#happy Christian Toni and Swerve are on here

[milesworld96]

Curious as to why the current face of the company isn’t on the All In 2024 poster

[fang-revives]

Double or Nothing 2024 Fantasy Booking

Here's my bookings for the DoN card! Note these aren't necessarily what I think will happen but they are what I would like to happen. I'll rank how hype I am for the match too, with 1/5 being "I'll probably use this as a bathroom break" and 5/5 being "I am most looking forward to this".

Thunder Rosa vs. Deonna Purrazzo (2/5 hype)

Rosa, by virtue of being an existing AEW fan fave. I think the sucky part about this matchup is it feels like "Toni Storm's leftovers" as far as story goes. I haven't been following super closely though. I wish I could give Deonna the W because I think she deserves better as one of Impact's big stars. But they haven't really set up much and I'm fond of Rosa. Kind of wish Rosa had the world championship right now, ngl. I think Toni could finish her "Mariah May's heart on a pole match" without the belt.

Adam Copeland vs. Malakai Black, (4/5 hype)

Copeland, who DOESN'T want to see Malakai get beaten at his own game, out SPOOKED in a vampire way. Plus I too am hoping this loops back to Christian Cage old man yaoi (SUPERNATURAL STYLE!!!)

Roderick Strong vs. Will Ospreay (1/5 hype)

I know Ospreay is going over and I wish he wasn't here at all.

Trent Beretta vs. Orange Cassidy (4/5 hype)

Trent needs to poor little meow meow Orange SO hard. I wanna see his big eyes like o_O after. I would love Orange to start a new faction with Hook and Shibata. Sunglasses guys....

Bang Bang Gang vs. Death Triangle (5/5 hype)

I am SOOOO hype for this match. BBG for sure, it's too soon for them to lose the belts and they can definitely pull some shit to tip the scales in their favor. I won't be mad if it's Death Triangle though -- they deserve the world :) Favourite booking would be BBG win leading into a PAC vs. Jay big singles that Jay loses at the next PPV. That would be electric hehe.

Chris Jericho vs. Hook vs. Katsuyori Shibata (3/5 hype)

This would so be a 4/5 match if it weren't for the Jericho of it all. I wish I felt differently about the FTW belt tbh-- I'm just sort of booking Shibata to win cause he's my guy and re-belting Jericho or Hook feels boring. The problem is the FTW belt always felt like a "meme" belt to me. Ah well. Gold will look good on Shibs :)

Jon Moxley vs. Konosuke Takeshita (4/5 hype)

Give my DDT ace a NJPW title shot Or Else <3

"Timeless" Toni Storm vs. Serena Deeb (1/5 hype)

Sorry to Toni who I like, but man, Deeb just rubs me the wrong way on vibes. I didn't really like her feud with Shida. This match just feels so perfunctory, especially after Toni beating Rosa. I don't want to see Deeb belted, and I've seen enough "Timeless" Toni Storm matches (which are fun!) to skip this one for Deeb's bad vibes.

Willow Nightingale vs. Mercedes Mone (4/5 hype)

I KNOW Mercedes is going over and I wouldn't be mad about it (she's amazing!!) but honest to god Willow deserves a longer, fuller run and it sucks that she's going to be a transitional champ. Sigh. At least it's on a PPV as a main event.

The Elite vs. "Team AEW" (5/5 Hype)

Anarchy in the arena matches are always soooooo fun. I actually don't care who wins this but I think it would be funny to make the Bucks eat shit. I am so ready to see Okada do a chaos deathmatch. I am excited to see Jack Perry on fire. This match will probably be the show-stealer for me, AEW is sooooo good at delivering these.

Swerve Strickland vs. Christian Cage (5/5 hype)

Swerve, c'mon. They're both gonna crush it though :3 I've loved the build for this face off. Should be a killer way to cap the night!

Enjoy, and happy PPV everyone!

[galaxy-brain-rasslin]

Thoughts on AEW Dynamite/Rampage (spoilers)

It's awesome seeing Mercedes. She looks pretty happy to be there-- or at least back in a wrestling ring. She's always seemed like she was in that Moxley/Danielson/probably the other Horsewomen crowd of "I need you to understand that I love professional wrestling. I would marry pro wrestling if I could."

