#hanamaki takahiro hcs

[loveephia]

:¨ ·.· ¨: ハイキュー!! you as aoba johsai's beautiful manager . . .

`· . ꔫ . . . inarizaki ver. | nekoma ver.

+ shiratorizawa ver. | fukurodani ver.

⚠ warning/s: none.

-🧍‍♀️

- you signed up because iwaizumi hajime is on the team you needed some team building experience

- and the members were kind to you, of course!!

- maybe maddog didn't like you very much.

- you don't know why, but it's okay.

- you'll grow on him one day!!

- sadly, that day is just not today. 😔

- oikawa thought you were a fan of his

- which is not true

- like.

- at all.

- if anything, you were more of a fan of iwaizumi, but moving on

- word got out that you were their manager, and you SWEAR that oikawa's fangirls are plotting something.

- oikawa treated you the same as he does with every other girl, maybe the occasional flirty statement here & there

- but like

- NO.

- YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS!!!!!

- yahaba tried HIS shot on flirting with you using the good ol' toss-and-run, aka the same thing he tried to do with yachi

- you quickly shut him down by running away, absolutely mortified by the expression on his face.

- NO BC SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS

- bro's rizz came right outta aot 😭😭😭

- just avoid him like the plague, and you'll be fine

- kunimi is one of the more calmer boys, so you /may/ have unintentionally favored him

- like, you'd refill his water bottle first, you'd fetch his towel first, etc.

- kindaichi gets the job done, but he tends to get lost in his own thoughts

- matsukawa and hanamakki are pretty chill as well,, a joke about oikawa every now and then makes you laugh

- and iwaizumi

- wow, where do you even start

- wou don't know WHY oikawa is the one with a bunch of fans, when his hunk of a best friend is right there

- but it's okay. less competition, am i right lass.

- you do not hide your liking towards iwaizumi.

- "iwaizumi is so cool!" you say with hearts, visibly forming on your eyes

- "are you aware that you're talking to yourself?" kunimi asks with a stoic face

- "very aware."

- iwaizumi messes up his spikes every now and then because he feels you watching him

- YOU'RE JUST. THAT. PRETTY. 😭😭

- he gets all shy whenever you hand him his things because he can see flowers and sparkles all around your face

- "..thanks, y/n."

- "you're welcome, iwa!"

- PARDON??

- WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM.

- "o- oh—! sorry for calling you that. i heard oikawa say it, and well.." you sheepishly apologized. you truly didn't mean it. it completely flew over your head that this was just your first day as their manager.

- "no, it's okay. it was cute." iwaizumi puts a halt to his step.

- ok

- wgat ☺️

- so here you two are, a blushing mess, while the third years watch

- "i bet the entire team some ramen that iwaizumi is the first to get married between him and oikawa." hanamaki says.

- "deal." matsukawa accepts

- "you two are so annoying..!" oikawa cries out

- maybe maddog will grow more accustomed to your presence if you'll be iwaizumi's future wife :p

© lowercase intended | loveephia

[rinsoap]

the big seijoh four’s instagram !!?

✿²˖ ࣪ ➣ includes : oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, matsukawa issei + hanamaki takahiro.

note : HAPPY NEW YEARS U GET THIS LOL an anon asked me if i could make more and i wouldve replied but i already made this draft and this was a bitch to load 👎 so here u go anon ily 🫶🏽

oikawa tooru.

iwaizumi hajime.

matsukawa issei.

hanamaki takahiro.

[sixosix]

could you do haikyuu dad headcannons 🥺

just thinking about timeskip haikyuu boys being a dad it’s so cute shhdvfhfv 😭😭💕

ft hanamaki, sawamura, sugawara, fluff, and gn!reader

a/n BABYY I GOT YOUU when i saw this i dropped everything to write it so it’s probably why i got it done too fast ahshah (//▽//)

hanamaki takahiro

he’s srsly so cute as a dad. not a biased opinion at all.

when you told him about a kid, he didn’t rest until he ensured sharp corners, plugs, and everything not-suited-for-babies are safe and covered. he always fretted over you like you’re the infant. and he makes sure to rub it on his friends’ faces that yeah i have a fucking kid.

once the baby is born, he announced with a very serious face, “i'd rip the heavens, purge hell and heaven, tear down mountains and the world apart for you. say the word and i shall lay down my life for you.” the baby only coos and giggles at him.

his child is his best friend, no questions asked.

he’s a playful one, always keeping his kid entertained. it makes his day when your baby laughs, so he does his best to make sure that they’re always happy. chances are, the baby will grow up spoiled. and possibly a papa’s boy.

sawamura daichi (you know why he’s here)

he’s literally not called the team’s dad for no reason. everything about him screams Dad. daichi, even before he knew he’s becoming a dad, has always been attentive to his s/o’s needs. he’s extremely observant and can tell when you need something or want something else; because of this, he’s very caring.

and very protective. somehow always has an arm around your waist or over your shoulders. and because he has an intimidating build, you feel pretty safe knowing no creep would bother you. because you’d rather not sucker punch someone while you have a child.

now here’s the funny part.

daichi, who has had years and years of experience taking care of teenage boys who don’t know how to take care of themselves, has a daughter. daichi, who has pretty much only been surrounded by boys, has a child who is born a girl. and he expresses this with a quiet “oh fuck” when you announced it to him.

of course, he barely has experience with little girls. his sisters are a menace, so he feared this one would be, too. but he tries his best, promise. sometimes, when he has that rare chance of day offs but you’re not there, he calls suga for help. suga always laughs at his face so he stopped calling.

who knew sawamura i-will-whip-your-ass-if-you-don’t-listen-to-me daichi can be such a sweetheart to little girls? not even him, apparently. maybe it’s just because it’s his daughter.

sugawara koushi

he’s the best, no questions asked. you literally know why he’d be the best, it’s literally part of his nature and his job.

he acts more like a mom than you all the time. frets over his child/ren and cries like a baby when they achieve a milestone. like, burping, or something. or making a friend. he even recorded the one moment the baby tackled you on the bed and cheered.

koushi dedicates a lot of his time to hang out with his kid, but never once has he become overbearing. you suppose he just really, really hates the idea of being distant to his family. after all, he’s your best friend as much as he’s your husband. and it’s really sweet.

he’s always mentioned how much he loves the idea of having kids. sometimes, he tells you how happy it is for it to come true.

if that didn’t make you marry him before, it sure as hell will make you propose on the spot rn.

[juicyjuicy05]

I feel like if Hanamaki and Matsukawa moved in together they’d call themselves the “co-owners of the apartment”

[revols-headcanons]

aoba johsai pet headcanons

oikawa literally begged his parents for a pet bird when he was in middle school, even though he’s rarely home to take care of it (his parents take care of it). the bird is called tweety and oikawa’s private snapchat story (tooru’s hoes; has all of aoba johsei’s team and many of his volleyball rivals) has tons of videos of him making fake retro/beatboxing/2016 youtube channel intro noises while spinning his phone around his bird. the birds like “…🧍🐥🐦🦜 what is this giant creature doing.”

iwaizumi had a bulldog who he defends with the world. the dog will literally try to eat oikawa, forcing that poor man to climb a tree while screaming, and iwaizumi will be like “oh he don’t bite. he’s chill don’t worry.” the worst part is that the bulldog loves everyone else on the team but hates oikawa. oikawa uses it as a sign that either he’s too sexy for every being on the planet that the universe sent him a mere pet in spite of him or that aliens are real and sent this demon dog as a way to lure him away.

