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Hell's Paradise is fantasy Suicide Squad. Change my mind.

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Could I get lost in your ocean eyes that burn like sage and melt like chocolate, your gaze that is hotter than the sun, and cooler than slate steel?

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Oh, to be a small, soft-bodied prey 535 million years ago.

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You know you're an American college student when Court Jester sounds like a really good job right about now.

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Remember to add your thoughts going brr at 3am to your calander y'all.

Thanks, Samsung < 3

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BLACK VELVET: A RUNNER OWEN NOVEL

In a Victorian inspired world of eternal night, transman Owen Rosedown is a Runner - a detective for hire - in the employ of the Knight Hunters and their leader, the handsome but arrogant Lord Aurum Vim-Calyx. After a secretive mission at a ball goes awry, the infuriated Lord Aurum blames Owen, punishing him with temporary exile within the haunted halls of Black Velvet Castle. But when a powerful storm strikes, the infamous vampire god known only as the Scarred Man takes over the castle, intending to kidnap all the inhabitants, and claim Owen for himself. As the other humans fall into despair, Owen resists their captors, turning to his faith in the Goddess for strength, and the shadowed halls of the castle for salvation. Can Owen free them all, or will he surrender to the dark, unspeakable desires of the Goddess’ husband reborn?

THEMES:

captivity

the undead past

class differences

isolation and loneliness

desire and longing

CURRENT STAGE: In progress

LINKS:

@coffeewritesfiction - my main writing blog

CONTENT WARNINGS: Note that these apply to the story as I currently know it

Blood

Death/Murder

Slavery

Attempted Suicide

Rape, mentioned or implied

Victorian-inspired moral values

Gotcha hooked? Follow this blog or like/reblog this post for updates and more posts!

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This matters. You matter. This is a huge matter, actually.

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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Not all who wander are lost but I sure am.

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Conifers and fat bees are indeed the definition of beauty.

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Happy pride to Country Mama Lynn and her son

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Is this what they mean by writers search history being sus?

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Jason the Toymaker is such a petty drama queen. Smug, Petty, King. Knows what he wants, knows how to get it.. and knows he's going to get it. He is That Bitch.

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This is Electric Trumpet Erasure. Cannot stand.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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Profile for Breath of Death OC

Made for the @world-of-horrors-au, created by @coffeexafterxmidnight

Possibly find her over at @deepdownclowns , DJing in The Deep!

Name: Adelyn Morganna

Alias: Revel, Breath of Death

Faction: The Deep

Age: 24

Height: 5'9"

Physical description: 

She has long, thick, reddish brown hair to the bottom of her back. She keeps it in two long braids. She has bright blue eyes that seem to glow in the club lights. She's naturally tanned, with freckles covering most of her body.

Deep outfit: White mask with neon blue stripes mask that has no eyes or visable mouth, still easily breathable. There's symmetrical glowing lines along her cheekbones, temples and swirls on each cheek. She wears a black tank top and a cropped hoodie with blue highlights. Her pants are black with blue along the seams. White sneakers that someone in the deep custom painted for her.

Killing outfit: Similar mask, with no swirls and black instead of white base color. She wears a ¾ sleeve black shirt with neon blue stitching, black leggings with neon blue music notes going up the right pant leg. Ensures she has several of her sharp Bobby pins in her hair, which are always tied tightly in their deadly braids. Black sneakers that someone in the deep custom painted for her.

Personality:

She's very excitable. She's almost always moving and dancing to a song no one else can hear. She's also blind, so it's likely she can hear things no one else can. She's very upbeat and points out the best out of every situation for everyone around her. Underneath that, she's tense and constantly ready for a fight, though unless you looked closely and knew her well, you wouldn't be able to tell. She's always thinking of the worst case scenario.

Background:

Adelynn had a younger sister by 2 years and a brother on the way. Adelynn was 4 years old, in the midwest, when the first wave hit. Because of this, when the country shut down, she was on her own with her family for a bit, attempting to survive until they could make it to the East Coast. During this time, she learned things about survival and protection. She lost her mother and unborn brother to starvation on the journey. 

When they reached the East Coast, Adelyn was 8 and taken to the camps. Her sister was taken to a separate camp, which got raided by horrors, and she didn't survive. Adelyn was at the top of her class in camp until it was shut down. When Adelyn attempted to return to her father, her father was gone. 

With nowhere to go, Adelyn wandered. She "couch surfed" but she survived off the forest, the plants and animals as best she could, for food. Eventually the government came for her. They wanted her DNA, which she would've given willingly, but they also asked her to donate her eggs if she wasn't having children. At the prospect of her children in a world of horror, she ran instead of giving them her DNA, and became wanted on suspicion of being a Horror herself. 

People she thought she was safe with started attempting to kill her. She felt there was nowhere she could be safe. She couldn't even make her way to the forest to get food because she was known for hunting there and would be an easy target. Eventually Adelyn got cornered by her closest friends, during which they blinded her permanently by stabbing and ripping out her eyes as "revenge against the dirty horrors." She strangled them both based on the sound of their breathing, turning her into a horror.

She ran in randomized directions and away from the sounds of people until she heard music. It led her down a flight of stairs and into the deep, where she met The Hedonist.

Revel is now a DJ for a nightclub in The Deep. She's well known for her long braids whipping back and forth as she bobs to music and her neon striped mask that has no eyes.

Skills: advanced hearing, hand to hand combat, improvised weapons, hunting, foraging, identifying flora and fauna, basic weapons training taught in camps

Weapons: She uses her hands or her braids to strangle her opponents, she also likes to improvise weapons and can usually find at least two, usually more, sharpened "Bobby pins" in her hair.

Other information: Pansexual, Poly

She doesn't show it but she's wary of every new person she meets. Very good at pretending she's overwhelmingly happy.

Motifs: Neon blue lines, headphones that light up, bandage covered eyes, long, tight braids, bruised necks

Allies: The Hedonist, Employees of the deep, some of the regular nightclubbers

Enemies: N/A 

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Dolores: Nobody understood his gift, and they were scared of him. He had a heavy gift and was humble. I can hear him currently. Understand me? He's living in The Wa-

Camilo: HE'S GOT RATS!! HE'S TALL. IF YOU SEE HIM IT WILL BE THE E N D O F DA YS!!!

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Me, getting myself a Slytherin boyfriend instead: 😈😈😈

My new Slytherin boyfriend: I would never make you change who you are, now slither back in bed dork 🥰😍😘😘

Me, a proud slytherin: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, i hate this, fuck you.....

Also me: has 18 piercings and 2 tattoos

Also me, at my hufflepuff girlfriend: 😍☺If I have to act like a Gryffindork to make you smile, then get me the sorting hat🥰🥰🥰😍😘