You could argue that only people in pro wrestling are the ones that love it, but there's been plenty of people who have gotten into the business without really loving it. But you can tell when people actually enjoy doing it.

Idk how I feel about her entrance music. Mostly because I can barely hear it-- I watch like 90% of AEW shows on an older tablet, so the audio quality is diminished. Plus, AEW is notorious for seemingly always having some kind of audio problem.

Willow vs Mercedes II is gonna fuck, when they book that.

Eddie's sleeveless duster thing looked cool as hell.

Okada manifesting in some portal behind the Codyvator (or he uses the Codyvator, I can't tell) is such a great entrance. Really helps make him feel like he's a big fucking deal.

I'm... fine... with Okada winning the Continental Championship or whatever they're calling it. It's just the one belt of the triple crown. I went into it expecting Okada to win-- I mean, it's Okada. I would have been fine with Eddie retaining, but I feel like it may be a bit too early for Okada to lose in a match where you'd basically have to lose clean.

Since Eddie is going against Mark Brisco for the ROH belt, I do wonder if they're gonna have Eddie just lose all three. And, if so, I wonder if it's for a storyline or something, or if Eddie just needs some time off.

I'm just, like, kind of tired of Chris Jericho. I get that he's important to the company as the first champion, and he's not unpopular. But the Hook match was just okay. I'll take it over the "Chris Jericho beats up Luchadors from CMLL" thing that's been happening.

Tony please stop having Ospreay show up right when I have to feed my cats and get ready for bed. He's so fucking fun and dorky when he's not wrestling.

I almost missed the tag match with Rosa/Deonna vs Toni/NotToni. But I can assume all four were fun, since they're all good in the ring.

Swerve is just so damn cool. The match with The Butcher was fun.

Samoa Joe is so smug, but cool, and scares me. He doesn't have 100% final boss energy, but he's so close.

It's been a little bit since Don Callis has been booed so loudly that it almost completely drowns him out.

Takeshita vs Swerve holy shit

Christian and Copeland was what I expected. It was fun. Absolutely hilarious that the ending to the match technically happened during Rampage. The ending itself was also hilarious. I'm still surprised it took this long for someone to use the strategy of just yam-bagging someone until they give up.

The Bullet Club Gold bit was funny as hell. I was really hoping Jay would be like, "I saved your life." -- while being excessively smarmy and smug like always.

Kinda feeling like The Acclaimed need to split up. Idk what it is really but I haven't been feeling Caster lately.

Best Friends vs The Don Callis Family was fun stuff. Kind of funny how Trent's back was bleeding for most of the match, but Knox didn't bother putting gloves on until Kyle's mouth was a crime scene.

Schiavone absolutely loathing that he has to exist anywhere near Callis is amazing. Reminds me of how much Mauro Ranallo hated Tommaso Ciampa back in NXT during Ciampa's no-music heel phase.

I am always here for a Shibata match.

Takeshita is so fucking good. And Rocky is also great.

Stat/Willow v The Spooky Ladies was fun.

The contrast between Statlander and Skye was amusing. Stat let her self be thrown onto thumbtacks, have them shoved in her mouth and then kicked, do a 450 and basically land knee-first onto some chairs. Skye did everything she could to not accidentally land into the thumbtacks.

Also, I'm assuming that Skye bladed after getting hit with the spike. From a theater/presentation standpoint, I feel like if she had bled more-- like if the cut was a little deeper or she took some aspirin or something-- it would have made the impact of the spike more dramatic. But I'm also not going to actually say that a wrestler *should* have bled more. They do enough and all that shit is at their own discretion. I'm not a booking agent or anything.

All in all, fun stuff.

[sheinthatfandom]

Time to make my Worlds End predictions.

Even though it’s not until tomorrow I’m feeling pretty good and wanna focus on something that makes me happy soooo wrestling. Gonna just put everything under the cut cause it’s a lot of matches and I have thoughts.

Zero hour

20 man battle royale. Not putting the pic cause there’s no faces anyway.