matsukawa has three pet fish; one for himself and the other two for his siblings. their names are, respectively; titty, princess sparkles, and sharknado. he’s disappointed that his siblings didn’t get the memo. he often spends his time wrestling with iwaizumi’s dog because of this. whenever the others brag about their adorable pets, he says ‘well at least i have a clean car that I can drive’ to shut them up. iwaizumi and hanamaki always respond with ‘well fair enough’ while oikawa glitches out of existence like ‘we- you can’t just- that’s not fai- i have volleyball!’

hanamaki has an orange cat that never gives him a break. the cat will hide inside the couch until hanamaki’s mid-breakdown searching for it while thinking it died or ran away. the cat has purposely shat on his laptop multiple times. his teachers are tired of the excuse ‘my cat destroyed my homework/laptop, so I didn’t finish the work’ but it’s always true. the cat has also clawed up $200 shoes before. hanamaki’s private snapchat story (‘satan’s furry little shitbag’) where it’s just him recording what his cat has done with the caption of ‘orange cat tings’ or ‘bruh ur scaring da hoes’ or something similar.

kyoutani has two dogs (as previously mentioned), and they’re both the sweetest pets in the world. he unexpectedly gets hit on a lot because he looks less threatening with two happy dogs dragging him along, and he has to awkwardly reject people while trying to play fetch with his dogs. multiples times he’s sat down in front of his dogs like ‘listen here guys. you are actively destroying my reputation. i need you to be mean, cold hearted, and ruthless from now on, okay?” and the dogs will just have these dumb, happy looks on their face while panting, and then lick his face. he responds by sighing and then cuddle/wrestling his dogs because they are the most important thing to him.

watari has an elaborate hamster set up for his four hamsters. it takes up a whole wall of his bedroom and there’s this whole wheel and upwards maze for them. he’s incredibly precise when he cleans the cage and feeds them. he brags about it often, and makes sure he has a hamster on his head or in his lap whenever he video calls someone. their names are turbo, milk, porkchop, and sticky. he let a random english word generator name them and then didn’t put any extra thought into it.

yahaba has that crusty white dog that’s prim and proper. he regularly washes it and feeds it, even though he’s upset that his dog started to hate him after he dyed his hair. he’s been like ‘even though my hair isn’t white, i’m still me! don’t hate me now!’ whenever he has to wash his dog. his dog also has separation anxiety so yahaba wakes up most mornings with his dogs ass in his face became the dog refuses to sleep anywhere that isn’t touching her owner (even after yahaba spent the money and put the effort into making a literally royalty passage/mini bedroom for his dog to sleep comfortably (yahaba now just throws his shoes onto it because he’s accepted that his dog will never sleep on it)).

kindaichi has no pets so he often visits this giant aquarium near his house. he’s gone so often that, more often than not, they let him in for free because they know all he’s going to do is stare at the dolphins for an hour and then try to over compensation financially for it. he’s gone so frequently that he’s been allowed to meet the dolphins in person and pet them. the dolphins adore him because his hairstyle reminds them of their fin. the employees see how sad he gets when he sits by the dolphins, so they started actively tutoring him on how to take care of them, in hopes that he’ll work a part time job there.

kunimi also has no pets, but he’s fine with that because he hates doing any form of work and also hates messes. though he does appreciate sitting in parks and watching squirrels run around because it brings him peace. he started internally naming all of them after his teammates after a while. out of the team, he favors yahabas crusty white dog the most because the dog loves attention and is fluffy, though he would never admit that out loud.

[roobgumball95]

OKAY so for iwaizumi’s bday i decided to just share some headcanons bc yeah. ok anyway

-he used to sleep with a stuffed dinosaur. he’s not really sentimental so he didn’t even blink when he stopped sleeping with it at age ten (oikawa cried for hours)

-he used to (BRIEFLY) have a crush on oikawa’s older sister (listen i don’t make the rules i just work here)

-one time oikawa fell on his face and chipped his tooth and called iwa in hysterics and iwa dropped everything to go get him and to this day he will deny he was even mildly concerned

-oikawa’s older sister used to sit him and oik both down and do makeup on them. iwa hated it but he liked the mascara (except when it got in his eyes. oikawa’s sister was a little eager with that wand)

-hes a legs man. aren’t we all

-hes has the same haircut since conception and has never even considered having a different one. he’s put gel in it maybe once. maybe

-this man washes his face with bar soap. sorry. post time skip iwa uses moisturizer but that’s it

-iwa doesn’t cry very often but when he does, it’s usually happy tears. except after your lie in april. those were not happy tears

-iwa fucking loves jurassic park (AND THE NEW ONE COINCIDENTALLY COMES OUT TODAY, ACTUALLY. anyway)

-iwa will never back down from a dare. oikawa has banned makki and mattsun from daring him to do anything anymore after the garbage eating incident

-EYEBROW SLIT IWA EYEBROW SLIT IWA EYEBROW SLIT IWA EYEBROW SLIT IWA EYEBR 

-he calls snapchat “snap gram… or whatever it is”. he’s so damn old

-he always comments stupid shit on oikawa’s ig posts (examples: “slayyyy😍😍😍” “omg YOU ATE”). he will, however, occasionally drop an unintentionally intense one liner (examples: “i love you more than anything” “i’m so lucky). his comments are always pinned

-doesn’t know how to use spotify, doesn’t want to learn. 

-good at cooking, bad at baking

-very bad at put stickers on things. he can never get them level

[ordophilosophicus]

[keijislvr]

random third year!seijoh hcs

cw: swearing and that's it i think, there's lots of cuteness and fluff bc i love them sm my simp definitely shows through <3

makki is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns. they were a nervous to tell the team, but mattsun had convinced them at worst, there could be some confusion or curiosity, but none of it would come from a bad place, and so they went ahead and dropped it into conversation amongst the usual chatter in the locker room. much to their delight nothing changed it was never going to anyways, but you can’t blame the baby for having their worries other than the use of pronouns, of course.

what takahiro doesn’t know is that oikawa, who had pre-empted this months in advance of actually being told, had been sending links of articles, videos and even tiktoks about gender identity, different pronouns and being non-binary to each team member separately excluding makki ofc pretending he thought they’d “be really interested in this thing i read/watched earlier!”

its a lie. of course its a lie. tooru just doesn’t want people hassling his best friend with questions about things that can easily be googled, especially since makki gets overwhelmed easily. plus he could tell it had been weighing on their mind a lot. he knows. he just DOES BECAUSE OIKAWA TOORU IS GREAT AND OBSERVANT FRIEND WHO ISN’T SELF OBSESSED OKAY AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL BECAUSE IM SO TIRED OF HIM BEING SEEN AS THIS SELFISH LITTLE BRAT HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS LOVES THEM I TELL YOU AND— tooru knows before hiro tells him, he just pretends he doesn’t

i’m telling you, iwa is probably the one that’s actually the most dense when it comes to these things...hell the boy didn’t even know issei was bi, which is strange considering he literally wears a heart-shaped ring with the flag colours on it. and has matching hair clips which he wears on his jean pockets. and a graphic tee with obnoxiously bright lettering spelling out “just passing bi ;)”

okay so maybe hajime is a little bit oblivious

which somehow brings me onto my next point!!! contrary to common belief, these babies are actually very intelligent, not only in terms of volleyball but also in their academics. and i mean all four of them, not just iwa! every! single! one! 

each of them has a particular subject they excel in and they essentially, you know . share the brain cells . but in a smart way 

(don’t get me wrong, they’re school smart and volleyball smart, but they lack logic and any semblance of regret. it leads to chaos and way too many detentions.)

tooru adores literature and history and probably spends his spare time reciting dramatic monologues in his mirror. also can and will talk your ear off about the different literary movements and how they reflect events in history. wears his glasses so he can pretend to be an expert, chatting away about his field of work fucking nerd lmao

mattsun is a chemistry and physics whizz but for the life of him cannot understand biology because “tHERE’S TOO MANY BODY PARTS I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUTTTT”

he’s just lucky that hanamaki is an ace at bio and could probably memorise an anatomy chart with just one look :o

speaking of makki, their second best subject is defo art and art history! something about them just screams knowledgeable about painting techniques okay, like you’re telling me this lil baby wouldn't be walking around an art gallery spouting out random facts about artists??? because if so, you’re wrong ;)

it’s shocking when you first get to know them but later on it kinda just . makes sense

and then iwa! iwa has the seijoh 4 covered on the maths and languages part (okay but just imagine him picking up different languages easily??? hot. oiks is jealous, especially when haji sounds more fluent than him in spanish post timeskip haha

they regularly have study dates . 

tooru loves making it aesthetic 

seriously, you’d think he had a fairy light addiction or smthn

it usually ends with them getting distracted and having debates about things completely off topic 

“tHE MIDDLE OF JAFFA CAKES IS NOT MARMALADE YOU H E A T H E N WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!?!?!???”

