#hartwin smut

[tideswept]

stubborn in the bones [M][ch2] → ao3

Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Cat Anakin Skywalker, Fluff and Angst, Jealousy, Top Obi-Wan Kenobi, Power Bottom Anakin Skywalker, More tags to be added —

Even within the halls of the Temple, love was visible everywhere. The love of the crèche minders as they played with their charges, raising them until the time came for them to become Padawans. Love of a master whose greatest gift would be to pass on knowledge and wisdom to the next generation, spreading the teachings of their lineage. All of those were acts of genuine, gentle love.  What Obi-Wan felt was not gentle.  And that made it wrong. 

[alwaysdogmaticslumber]

I WANT HARRY HART.

that is it. that is the post.

[sitp-recs]

Masterclass in smut 🔥

Happy Friday everyone! As promised, here’s a multishipper/multi-fandom smutty reclist with my personal wank bank favorite ships doing the nasty and being 100% unapologetic about it. I could maybe split these between 2 categories, evocative and downright problematique filth - y por que no los dos??? Naturally, everything’s (very) Explicit here. Bon Appétit my horniessss

Has the Touch by professorfangirl (Bond/Q, 007, 2k) - the sexiest, most intimate and organic smut I’ve ever read, #writing goals

Bond is good with his hands.

Slip Free of My Grasp by @lqtraintracks (Harry/Sirius, HP, 3.5k) - 1st person pov goals, sinful and redeeming at once. This Sirius holds my heart

I don't want to be bad for him. I want to do bad things and still be, somehow, inexplicably, good.

Sardines by @shiftylinguini (Scorbus + Jeddy, HP, 4k) - a masterpiece with impeccable atmosphere, no one has ever made borderline incest feel so light & playful

It’s bad enough his cock is hard from listening to the impromptu midnight pornography of his brother getting off; Albus is not going to add seeing it to the list of reasons why he lost his mind, and presumably his eyesight, on the eve of his grandmother's seventieth.

Tremolo by Lilsoshie, marose (Tony/Peter, MCU, 4.3k) - stream of consciousness smut with insatiable Tony and exhausted af Peter

“You’re gonna ride me,” Tony decides, easing his fingers free and cherishing the unhappy whine the move inspires. “Up, come on.”

The Lies We Live With by @bixgirl1 (Jeddy, HP, 5k) - peak angsty smut, just the tip has never hurt this much :(

It doesn’t really count… is almost always followed by a lie, James learns, growing up.

Honeyboy by dollylux (Wincest, Supernatural, 6k) - filthy underage semi-public incest, see y’all in hell 🤠

While John's running an errand in the backwoods in Louisiana, Sam finds a way to keep Dean occupied. (Sex kitten!Sammy and trying-so-hard-to-be-good-in-public-and-failing!Dean.)

Ravishing by Miss_Lv (Newt/Percival, Fantastic Beasts, 7.6k) - give me dead dove like this or give me nothing!!!

Theseus holds a dinner party at his home and once Newt plays his part, he escapes, unaware he has an admirer following him.

Toeing the Line by @shiftylinguini (Tedrarry, HP, 8k) - nothing gets me more into Harry/Teddy than watching Harry watch Draco fuck Teddy. Filthy & sweet but really, this is here for the brilliant title plus daddy kink

Draco wasn’t sure why watching his partner fuck Teddy until he screamed was somehow less morally iffy for Harry than just doing it himself, but Draco wasn’t about to judge. Not when he was balls deep, anyway.

Only As Directed by rageprufrock (Hartwin, Kingsman, 12k) - possessive love is knowing how to share :)

“Arthur is a bad man,” Roxy had said. “Fucking tell me about it,” Eggsy had muttered, and gone to put on the tarty trousers Harry had picked out for him like a fucking high-end pimp.

Burned Silk, Buckled Leather by @ruinsplume (Sirius/Draco, HP, 12k) - stunning catharsis smut, liberating and full of kink positivity

When Sirius discovers a down-and-out Draco Malfoy lurking around the edges of a Muggle kink club, he thinks he knows just what Draco needs. He isn't expecting to run into some long-buried needs of his own.

