#happy with this though k bye zzz

[r0b0t1me]

quick leo drawing before i sleep

[drakenology]

A B C’s with Todoroki Shoto.

hiii! so I got this little idea while leisurely scrolling through bnha smut. idk if this creator is the originator of the trend but I wanna give credit anyways so shout out to @nillabeam​ for inspiring me to drabble on and on about my shoto doin the dirty. 

warnings: smut (obvi so 18+ please), slight daddy kink, all characters are aged up, and some swearing cause I feel like it. 

enjoy my little heathens!

A- Aftercare

Oh don’t be fooled by Todo’s calm and stoic demeanor. He is fucking insatiable in bed. 

But after a long night of ravishing you until you’re drunk on his cock, he’ll run you both a bath to soak your muscles in and relax.

Would help you in and out of the bath as he washed you up, rinsing your back for you. 

He’d leave kisses where he left harsh hickies. 

Would tell you how much he loved you, and gush about how delicate and pretty you were. EEK!!

B- Body Part 

He loved your breasts. 

You would often catch him staring at them as you talked to him, earning a stern look on your face to remind him to pay attention to you.

Would fuck you on your back just to watch them bounce and jiggle around 

He felt like your boobs were always so happy to see him, perking up when he would grab them. 

Would kiss them during sex and loves playing and sucking on them. 

Most of your hickies were all over them 

As for his own body, He really likes how toned and strong his arms got. 

He wants to protect you, so he got stronger so he can beat people up for you if he needed to. aww how sweet. 

C- Cum

He cums all over his favorite part of your body (see B). 

He also likes to cum inside you, cause he’s got a small teeny weeny breeding kink. 

You always cum first.. like it’s mandatory. He simply can’t bring himself to do it knowing you haven’t had your fill. 

When you go down on him thoooooo..

He loved to cum all over your pretty face. He always thought you looked gorgeous painted in his cum. 

He’d kiss your lips after you gave him head if a little bit of his hot cum was still on your mouth. 

D- Dirty Secret

As I said, Todoroki was a stoic and cool person out in public. 

He didn’t appear to be as sexually savant as he is 

but BABY

I’m tellin you, in the bedroom Todo is a beast. 

He really liked being called daddy.

It was something about watching your cute little face twist in pleasure whine and beg for him to fuck you. 

“Address me right, princess.” ASDGFJKF

HUGE daddy kink, da fuqq.

E- Experience 

eh.. some.

He had another girlfriend before you; some girl Endeavor set him up with. She cheated on him. 

but yeah.. my baby knows what he’s doing.

He loved showing you his moves. Watching your amazed and fucked out face was his favorite part of fucking you. 

F- Favorite Position

He loved them all tbh. 

He liked to experiment with a lot of different positions, getting bored pretty quickly.

But his tried and true is missionary.

He got to watch your face react to his every maneuver, kiss your neck to mark you up as his territory as he whispers in your ear sweet praises 

“Good girl, kitten.” “So good for me.” “You feel so good, baby”

Also your luscious breasts were front and center for him to stare at as he pounds you ooooooooo. 

G- Goofy

Yeah soo.. Shoto is a little serious. A little too serious in fact. 

Once when you two were making out he lifted you up, trying to carry you into your room as he bumped your head on the door frame. 

God it was like you were on life support or something

He apologized a million times, blaming himself as if he severely hurt you. 

You just giggle and kiss him in hopes it’ll shut him up and calm his worrying. You knew it was just an accident. 

H- Hair

He kept himself pretty trim, not really liking having a lot of hair on his body, for the exception of his arms and legs. He couldn’t help that he was a hairy guy (I imagine Endeavor being a lil hairy under his hero costume soo genetics?)

I- Intimacy

 he’s such a hopeless romantic it’s adorable.

he dotes on you the whole time, ensuring he’s not hurting you too much 

would kiss you over and over again

wants to you be comfortable at all times. 

in moments like these you’re the only thing that matters. 