“WHAT IS IT THEN . HUH WHAT IS IWA-CHAN????? SINCE YOU’RE SUCH AN EXPERT IN THE FIELD—”

“ORANGE . JELLY . WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE!?”

“ITS NOT JELLY DUMBASS, JELLY WIGGLES! DOES THE MIDDLE OF A JAFFA CAKE WIGGLE???? NO, NO THE FUCK IT DOESN—”

“i thought it was lemon flavoured?”

“.......” “what!?”

“m-makki, bane of my existence and object of all my desires, my soulmate, the love of my life, definitely in that order—”

“ORANGE HIRO???? THE MIDDLE IS LITERALLY THE COLOUR ORANGE????”

“but....but you cant see the middle? so why the fuck would i—why are you looking at me like that!?”

“YOU EAT IT ALL IN ONE???”

“YOU DON'T!?”

“I PEEL THE CHOCOLATE OFF, EAT THE CAKE BIT AND THEN EAT THE MIDDLE LIKE ANY SANE PERSON WTF”

and so another debate begins can u tell i’ve had this exact debate with my friends

on a completely unrelated note because i can’t concentrate for the life of me

seijoh 4 going thrifting!!!! getting boba!!!!! and sushi!!!!! and just enjoying themselves because they’re precious and deserve it :(

iwa dragging the other three around the vintage clothing shops to look at the cool sweatshirts they have

mattsun having a little collection of thrifted trinkets (his fav is a tiny porcelain elephant that oikawa picked out! he has it on his window sill! if anyone breaks it he will cry!)

TOORU IS THE TYPE TO BUY THINGS THAT REMIND HIM OF HIS FRIENDS AND RANDOMLY GIVE THEM GIFTS!!!!!!!

makki always manages to get the best jewelry at thrift shops, they’re like a magpie they see smthn shiny and.....oh...yeah, you’ve lost them

iwa: hey hiro, what d’ya think about this vase?

makki: *sees a sparkly ring*

iwa: didn’t your mum say she wanted—

makki: *fuckin naruto runs their ass over to the shiny stuff*

iwa:.......or not

mattsun wears crop tops you can’t change my mind

his style is very masc, lots of leather, silver accessories and dark colour pallets so he tends to go with a nice white or cream coloured tank top that shows of his lil tummy :)

issei bellybutton piercing petition???

the others have to beg him to wear y’know. actual colours every now and again

other than the just passing bi top (and the vb kit obvs) he really sticks to black, white and grey

hanamaki also sticks fast to their aesthetic ;) which is really just the colour brown LMAO

likes soft materials! big knit jumpers and looser jeans are also definitely a staple, probably coupled with gold jewelry (i think it would look pretty with their hair akahwbw)

has these really beaten up grey white converse that they refuse to let go of until they literally have like 5 holes in them and the other three buy them a new pair for their birthday

OMG SPEAKIMG OF SHOES

ONE TIME OIKAWA WAS FUCKING AROUKD WITH THE ZIPPER ON HAJIME’S DOCS AND IT KABWHW FUCKING BROKE

LIKE THEYBWERE ON A TRAIN AND HE DEADASS BROKE HIS SHOE

IWA WENT THROUGH ALL THE STAGES OF GRIEF

OIKAWA WAS DESPERATELY TRYIGN TO YOUTUBE QUICK FIXES

MEANWHILE HIRO AND ISSEI ARE BUSTING THEIR LUNGS IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE HOW IS IWA GONNA WALK AROUND TOKYO WITH ONLY ONE FUNCTIONING SHOE

poor iwaizumi

he got his shoe fixed

.......2 months later

BUT tooru payed financially and physically and that’s the main thing

yes so iwa swings between aesthetics tbh, he’s a it just depends on the day type of guy

usually dons casual clothes though if they’re not going out, big shirts and loose sweats or gym shorts are his thing

he has mattsun’s hoodie from nearly 2 years ago and refuses to give it back

coincidentally, the only time mattsun wants to wear the hoodie is when iwa has it on

true best friend behaviour

honestly with oikawa i’d say he’s pretty casual too! practically loves in his seijoh jersey (wanna bet that he doesn’t wash it all too often?)

he likes the preppy style too, especially with his glasses and all </3

nerdy tooru with his little glasses, studying his pretty head off has my fucking HEART LIKE GODDAMN IT THIS BOY IS SO CUTE

they’re all just babies i love them :3

makki painting their nails!! even better, oikawa painting makki’s nails!! since he has the steadiest hands and all!!

“ohhh makki what colour are you going for today?”

“hm, they’re going for red—”

“oOPS—SORRY HIRO, GOTTA GO, ASK ISSEI TO FINISH YOUR LEFT HAND FOR YOU—AHHHHHHHHH NOT MY NOSE—”

“rED LIKE THE COLOUR OF YOUR BLOOD ON MY FIST SHITTYKAWA!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SEND MADOG MY BABY PICTURES!!!!!”

one day . their homeroom teacher wants one normal day .

they initially were in different homerooms, but after discovering that it’s literally impossible to keep them apart, even if you put them on different sides of the school, their teachers quickly signed their transfer slips

i’d say one factor for that was when matsukawa suddenly popped up behind tooru 45 minutes into the class

no one knows how he got there

or why he was there

not even tooru

but they did know what happened next

cheeto dust . cheeto dust flew

EVERYWHERE

that's right dear readers, this 6 ft something, muscle man at the age of 18 IS FUCKING INCAPABLE OF OPENING A BAG OF CRISPS PROPERLY

OIKAWA PRETENDED NOT TO KNOW HIM LMAOOOO

(and issei sulked because of it. he had to be bought boba just so he would stop whining about how mean everyone is.)

