#happy meat farms

[just-some-normal-jessica]

because you say so under your breath

you're reading lips,

"where did he get

all confident?"

[crazygamusino]

[thefuriousmagician]

My own version of Jared, Mother's #1 Special Boy

I've seen a lot of versions on Tumblr already and I wanted to go a little bit of a different route, so centipede body

[cryptic-loser]

Being an analog horror/internet horror series fan is so weird-

What do you MEAN I have to tell people my favorite character is a guy named "Jared" that works in IT, or a bitch simply named "THE BOILED ONE"????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THEM?????

[divnydoodles]

The Mona 💗

[vhbutter]

DFTM fandom are you still kicking?

Probably not, but it’d be cool if you were

[abatt0ir3]

🗣️ GET THAT THING DOWN!

[mipyguy]

#1 jared fan

[souplovingwerewolf]

Analog horror series explained poorly (underrated series edition):

Greylock: Foster's Home for Imaginary Eldritch monstrosities

Suitmation trials: "people possessing animatronics" trope but it's opposite day (and also Godzilla is there)

White Stag Education: creepy mask cult worships space Satan, also there's psychic drugs for some reason?

Sominum dream viewer: You VIEW dreams?? You view dreams like the TV show?? Oh! Oh! Distorted nightmare jail! Distorted nightmare jail for human for one thousand years!!

Happy meat farms: welcome to McDonald's would you like a beesechurger,a mutagenic horror beyond human comprehension that's being exploited by humans for their own selfish and foolish desires, or chicken nuggest

Surreal broadcast: oops! All interdimensional nightmare spiders! (Ft. The cult of the green guys)

[just-some-normal-jessica]

there's been a disturbance in the dftm universe (new videos:3)

[mangoob]

Look! Everything is fine! And they all get along!

They are watching SpongeBob <3

[metal-friendz]

Okay spongebob dont freak out but theres an ugly bitch on ur left..

[morningfawns]

I REMEMBERED TO DRAW HIM

Jared moment

Wgy is his hand doing that idk dont ask me

[howtowhumpyourhiccup]

ARGs and analog horrors that I've seen now and my experience with them:

The Backrooms (where my journey started!)

The Mandela Catalogue (tv doppelgangers haunt town, potential bodysnatcher situation, also the Holy Mary plays a role somehow?)

Happy Meat Farms (unexpectedly deep rabbit hole!)

Welcome Home (Wally is my special boy despite the devil imagery, also why are all the other puppets' intros in past-tense?)

Vita Carnis (meat. to eat or be eaten, Trimmings are cute in the ugly way)

The Monument Mythos (There's a monster beneath Lady Liberty and other secrets the American government hides from you!)

I Am Sophie (psychological horror!)

The Walten Files (FNAF)

The Other Guy's Files (also FNAF)

The Other Other Guy's Files (they all blend in to the point that I'm not even sure there's three anymore. also FNAF)

Local58 ("the moon's haunted")

Gemini Home Entertainment (EW EW EW EW, MAKE IT GO AWAY!)

Any others I need to know about?

[jaredgender-rights]

meme: [getting my top surgery at Happy Meat Farms. catch ya later]

[c-burner-0016]

Hey, so,

While I am not apart of the radqueer community I'd strongly advise blocking @/88-arachnids-grip-88

She's done horrible things to especially me and my friends, screenshots below

Threatening to send me her cutting pictures

Her almost killing her animals, her perfectly healthy ones at that. Instead of offering to rehome her pets she was instead going to murder them.

Her death threating me for untrue things (I am 15 years old)

Her going at my 14 yo girlfriend "most vile anti shipper" when she just argued murderers and rapists shouldn't be set free. We have both wanted her to leave us alone

And a bonus, while I cannot find a screenshot currently she has said something about shooting her school.