Euphoria by birdsofshore (Scorbus + Dralbus, HP, 22k) - my go-to wank material, dilf Draco can step on my face anytime

A fire is prickling in the pit of my belly. I feel a little like I'm watching this happening to someone else. Al's sitting there, reeking of another man's sweat and come. He looks miserable and anxious... but also well-fucked. I look at his mussed hair, his bitten lips. I've never wanted him more.

From Thy Bounty by feyrelay, natureboy (Tony/Peter, MCU, 32k) - masterclass in both building and resolving sexual tension

Tony’s eyes are always dark, but now there's almost no iris left. He looks hollowed out. There’s something terribly hungry there, despite the feast they've filled themselves on.

Sötnos by Miss_Lv (Newt/Percival, Fantastic Beasts, 37k) - exquisite world building, blows my mind every time

Newt was expelled from Hogwarts but his parents managed to get him into another school, Durmstrang. There, Newt is taken under wing by the kind Professor Graves, who teaches him everything he needs to know about making new friends.

Heart Toward the Highway by Edwardina (Jo Harvelle/John Winchester, Supernatural, 43k) - the only F/M story you’ll ever need to read, I promise

Jo, fresh out of high school, has left home and wound up on the road with John, trying to learn the ropes from someone who isn't exactly sharing and caring. John, distant and impatient, isn't really a partner, friend, or role model -- which means that Jo's gotta get all stupid and hot for him. Their stoic apprenticeship starts to unravel as Jo starts to run out of clothes and John can't ignore her anymore.

Breezeblocks by hellhoundsprey (Supernatural RPF, 59k) - I have no idea how I found this, I don’t even read RPF. if you’re into cuckolding + humiliation: it doesn’t get any better than this

After months of doubts and suspicions, Jake ends up catching his husband red-handed when he comes home early one Friday afternoon. A/B/O

[mongoose-bite]

fic writer interview @nevermindirah tagged me! Thank you, Happy New Year :3

I'm tagging @thana-topsy @baratrongirl @amazinmango @raindrop-rouge, but only if you want to, no obligation.

How many works do you have on AO3?

83.

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

1,369,970

There you go, substantially more than a million words, for the sheer love of it.

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Fuck: My Life Nearly 190k of eruriren porn star AU. Of course it's my top fic.

These Weren't Memories ereri canonverse, written after the first season. It's old, and I don't like all of it, but it's a classic of the ship as I tried to make it work as close to canon as I could.

Neither Tarnished Nor Afraid ereri, and the first true AU I ever wrote. It's a weird police procedural, and I think it's up there just because it's old and has had more time to accumulate kudos to be honest.

The Beneficent Gentleman Finally a non-snk fic. Kingsman, hartwin, and my only epistolary story, loosely based on the novel Daddy Long-Legs, and I'm quite proud of how it turned out.

Flight (When None Pursueth) And we're back to ereri; it was just the biggest ship I ever sailed. This was my serious take on a reincaration AU, and it was not fluffy.

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Usually I do now, but back in the heyday of the SNK fandom I rarely did, cause there were just a lot of them. I responded to long ones or ones that asked a question. I also think the culture has changed on it too; ten years ago it was much less expected for authors to respond to generic 'i liked it!' comments, but as comments have dried up overall, it's become more common.

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

If There is a Cure Skyrim fic. Delphine/Dragonborn, and there is no happy ending.

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

95% of all my other fics tbh.

7. Do you write crossovers?

I don't enjoy crossovers. I wrote one tiny Ojisan to Neko/Persona 5 fic that probably would have been funnier as fanart, but I can't draw.

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Ooh yeah, back in the day on ff.net in the early 2000's I had a guy get all caps on me cause I paired the PC of a game with an older woman, and a few others that were clearly designed to sap my confidence, presumably because I was writing the wrong ship.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Yes. Consensual.