((what i mean by that is, hanamaki all but shoved the drink down his throat to shut him up))

oh they have cuddle nights :o

usually they're round iwa’s house, because he has two spare blow up beds!! they just push them together and try and squeeze in together

it never works

never

and it's always poor tooru that suffers haha

he always gets put on the edge because he’s the best at dealing with horror movies (why they insist on have scary movie marathons despite being C O W A R D S is besides me) which means he has to balance himself on the corner of the futon because eVERYONE ELSE TAKES UP SM ROOM

makki (the resident wimp) always claims iwa as a cuddle partner aka has hajime as a sacrifice if the occasion calls for it and curls into his chest like a lil b a b ie but they both still take up quite a lot of room, being tall ass vb players and all

(hiro drools on iwa’s godzilla shirt every time. and gets smacked every time. they claim its worth it though)

and mattsun is just inconvenient with his long limbs and stUPID HABIT OF SLEEPING IN A STARFISH POSITION

HE ALWAYS WACKS OIKS IN THE FACE

#ENDTHECAPTAIN'SSUFFERING

their parents defo have multiple pictures of said cuddle sessions because they’re never above teasing their lil babies <33 “you may be eighteen, but you’ll always be our little cuties!”

omg i bet issei is a really good baker :o

imagine him with a frilly apron ugh that's so sexy of him tbh

he definitely presses flowers too :) OH IF HE GOES ON A DATE AND THEY GIVE HIM FLOWERS HE PRESSES THE PETALS AND KEEPS THEM IN THE BACK OF HIS PHONE CASE OR SMTHN :((

speaking of phone cases, iwaizumi definitely has to have one of those military grade protection cases because he drops his phone so much

takahiro has one covered in random stickers and doddles they drew on with permanent marker

tooru has a clear one with a polaroid of all of them together ++ his id card behind it because you never know when you’ll need it

he also has one of those beaded phone chains that mattsun gave him for his birthday :)

really they all just treasure the gifts they get each other akajwhw

they’re so cute <333

i love them, they love each other, i better stop with these hcs or i’ll go on forever aAA

[kindaichiyu]

hanamaki takahiro, pop punk legend

[silverflqmes]

໒⦂ 𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. seijoh hcs if they were on the road together!

genre. crack

ft. tooru oikawa, issei matsukawa, takahiro hanamaki, hajime iwaizumi

gender neutral! reader. ( not rlly mentioned tho )

     ➫    𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔   𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨   ୨୧   ˎˊ˗

⌗ alright alright, he WANTED to drive.. but the vote went towards iwaizumi, and to double check they did rock paper scissors ( iwaizumi still won )

⌗ tooru was petty for the first thirty minutes, i mean it’s his car???

⌗ but eventually thought it was for the better! let him be on light duty while his subjects- i mean ahem, teammates, manage the car situation.

⌗ he does however, have control of the radio and has already plugged in his phone ( there goes one outlet ) to play spotify!

⌗ everyone complained at first but tooru’s music taste ate and left not crumbs because everyone was singing. even kyotani was nodding his head to some songs.

⌗ position wise, tooru is well, obviously in the passenger’s seat. what’s annoying is how far back he has his seat😐 and watari is like right behind him BUT SAYS NOTHING.

⌗ if the road trip is long, tooru however, will step in as a backup driver because poor poor iwa-chan gets so sleepy at night from having a NORMAL sleep schedule!! ( tooru doesn’t, this is why he has this job.. )

    ➫ 𝓜𝗔𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔   𝓘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗜   ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ dude him and makki are ALL the way in the back in the makeshift seats in the trunk because they are menaces and were banned from being close to the front.

⌗ jokes on them, they can pull pranks from the back — like yk that thing where they pull the string and the headrest drops, yeah. he pulled it and makki pulled the other NUMEROUS TIMES. free the second and first years.

⌗ brought all the snacks and is gatekeeping them with whoever is closest to him ( makki, kyoken and kindaichi )

⌗ ROAD GAMES!! and songs or whatever ft his besti ( and totally not boyfriend ), makki

⌗ brings almost half his bedding with him to be comfortable where he’s sitting ( so real of you mattsun ) and if you’re not oikawa, he MIGHT share lol

⌗ honestly sleeps for a good bit of the ride, just feel like he would lol especially with the pillows and blankets.

⌗ reverse, some of the boys fall asleep on him bc he’s the tallest so there’s more of him to go around LMAO he’s just stuck between makki and kindaichi

    ➫ 𝓗𝗔𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗜   𝓣𝗔𝗞𝗔𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗢   ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ matsukawa’s second half✌️🤟🤙🤝🤞

⌗ yeah he’s in the very back too causing chaos yk the usual ( annoying the shit out of hajime and tooru because they are the real parents uncles of the team )

⌗ he brought a load of pastries tbh but the minute they ran out he got a little delulu and thought yahaba ( who sat in front of him ) was a cream puff, and was ready to pounce LMAO

⌗ mattsun held him back from doing so, thankfully — seijoh needed its back up setter, pinch and future captain in case iwaizumi finally lost his patience and put oikawa out of commission.. or because oikawa has to graduate and go be a girlboss in the big leagues!!! so hot of him- ahem anyway

⌗ dude him, kawa and mattsun are that one meme where they’re like “DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT, EVERYBODY, FEELING WARM AND BRIGHT” in the worst tone ever while iwa is just questioning his life choices

⌗ “are we there yet” every few minutes — iwaizumi literally pulls over at some point to get in the back seat and tape his mouth😭 bro was absolutely done oml

⌗ he brought a stack of cards only for them to be pokemon cards LIKE HOW DO YOU GET THAT WRONG- ( they played, anyway )

➫ 𝓘𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗜 𝓗𝗔𝗝𝗜𝗠𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ the driver ( mother ) lol

⌗ free iwaizumi he is tired and has a severe headache from these buffoons and he swears blood will be shed if SOMEBODY dares to ask AGAIN for another rest stop or if they’re there yet.

⌗ he’s got a stash of yellow red bull in a compartment for himself in case he needs to take the night shift on the road — tooru insists that no one drives but him ( unless iwa finally throws in the towel and he drives )

⌗ in terms of driving tho he’s pretty smooth, goes at a reasonable speed and is fairly calm in terms of IDIOTS on the road — but he has his moments occasionally where he gets annoyed

⌗ probably has the super specific thing he wants to see that convinced him to go on this road trip and see it through to the end ( it’s something godzilla related i bet )

⌗ usually likes to snack while he’s driving, helps keep him awake — but since he doesn’t wanna get the steering wheel dirty, he has cherries his mom pack him LMAO ( “share with the others!!” and he gatekeeps )

⌗ packed a volleyball in the trunk and portable beach volleyball set up

notes. i was gonna do all the boys originally but it became time consuming and well.. i ran out of ideas LMAO hope it was still decent<3

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[rintarousgirl]

masterlist ✩

HAIKYUU --

general works ↓

✩ haikyuu smau au pt. 1

Suna Rintarou ↓

✩ i wanna be yours - half smau/half written au

✩ first time boyfriend suna hcs

Akaashi Keiji ↓

✩ cheshire cat smile - ballet au drabble

Matsukawa Issei ↓

✩ dating matsukawa issei is like…

Miya Atsumu ↓

✩ - kiss me better, baby (pt. 1)

✩ - kiss me better, baby (pt.2)

Hanamaki Takahiro ↓

✩ - haunting me - smau series

JUJUTSU KAISEN —

Inumaki Toge ↓

✩ - being my addiction

✩ - boyf. texts

Gojo Satoru ↓

✩ - jjk characters as ts songs

Getou Suguru ↓

✩ - jjk characters as ts songs

Toji Fushiguro ↓

✩ - jjk characters as ts songs

Nanami Kento ↓

✩ - jjk characters as ts songs

Shoko Ieri ↓

✩ - jjk characters as ts songs

[rinsoap]

˚ ༘ ♡⋆｡˚ ﾐ the big seijoh four's favourite artists!

✿²˖ ࣪ ➣ includes : oikawa tooru, iwaizumi hajime, matsukawa issei + hanamaki takahiro

note : sorry ive been inactive as hell w actual hcs or like. real works LMAOO i have been #depressed and #unmotivated LoL! anyways pls tell me u can see suna's influence on iwaizumi i hc that they r friends <33

oikawa tooru :

!!? KALI UCHIS STAN NEVER SPEAK 2 ME AGAIN. he LOVESSS her he is completely convinced isolation was specifically made to cater to him and his exact music taste delusional king fr!! and he gatekeeps her SO HARD like babes as much as i would like to be her top listener too, the 21,158,866 monthly listeners seem like they might be hard to beat 🤔

his favourite songs by kali uchis are :

tyrant - ft. jorgia smith on the isolation album.

i wish you roses (single).

loner on the por vida album.