J- Jack off

If for whatever reason he’s away, he always calls you. 

“I need you baby, what are you wearing right now?” He’ll ask, no matter if he’s in an important meeting or away on business, if he’s horny he’s horny.

Needs your voice to help him through his orgasm. 

Loves to facetime when he’s away so he can see your face and your body. 

“Yes, god Y/N you’re so perfect. Bend over for me.. yes..” He groaned, sloppily palming away at his length as he comes to his climax.

K- Kink

he’s got a lot sksksns

definitely a fucking dom

loves telling you what to do, always calling the shots in bed most of the time

Loves pet names, “baby girl” “kitten” “princess” 

overstimulates you sometimes just to see you squirm under him, the sick bastard. 

high key a sadist.. he’ll never openly admit to that tho

L- Location 

anywhere, surprisingly. 

If you two were out with friends and he felt an urge to taste you, he’d simply say you two are going to the car to get something, only to start having sex with you in the back seat. 

Fucks you in his office

Fucked you in his childhood bedroom once as a fuck you to his father. haha.

down for whateva.

M- Motivation

one thing that always got him going was you acting coy. Like you don’t know that what you’re doing is turning him on. 

You lean a little more, your blouse unbuttoned so he can see your ample cleavage. 

“What do you mean, Sho?” You bat your eyelashes, smirking at him as you watch his face turn red. 

“Fuck Y/N, don’t be cute. You’ll be sorry when we get home.” He would hiss at you, secretly not wanting you to stop teasing him.

He loved your sexy ass.

N-No 

he hated excessive hitting or pain play.

he was always too scared to hurt you, knowing he could by mistake at any given point. 

he just won’t hit you.. so don’t ask.

O- Oral

he loved sloppy, degrading head from you. 

fucks your throat sometimes, loves hearing you gag. 

when he gives you head though, he’s relentless.

he wont stop until your sobbing, begging him to fill you as he ate you out, shallowly fingering you with one finger to make you.

“Aw.. look at you. So desperate. You want me inside you, kitten?” UGHHH

P- Pace

depends on the situation or what mood he’s in. 

when he’s making love to you, his pace is slow and methodical, wanting to savor the moment

however when you’ve been bad... FUCK

he’s gonna pound you into the mattress until you’re a fucked out mess underneath him, begging him to slow down so you can catch you breath

“Don’t cry now, princess. You had so much mouth earlier.” He would mock you, smirking at your weakened state. Yall I-

Q- Quickies

as much as he loved taking his time with you, quickies were something that were quite vital for you two.

Shoto was always busy with something as he always kept himself occupied to provide for you two. 

Whenever the opportunity arises, you two strike while the iron’s hot

R- Risk 

Shoto likes to explore every aspect of sex, so that leaves for lots of room for exploration.

Finding new spots to touch and lick and suck on. 

He loved taking risks if it meant he got to listen to your sweet moans. 

S- Stamina

uhm.. yes. 

he had a fuck ton, you often cumming multiple times before he did. 

“I hope you’re not tapping out on me. I’m not through with you yet.” He would coo to you, urging you to yet another orgasm. 

he almost felt bad for you, as you twitch and shake overstimulated from his stamina being filled to the goddamn brim. 

T- Toys

he used them on you a lot.

loved little bullet vibrators, they were so handy in helping him send you into a frenzy. 

one night he had made you squirt when he used one on you as he fucked you senseless. 

“Ooh I know you’ve got some more in there for me, kitten. Be a good girl and do that again.” 

he also liked to watch you fuck yourself with a dildo. 

he found it pretty easy to degrade you as he watched you try mimic his thrusts with it. 

“You wish that was me don’t you, kitten? Too bad.” 

U- Unfair 

he totally LOVES teasing you

in public especially, loving to see you flustered and speechless as you try and talk to others. 

“What’s wrong, princess? You seem a little hot.” He’d say, caressing your inner thigh under the table at dinner. 