Why are we having a battle royale for the PPV this coulda been a womens match. Oh or a women’s battle royale. I have no idea who in this but since Lee Moriarty isn’t already on any posters for this PPV I want him to win. Scorpio sky should not be in this or wardlow just no neither should go near this belt again. Also is Chuck healed yet? I’ll also accept Chuck winning

The dream is for Yuta to walk out with two belts. Realistically, never gonna happen. Hook has never lost clean and after the last loss he shouldn’t lose to shenanigans again. What I do want is for Yuta to bring the monster out of hook. I want this to be a blood bath and for both of them to get the crowd on their feet and chanting fight forever. I want when this match is over for the ftw belt to mean the bloodiest hardcore shit in aew. Hook is most likely winning this but I want it to feel deserved.

Andrade lost the c2 and with CJ still gone after the infection/surgery it would make sense for him to lose because she’s not around to cheer him on and manage him to greatness. This should be miros match to win but it would be great if Andrade mimicked some of miros moves making it seem like CJ might have taught Andrade her own husbands stuff. That’s for commentary to put over but if it’s the usual folks I doubt they’d do that and will most likely be talking about what they had for lunch 🙄

So originally it was gonna be Kyle but I guess now we’re getting Takeshita. Which to me means they didn’t want the losing team to be3 people with belts so they moved him out. Hopefully it’s that and not an injury. Either way fuck this match Takeshita shoulda been in the battle royale. The only good thing about this match is Ricky and Will (Hobbs) being on the same team again and it could be interesting seeing them move fluidly together and Bill like 👀 are you trying to take a big booty princess???? Especially when Ricky makes it such a point that he and bill don’t know each other aren’t close aren’t friends and don’t even have a tag name and it’s all on purpose and by design. (Because the last person he trusted was will and will went after his neck.) And then Jericho is out here naming himself after nazi sympathizers. We already know whose winning and I hate it all.

IF SWERVE DONT WIN I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE MY FOOT UP TKS NARROW ASS!!!! This man needs to be put on the fast path to the world title and losing to Lee when I don’t see any legitimate story for Lee after this ain’t it. If they have to let it be Nana coming in with shenanigans and run this back when Swerve is world champ.

I hope everyone has fun 🥰🥰

I’m hoping Lethal gets knocked tf out early and we can just watch everyone fuck nasty for 20 mins before Danny pins Lethal for the win. (And then we get Danny in a winners room with only the BCC cause he’s a good boy and deserves it) also Danny should wear the panties since he’s teaming with Bryan. 🥵

As much as I’m done with Christian as tnt champ adam doesn’t deserve it. I personally want Christian to walk out with the belt. But I can see tk giving it to Adam and with no dq maybe lucha helps adam and turns on Christian to keep a story going. But again I don’t want Adam to win here.

I love you mox so much you’re my fave wrestler in the history of forever you are the heart and soul of professional wrestling… buuuuut Eddie is and should be the one to walk out with 3 belts. The story that has been building not even for months for years is for Eddie to take this and it’s the only ending. Nothing else this is for Eddie

I’m not ready for Toni to lose the belt and I’ve never been a riho fan. I don’t hate her but I def don’t see her as champion at least not for aew. If Toni does lose it would be cause Mariah cost her but again I don’t want that. It could also be Mariah’s first match be against riho cause she costs riho this match if they don’t want riho to lose clean.

I want mjf to win only because I do not want Joe as a transitional champion and I really really want swerve to get the belt early in 2024. The devil needs to show his face already. Also who tf is our roh tag team champs right now? It better be the kingdom. Plus if joe loses and he willingly gave up his tv belt like can you imagine how unhinged he will be? It’s gonna be so sexy 😏 and then imagine zack poking him like Samoa Joseph I guess we know whose the greatest television champ is don’t we. This man is gonna be a menace if he loses will make it everyones problem.

Here’s hoping the devil is Adam or Kyle 🤞

[himbos-hotline]

Hey hun hope you're ok, as for distraction, what do you think is gonna be the outcome for full gear, like with any match or all matches. Who do you think is gonna win or lose.

okay so i had to google the card because I cannot remember a singular match!