!!? this artist is not a guilty pleasure no matter how many times he says he's sooo embarrassed he likes carly rae jepson. "omg stop don't tell people i like her that's humiliating omg stop i don't want people to know!!!!!!" he is a LIAR. he will publicly scream every single lyric to every single song she makes, IN FACT he will shamefully make tiktoks on public buses and shit, lip syncing to her songs on full volume (or at least he would if literally all of seijoh didn't tell him to shut the fuck up LMAO)

his favourite songs by carly rae jepson are :

call me maybe on the kiss album.

boy problems on the E•MO•TION album.

felt this way on the dedicated side b album.

!!? —✩⌗ HONORABLE SONG MENTIONS : good days by SZA. heart to heart by mac de marco. oh no! by marina and the diamonds. conceited by flo milli.

iwaizumi hajime :

!!? UGH ANOTHER AMAZING PERFECT TYLER THE CREATOR STAN. OOH I WANNA KISS ALL TYLER FANS ON THE HEAD I FREQUENTLY MAKE OUT W EVERY TYLER FAN EVER!! he's a very loyal listener, he knew him on vine bro like i said in pt 1, he introduced him to suna (while suna takes all the credit lol) he might even have a slight... fixation.. one might call it a.... crush.... but he will never admit it his ego is too big!!

his favourite songs by tyler the creator are :

A BOY IS A GUN on the IGOR album.

garden shed - ft. estelle on the flower boy album.

SWEET / I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE - ft. brent faiyaz and fana hues on the CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST album.

!!? is it controversial to say he fucks w ice spice.. almost a little too much... he knows all the lyrics to munch which is def something he has in common with oikawa's music taste!!! like at this point they're like pavlov's dog, they are absolutely salivating every single time they hear "stop playin with em riot!"

his favourite songs by ice spice are :

bikini bottom (single).

princess diana on the like..? EP.

in ha mood (single).

!!?—✩⌗ HONORABLE SONG MENTIONS : she likes another boy by oscar lang. attention by new jeans. just a stranger by kali uchis and steve lacy. NASA by ariana grande.

matsukawa issei :

!!? unlike iwaizumi, he will admit his huge crush on brent faiyaz with his ENTIRE CHEST. brent faiyaz his love, his one and only (i am projecting!) <3 most of the content he consumes is brent faiyaz related tbh the algorithm knows him too well and before you ask the burning question on your mind, YES he did almost start a stan twitter in year one!!! makki will never let him live it down as if he didn't ACTUALLY start one for bruno mars..

his favourite songs by brent faiyaz are :

ADDICTIONS on the WASTELAND album.

what you heard (single) by sonder - technically still brent faiyaz.

talk 2 u on the sonder son album.

!!? he really should be ashamed he likes drake tbh. he physically could not compell himself to show anybody his spotify wrapped because almost all drake songs were in his top played. please never ever speak to him about the time he genuinely ugly cried to one dance. he will never elaborate and will probably go and sob to god's plan next.

his favourite songs by drake are :

way 2 sexy - ft. future and young thug on the certified lover boy album.

9 on the views album.

circo loco on the her loss album.

!!?—✩⌗ HONORABLE SONG MENTIONS : love is only a feeling by joey bada$$. small worlds by mac miller. awkward by SZA. finesse (remix) by bruno mars and cardi b.

hanamaki takahiro :

!!? ACTIVELY PUSHING THE MAKKI BRUNO MARS AGENDA!! fuck an evening with silk sonic he wants an evening with bruno 😭 all he is doing every day all day is praying bruno gets his heart broken again so he can drop another DELECTIBLE album!!!!! also him and iwa like to say that since makki is puerto rican and iwa is filipino, together they make one bruno mars <333 (this is a hc dont take it too srsly lol)

his favourite songs by bruno mars are :

that's what i like on the 24k magic album.

treasure on the unorthodox jukebox album.

after last night (with thunder cats & bootsy collins) on the an evening with silk sonic album.

!!? he is a dork and i am a dork soooo i'm gonna have to say he is a the living tombstone stan.... oikawa will go on full rants about how cringey 2020 was and how weird that video game animatronic type music is and he'll look over at makki and see the single tear roll down his face as he says he has no idea the music genre he's talking about 😭

his favourite songs by the living tombstone are :

my ordinary life (single).

drunk on the zero_one album.

jump up, super star! (single).

!!?—✩⌗ HONORABLE SONG MENTIONS : new person, same old mistakes by tame impala. your teeth in my neck by kali uchis. join us for a bite by JT music. ORANGE SODA by baby keem.

[hqrarepairtournament]

The Polyam Tournament is going to start in a few days! I've decided to run these polls for a week like I did for the previous tournament.

Round 1A will start on Tuesday, July 23rd and end Tuesday, August 1st. No specific time, I'm going to post them throughout the day.

Round 1B will start on Thursday, July 27th and end Thursday, August 3rd.

Propaganda (art, writing, hcs, etc) is allowed and encouraged. You can either send asks here or tag me in the post and I'll reblog it here! Just a note, I won't answer or reblog anything bashing other ships.

Round 1A

IwaOiMatsuHana (Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru/Matsukawa Issei/Hanamaki Takahiro) VS UshiShiraTen (Ushijima Wakatoshi/Shirabu Kenjirou/Tendou Satori)

BoKuroDai (Bokuto Koutarou/Kuroo Tetsurou/Sawamura Daichi) VS EnnoKinoNari (Ennoshita Chikara/Kinoshita Hisashi/Narita Kazuhito)

BokuAkaKuroTsuki (Bokuto Koutarou/Akaashi Keiji/Kuroo Tetsurou/Tsukishima Kei) VS AtsuOiHina (Miya Atsumu/Oikawa Tooru/Hinata Shouyou)

SunaOsaKumo (Suna Rintarou/Miya Osamu/Komori Motoya) VS EnnoTanaKiyo (Ennoshita Chikara/Tanaka Ryuunosuke/Shimizu Kiyoko)

AsaDaiSuga (Azumane Asahi/Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi) VS KuroYakuKai (Kuroo Tetsurou/Yaku Morisuke/Nobuyuki Kai)

KanoRunaYachi (Amanai Kanoka/Kuribayashi Runa/Yachi Hitoka) VS FukuToraKen (Fukunaga Shouhei/Yamamoto Taketora/Kozume Kenma)

AtsuAranKita (Miya Atsumu/Ojiro Aran/Kita Shinsuke) VS KawaSemiShira (Kawanishi Taichi/Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou)

UshiIwaOi (Ushijima Wakatoshi/Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru) VS KageKuniTsukki (Kageyama Tobio/Kunimi Akira/Tsukishima Kei)

Round 1B

BokuAkaSunaOsa (Bokuto Koutarou/Akaashi Keiji/Suna Rintarou/Miya Osamu) VS MiwaSaeLisaAkiTen (Kageyama Miwa/Tanaka Saeko/Haiba Alisa/Tsukishima Akiteru/Udai Tenma)

KinKuniKage (Kindaichi Yuutarou/Kunimi Akira/Kageyama Tobio) VS AtsuKenHina (Miya Atsumu/Kozume Kenma/Hinata Shouyou)

KuroMikaShou (Kuroo Tetsurou/Yamaka Mika/Daishou Suguru) VS ShibaLevTsukki (Shibayama Yuuki/Haiba Lev/Tsukishima Kei)