V- Volume

todo isn’t very loud in bed.

he’ll grunt and groan against your skin has he fucked you 

definitely cussing a lot under his breath and whispering praises or obscenities in your ear as he took you. 

“Ugh..baby. You feel so good.” “You’re mine..all mine.” “Shit, you’re so wet.”

W- Wild Card!!!

todoroki’s favorite memory of one of your ventures was when he had you bent over the kitchen sink. he didn’t think you could cum that hard around him, the feelings almost sending him into his own release.

he loved when you wore dresses to give him easy access to your pussy. 

loved fucking you in them, something about pulling it up to reveal you cheeky little panties made him feral. 

X- X-Ray

todoroki is PACKIN okay? 

i don’t imagine him being extra long, but he had really nice girth

still to this day you’re left speechless when he pulls that glizzy out his boxers. 

Y-Yearning

shoto loves you.. like a lot.

everything you do kinda sends him into a frenzy, wanting you right then and there. 

he wants sex pretty much all the time, I think the only time he’s not horny is when he’s working. 

Z- Zzz

you always fell asleep first, being that shoto wears you the fuck out

he liked to watch you sleep, leaving soft kisses all over your face. 

“I love you, Y/N.” He’d whisper, holding you close as he drifted off to sleep with you. AWWWW 

whew this shit took longer than I thought. hope yall liked this. i’m finally starting to write about more characters other than my baby daddy katsuki. bye! 

[zuffer-weird-girl]

SFW ALPHABET Chronostasis/ Kurono Hari

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Not very much when around people, but behind close doors? Oh boi, he is always peppering your head, cheeks, lips with kisses.

He is both a man of action and words so go ahead and enjoy yourself with our blockhead ^^

B = Beginning (How would the relationship start?)

Hari is dense with relationships, he might like you but damn is hard fro him to make the first move so you might need to straight up tell this idiot that you like him and kiss him.

Apreciate his shock face. Seriously apreciate! IS RARE TO SEE HIM SHOCKED SO APRECIATED IT AND KISS HIM MORE!

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Yes of course he does LOVE IT!

Kurono doesn't mind being either big spoon or little spoon if they can still be chest to chest with you. But he does enjoy when he is sitting with your head rested on his chest as he carres your arm and hair.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He is a bit hesitant since all of his life on the Yakusa and being Overhaul's right hand man but he does wish secretly to have a cozy lifestyle with you as long as you guys taste some adrenaline from time to time.

Kurono is amazing at cooking and cleaning but sorry, you aren't escaping the house chores.

Cmon this guy already work his ass off to the Hassaikai GIVE HIM A BREAK!

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He really wouldn't like to break up. But if is needed or you or him messed up BADLY them he would, begrudily tell you to leave him.

He would try to fix things, but if you betrayal his trust than its game over. It's hard to get him to loose up, so no. Not ever seing or hearing of him again... unless I dunno if he is oN JAIL-!

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Errrr

Difficult topic.

Marriage does scary him a bit, but he is not oppose to it. He doesn't though want you to get hurt by his affiliations with the mafia but still would do everything to protect you and his possible babies ^^

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

If you manage to break his walls then surprise surprise HE iS A SoFTiE-!

His hugs are magical! His kisses leave you on cloud nine and it's just feel so right! So loveable and soft and warm oh god all of him is perfect (is kurono simping hours)

He would listen to every problem you have without a complain and ping! Comfort hugs and food and kisses TAKE HIS KISSES!

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

As stated before. It feels just right.

You would feel secure on his arms and all warm, surely you wont feel cold. He likes to prop his chin on your head and just enjoy the feeling of you on him as his arms cling onto your waist or shoulders.

Is quite frequent quick hugs from behind and rarely cuddle sections since he doesn't like much staying still when you are around, he might enjoy what he has until Overhaul is requesting his presence again.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

If you were friends before he is fast enough to saythe three magical words. For real, he might even say before you.

