obvious indentured servitude. TAKES DEEP BREATH#ENTER jess and haley two normal u.s. teenagers no good families in a crumbling education system whose teacher is managing to hold on to#life by his teeth by paying his students for blood because blood banks are now all in hands of oligarchal immortal families and hes been#banned#getting infected generally means death only those families have the medical resources to make it go right#DEEP BREATH.#anyway#personal#and more - jess and haley become blood workers - sell blood for money. very dangerous catering to either criminals or elites or desperates#jess does get infected haley nealy kills herself getting the money to pump her full of drugs so she might survive. jess nearly kills haley a
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… if it is not one thing, it quite literally is always another …
#who designed this ride I wanna get off#the only way out is through the only way out is through#catching strays left and right#except the strays are just normal adult life things I have to think about to live#haley gets personal#how to adult#no longer a guide but a genuine question
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why does my youtube recommended always tend towards videos of people talking about terrible things that they hate. i want to watch people talk about things they like
#if anyone has some favourite longass video essay recommendations about things people actually like i would like them pls#no video is too long for me i watched the quinton reviews beverly hillbillies video all the way through#i prefer long videos tbh anything under 20 minutes gets hard for me to want to click on#i don't like having to go back and forth between my games and youtube A Lot#my fave kinds of video essays are one unhinged guy talking about an obscure/disliked piece of media and why ITS PERFECT. TO ME#i dont like videos where the person is visibly bored/suffering through it cause i can tell they don't wanna be here so neither do i#i love it when a person is just going insane (/pos) over a piece of media tho#i also love the 'girls night gossip session' vibes of some videos#my fave examples of this: mikes mic. haley whipjack. ella d. i love the vibes i love the gossip (about fictional people)
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Bethesda needs to not be cowards and let me romance sarah and andreja. I have TWO hands for TWO girlfriends
#direct from haley#starfield#sarah morgan#andreja#yes i know about the person on reddit who hacked this but IDK if I'll get there fast enough before bethesda patches it#but i have two hands !!!
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Recognizing Tumblr polls' true purpose and making use of it, so I dont have to make the decision. Excluding Elliott and Maru since Ive married the former and want to marry the latter in a future non-Joja 1.6 playthrough (this is my ruthless achievement finishing run). Im still going to be dating the non-winners otherwise to see their cutscenes. Feel free to spill tea as well.👍
#dee does things#stardew valley#this was just going to be a joja run but I remembered having children was An Achievement and I dread the idea of ever having children so#Ill get them over with and have them stay in my joja run c: or do away with them I dunno!#youre free to consider this in multiple ways e.g. who'd be the chillest about it and/or who youd personally do this with etc. etc.#Id actually love to see peoples thoughts on this/the characters in general so...feel free..... 👀#my top contenders would be Alex Sam Sebastian or Haley tbh with no particularly concrete reasons tbh#dont know if post divorce Ill erase memories or something Ill deal with that when I get there.........
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You ever have a nOTP but it's because those who ship it literally have zero or near-zero reading comprehension when it comes to the complexities of character's personalities.
#warhammer#yea its about that one#read Dark Imperium i beg the fandom entire#you cannot understand Guillimans personality in 40k without reading it#and id also throw avenging son in there too#moral of the story only guy haley gets him and no one else at BL/GW
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I'm really glad I branched out with Mina and had her try to romance Emily, because in turn, she wanted to befriend Haley as well just so she could be close to her romantic interest's sister as well. And so now I get to see both their different cutscenes I would normally not go out of my way to see, and they're very sweet.
#Hayley Plays Stardew#I like to imagine her and Haley slowly became best buds since her and Emily started getting close#She's also nice to Clint; even if they were kinda in a 'Chasing the same girl' situation#She doesn't think he's a bad person or anything; sometimes it happens
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More like IF I come back amirite, also stop making me feel guilty, also learn to spell (paralegal? Parallel? ...never mind doesn't parramatta), also like it's my fault she hires 53 accountants that can only do accounting and 1 admin person to send out the tax returns and invoices and

#this whole thing makes me mad#like I'm sorry okay i didn't want this to happen#other people are mad at me too and have to fly to Sydney alone and sit next to strangers at Taylor and#I'm letting down more important people than one little suburban accounting firm#like my parents have to deal with a week where all three of their kids are going through stuff#plus my nana needs stuff as well#and Charlotte needs looking after but she's got her childcare and the other grandparents but still everything's a mess#and then there's my housemate i mean she's okay i hope i didn't infect her and if so thank God i didn't infect her BEFORE taylor#no idk all round it's a pretty shit situation#Sophia have some perspective#oh and Collingwood just lost to norf Melbourne#Angus Brayshaw retired#There are no rules anymore it's all chaos and anarchy and we're living in the unknown#tom Phillips is at Carlton#Trent bianco has disappeared off the side of the earth and his mother has every mystic in the country looking for him#and I'm just alone watching modern family episodes trying to remember how Haley and Andy get together#when he's sitting outside the wedding in a taxi asking Haley if she meant a specific person or just in general#and Haley's crying because she wants him and finds him funny and cute but Alex told her off for having a crush on him and getting involved#fuck Alex#anyway where was i#oh yeah i don't know#discussing IF i come back and not when#wait no#i don't know#I've lost the plot
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