#hans landa edit

[thawne1942]

Dinner party with amon goeth

[truefandemonium]

My problem is enjoying Christoph being a maniac a little *too* much 😬

[wilhelm-hellstrom]

me on tiktok : @bratyroses

[0bticeo]

me: *lost in youtube shorts, stumbling upon an inglorious basterds edit*

me: *simultaneously opening ao3 and tumblr bc it's the hyperfixation of the week*

me: *finds criminally little reader inserts*

me: *starts sweating bullets as the hans landa smut drabble evolves in a full fledged fic idea requiring in depth research about the french résistance, fashion under nazi occupation and a movie rewatch* welp. it'll be done in 2-3 business weeks. glad my being french can be of service.

[bored-james]

Hello Welcome to my Freaky Ted Talk

This is my silly AU idea for ppl interested ❄️⛄️

(My inspiration for some of this was the lovely AU created by tumblr user cigarette-room, I love the operation-paperclip mission concept sm.)

(And before starting, half of this was also created through discussions with my IRL friend, so I credit them anonymously)

- The concept is this: Four years after the events of Inglourious Basterds, Raine and Landa work together for a series of CIA missions in 1948 = hunting for soviet spies and nazi stragglers. So, one big mission (and the main setting) includes this = being stationed in a cabin in a Finnish forest, far far away from any form of familiarity whatsoever. Aldo thrives in the woods. Hans doesn’t. The biggest mental train wreck of 1948 ensues.

- Now, this whole thing takes place in the time span of six months, from nature vibe summer to freezing-as-fuck winter, and it’s kind of like if The Shining hosted two sickos beating/fucking the fuck out of each other.

- Aldo Raine’s threats to sanity are Landa’s manipulation tactics, his own cocaine-addled psyche, alcoholism, and his own past (ooh spooky). Landa’s threats to sanity is losing power, probably some weird pervitin addiction, and Aldo motherfuckin’ Raine.

- Basically the silly thing is putting a sociopathic narcissist and a hillbilly enforcing sadist together and watch them explode in a cabin in bumfuck nowhere Finland. There is no happy ending. One of them gets murdered by the other. The end.

[EDIT]

- As a result, I like referring to this as the Cabin Fever!AU so a lot of shit related to this self-indulgent silliness is dubbed under that

- I can go on about this for hours at a time but that’s the end of my yap thank you for listening 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

- Pinterest board + Spotify playlist will be linked in next post

[keithnobi]

Hans Landa | Inglourious Basterds

wait another edit again, cauze the taxi driver one kinda popped off

[venusasnb]

always thinking about the denial is the river in egypt hans landa is gay tiktok edit

[nightsongsrandomness]

Introduction :)

(This is the same intro post from June but completely differently re-edited as of Sep 10th, 2024. )

Hiya! You may call me Nightsong, or Night for short! I use he/him pronouns. I am very interested in Canines and the people in the Third Reich. (Weird combo I know) But I am 100% not a National Socialist whatsoever, nor do I condone their ideals. I am particularly interested in Mengele and H*tler, though I know much, MUCH more about AH. I'm a very enthusiastic person when it comes to my interests, so feel free to leave an ask or comment!

Likes/interests: Art, drawing animals, drawing N*zis, the world I made, N*Zi officals, N*zi Germany, Josef Mengele, Adolf H*tler, German shepherds, WW2, history, Police bodycam videos, WOLVES!!(A lot) Dogs, Charles M*nson, Vulture Culture/bone collecting, the wehrmacht, military tactics, Operation Barbarossa.

Favorite movies: Jojo Rabbit (I've watched it 11 times), Look who's back, Stalingrad, Downfall, Valkyrie, Isle Of Dogs, Inglorious Basterds(YES YES YES I LOVE IT), Wolfwalkers.

Favorite shows: Arcane League Of Legends, Stranger Things, Sweet Tooth, Death Note, Pup Academy, Bluey, Gravity Falls.

Favorite music artists: Will Wood (ALWAYS FOREVER), Cosmo Sheldrake, Of Monsters And Men, They Might Be Giants, The Beatles, Rammstein, Rucka Rucka Ali.

Theriotypes: Yukon Wolf, Norwegian Forest Cat, American Crow, North American Racoon, African Wild Dog, German Shepherd, Kitsune(actually a kintype but I'm not gonna make a whole other section for just one kintype).

Fictypes: Hans Landa(Inglorious Basterds), Chief(Isle Of Dogs).

Kithtypes: Dog cladokith, Condor, Orca, and Clouded Leopard.

[thawne1942]

AMON GOETH | VS CAPTAIN VS MAJOR HELLSTROM VS HANS LANDA 

[bobabestie49]

All of these link to either one of my posts on twitter or a thread I made on twitter or tumblr, also my twitter is private so if you don't follow me you won't be able to access any of them, sorry.