But if you two weren't friends and are only meeting now it might take a little while longer, not longer than Chisaki but still-!

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Soft, magical, right and most important, addictive.

He likes kissing ever part of you and enjoys the same treatment.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

PRETTY GOOD (despite what happened to Eri-)

Children actually feel more at ease with him. One time you two were walking and a baby was crying non stop until he passed bye and waved at the kid. He even holded for a bit and the toddler was actually giggling!

10/10 for papa Hari

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Soft, on his days off mostly because if not he is only kissing your cheek and storming off.

He will hug you tightly while staring at the ceiling, if you start to kiss him he would chuckle a bit before pinning you to the bed to show how glorious his body is as he looks down at you like you are his whole world.

"My turn~"

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Poor man will just collapse in you and groan how much his back and legs are in pain and just how much he is tired.

Rub his back or give him a little massage and he becomes potty in your arms. Might be grumpy about how he is suppose to be taking care of you instead of the other way around but just kiss him to make this dumbass to shut up.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Oof! This one is just as a hard head as Overhaul!

It will take a lot of time for him to be open to you, I guess it would take 2 to 3 years to at least spill the tea for you.

It would feel like a weight left his shoulders after it.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Pretty difficult with this one. He likes to talk things out instead of yelling so it would take a lot for him to be angry.

Like hurt yourself for a stupid reason at the point of go to the hospital. He is furious more at himself though relax.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He is the worst with numbers and dates, but little things like what kind of food you like or even that little detail you talked about one of your favorite clothes.

Asides from dates, he is the best of remembering things.

And he marks dates on his calendar to not forget anymore because of you so win win.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Hm.

When you guys made your first mischief together.

It can be anything, is just so hilarious to him but still loveable when you both exchanged glances at the exact same time before running from being yelled at. Hand in hand even.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Not much just when necessary. Subsconciously wrap a hand on your waist if someone is looking.

If they so much dare to flirt with you and you uncomfortable he just show a part of his gun hidden on his waist, one glare at them is enough to scare the poor soul away but he still growls like a damn wolf a "back off."

Just protecting his emotional state leave him at ease since this man is clearly overworked. He would just roll his eyes with a smirk before grabbing on your shoulder gently.

"Is not necessary love, I swear."

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Lots.

You are his everything, he doesn't want to lose you because of how much he works so he puts a lot of time on making dinner bu the light of the moon and candles.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Bitting his nails, spacing out, put work sometimes before you because he thinks is for the best and for your protection, and way more importantly and worrying:

Problem of hearing due to the much sounds of gunshots it currently will damage his eating so might be alert to that.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks? Do your looks bother them?)

Not much sincee this bastard knows he is quite good looking but still has a bit of insecurity due to his quirk where is located on his hair.

Got teased a lot as a child and even as a teenager from it...

Your looks are the same thing as perfection for him, so he doesn't bother with it.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He feels at ease with you, more at peace and loved so of course he would feel incomplete, especially where he lives and what he has to deal with...

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Knows more shit about guns then actually of himself holy shit, and gets all giddy and happy if he has the chance of seing and using a new gun and gushes to you about.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

They wouldn't like if you put others before yourself neither when you brush off a injury as if was nothing.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs? Does it change around a partner?)

Ding ding here is the thing: he doesn't do much of sleep. He has chronic insonia (lol) but still gets to rest and just take a little nap only if you are with him and are on his room.

Either alone or in another place he wont be able to.

[warxiwarxi]

All of those questions for Toby

–{ Somehow he’s surprised… Yet not at all… He’s not answering these of his own free will.

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

He’s… very eh about showing affection. Generally tends not to– But nor does he fight all that much when it’s given… … Strangely, he has an easier time giving kisses than things like hugs.But, that’s just physical things… His affection comes across very subtly, but stronger, in other ways– ‘Begrudged tolerance’ becomes ‘patience’, and maybe even ‘enjoyment.’ He’ll agree to offer more of his time to you. On occasion, he’ll smile.  He’ll show concern. They’re pretty small and hard-to-notice things, but for him they’re a lot…

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Yeah… Sure, flowers are nice. He likes them. He hasn’t really thought out a favorite, though– does he need to? They’re all pretty nice..