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not as far as I'm aware.

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yeah a few times. Very flattering. I even had a translator pass on translated comments once.

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes but it's rare. Honestly I've only ever met one person with whom I really clicked as a collaborator. That was a long time ago, and we do very different things now. It's fucking magic if you can find the right person though.

13. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

Ereri is not my current interest, but it really was something special. I sometimes wonder if I'll ever write like it's 2014 again...

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

I don't have one. The only fic I never finished I abandoned completely.

15. What are your writing strengths?

Description; I can do a lot with few details.

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

Sloppy editing, repetitive phrasing, (a symptom of the former) and the pacing on long serialised fics can get very baggy.

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

Keep it to a minimum. If you don't need it, don't use it. It's more trouble than it's worth (I'm wearing my reader's hat for this one; my eye will just skip over it.)

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Morrowind.

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

There isn't one. I've missed fandom a lot over the past few years, and if I'd wanted to write something I would have.

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

My Old Friend. It's barely a fic, really. A man goes back to his hometown to bury his abusive uncle and reconnects with the father of his childhood friend, on whom he had a powerful but obviously unrequited crush on as a teenager. I had to string together a bunch of unrelated prompts as part of an event, and it just turned out really well. I'm proud of it.

[faandius]

Please help me to find a fic!

I searched Ao3 for the whole day and couldn’t find it.

It’s Hartwin, I suppose it must be 4 chapters or somewhere around it.

The main part which I remember that in last chapters Harry and Eggsy were on the undercover mission on kinda a charity event. Eggsy was a waiter and Harry was honeypotting some ofc. Eggsy should have stolen something from her office and after completing his task he saw Harry and this woman making out and got possessive. After leaving they happily having sex and maybe admit their feelings.

Also there is some mild drunk smut between Harry and Eggsy in a hotel in first chapters.

Generally all fic is eggsy’s I-want-but-we-can’t-but-we-do angst.

Please help! I read this fic in the fall’23 on Ao3

[artknifeandglue]

fic beta?

putting it out here because i need to get my ass in gear - anyone interested in beta-reading a Hartwin fic? looking for help along these specific lines:

-smut -emotional flow -character

currently sitting at around 70% completion for a particular piece, could use encouragement but also feedback on how to keep going?

pop by and say hi even if not particularly interested in beta-reading, always happy to make friends o/

[eggsysmerlin]

29. What’s your favorite fanfic AU scenario or setting? / 32. What task are you most likely to procrastinate so you can indulge in your ship or fandom? / 36. Smut or fluff?

29. What’s your favorite fanfic AU scenario or setting? very cliche but probably a coffee shop au. it's just so cute and sweet and pure, and there's something so lovely about reading a very mundane domestic scene. especially when it's hartwin

32. What task are you most likely to procrastinate so you can indulge in your ship or fandom? um...everything hahah. but i usually find myself staying up way later than i should to write or read, so if sleep counts as a task then maybe that

36. Smut or fluff? contrary to popular belief (my ao3 works), i'm a huge sucker for pure tooth rotting fluff. i have to be in a certain mood for smut but fluff hits all the time, every time. i love reading scenes that have me giggling and kicking my legs like a teenage girl

[gatergirl79]

Saw this on @lemotmo blog and wanted to give it a go. Thank you for making this an open challenge! 

1-How many works do you have on ao3?

82 across multiple fandoms. 

2-What’s your total Ao3 word count?

Incredibly I’ve written 2,162,389 words (god knows how many I’ve written if I counted my old fanfiction dot net stories)

3-What fandoms do you write for?

The ones I have the most works for are…

Supernatural (Destiel, Sabriel, Moosley, Becky/Sam, Balthazar/Jo, Cas/Mick)

Teen Wolf (Sterek, Pydia and Chris/Peter)

Hawaii Five-0 (McDanno)

BBC Sherlock (Johnlock)

Kingsman (Hartwin)

Whitechapel (Jo/Emmerson)

Sons of Anarchy (Tig/Kozik)

Lewis (Lewis/Hathaway)

Torchwood/Doctor Who (Ten/Rose, Janto)

But I have written shorter fics for other fandoms: Cabin Pressure, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, You Me Her, Suits, Game of Thrones, Merlin, Neighbours

4-Top 5 fics by kudos?