Made this post so that I won't have to scroll for 5 minutes on my pinned post thread of threads to find what I'm looking for, and for people (who I narcissistically believe exist) that actually want to access these thoughts of mine.

Collection of threads where I annotate books/articles I'm reading

In-Progress books

"Compromised Campus: The Collaboration of Universities with the Intelligence Community, 1945-1955" by Sigmund Diamond

Hinterland: America’s New Landscape of Class and Conflict by Phil A. Neel (2018)

"The Wretched of the Earth" by Frantz Fanon

"Jesus: A Life in Class Conflict" by James Crossley and Robert J. Myles

"The New Spirit of Capitalism" (New Edition) by Boltanski and Chiapello

"Elite Capture: How the Powerful Took Over Identity Politics (And Everything Else)" by Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò

"An Antonio Gramsci Reader: Selected Writings, 1916-1935", Edited by David Forgacs

"Sex Among Allies" by Katherine Moon

"The Chinese in America : A Narrative History" by Iris Chang

"Caliban And The Witch" by Silvia Federicci

"Riding the Wave: Sweden's Integration into the Imperialist World System" by Torkil Lauesen (anti-sw*den aktion)

"Sinologism: An alternative to Orientalism and postcolonialism" by Ming Dong Gu (Don't agree at ALL with the author's assessment that China has not been colonized. Not sure when I'll pick this book back up.)

"Neocolonialism: The Last Stage of Imperialism" by Kwame Nkrumah (No offense but this is kind of dry but I do intend to finish it)

"The Roots of American Individualism: Political Myth in the Age of Jackson" by Alex Zakaras (Do look forward to digging into this one whenever my interest in the topic peaks)

"Model-Minority Imperialism" by Victor Bascara (not really liking so far but I just started)

"Atrocity Fabrication and Its Consequences: "How Fake news Shapes World Order" by A.B. Abrams

Completed books/articles/films

On Zionist Literature by Ghassan Kanafani [COMPLETED]

Zionist Colonialism in Palestine by Dr. Fayez Sayegh [COMPLETED] (short and sweet only 72 pages you should read it)

How to Blow Up a Pipeline by Andreas Malm [COMPLETED]

The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins [COMPLETED]

The Women Outside [COMPLETED]

"Why Not Genocide? Anti-Chinese Violence in Aceh, 1965-1966" by Jess Melvin [COMPLETED]

"American Exception: Empire and the Deep State" by Aaron Good [COMPLETED]

"The Case of The Gang of Four" by Chi Hsin [COMPLETED]

"Surveillance Valley: the Secret Military History of the Internet" by Yasha Levine [COMPLETED]

"The Apprentice's Sorcerer: Liberal Tradition and Fascism" by Ishay Landa [COMPLETED]

"Maoism: A Critique From The Left", edited by Prasenjit Bose [COMPLETED]

“They Looked Askance”: American Indians and Chinese in the Nineteenth Century U.S. West [COMPLETED]

"Inventing Reality" by Michael Parenti [COMPLETED]

Collection of threads/posts of hot takes

Specifically China-related

Thread on the roots of sinophobia

Thread on the Chinese coolie slave trade

Displacement of yellow peril tropes onto China

"Han Supremacy" vs. White Supremacy

Anti-China sentiment in the Soviet Union

Snobbish/arrogant Chinese

Why are westerners so obsessed with the governance of China?!?!?

(This happens for most Asians but this thread is specifically for China) The need to make China and Chinese people into a monolith

General Racism/Orientalism

Deep Racism

Fetishism of colonial frailty

Scholarship and imperialism

Orientalist Realism

Observation: propagandists act like paparazzi

On the destruction of the orient

Similarly, on the shielding of genocidal hatred of the orient

Orientalist fascination

Potential psychological roots of orientalist/sinophobic realism

Demonizing Asian leaders to the point where they aren't seen as human beings that live in space and time

I later call this "orientalist unreality"

Miscellaneous

Imperfect mothers

Collection of threads on the devaluation of artists

Another thread on the devaluation of artists

Yet another thread on the devaluation of artists

THREE threads on the western urge to consume snuff films of Chinese workers, color coded links to help you decipher between the different links: thread 1, comparison with lynching postcards and murderabilia from Abu Ghraib; thread 2; thread 3 on how this is a form of catharsis for the insecure white westerner.

Tumblr Writing

[wilhelm-hellstrom]

me on tiktok : @bratyroses

[randommovieeditz]

Hans Landa 😬

[typicalnameofablog]

-- i did have something else i wanted to ask you.

[greenxkid]

Christoph Waltz as Col. Hans Landa, Inglorious Basterds (2009) (yes i know there’s a typo, I Bilingually Fucked Up™)