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

Sure… He doesn’t have chocolate too often, but sometimes– Uh, does he need to pick a favorite here too…? … Well, he kinda likes white chocolate-?

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

He….likes the kinds of dates that take place outside, for the most part– Just get some food, sit around, walk or ride bikes… Though now it is a little– mn, but…

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

Points,,, back at A. He won’t fight it too much, but he won’t really give em out either. But.. from certain people, maybe he’s coming to enjoy them more,, coughs. Um, he hasn’t actually graduated from letting another person hang off his shoulders, but hugs from him would probably be… Actually, if you’ve managed to get him to actually initiate one, maybe it’d be a pretty tight hug? … Either that, or a simple and light arm-slipped-around-you kind of thing, without too much in between. At least, for now.

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

He,,,,,, don’t. ………. Much.  …… On the rare occasion that he does, it’s small, and seemingly out of nowhere, but coming from him can probably be taken to say a lot. It’s things like, abruptly biting the other end of your pocky stick.

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

,,,,, Pass.

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

Very slow. Very slow.

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

‘Saying it’ – isn’t a point he’s reached at all. The first step is realizing it for himself, and then we’ll see how easily he can say it.

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

Let’s not try to find out.

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?

Can’t say he’s very experienced with it, at least.

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

Nope, bye

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

Hold on, this was already asked–

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

Inexperienced. But, if you actually get him there, he can at least be a little bold– if embarrassed, still.

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

He’s able to communicate his thoughts clearly, when he wants to actually share, and that’s about all that’s needed, isn’t it..? But, it’s definitely not like he’s a poet or anything.

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

He’s not picky… Above anything else, he just wants someone he can have an honest and happy relationship with..

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

Mmmmm ask again in 20 years

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

Kind of a cynic. Definitely a cynic.

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

Nah. At least, not known of.

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

He hasn’t really bought into the idea.

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

Romantically, no, not really. Maybe in other ways but that’s not important.

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

It’s eh.

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

Who knows. He can’t say he’s pictured it.

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

He doesn’t use them. Whether he’d ‘like’ them would depend on which ones are used and how, but as of now, in general, he’s not the biggest fan.

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

He’ll…  He’d try to protect, if he had to,,

Z   :   ZZZ.   how many people has your muse slept with?