Something More Than Human - Teen Wolf: Sterek [1,417]

Samhain: The Scent of Moonlight - Teen Wolf: Sterek [1,349]

What’s Best For Everyone, Isn’t What’s Easy - Teen Wolf: Sterek [807]

Oh, But That One Night - Hawaii Five-0: McDanno [800]

The Internship: Sterek Style - Teen Wolf: Sterek [760]

5-Do you respond to comments?

I try to. Even if it's just a thank you.

6-What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Honestly, I think it might be The Painter, which is kind of a dark gothic fic based on the Chris de Burgh song of the same name.

7-What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I can’t even begin to answer that as almost all my fics have happy endings, but I like the endings of 

Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery Ex [BBC Sherlock - Johnlock]

The Way Old Friends Do [Kingsman x Mamma Mia - Hartwin]

8-Do you get hate on your fics?

Uh... I get people complaining about my grammar and spelling, (not as much anymore thankfully) and I did have some write me angry about how I'd written Scott in a Teen Wolf fic,

9-Do you write smut?

Now I do. It took a while for me to get comfortable with it, but now…definitely. Though it is usually in the confines of a fluffy/angst fic

10-Craziest crossover?

I struggled to think of one at first, because my crossover aren’t that crazy, but then I remembered I wrote a fic while on holiday with my family that is…yeah, definitely the craziest one I’ve written. (and probably the worst too)

August: When You’re On The Beach You Steal The Show [BBC Sherlock x Butlins Skyline Gang. Johnlock]

11-Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge. 

12-Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes 

At His Side [Supernatural - Becky/Sam]  in Italian

13-Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No.

14-All time favorite ship?

I don't really have a single favourite ship, because each ship means something different to me. I mean, there's Garashir, who I was shipping before I even knew what shipping was. There's Destiel who introduced me to fandom and fanfiction. Johnlock had me exploring my sexuality and questioning what I thought I knew about myself. while simultaneously leaving me with show-runner trust issue. And Sterek is my comfort ship.

15-What’s a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

God, I have so many WIPs that will likely never get finished. But one that frustrates me is a Marvey fic I have been writing and rewriting since season 3 that I know deep down will never see the light of day.

16-What are your writing strengths?

Honestly, I have no idea. You'd have to ask my readers. Uh....people have complimented my characterisation, so I guess that's a strength, and I think my dialogue is alright.

17-What are your writing weaknesses?

That one is easy, grammar and spelling. I shave always struggled since school where I had to have special help, but I guess either I wasn't paying attention or it just didn't take, because a lot of the grammar rules just aren't in my head. So I tend to get comments complaining about my grammar. Which can be annoying because all they say is its bad but don't tell me how. If I got it wrong the first time, what makes you think I can fix it.

18-Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

Uh, I mean personally I'm fine with it - Unless its a whole paragraph of text. I just copy/paste it into google translate if need be. If its a fantasy language, then I'm screwed.

19-First fandom you wrote in?

Angel but it was on a floppy disk so is unlikely to ever see the light of day.

20-Favorite fic you’ve written?

I have two

You Belong to Me [Supernatural - Sabriel] Because I love to go back and read it.

The Way Old Friends Do [Kingsman x Mamma Mia- Hartwin] because I had so much fun writing it and really missed it when I was done.

Tagging: I'm not tagging anyone in particular. Anyone who sees this, feel free to do it for yourself. Tag me so that I can read it

[y2kb1mbo]

Truth or dare (or ice cream)?