MJF (c) and partner TBA vs. The Gunns (Colten and Austin Gunn) – ROH World Tag Team Championship match (Zero Hour pre-show match)

Is it wrong that I literally, cannot bring myself to give a fuck about this. I find the gunns bland and max gets a little tedious as much as I adore him, also just the whole antisemetic vibes just... as a jewish person make me wanna kinda, crawl in on myself?

MJF (c) vs. Jay White – AEW World Championship match

Honestly, I gott go with Jay. I love him and I think itll be cool to see max deal with loosing the title and shit like that. also gives him more of a purpose now that hes kinda learned that he can wrestle and he doesnt need to cheat to win

Hikaru Shida (c) vs. Toni Storm – AEW Women’s World Championship match

repsectfully both women could step on my and I would say thank you so whoever wins I am gonna be so excited and happy!

Sting, Darby Allin and Adam Copeland vs. Christian Cage, Luchasaurus and Nick Wayne

Gotta go with the best dad who stepped up christian!

Orange Cassidy (c) vs. Jon Moxley – AEW International Championship match

Honestly, can we let orange take a nap?! also can we bring back danhausen here?! LIKE WHERE IS HE!

Hangman Adam Page vs. Swerve Strickland

Love them both, didnt love the whole breaking into ya house line, boyfriend heard his first panic attack so like..also I love hangman and the texas death gives like, added weight cuz i dont think hanger has lost one

Kenny Omega and Chris Jericho vs. The Young Bucks

nobody touch me I am gonna sob over this match! cant yall all just get along and kill don callis as a family? also matts right, why is jericho here?!

[rollinsland]

I missed Dynamite and can't watch 🙁 can you tell me what happened? Thanks xx

Sure! Orange Cassidy promo kicks us off He's gonna be here every week champion or not Jon Moxley comes out for his match as Orange is leaving they look at each other Jon Moxley Vs AR Fox for the AEW International Championship Mox retains

TBS Championship match Kris Statlander Vs Emi Sakura Kris retains A pre taped Interview with Roddy surrounded by Mike Bennett and Matt Taven. Roddy reveals his tough upbringing and parents struggle "I grew up alone, but Adam knew that."

Le Sex Gods (Jericho and Guevara) Vs Aussie Open Don Callis ruined the commentary by joining for this match Le Sex Gods win but Guevara was not happy and him and Chris had to be split up. Guevara leaving through the crowd while Jericho celebrates the win in the ring MJF promo that eventually Samoa Joe joins They exchange some words and Samoa Joe knocks Max down and Max hits him with a low blow, bites him and Max rips his own shirt off 🥰 Joe sets Max up for the Muscle Buster but Cole makes the save Max is whimpering and whining in the ring 😳 Max said his arm was numb, doctors help him up the ramp with Cole following till Strong comes out yelling at Cole Adam follows Max out Grand Slam World Title Eliminator Tournament Trent Beretta Vs Roderick Strong Roddy takes his neck brace off for the match Roddy wins and then puts it back on 🤣 Backstage Toni Storm being the amazing star she is pretending she doesn't remember or wants to remember what happened at All Out next week we'll get a view of her everyday life Chin up, tits out and watch for the shoe

Hangman Adam Page this beautiful man hits the ring to talk about his match at All Out Here comes Swerve Strickland Criticizing Adam's weight (Max made jokes about Joe's too earlier) Said he's in the backseat while The Elite drives all too happy to get by with his relationship with Omega and The Young Bucks Adam leaves the ring but Swerve gets him back and Adam is attacked by Brian Cage 😒 Grand Slam World Title Eliminator Tournament Darby Allin Vs Nick Wayne TNT Champion Christian Cage and his dinosaur join commentary for this match Darbs wins Christian stands on the stage and looks at Darby and the show ends

[theprodigalwrestlingfan]

There was so much good on Revolution!!! Legit the only match that really failed to impress me was the Thunder Rosa vs Britt Baker match.

Lets see, here’s my ratings.