IwaOiSuga (Iwaizumi Hajime/OIkawa Tooru/Sugawara Koushi) VS LevKenHina (Haiba Lev/Kozume Kenma/Hinata Shouyou)

TsukkiYamaKageHina (Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi/Kageyama Tobio/Hinata Shouyou) VS EnnoFutaYahaShira (Ennoshita Chikara/Futakuchi Kenji/Yahaba Shigeru/Shirabu Kenjirou)

KyouWataHaba (Kyoutani Kentarou/Watari Shinji/Yahaba Shigeru) VS SakuAtsuIwaOi (Sakusa Kiyoomi/Miya Atsumu/Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru)

KuroDaiSuga (Kuroo Tetsurou/Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi) VS TanaKiyoKanoYachi (Tanaka Ryuunosuke/Shimizu Kiyoko/Amanai Kanoka/Yachi Hitoka)

BokuAkaKuroKen (Bokuto Koutarou/Akaashi Keiji/Kuroo Tetsurou/Kozume Kenma) VS IkeDaiYui (Ikejiri Hayato/Sawamura Daichi/Michimiya Yui)

[eeclare]

Haikyuu Fic Master List pt. 2

Part 1 is just FULL of IwaOi so if that’s what you’re looking for click here

Part 3 is KuroKen and AsaNoya. If you’re interested, click here

We started off strong with part 1, and while there may not be as many for future pairings that I will rec for, trust that there will be a lot.

Hanamaki Takahiro x Matsukawa Issei

Kiss Cam (Pull Me In)

Word count: 4,327

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed

Summary: they sit together in the stands and watch the argentina vs japan match and curse everyone who didnt introduce them earlier because holy fuck

It’s so funny to me that Iwa and Oikawa wouldn’t let Maki and Matsun meet. Great start to this portion of the list.

Would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek <3

Word count: 3,943

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: au where matsukawa issei joins seijou a couple years late and falls in love at first sight. it's much the same on the other end. it takes hanamaki a while to admit it though

This one is love at first sight, fluff, and just cute. It is a common rec if you’re looking for MatsuHana but yeah. Def recommend.

Boyfriend jacket <3

Word count: 3,835

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Matsukawa Issei, self-proclaimed fashion critic, hates the Aoba Johsai school uniform with a burning passion.

The beginning of the punk Matsun hc

face the sun

Word count: 3,317

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Hanamaki cashes in his ice cream date with Matsukawa and it's better than he expected.

Short and sweet, not much more to say about this

Something of a disaster

Word count: 1,405

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “This is the part where you make a wish and blow.” “Now, let’s not get too hasty—“ “I meant the candles you bastard.”

Cute lil bday fic. I like it and I think you will too :)

Try Before You Buy

Word count: 11,373

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 2/2

Summary: Matsukawa took a deep breath to steady his nerves as he approached, the casual calm façade falling quickly into place as he crossed over the border of Hanamaki’s personal space, planting a ‘friendly’ kiss on his cheek. “Hi there, sweetheart.” He greeted teasingly, a smile appearing on his face as Hanamaki made a soft and rather fake squealing noise and held both hands to his faintly blushing cheeks.“Mattsun, stop, people will see us…!” Hanamaki looked away into the crowd and swatted Matsukawa’s chest with the folded magazine, the open page full of stylishly decorated cakes and sweets.

This one is sooooo good. It’s another one that’s recommended often enough, but this one contains a few and far between bottom Matsun which makes ur better.

who tops? <3

Word count: 1,904

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: neither of them want to admit that they are more submissive than the other so they make out to force each other to admit that they're the more dominant one

Mature cuz it gets just a lil steamy but this is a really good one and one that I reread often.

Wingman Watari <3

Word count: 22,481

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 4/4

Summary: It begins as an accident. Watari never planned on setting up all the members of his volleyball team, but, for some reason, it turns out he's the perfect matchmaker.

This is not just Maki and Matsun, there are a couple different pairings listed in the tags, but Maki and Matsun are the main pairing (technically speaking). This fic is so funny and cute and I love the Watari rep :D

Reflex

Word count: 2,308

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Nobody likes to talk about how Hanamaki and Matsukawa met, which is a shame, because they both think it's the funniest fucking thing to ever happen to either of them.

This fic is SO funny. They truly are an iconic duo.

If You Do

Word count: 9,104

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: In which Issei consults the internet for steadily worsening proposal ideas, Hajime has had enough, Tooru is surprisingly the most helpful in the most roundabout way, and Takahiro—well, actually, nobody really knows what Takahiro is thinking right now.

Maki and Matsun are known at this point for their funny fics and this one is no exception. I love their dynamic and the way Iwa and Oiks try to help but fail miserably lmao

This is getting Annoying Fast, Maki

Word count: 2,372

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Hanamaki disease: for an unknown amount of time, Hanamaki Takahiro must go “eyyyy” whenever someone locks eyes with their crush. Thus, of course, it’s going to be pretty damn awkward for Sejioh’s volleyball team.

If most MatsuHana fics are funny, this one is Hilarious. Do yourself and favour and read this one!

Stolen Kisses <3

Word count: 2,649

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: "What brute would steal a maiden's first kiss?" "I'm pretty sure you're not a maiden and that definitely wasn't your first kiss," Iwaizumi deadpanned.

This one is funny! I love it! And it’s cute!

Long Time, No See <3

Word count: 10,000

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 3/3

Summary: Hanamaki and Matsukawa broke up just before graduating Aobajousai, and haven't spoken since. A drunken call he doesn't remember, and suddenly the face that haunts him is there once again.

Heavy angst, you know, because it’s a break up/ getting back together AU.

three strikes, you’re out <3

Word count: 1,527

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: "bro, is our entire team gay?" *muffled laughter* "bro" but mattsun and makki fail to realize that they themselves are gay, too

This one is super funny and fun to read! Truly the meme lords being oblivious idiots.

Break A Leg

Word count: 3,681

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: In which Hanamaki thinks he might have a thing for legs (for a certain middle blocker’s legs, apparently).

I really have nothing to say other than it’s short kinda funny, and I like it lol

Foolish Mortals Welcome

Word count: 12,389

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Hanamaki visits a club catering to those that are...hungry for something more.

This one is well written and monster(ish) porn. It’s lovely.

Boiled Frogs <3

Word count: 91,500

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 13/13

Summary: They've always been really close friends, but Hanamaki begins to question how close when Matsukawa begins dating someone else - someone else that doesn't treat him well. When he suspects that Matsukawa may be in an abusive relationship, Hanamaki realizes that opening his best friend's eyes to his situation may be harder than he had ever anticipated.

This is a fic that I’ve only been able to read once. It’s really upsetting as it features Matsukawa in an abusive relationship with an OC and it’s just really hard to read. But this IS a cult classic, which MatsuHana doesn’t get ever, so I think it’s a must read if it’s not too triggering. I also want to say that even though the rating is explicit, all the sex featured is completely consensual. Again, this is a sad fic but it’s so well written and incredibly well done. I really do love it.

Get a Lick of This

Word count: 3,064

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Hanamaki's face pinches in obvious irritation before he opens his mouth. Right there, sitting in the middle of his swollen tongue, is a plain silver bead. The reactions vary greatly: Oikawa gives an awed little woah, Iwaizumi goes a little pale, and Matsukawa...Matsukawa is trying to figure out why he's suddenly sporting an erection.

This one is reallllly good. I do have a thing for piercing AUs tho..

Rated M for

Word count: 10,692

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “Excuse me,” Hanamaki starts, raising a pen in the air while staring blankly at the packet in his free hand. “Just to clarify, you want me to record a boy's love CD with Matsukawa?”