☆ Rating: Mature

☆ Category: M/M

☆ Fandom: Kingsman

☆ Characters: Harry Hart, Eggsy Unwin

☆ Pairing: Hartwin

☆ Tags: Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, First Time Together, Kissing, Biting, Ice Cream, Top!Harry Hart, Bottom!Eggsy Unwin, Eggsy being angelic

☆ After a mission, Eggsy decided to play a little game with Harry. But things bot going on their on way

(I still dunno what i felt when i gave the title srry)

A. k. a my first fanfic *-*

[m0chaminx]

Eggsy Unwin | Confession

*•.¸♡Request : none

*•.¸♡Prompt : none

*•.¸♡𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 : Smut, oral, fingering, begging, praise, swearing, p in v sex, unprotected sex (Don't be silly, wrap your willy)

*•.¸♡Paring : Eggsy Unwin x F!reader

*•.¸♡𝙎𝙪𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙮 : Eggsy's confession is hot and heavy, and needy

*•.¸♡words : 400+

Eggsy pressed harder kisses into your neck, grinding his cock against your clothed pussy. When he pulled his lips away, he stared intently into your eyes. "I've got a confession to make," he whispered, moving in quickly run his tongue along your jaw. "I never really put a lot of thought into the whole love thing." He trailed kisses down the side of your face, over your ear, and then down your neck. "But, I've wanted to love you since the day I first saw you."

You pulled Eggsy face away from your neck, connecting your lips. You trailed your fingertips up his abs, his shirt long tossed to the side. "Maybe it's time to do something about it then," You teased, slipping your hand into his pants, gripping his hardening cock.

Eggsy groaned in response, his eyes closing. You leaned in for another kiss, his lips parting just enough for your tongue to enter his mouth. "You mean like now?" You nodded, tugging Eggsy's pants down enough to slip his cock out.

Eggsy slid his fingers into your cunt, trailing his thumb over your clit. "So needy eh love? So wet." He grinned, using his dripping fingers to slip off your under ware and returning his cock to your cunt. "Wanna feel how fucking wet you are for me." Eggsy gripped out thighs, hulling you up so he could press you into the wall, legs wrapped around his waist. "You sure love?"

You pressed you lips to his, running a hand though his hair. "Please Eggsy, I'm sure," You whispered, reaching down to line his cock up to your dripping cunt, letting the tip slip in.

Eggsy pushed his cock deeper inside you, making you wail out in pleasure. Eggsy grabbed your hips and fucked into you harder and harder. You started to cum, better than anytime you had pleased yourself this week. The pleasure felt more intense as your cunt was stretched by his thick cock. Eggsy didn't hold back either, he started to cum inside you.

Eggsy fell onto you, pushing you against the wall and holding onto you as he came, filling you with his hot cum. You both froze, him still inside you. Finally, he pulled out and went to clean up. After he had gotten off you, you slowly moved to the bed.

Eggsy sat down next to you pulling you into a kiss, slowly running a cloth along your thighs, soaking up your shared juices. "I love you," Eggsy mumbled, running a hand through your hair. "I'll set up a bath-"

"No, just stay for now," You whined Trying to tug Eggsy into bed. Eggsy nodded quickly tossing the rag away and grabbing his shirt and tossing it to you, while he pulled on his boxers.

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[tideswept]

I was tagged by @yourfavoritefridge and am taking a page from @sendpseuds ('s) book and answering this while deeply compromised. Sober, I am not.

You have been warned!

1.) How many works do you have on ao3?

62!

2.) What's your ao3 word count?

800,347! (Ooh, big round number!)

3.) What fandoms do you write for?

Currently: Kingsman & Star Wars. (I really never thought I'd be in either of them but I'm glad I am.)

4.) What are your top five fics by kudos?

gold and pink and glittering: 498, Hartwin, E. I'm still surprised to this day how much people liked it. First smut in several years.

the lean and hungry type: 453, Obikin, E. First time getting to do alpha/beta, and written from around 11pm to 4 am and then another hour proofreading. I was mildly delirious, ngl.

offer a little salt for that wound: 463, Hartwin, E. OOH man I had this one in my head and wouldn't leave me tf alone. My plot bunnies aren't USUALLY visual, but this one was!

cold water on your tongue: 429, Obikin, E. Still surprised this one took off tbh! I had a lot of moments where the fic felt awkward to me and not worth salvaging. But I think it makes people happy, and god, I can't really ask for more than that!

somebody to lie in the dark with: 302, Obikin, E. That's the second time today I've typed something instead of someone in that title. HMM. (Sith-Wan, my darling!)