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nsfw alphabet meme; kayla

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) giggly. like she will have sex and end up giggling afterwards and yes, some men are not okay with that, but it's just how she is. that afterglow banging feeling just leaves her feeling happy and giggly. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) she loves her legs and her butt. like. she knows she's a lil thicc and she loves it. and she doesn't actually have a partner, but if we're going with dunk, she loves just.. his body shape? like he's a thicc boi too. and it's just warm and inviting and idk don't talk to me idk what i'm talking about.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) .............she really likes facials. like call t*mmy, paint her face. just kidding. but she likes facials and she likes when someone cums on her tiddies. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) she...definitely slept with one of her professors from university. like it was a little bit after she graduated, was in a bar before she moved to florida the first time and stuff.. yeah. she's never told anyone. oops.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) she's fairly average. she's not virginal, obviously, but she's not constantly banging around. but she does know what she's doing. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) she's pretty content with just some missionary. or whatever the fuck you call side by side ok. is it just side by side/ i don't know. i'm a dumb bitch.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) it's pretty down the middle. pretty serious, but can go off and giggle. she's pretty chill, so i mean.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) she's pretty trimmed, rly. full wax makes her feel Too Gross, so.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) she's honestly.. a really romantic gal. like quickies aside, but she.. would love all that cheesy ass romance, like candles and rose petals and stuff, and honestly, she'd do it for herself. self care, fam. anyway. during the moment, she's someone who is very into kissing and using their name while she's on some moaning ish and just......... idk. romance.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) she usually is fine not masturbating but when she's on the road, she needs to before every show because lolstress. gotta bang one out before she leaves her hotel room. helps her chill her whole ass out, ok.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) god, i don't even think she has kinks. because she banged a professor, she might be into dressing up in like.. a skirt. but even then she's like uhhh. so. y'know.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) .. she's honestly really content with a bed. she likes being comfy. what of it.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) intelligence. talk nerdy to her, probably, and she's like helllllo. she also gets going with collarbone kissing. and tiddy handling. sensitive tiddies.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) she's really against spanking. that's honestly one of her hardest nos. she associates it with bad memories, so it's just very much not a thing for her at all. respects peoples likes, but. not for her. another turn off is just complete assholery. like for real. get to stepping, she does not need this.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) she is definitely more into receiving. it's not as though she's awful at giving and that she hates it, but. she likes bein a pillow princess sometimes, alright. i know that's a lesbian thing or whatev, but. still. counts. bye.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) it's kind of like.. a mix? it's just normal sex. she digs slow and sensual though, but when she's in a relationship.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) quickies are hot. she thinks they're hot. and fantastic, since she's always on the go and they work well for her. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) i .. she's not too risky. she's never found someone to really be super experimental with and risky with? like her last relationship was pretty just.. straight vanilla. and kinda boring. so you know.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) when she's by herself, she can be a quick trigger. with someone else, it can kind of take some time. then it ends up being longer if she's not comfortable and she gets in her head, so. which, she can go for a fair amount of rounds, so.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) she has a rabbit, that's about it. never used it on a partner. she suggested a cock ring once to her ex, he was not receptive, so she generally never mentions toys. oops.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) she never really ends up getting to tease, but it's really just an average amount of liking. nothing like life ruining. she has no clue how to do that.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) she's actually fairly quiet to begin with. years of having to be quiet doing anything because of family and like, roommates. then she slowly gets louder, and actually starts cussing, which is not normally her, so ]o[. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) every time she has a sex dream, something goes terribly wrong. like genuinely. it starts off great and then just suddenly dips into actual hellscape, like post apocalyptic shit. it's so weird. she does not understand. trauma.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) tiddies.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) it's pretty regular. she's just your regular average adult. bangs are great, but she's not revving her engine every single hour of every day or something.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) she honestly pops out pretty quick if she's comfortable. if she's not, she tends to dip out real quick because boy, that's a lot of vulnerability for someone she met three hours prior.

[ngshuminjeannat]

started @ 9:50PM

HELLOOOO!!! can you actually sense that I’m very very happy to type this post out? 😅 as many of you would have already known, I went to TWICE concert last Saturday, July 13 as an early birthday present (well, from myself to myself 😂)… I mean you should treat yourself sometimes, right? right. I honestly wouldn’t have gone if I didn’t find any friends to come with me but thankfully my friend decided to allow me to go with him and his friends so cheers! ^_^ honestly, from the bottom of my heart, I didn’t regret going with them… I had a shit-ton of fun before, during and after the concert so yay!!! I’m going to share my experiences with you guys mainly so that I can read back when I’m much older hehe >.<

it was my first time attending a concert so I didn’t know what to expect tbh… I wanted to dress prettily so urm? I wore long sleeves shirt and a dress and boyyyy did I regret it omg )): the weather was soooo crazily hot istg it was so annoying zzz… my friend decided to take the “first” train so that we can buy merch as there would be a lot of people and by a lot, I mean literally A LOT of people. I had to wake up like 5:45AM (which btw was earlier than what I’ll wake up for school on Thursdays and Friday) and I managed to wake up eh… okay tbh, I woke up like 3+AM but I fell back asleep and then I woke up right when the alarm rang… my friend wants to meet in the MRT so I’ve to reach the platform by 6:20AM… surprise, I wasn’t late, the train was early so my friend and his friends left the train to wait for me HAHAHA so honored 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ and then we traveled to Stadium MRT…