Leyla Hirsch vs Statlander was solid. Great room for that feud to continue and grow. And for Leyla to become an even greater heel. There’s even room for Statlander to go a bit heel herself. 🛸🛸🛸

Hook vs QT was good, always love to see Hook one way or another and QT did pretty good. Not much to say honestly, great to see Hook in a longer match. ⭐⭐⭐

One of my favorite moments of the night is Excalibur offering Tony Schiavone more and more money to punch Don Callis in the face. “Five hundred dollars, Tony, I swear to god.” 🤣

House of Black vs Death Triangle + Erick Redbeard was so great. Everybody in that match impressed me, they did not have to go that hard for a buy-in match and yet they did. Loved it. Brody King and Erick Redbeard should not be able to move that quick at their sizes and YET ⭐⭐⭐+1/2

Eddie Kingston vs Jericho: OH MY GOD JERICHO TAPPED OUT TO EDDIE KINGSTON I’M LOSING MY SHIT! I’m so happy Eddie went over in that match. Genuinely probably the second best match of the night. Eddie just clinging to Ref Aubrey was a wonderful juxtaposition with Jericho shoving her in anger earlier. And Eddie being so surprised that he won. My heart 😭. Eddie is a spectacular wrestler and he deserved this win so much. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Jurassic Express vs The Young Bucks vs reDRagon: Any match featuring the Young Bucks is gonna be a banger. Put them in a match with Jurassic Express AND reDRagon? Fucking spectacular. There wasn’t a moment that felt dull in this match and I’m pleased with the outcome. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Face of the Revolution Ladder match: *supervillain pose* excellent. Sorry, sorry, I made 3 predictions at the start of this year and 1 and a half of them have come to pass and with Wardlow winning the ladder match we’re one step closer to my third prediction coming true. Anyway, this was always going to be a treat, you’ve got big beefy men, you’ve got Christian Cage in a ladder match, you’ve got Ricky Starks, you’ve got Orange Cassidy! And a Surprise Danhausen. ⭐⭐⭐

Swerve Strickland is All Elite and I can’t wait to see more from him already!

Jade vs Tay: I love both of them so much and this was the best women’s match of the night. Tay’s incredible, Jade’s incredible. They’re both doing awesome and anyone who tells you otherwise is smoking something weird. Jade’s frog splash was really good! Like I’ve seen veterans of the business who can’t hit a frog splash that well. Both these ladies are gonna go incredible places in their careers. ⭐⭐⭐

CM Punk vs MJF: Match of the night. Maybe match of the year. Maybe match of the decade. I love everything about this match. From the moment Punk walks out to his Ring of Honor music, in his ROH gear, someone I was talking to about it said it was like a movie in the best possible way and I couldn’t agree more. Then you have MJF grabbing a mic in the early part of the match to yell at CM Punk only to have Punk tell him to ‘Eat shit, Max’. Glorious. Of course if tacks make you squeamish or you can’t handle blood I’d avoid this one but otherwise you owe it to yourself to go watch this match. And that ending *chef’s kiss* ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Britt vs Thunder Rosa:... like I get they were put in a rough spot having to go on after THAT MATCH, but feels like it could’ve been better. I really don’t like how the match ended and I’m getting sick to death of the interference angle. Britt Baker (D.M.D.) is a great wrestler, Thunder Rosa is a great wrestler. Let them wrestle. ⭐

Mox vs Danielson: So good. Mox and Brian Danielson are two of the best wrestlers in the world, there was no question they were always going to put on one of the best matches of the night and then FUCKING WILLIAM ‘EVERYBODY’S WRESTLING DAD’ REGAL??????? WILLIAM ‘CAN SPOT THE BEST TALENT FROM SIX HUNDRED MILES AWAY’ REGAL???? THAT WILLIAM REGAL??? If there hadn’t been other people in the house with me I might have pterodactyl screeched. As it is I just shouted ‘OH MY GOD’ and almost started crying. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

AHFO vs Sting, Darby, and Sammy: Does Sting know he’s 63? I think he’s forgotten. Everybody did awesome in this match and completely won me over. Just a glorious spot fest which I adored! And now Sting has two sons. Favorite spot is either Sting putting Andrade through the tables or Sammy’s Spanish Fly off the top of the entrance tunnels. ⭐⭐⭐+1/2

