#happy birthday jones ^^

[team-mythic-beasts]

Seven Years of TMB, Part 1: The Blind Prophet and the “Reformed” Villain

by Jones Fitzgerald (feat. Diadema)

(Read series introduction here!)

Most people already know that I am in… not very good terms with the Prophet. It’s even worse when she tells me, reluctantly, that I’ll become a hero one day. Source? Her silly little “predictions” that she sees in that wicked mirror of hers.

And those do-gooders from Luftstadt call me a heartless psychopath. This woman doesn’t have a heart or conscience at all! The only thing she ever does is look at her precious little mirror and believe everything it shows her. She never takes responsibility, ever. What a sorry excuse of a deity.

Sadly, being one of her biggest haters isn’t going to stop me from having to see her face again.

None of her daughters in sight, I stepped into her temple to find the woman had already set up a table in her usual spot. She didn't even turn her head towards me or give me the usual temple greeting; pretending not to notice me, she kept sipping her tea. It wasn’t until I pulled my chair back and sat myself down... did she finally make her first remark.

"So... you have saved a continent from certain doom and earned the favor of my children. I have feared this would happen."

…

Pfft, haha! Who would’ve thought a goddess would be afraid of a miserable prick like me? Next time Arthur tells me off for bragging, I’m passing on those exact words to him. My amusement didn’t last long, though… As the old woman revealed to me the truth of my family… and why her “precious baby son” decided to look for me in the first place.

A ring she wiped with a tiny piece of cloth, golden and decorated with a foggy white gemstone. She claims to have obtained it from my old man, who’s missed me dearly since my mother whisked me and my older brother away to Phantasmia. Seems to me that she thinks I’m ready to take his place as king… What madness!

“Should you never return to Einlon, your family’s reign will surely end with your father. I dare not think of what will happen if the kingdom falls in the hands of other nobles once again.”

There she went again… Always guilttripping her subjects into heavy, life-ruining decisions. I’m doing good enough in my new home with a giant stone demon upon my roof, I told her— but I doubt she even heard me.

Below were the words she left me as I got up to leave, finding this conversation a waste of time.

“I know your ancestors well, Jones Fitzgerald. Or should I say… Alfred Lycardia II. The choices they faced then… you soon shall, too.”

…

Why did I agree to this meeting again?

Next: Mikel & Fra’ser + Alphix

[where-are-the-pixels]

Happy birthday yayyy

🇺🇸🎂😎🤠🤠🤠🤠

[fannoona]

Happy birthday to my man 🔥

[actordougjones]

That annual semi-nude birthday photo is here. To make it a happy 63rd, His Grace, Duke Douglas Jones of Sealand (an actual title, thank you Principality Of Sealand) has but one birthday wish — that we can all be kind to our fellow humans.

[addictedball]

Happy late July 4th 🫠🌻🦅✨

[tekkiperson]

how do you think casey jr would react to party poppers? these things 🎉, with the confetti n stuff?@!$?

I think he would love the confetti, though!

[hydraespacial]

🎉🥳🇺🇸🦄👽🥳🎉

[muzzledjaw]

"You're weird if you celebrate fictional character's birthdays-" SHUT THE FUCK UP!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY IANTO JONES

[stewy]

DAVID TENNANT as Kevin 'Kilgrave' Thompson for @tendoc.

[scullysconstant]

[royaltea000]

Fourth of July is so funny cuz it’s the one time every year that people decades past their hetalia phase will wake up in a cold sweat and go “there’s only one character I can draw for this day… 👁️👁️💦”

[hwsforeignrelations]

It’s not every year I can Mr Murica struts his stuff better than the last.

NICE GAMS DARLIN!!!

[azarovas]

You always made it sound so easy when you said you loved me. Aye, well, I don’t think that should be hard. I find it hard, but it doesn’t mean that I don’t feel it.

VIGIL (2021-)

[televised-eyes]

happy 53rd birthday to my favorite demon and the king of tumblr himself, the one and only david tennant!!! ❤️

[s0ftpining]

there's nothing sweeter than a birthday present commission for two best friends (@amberlouigi @manycoloureddays) of two best friends 🪻

[spicysaucesteaks]

He turns 41 today. Babygirl is so grown up 🥺