we reached there around 7AM (?)… the queue was already like so damn long but thank God my friend’s friend reached there first so we were smacked somewhere in the middle… the merch booth only opens @ 10AM so we waited and waited and waited… by the time it was 10AM, lmao the queue was legit even longer than before…….. even though we were smacked in the middle, we didn’t get to buy any merch other than Candy Bong Z… legit all the merch were already sold out within an hour and a half like (pardon my language) but what the actual fuck?????! I mean the tickets were all sold out and I meant all but the merch that they brought was probably way less than that?? it doesn’t make sense sia… I feel damn bad for the people who queued for at least an hour or more but didn’t get anything… it’s damn unfair istg… 🙄😪

k anyway, after that we walked around buying other things like banners, fans, etc… oh there was free stuff too hehe >.< we ate lunch, walked some more until 4:30PM then we went to queue to go into Singapore Indoor Stadium UwU 🙆🏻‍♀️ the line was pretty quick so yay! tbh, when my friend’s friend didn’t get the CAT 1 tickets, I was disappointed because it was my first concert and I want to see them up close… but then when I got in, we were like so near to the stage, I wasn’t disappointed anymore HAHA… 😅 however, they look damn small so I could only really see them through the big screens… it was fine though, I just want to see them soooo desperately!! 5PM and the concert started!! ugh, honestly, I feel my life is complete already when I saw them 😁❤️ wah istg they damn gorgeous, like drop-dead gorgeous 😍😍 maybe you will say I’m biased but I can’t help it considering they are the only girl group I hardcore stan with my entire life hehe… I just love them soooo much in the entire world!!!

there are some of their own songs that they sang with a twist on it so it was really new to me but nonetheless, I still enjoyed the concert! if you did see my instastory (if you haven’t, go follow me on my Instagram HAHA, don’t we all love that shameless plug lul sarcasm intended), then you can clearly hear me screaming my lungs out which I’m embarrassed of after replaying my story 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I surprisingly didn’t get a sore throat after that though despite my high-pitch shouting voice…… they also did a triple dance group thingy which let me emphasize were literally legit soooo sexy I almost got a nosebleed (exaggerating but whatever)… MOMO’s dance move was astonishing and she is really a dancing machine 😍 her body is also goals and it makes me wanna exercise and get those abs like how I always want (but we all know how lazy I’m so maybe sometime later?)… I’m going to insert some pictures here that I personally took…

TWICE GANG / SQUAD 🤟🏼

candy bong z colors soooo pretty

stan #satzu ❤️

stan #dahmo ❤️

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I didn’t take the rest of the members by myself so yea… 🙃 it’s now 11:20PM because I had a “break” just now to sing a happy birthday song and do all that crap… yes I purposely not write this post until my birthday because it’s more meaningful that way? oh my cake is black forest and I really like the cake a lot (I mean I chose it myself so obviously I like it lol)…

nineteen with me in my kimono because too lazy to put on a proper outfit

I think that’s all to this post? idk? but I still have to edit a YouTube video (part 2) of my concert and I plan to upload both part one and two on my birthday so let’s just end this here HAHA….. oh and thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday (whether I actually know you or not)! 🙆🏻‍♀️💕 I really appreciate it a lot and tbh I felt damn popular because so many people wished me when usually it will be only my family members and a few of my close friends so yay 😬 thankyou and I love you people (as friends)!!! till the next post, bye! 👋🏼 p/s: I can buy a cigarette pack now (no, I don’t smoke and I don’t plan to… it just feels like an accomplishment when you buy your first cigarette/alcohol/whatever thing?? I like that kind of feeling lul) but please stop increasing the “legal” age as the years go by… it’s hard for the 2000 babies zzz

ended @ 11:36PM

  Episode 17: #TWICELIGHTSinSG started @ 9:50PM HELLOOOO!!! can you actually sense that I'm very very happy to type this post out?