somewhere between
🌻She is a lady, comes from all around🌻
&
🌸You are a child in the garden🌸
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So I wrote a short little Halloween meet-cute about a member of a 1960s monster-themed novelty band who crosses paths with an actual monster, and then just to be extra (and because every so often, I am physically incapable of not writing vintage Halloween tunes), I recorded a demo of one of the songs the band performs.
My conceit was "what if Jolene but different genre, 10% more queer, and also vampires." I'm aware the electric guitar is a little too fuzzy to be period-accurate, but I futzed around with the settings for like an hour and it beats the alternatives.
Lyrics (and guitar chords on the offhand chance you feel like making my week and doing a cover) are under the cut!
Capo 3
VERSE
Well [Em] there’s a new girl on the [C] dating scene
She’s [Em] got the hearts a-pounding if you [D] know what I mean
She’s [Em] held the menfolk [C] in her grip
[Em] Since she emerged from that [D] spooky crypt!
CHORUS
Oh, [G] everywhere she goes, all the [D] guys,
dig her [Em] ruby lips and her [C] hypnotic eyes
And [G] I’m heartbroken, I’m a [D] mess
‘cause [Em] everybody wants to date the [C] vampiress!
VERSE
[Em] I’ve got a man and I [C] like him okay
[Em] But this vampire lady could steal [D] him away
She’s [Em] got sharp cheekbones, a [C] magnetic gaze
[Em] Eyes you could get lost in for [C] days and days
[Em] Now my guy will wanna [C] be with her,
O- [Em] kay, back to the lady, she speaks [D] in a purr
She [Em] moves with an eerie kind of [C] creeping grace
I’m [Em] sure he longs for [D] her embrace
CHORUS
Her [G] beauty can put men [D] in a trance
And [Em] make them think of nothing but [C] dark romance
Her [G] name fits as perfect as [D] her black dress
And [Em] everybody wants to date the [C] vampiress!
VERSE
I’ve [Em] got no choice, yeah I [C] gotta be brave
[Em] Go and visit her out [D] near her grave
[Em] Beg her not to [C] take my fellow
Al [Em] though being near her turns [D] me to jell-o
Em C Em D
I [Em] knock on her tomb and my [C] hands are shaking
Who [Em] knows what evil I might [D] be awaking
I [Em] say “don’t steal my man,” and she [C] says “time out”
[Em] “I have no idea who you are [D] talking about.”
CHORUS
She [G] raises an eyebrow and in[D]vites me in
She [Em] smiles and my head be[C]gins to spin
It [G] makes me feel—oh I [D] can’t express
[Em] Everybody wants to date the [C] vampiress!
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In case any of you remember me talking about a Halloween fic and are wondering where that is, it's taking the long way round
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guess who is dressed as the handsome blue beast of konoha (jr) today 😏
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🖤 🧡🧛🏽♀️for being a badass with a good heart, have a pair of fangs to bite your favorite mutuals! 🧛🏽♀️🧡🖤 (Pass it on to your favs)
Why thank you!! 😂😂 Everyone who wants a pair of fangs can have some, you're all amazing 🧛🧛♀️
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another peek to my sick and twisted mind
pretty sure i haven't posted any slasher art?? which is sort of wacky considering i love slasher films probably as much as creepypastas?? (fyi my top 3 movies are black christmas, texas chainsaw massacre and halloween. + my favourite overall franchise is scream. v generic but ay man theyre good lol)
anyway im pretty busy working on commissions rn solike I'll mostly just post whatever silly warm-ups i do lol
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Trick or treat
here you go!!! be gentle with him
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