It’s TIME for the MAIN EVENT, Battle of the Adams: I was cheering for Adam. Okay, I’m kidding, I was actually cheering for Adam. Seriously though, Hangman is my champ, I got back into wrestling just as he returned and the first Pay-Per-View I watched in something like 15 years was Full Gear 2021. Of course I’m gonna have a Hangman bias. But this was a great match no matter what. Hangman’s moonsaults off the top rope where he doesn’t even look to see where his opponent is scare the crap out of me every time. Adam Cole and his Halo inspired ring gear were a joy as well. Those Panama Sunrises looked devastating, I was fully prepared to see a title change and I was so torn, but THEN Hangman hits that buckshot lariat, the ref counts one, the ref counts two, the ref counts three and I weep silently. That’s my champion. Nothing but respect. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

OI, TONY KHAN, I need a streaming service so I can watch these matches back over and over again and WEEP because this is a great time to be a wrestling fan.

[milesworld96]

WATCHING DYNAMITE RNN

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO CARDBLADE HAS HIS OWN TITLE, I FUCKING LOVE BCG SM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE NEEDS TO STOP, I CANNOT DEAL WITH JUICES DANCES💀💀💀💔💔💔 OH I AM SO HERE FOR THIS, I CANT WAIT FOR FULL GEAR. UH GUYS HE HAS THE ACCLAIMED DWWW

MJF💞💞💞💞💞 WHAT HE WAS TO COMIC-CON? WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭 OH LAWC I AM SO READY, OMG CASTER BOWENS BILLY. YES PLS MJF TEAM I NEED THIS SO MUCH. I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKING LONG I BEG. OH? CASTER IN THE BATTLE ROYALE? FUCK YEAH. LMFAOOO BRO HAS NO CHILL, PUT A RING ON IT? DAWG UR JUST ASKIN FOR IT😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 CASTER I BEG LISTEN TO BOWENS (“But he’s my scumbag” ILYSM caster)

OMGGGG HI GIRLLL❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️ Girl they are just so😍😍 A ONE COUNT WHAT? YEAAHHHH LETS FUCKING GO, HIKARU RETAINED😚😚🫶🫶🫶

ADAMMMMMMMMMMM. HAAIIIIIII ;33 oml him going over his past with Christian from when they were young is so cute I can’t. Chris why would do that. Awwwwwwww Adam😭😭😭😭😭 this got me in my feels Chris+Adam is so sweet I can’t with them. Sad that they r gonna brutally murder each other soon <\\3 no pls I need them to beat the shit out of each other, ADAM FIGHT HIM. At least ik his title safe <\\3

HHAAAAIIIIII WARDLOW :3333 NAAAAHHHH BRO IS DONE AFTER ONE POWERBOMB. OMGGG THE MJF WRISTBAND, GIRL NO STAY TF AWAY. NAH WAEDLOW WHAT IS U ON🤨🤨🤨 WHY U KNOCK OVER TONY😭😭

KENNNYYYYYY, PLS PUT HIM BACK IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP VIEW. OMG PLS I BEG PUT THE DON CALLIS FAMILY BEHIND YOU, GO AFTER MJF. OMG HAIIIII MJF HIHIHIHIHI 13 DAYS OMGJJDSIJZZJ KENNY ON&BHESNNAJSN I AM SO HERE FOR THIS, PLEASE I NEED THIS WHAT THE FUCJ

Oh no, another viewing into Adam Cole’s kidnapping. RODDY STOP BEING SO RUDE. Is this food porn. GIRLIES WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 YEAH STAND UP 4 YOURSELF ADAM. LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE. ESCAPE THE KIDNAPPERS. OMG RODDY FINALLY TURNING A NEW LEAF? IM BEGGING, I CANNOT I NEED TO SEE THE KINGDOM & RODDY TRYING TO BE NICE TO MJF😭😭😭💀💀💀

HAAIIIIII HOBBS, HAAIIIIIII TAKESHITA☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️ GLOAT IT BB, PUT JERICHO IN THE FUCKING DIRT. FUCK YOU CHRIS JERICHO. YOO?? DON HOW ARE YOU DISSING KYLE WHEN YOU LITERALLY HAVE WILL OSPREAY IN YOUR CORNER. DO YOU THINK HE REALLY GON CHOOSE YOU FOR DOING THAT TO KYLE😭😭⁉️ KYLE DONT TAKE THE FUCKING OFFER, JUST WORK ON GETTING WILL OUT

