#happy Purim

[starlight-bread-blog]

פורים שמח!! למה אתם מתחפשים?

Happy Purim!! What are you dressing up as?

[the-catboy-minyan]

[failedaugment]

Happy Purim Y’all

[pettytiredandjewish]

chag Purim sameach!!!

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[totallyhussein-blog]

Iraqi Jewish confectionery are a window into a bygone era

Five days a week, 78-year-old Tzvi (Sabah) David rises at 4:35 a.m. and dons an all-white baker’s outfit before heading out to open up Konditorei David, the last-of-its-kind Iraqi pastry shop in Petah Tikva that was opened by his father David Tsalah.

Three days before the Purim holiday, David is getting ready for one of the busiest times of the year as multiple generations of Iraqi customers will soon stop by to purchase sweets that have been synonymous with Purim for Iraqi Jews for centuries, if not millennia.

“I love the work. It is a very tiring and difficult job and I am not 18 anymore, but I feel young in the morning when I get up,” David tells Eliyahu Freedman of The Times of Israel on a recent visit to the small shop, which doubles as a window into the pre-modern world of Middle-Eastern pastries.

His first item of business today is making a fresh batch of baba qadrasi, also known in Arabic as “mann el-sama” or “manna from heaven,” named after the legendary food that God miraculously delivered from the sky to feed the Israelites in the Exodus story.

If not truly the biblical food itself, an early recipe for baba qadrasi was found in a 10th-century Abbasid cookbook.

[fromgoy2joy]

My Purim outfit- because everyone asked and this is very important

[anartificialsatellite]

Hope everyone's Purim is wonderful! Posting this classic, as is tradition.

[lawbreaker13]

Happy Purim guys. Guess what I am.

I’m actually so funny that’s what I am

[convolutings]

Happy Purim!

Hey, do Jews remember when our holidays would trend on Tumblr, and that stupid meme wishing a happy "x" to whoever celebrated would pop up starting like the day before? And we were wondering what that would be like after October 7 since this site has found its way to extreme leftism and antisemitism at every corner.

Well, we have our answer. For Hanukkah, it seems like they were still keeping up their facade of supporting Jewish people, but now they've just given up. Because a "Happy Purim" is nowhere to be found.

And if they start tomorrow, then it just proves even more so that it's all for show because why would you make a post towards a specific group of people on the one day a week that they don't use electronics.

[edenfenixblogs]

Happy Purim! I hope it's a wonderful and joyous holiday! It does sound like a lot of fun!

Thank you!!!!! I wish I could invite all the wonderful goyim who have helped make these past months less traumatic to celebrate in a big party with me!

[alefelul]

oh baby

[alienprophecy]

I was making hamantaschen and accidentally made one that looked like the Virgin Mary (Oops wrong religion)

[absolutelybatty]

This may or may not be just because I wanted to give Sal a mask on top of his mask.

[funky-yellow-rat]

chag purim sameach!!

time to celebrate the time when esther slay queened her way into saving her people from not being killed by a guy with a stupid hat. we celebrate this by making cookies in the shape of his stupid hat, which we’ve done for hundreds if not thousands of years.

[followthebluebell]

Chag Purim sameach <3

[fromgoy2joy]

Sober Purim Was A Trip (Pun Intended)

TW- TALK OF DRUGS, SERIAL KILLERS, AND EXPLICIT TOPICS

I went to two Purim Parties - one was a rager at a rabbi’s house, the other was a sober event  on a Sunday Afternoon. 

The sober Purim party was actually substantially weirder. 

There was millennial adults postulating about jobs, and how diverse their positions are with “Latina lesbians “. I think that  is a weird way of talking about your coworkers. It sounds like Maria isn’t interested in “breaking glass ceilings” at the laundry software company you work at, but just wants to go home to her girlfriend at the end of the day. 

Then shifting all the way in a 180 motion to talking about "bedroom preferences", clowns, and serial killers like John Wayne Gacy in front of college students. I had to explain in front of the rabbi’s wife to a 32-year-old man that the reason our generation hates clown was not because of a random guy in the 1970s who did that as a gig and also ate people, but because in 2016 at age 11, we legitimately thought that clowns chasing us around with knives was a legitimate threat. 

He shook his head. “But Gacy ate people..” 

Then there was the moment where a woman was bragging about how she could infuse anything with weed without making it taste like it. This was as we were all eating the brownies she brought. 

Certifiable comedic moment!

 And she was talking loudly about getting high around the rabbi’s three year old. 

Then we shifted to discussing prostitutes? Against my will and I couldn’t escape. Finally, I left with three gift bags so all is well.

Honestly, rabbi rager was a much more chill time. And there, an actual clown was given us trouble!