Voice actor AU? Enemies to lovers? Hilarity? Yes. Good god, read this.

Kiss me Cause you Want to

Word count: 3,216

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “My ass is a lot of things, and you are definitely not thinking about how heavy it is right now.” Matsu cursed Makki for being 100% correct. “For real though, did you think I couldn’t feel you stare almost every single day during practise?” Hanamaki’s hand moved higher and tangled in Matsu’s soft, slightly spiky hair, ruffling the strands playfully before gripping it lightly. “Can you honestly say you’ve never thought about bending me over and just, I dunno, fucking me into tomorrow?”

It’s alright. I enjoyed it but I’m not as into it as most people were :) well written though

A Cat Brought Good Luck

Word count: 6,575

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: the one where Matsukawa's cat finds itself in Hanamaki's apartment and a love story unfurls because of that

This one is so cute! Pls read it, I’m a sucker for these kinds of fics

This isn’t exactly how I thought I’d be spending my adult years <3

Word count: 7,522

Rating: N/A

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: "I didn't sneeze." The guy looks a bit surprised. "What?" "I coughed." "So?" "Who the fuck says bless you when someone coughs?"

Hilarity ensues. I love this fic with my whole heart.

on the anatomy of crushes

Word count: 2,350

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: A part-by-part dissection of their relationship. Medical school AU.

Med students Maki and Matsun meet on the bus on the way to school. This one feels like there’s a lot of unresolved stuff going on between them by the time it ends but it’s a good fic :)

By the Time We Realized

Word count: 3,531

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: How Hanamaki Takahiro doesn't realize he's a little in love with his best friend until they're already kissing.

Companion piece to an IwaOi fic, this is really just good. I’ve read it a few times and I really enjoy it! There are sexual references in it but other than that the fic is literally just them making out

Morning Glory

Word count: 3,725

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: On their days off, Hanamaki and Matsukawa's mornings follow a sort of routine.

This one’s a pretty common smut fic among MatsuHana fans. If you’re into smut, I recommend!

There’s a Lot of Love in this Place <3

Word count: 3,464

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: It’s not love at first sight. It rarely is. Three (awkward, ridiculous, absurd) times Matsukawa and Hanamaki encounters each other during the semester before something like love actually happens.

Ugh this one is so cute and absurd I love it

What I Like About You

Word count: 3,051

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: I’ll give a bit of a synopsis; Maki enlists Matsukawa to help him confess to the person he likes (it’s Matsun)

[obnoxious clucking noises]

Word count: 3,481

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: On the last night of their last training camp together, Oikawa has a bad idea, Hanamaki goes along with it, Iwaizumi sort of wishes he had better friends, and Matsukawa proves himself to be particularly adept at intimidation tactics.

CLASSIC MatsuHana fic

Texting (with a capital S)

Word count: 2,119

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Hanamaki breaks his No Texting In Class rule, and it's all downhill from there.

Same author as the last one, this person really just knows how to write Maki and Matsun’s characters.

a life time of chemistry

Word count: 1,195

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Hanamaki doesn't like chemistry for different reasons - but loves it if only for his lab partner.

Short and sweet

Rainbow Mittens <3

Word count: 1,344

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “I can’t believe you, you’re a fashion disaster,” Matsukawa huffed, eyeing the yellow monstrosity that was his best friend out of the corner of his eye. “I’m the peak of fashion, Issei,” Hanamaki hummed, sticking his tongue out in response.

I want to own Maki’s rainbow mittens

Parallel Lines <3

Word count: 16,298

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Yesterday night, Matsukawa had told his parents that he was joining math club, which lead to several confused smiles from them as they tried to figure out his change of heart.“Didn’t you say you were allergic to competitive math?” His mom had asked. “I mean, don’t get me wrong, we’re very supportive of your decision, but-” Fortunately, or maybe unfortunately, they’d let it go because no sane parent prevents their child from joining math team, which is intellectually beneficial and looks very nice on college applications. This, in turn, prevents Matsukawa from having to explain that he’s joining- dear god- because of a crush.

Ugh so damn good. You better love it as much as I do.

call me maybe

Word count: 33,689

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 14/14

Summary: Hanamaki texts the wrong number when trying to extort tips out of Oikawa in order to defeat Iwaizumi in arm wrestling, and then continues to text the witty stranger who had answered.

Love wrong number AUs

True Ending <3

Word count: 12,856

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: He never really questioned the handsy nature of their friendship, it was just something that felt normal after falling asleep on a tiny couch while watching movies too many times. Who was Hanamaki to say no to cuddles with someone he considered his best friend? The fact that Matsukawa was always a bit cute in the wee hours of the morning was just something Hanamaki would have to file away in the back of his mind…

Omg this one’s so good. Another classic for this pairing it’s just so good

Something in the Water

Word count: 3,794

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Hanamaki went for the sting rays and came out with the sting ray caretaker.

This one’s cute but also has smut

vodka coke <3

Word count: 8,236

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed: chapters 1/1

Summary: He only ever expected one night of sex with one (1) hot as fuck piercing artist. And yes, he got that, but along with it, he got so, so much more.

This is SO good. I literally love it. Omg

Deal with a Devil

Word count: 12,921

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 5/5

Summary: Matsukawa will do anything to pass his classes. Up to and including making a contract with a devil.

This one makes me giggle

Stranger Things <3

Word count: 10,218

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: In 2012, the men’s national volleyball team took home the bronze at the Asian Cup. Tokyo Skytree opened to the public. Also, the dashing Hanamaki Takahiro and painfully cool Matsukawa Issei started a radio show out of Aoba Johsai’s abandoned A/V room and accidentally became the two most popular guys in school.

HOLY FUCK is this one amazing. It’s a classic and I promise you will LOVE it. It’s genuinely just so fucking incredible don’t doubt a word I say. It’s a bittersweet fic but at the end of the day, it’s beautiful

party hardy

Word count: 3,012

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: in which Makki and Mattsun think it's a good idea to sneak into their captain's house when his parents aren't home.

This is the funniest fic in the entire world it literally makes me squeal and kick my feet

My Pace <3

Word count: 1,281

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Matsukawa always thought his life would go a certain way. However, his life changed the minute he met Oikawa Tooru, who introduced him to Hanamaki Takahiro. Who knew Makki would be his better half?

AWWH A/B/O MatsuHana fic? Yes please

Just Drop the ‘B’ Already

Word count: 2,220

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Issei needed a date to his sister’s engagement party, so he asked Hanamaki. As a friend. He thinks.

This one’s sweet and silly

Sure

Word count: 5,135

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Beginning university brings a lot of changes with it. As Iwaizumi and Oikawa deal with going to different universities, Hanamaki thinks about his own relationship with Matsukawa.

Explores their relationship after high school. Really nice and interesting

In Your Dreams <3

Word count: 1,080

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: It is said that you share dreams with your soulmate. Matsukawa Issei dreams of volleyball for the first time when he's ten years old, and he knows that it's someone else's dream.

Oh my god??? This is… so good???

Realizations

Word count: 1,270

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: In which Hanamaki realises that Matsukawa is a werewolf, and has a few other realisations while he's at it.

Monster porn. Again lol. Love werewolf issei

Hang Out, Fall in Love

Word count: 5,689

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: In which Hanamaki's humble medical practice is threatened by an intractable asshole a witch doctor who's just moved into the shop down the street. Medical/Witchcraft AU.

This one is so damn funny. I’m sure if you’re big into Maki and Matsun as a pairing you’ve already read this but if not, it’s totally worth the read!