HIIIII KENNY☺️☺️☺️💞💞💞💞💙💙💙💙🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ this match is GOING to serve so much cunt omfg AND I WAS SO RIGHT. AAAAAA IM GOING FUCKING INSANE OMFG KENNY UR FACE‼️‼️ every once in a while there will be matches that change me as a man, and this is definitely one of them. THIS SHIT IS MAKING MY GAY ASS GO FUCKING NUTS, AAA KENNY. HE WON‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 Sorry Kyle, but look on the bright side no Don Callis in your ear now!!!! :)) SHUT THE FUCK UP DON

OMG OMGNDJBSRIHSFBVIHGSRBIHFBHIS3UIEBAEAFBUI OMG DANHAUSEN VID DANHAUSEN VID I CANT HAIHIAHIAHIABIABIAHIAHIAHIAHAIHAIAHIAHJAI I CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO COME BACK IM GOING FUCKING INSANE OVER THIS OMFHRSHJBIFSJHBVHDJSBCJHDAKHBCMHDAHMBCKDAHHBCKHSBDCBKHDAHBCBKHDABHCIUADBCKUADBCKUBHKDS KUBS

OOOOOOOOOOOODZJJCJSF HSF IM WATCHING THAT PREMIERE VID, SWERVE BBBYYYY OMLL. OMG SWERVE NANA HIHIHIHI. IM SO HAPPY FOR YALLS. Swerve what’s wrong, oh OH HANGMAN AND SWVER BACK @ IT AGAIN. HANGMAN :(((((((( OHHOHO I AM SO EXCITED 4 THIS

IITS STTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGG. lol I just like saying it, not rlly a big fan of him but he cool. Ewww Hulk Holgan mention. YAY NATURE BOY MENTION‼️he still does got it ngl👏👏 AA DEBUT STARTING AT REVOLUTION AND RETIREMENT STARTING AT REVOLUTION, WHAT A BIG CIRCLE. HOPE THINGS TURN OUT FOR YOU MAN YOU BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG AND HAD A LONG GREAT CAREER. HOPE YOUR HAPPY THO BRO

AAAAA ITS RJ CITY OMG JIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH TONI HIHIHIHIIHIHHIHI ILY BOTH SO MUCH HIHISHDHCHXBBCBHCNXBXBHXHSA I’m sorry what, HOW ARE YOU GONNA PLAY THE PICTURE SMD THEN GO TO COMMERCIAL? WHAT THE FUCK IM MISSING QUALITY CONTENT OF RJ CITY AND TONI. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

OH NAH, NICK WAY E AND HIS MOM⁉️⁉️ WATCH YOUR TONE YOUNG MAN. GIRL NICK WHAT. R U FR TELLING UR MOM TO SHUT UP? BRO YOU GON GET AN ASS BEATING WHEN YOU GET HOME. GIIRRRRRLLLL SHE GON HIT YOU WITH THE HANGER WHEN YOU GET HOME. CHRISTIAN CAGE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ OMG NAH SHE SMACKED HIM⁉️⁉️⁉️ NAH CHRISTIAN HAS THE ADOPTION PAPERS NOW💀💀💀 OMG DARBY HAIAHAIHAIAHAIAHIA. CHRISTIAN FR IS NICK’S NEW DAD😍😍😍😍 (I can be his male wife) OMG DARBY GETTING RAGDOLLED AGAIN. AH NICK WHAT HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING SRE YOU OKAY. STING GET OFF OF CHRISTIAN NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ AW CHRISTIAN BEING A GOOD DAD AND CHECKING HIS SON🥹🥹 hope Nick’s tooth is okay tho. (Wonder if Chris is checking in on his other son too)

WAIWAITIWIT TRIOS MATCH? KIP SABIAN? OMG ARE WE BRINGING BACK KIP SABAIN VS ORANGE CASSIDY AGAIN? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG I NEED THEM BACK FEUDING TOGETHER I NEED IT NOW

