#happy birthday bitchboy

[spoohie]

for personal reasons I will now pass away

(malewife tartaglia)

[canned-ghost]

it's this assholes birthday

[chirpfinch]

HIII HAPPY BIRTHDAY CTUBBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dianaladrislovebot]

guess what time it is besties ….

[fucklestat]

LESTAT DE LIONCOURT has been alive for 262 slutty, slutty years. Happy Birthday, bitchboy 🥰

[elvirassecretmistrezz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @bitchboy

YOU GO FAGGOT!!!!!!

[out-of-context-stigmata-gang]

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY @bitchboy!!

[you-need-not-apply]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH JAMIEEEEE

HAPPY BIRTH OF THE DAY JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!111111111 I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY EVERYDAY BUT AN EVEN AMAZINGER DAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!111111 I'm so so SO glad I sent that one ask on that one day because It was how I met you bitchboy :D

Birthday cake for you despite it having only one candle. pretend it looks good :3

Even tho it was annoying I’m glad you decided to be a little bitch to me that day and try and troll me, glad to have met u

Thanks whore <3

[nikolajrostovs]

Happy birthday bitchboy

[jokerpeterson]

happy birthday!!! :33 🎉🎉❤️❤️

You have a 1/365.25 chance of getting it right, good luck bitchboy

[pepperpepperz]

happy birthday bitchboy 🎉🌈

[ID: a water colour painting of sasuke wearing a birthday hat, looking grumpy. he is show from the shoulders up. /End ID.]

[marithlizard]

Notes while watching RWBY v9e3 because I can’t help it:

- I am not paying Rooster Teeth to watch this, they suck. (Crunchyroll also sucks but is hard to avoid if you want to watch animation).   I am not invested in this story anymore. I have pulled back.  Totally just casual watching.  Yes.

- Those opening credits... wait, is Alyx going to turn out to be NEO? That would be a fantastic twist.    

- I’m surprised Yang and Blake are able to be so cheerful after everything that went down last volume.  But they have each other, and they know they did their best,   Weiss is clearly damaged but coping.  Ruby...

- Ruby has been heading for an emotional breakdown since volume 1, when  she explained to Jaune that leaders are not allowed to fail, ever.  She  internalized what Ozpin told her on the first day of class right down to  her spinal cord and has lived by it ever since.  (I wish those two  could talk to each other as overwhelmed traumatized failed leaders  sharing comfort.)  

- Ruby I know your whole thing is using your pure heart and smart mind to make unexpected brilliant tactical decisions. Which maybe since volume 7 have not all been so brilliant in hindsight. But uh no hindsight needed right now. This is bad and WBY know it but they’re following you out of habit.

- This short homicidal royal bitchboy?  You should be running away.  Now. Now? Too late now.

- That sequence zooming down the tower with the butterfly is WOW.

- Ruby he just killed two people for giving him the wrong color birthday present.  What makes you think this “game” will not involve more death.  It’s easy to think the chess pieces are not people but -

- oh WELL then.

- You didn’t even ask about “what if you win and we lose”, I notice.  

- So it’s nonfatal for the normal pawns?  That seems good but I don’t trust it. You know the feeling you get when watching happy children sing a fun song to their teacher in Helluva Boss?   That is what I’m feeling right now about this chess game.

- But it’s only episode 3, way too early in the season for horrible doom.  Right? Right.

- I don’t think you should tell him about Alyx, Ruby, given the rather broad hints that Alyx is the reason his father is not around. 

- Oops. Should’ve said you were aliens or something.

- Game’s obviously off, Ruby, can’t you just pick them up off the board and - oh so that’s why they’re riding in her scarf in the teaser.

- Whoa, angel glyph Weiss! Can’t deny that looks gorgeously anime.

- WHOA Yang wielding Weiss’s summoned giant sword? On the one hand, there’s been no in-show time since v8 for them to have trained and powered up in such a major way. On the other hand, it’s so cool I don’t care.

- Cheshire cat with a subtly vicious tongue.  “Unable to do the one thing you were put on this acre to do”... which was what, I wonder?

-”Promises are like birds, they taste great but always escape”.  I like this cat.

- The Jabberwock really isn’t hostile at all, is it.  (Is it the king?) And now I’m worried for it. 

I was overthinking, phew.  It is only episode 3.  Doom tomorrow, doom yesterday, but not doom today.   Except for the Jabberwock.

[beautiful-detective]

happy birthday to the bitchboy himself, GETO SUGURUUUU!!!!!! CONGRATS, BITCH BOY!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[aintnopartylikeaprideparty]

OH SHIT ITS NAGITO’S BIRTHDAY???

[cataclysmcrows]

childe my beloved

[freakura]

hap birth gorob kechi