That’s it for Maki and Matsun! Love this pairing so much! They’re not big characters in the actual anime so a lot of their perceived personalities are fanon instead of canon, but I just think that they’re so funny and such a sweet couple to read about :)

Ennoshita Chikara x Tanaka Ryuunosuke

(not) a protagonist

Word count: 1,436

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Ennoshita and Tanaka go to the cinema. It's not supposed to be a date, but then...

I’ll be honest here, while I love Kiyoko and Tanaka together and am so happy that they become a couple by the end of the anime, but I have a hard time finding fics for them that are actually compelling and well written and Tanaka is my favourite character in the entire show, so this pairing was my next best option. This fic is super sweet and just a cute lil fanfic

Proclamation

Word count: 1,412

Rating: General Audience

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: They both agreed they wanted to tell their teammates they were an item, but Ennoshita was not expecting what Tanaka had in store for the big reveal.

This one is cute and very in character for Tanaka’s personality

Coddling

Word count: 1,458

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: The morning after is not as fun as Ennoshita had hoped.

This one is about the morning after sex and I quite enjoy it. We get to see Tanaka’s softer side and I love it

A World for Two

Word count: 2,191

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Their eyes meet and the feeling gets stronger, and Ryuu watches as those gorgeous brown eyes widen a little. He pauses in whatever it is he’s saying before he goes back to his conversation, though he doesn’t quite turn away. Ryuu takes a step forward, completely intent on introducing himself, ready to start down the path of getting to know his soulmate.

Ahhh I love soulmate AUs and this one is so sweet

question for you

Word count: 3,474

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “Even Nishinoya passed, who couldn’t care less and ticked the first answer at every question,” Ennoshita comments. His hands flatten on top of the table, on each sides of Ryuu’s failed mid-term test. They look so pale, almost as white as the paper between them. They could flatten across a back. “You say that in a way that it feels like an insult,” Ryuu protests, voice weak in his throat. Ennoshita’s fingers dip in, nails scratching the surface of the table. “Good. Feel insulted,” Ennoshita huffs, annoyance thick in his voice. “I know you could pass if you paid attention in class, so do tell, what distracted you so much that you couldn’t tell the correct dates for the second world war?!”

The way this one is written is just, wow. So we’ll written, the characters are in character which is wonderful and even though it’s smutty I just really enjoy it!

Tunnel Vision

Word count: 2,582

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Chikara falls into a pothole while ogling his new neighbour. Instead of taking the hit to his pride, he decides to declare a war on potholes, wherever they may be, using unorthodox methods.

This one is super funny!

Where Tanaka Fucked Up

Word count: 2,905

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Thinking back on it, Tanaka knew exactly where he fucked up. It was probably when Ennoshita stood in front of the club, Kinoshita and Narita on either side, and came out as gay. Like, absolutely terrified, looked a little pale, and Tanaka was kinda worried he might throw up. “So, um, I hope that won’t be a problem for any of you,” he concluded, as if that was the important part. So what if their new captain was gay?

Very light angst, and this one does the characters very well

Just Once I’ll Let Go (because I want to fly)

Word count: 11,476

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 2/2

Summary: Chikara has told his parents that he would introduce his boyfriend the next time he visits them, but his boyfriend breaks up with him before he can do so. With only five days to find a replacement, he ends up hiring a boyfriend for rent. To Chikara's surprise, his fake boyfriend turns out to be the man of his dreams (aka Tanaka Ryuunosuke).

This one is SO well done and a classic in the rarepair community of EnnoTana

Hey it’s OK <3

Word count: 6,946

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 4/4

Summary: Chikara is trying to hide his relationship and sexuality from his parents, but his boyfriend's bentos complicate everything.

A lot of EnnoTana fics center around Ennoshita being insecure or having trouble coming to terms with his sexuality, and tbh this one’s the epitome of those tropes lol

Practice Makes Perfect <3

Word count: 1,850

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Ennoshita Chikara has had a few confessions, but this one takes the cake.

Ennoshita the gay Yoda. This one is SO popular??? Like I never thought in a million years that an EnnoTana fic would have this many hits and kudos lmao

Close your Eyes and Kiss Me <3

Word count: 7,334

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 4/4

Summary: Ennoshita has a crush on Tanaka and is trying to figure out how to deal with it, while also trying to be a good senpai and captain for the rest of the team.

Hey it’s OK is basically the sequel to this one, but both fics can be read on their own. This one is significantly less angsty than Hey it’s OK, at least in my opinion.

And the Words Just Spilled Right Out

Word count: 1,260

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: “What? No!” Tanaka protests, “Obviously I was in love before that but I only just figured it out!"

This one is quite good. Short and sweet.

Here we Are Again

Word count: 8,990

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 2/2

Summary: Ennoshita drops a bomb and Tanaka tries to deal.

This one isn’t bad. I like it :)

I’ve Been Right in Front of You (This Whole Time)

Word count: 1,577

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: When Tanaka receives a letter in his shoe locker, from a girl, confessing her feelings, he is over the moon about it (even though he doesn't even recognize the name of the girl in question). When it turns out that the letter wasn’t meant for him at all, he’s crushed. Meanwhile Ennoshita decides that it’s time to get it over with and tell Tanaka how he feels

Ahhh this one’s adorable and a total classic!

And Call Me in the Morning

Word count: 1,617

Rating: Explicit

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: 'Your moaning sounds like you’re getting slaughtered and now that I’ve made sure you’re not actually dead I could help you with that' au

This one’s just a lil silly goofy

The Naked Apron Dilemma <3

Word count: 1,085

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Ryuu's spent too much time dreaming about his (eventual) relationship, and now that spring has finally sprung, he finds that all of the scripts he thought to rely on are mostly useless.

This one so SO funny guys I def recommend

Definitely Interesting

Word count: 2,101

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Drunken college shenanigans and Narita being Captain Obvious might just give Tanaka the push Ennoshita’s been not so secretly hoping for.

Narita is a sassy wingman

Surprises all Around

Word count: 2,082

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: It's Ennoshita's birthday and Tanaka will make sure that it's the best day ever.

Mpreg is mentioned, this is an A/B/O fic lol

Point of View

Word count: 1,483

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Chikara spends a lot of time looking at Tanaka.

This one is so good and so damn cute

Absolutely, Yes <3

Word count: 3,819

Rating Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Send help ASAP, because Tanaka Ryuunosuke has the biggest, stupidest crush and he just doesn't know what to do.

This one is really sweet and funny and cute and I love Tanaka

Learning Us

Word count: 42,778

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 20/20

Summary: Tanaka Ryuunosuke had a lot to learn - about himself, about Ennoshita Chikara, and that "happily ever after" is rarely a direct path.

This is probably the longest EnnoTana fic that I will recommend, mostly because there aren’t a lot of slow burn EnnoTana fics. I love this one, it’s angsty, it’s slow burn, it’s amazing.

He’ll Never Love You <3

Word count: 11,065

Rating: Mature

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Tanaka was supposed to be rooming with Noya. That was her plan, anyways, because obviously she wanted to room with her best friend when they all went off to college. And as far as she was aware, Noya was totally on board! But then, out of fuck-all nowhere, Noya suddenly declares she’ll be living with her girlfriend Asahi instead. Seriously, where did that come from?

Teeny tiny lil gender bend fic for the soul. It’s been a while, but I remember really liking this fic.

one step, two step <3

Word count: 5,113

Rating: Teen +

Status: Completed; chapters 1/1

Summary: Tanaka's made enough of a mess trying to confess to Ennoshita, he doesn't need his attention-hungry kitten getting in the mix too.

TANAKA AND ENNOSHITA WITH A KITTY CAT

This is it for part two y’all. I hope you all read and enjoy these! I’m starting pt 3 as we speak so sit tight!

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Hanamaki post time skip is actually a youtuber with 100k subs

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