OMG OMG BEST FRIENDS + HOOK FXFHIISHCIHNCEINEWJKCNWNCSIDCNCKDJSNC HAI HAI HAI HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KRIS VS WILLOW FUCK YESYESYESYEYSYES I NEED ORANHE VS KIP AGAIN PLEAS

Wait WAIT WAIT THE ACCLAIMED V DADDY MAGIC ANGELO AND DANIEL? OMFG YESY3YESYYESYYEDY I CANT WAIT OVUIHIHGRVIYBSRVYIR AND WE’RE GETTING HOOK+RVD AGAIN ON DYNAMITE? I AM LOVED I AM TRULY LOVED

Stray Bullet Juice Robinson is so slay, I love it💛💛 CAASSSSTTERRRRRRRR HAIHAIHAIHAI BBG🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ MAX STOP THRUSTING UR BELT, LISTEN TO BOWENS AND BEHAVE😭😭😭😭😭 NNNNNAAAAAAAHHHH CASTER YOURE FOWL 4 DOING THAT ON LIVE TV💀💀💀💀 NOOO DADDY MAGIC LET DANIEL DANCE ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ I NEED MJF ON COMMENTARY MORE PLEASE TK🥲🥲 MJF PAYIN LFF DUSTIN?🤨 OOOOOO BOY, NAH HE KNEED JUICE IN THE NUTS💀💀 tricky? Y’all’s relationship is tricky? AAAAAWWWWWWW TONY🩷🩷 that’s RIGHT MAX, Caster still loves u very much🩷🫶 AAAA TRENT & DUSTIN HUG☺️☺️ NOOO TRENT :(( bro stay losing💔💔 OH OH DANIL ELIMINATE HARDY. DADDY MAGIC😠😠 NOOONONONO PLEASE DONT SET THIS UP AS A DANIEL AND DADDY MAGIC SPLIT. CASTER IM BEGGING WIN PLEASE PLEASE PELASE. MICDROP🎤✂️ HE GOT HIS TITLE BACK FROM JAY WOOOOO. LOWBLOWING MFF. NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CASSTTERRRRR💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 at least we have both of max2 laid out on the floor😔😔 wish the best 4 you Maxi❤️ (hope Caster & Adam r there to support him)

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AEW Full Gear 11/18/23

-I'm wearing my Hangman shirt, I put my neck brace back on, and I just took a quarter of an edible, I AM READY

-Stokely being weirded out by the knowledge that Renee and Mox kiss regularly is hilarious to me

-EDDIE

-I'm so happy when Eddie has friends

-both Claudio and Buddy have unreal torsos

-I'm guessing Devil shenanigans here and reveal after the main event

-ADAAAAAAM

-noooo not his legs, nooooo

-a fucking children's choir in turtlenecks holy shit

-this match is for twink lovers, dilf aficionados, and monsterfuckers

-can't get enough of Nigel dickriding Christian

-Christian is my MVP for punching Flair in the dick.

-this fanfic-ass story.

-Orange vs Mox is both cat vs dog and barbarian vs rogue

-Toni and Shida both look amazing

-I really wanted Shida to win 😔 can't blame them, though, with the crowd reaction to Toni

-LADDER TIME

-as long as it's not FTR 😆 Also I'm good with this.

-JULIA VS SKYE VS KRIS

-respect for Kris' wearing gear inspired by early 2000s Ben Stiller movies

-THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

-i'm gonna have to write a follow up to that thing, aren't I

-oh ok

-HOT MEN HAVING A DEATHMATCH TIME

-Prince Nana backup dancers and then Swerve appearing behind a twirling Nana yessss

-my emotional support cowboy is stapling a man

-HOLY SHIT HANGMAN

-STAPLING AND DRINKING BLOOD AND BROKEN GLASS OMG

-NANA DANCING TO REVIVE SWERVE

-HOW WE DOING BLOOD PERVERTS

-nooo the Bucks are your real friends, Kenny

-okay now wtf are we doing in this main event

-HE STOLE THE AMBULANCE WELL DONE MAX

-god this match is stressful

-love wins

-no Devil reveal though?

-anyway overall a fun show with Hangman/Swerve as the absolute standout