5.) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I do when I can! Have a pretty decent streak going, I think? I think I owe a really lovely commenter from like 5 days ago and nnnghh the guilt is heavy.

6.) What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Potentially empty spaces, empty phrases (Obikin) depending on how you decide the ending goes! But objectively: let me stay (TimJon).

7.) What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

oh fuck, who are you, the cops? (me, looking at my fics in despair)

I think the honor goes to cold water on your tongue. Everything else tends to end in a bittersweet or incomplete ("to be continued") kind of way.

8.) Do you get hate on fics?

Not outside of TMA. It's been absolutely lovely being in Kingsman / Obikin fandoms. I genuinely showed up here low-key scared for my life, and I've been shown nothing but kindness and support.

9.) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Yes, and welcome to the first of the "UH IDK? [awkward shrug/hand wave]" questions because... I have no idea how to answer that. Like, what are the quantifiers here? Level of depth (NO PUN INTENDED) in how explicit it is, or what bits are rubbing against what bits, or like, if I specialize in any particular kind of smut (if there aren't pins for "I WRITE BDSM SMUT", I demand we print them) or— tldr: IDK. Vibe. The vibe kind. oh my god not vibrator vibe brain why are you doing this

10.) Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

Nope. I've thought about fusions, though! Like, I feel a fic where Obi-Wan is a Kingsman and picks Anakin as his candidate--maybe it was Qui-Gon's dying request still, and when Obi-Wan became a knight and a seat next opened up, he reluctantly said, FINE.

(Now I'm wondering what knight Obi-Wan would be. Gawain? The original version of him, not the vulgarized mythos of later romances. Which leaves Anakin to be Agravaian, which is pretty perfect tbh. I mean he could also be Mordred since they're all brothers)

11.) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Yup! Multiple times. It never stops feeling Not Okay.

12.) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not that I know of?

13.) Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Nope.

14.) What's your all time favorite ship?

oh fuck you are the cops.

Uh. tbh this is a really hard question until I asked myself: a 100k fic written by an amazing author: what pairing would you be more excited about? And my heart... my heart said Hartwin.

15.) What's a WIP you'd like to finish, but doubt you ever will?

Ahh, sadly the post-Vday canon divergence Hartwin fic. I'm told it stands on its own as is, though. So maybe that counts for something?

16.) What are your writing strengths?

I have no idea. You saw what happened during the smut question, I fell apart like a jenga tower! And that was a simple question!

Honestly though, I don't know. That I manage to carry enough vibes to be entertaining? That's pretty good.

17.) What are your writing weaknesses?

I will not clutch the camera and shove my face into it and whisper everything in a voice ragged with despair I will not clutch th—

18.) Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

Google Translate, my dearest friend. (Unless it's Spanish, I can handle that on my own.)

Granted, if I have a friend who speaks the language, you can bet I'm knocking down their door like a SWAT squad.

19.) First fandom you wrote for?

UH SO FUNNY STORY. I watched IT (the TV series) when I was like, 7. Was very confused for many reasons (partly because I missed the first hour) but also i was a Weird Child, and also Not American.

But! I didn't know it was based off a book written by a dude, so one day I just... started writing the story down in a notebook when I was 8. Because I figured I liked the movie (I assumed it was a movie at the time) so much, why NOT turn it into something to read?

20.) Favorite fic you've ever written?

Beholding's Own. Lightning-in-a-bottle kind of situation, 10+ year break from writing, and also re-entering fandom after said 10+ year long break. It's really hard to live up to that kind of fondness.

From new fics? the devil is a gentleman. I can't help it, this Obi-Wan and Anakin are hilarious. They are so dumb and yet so smart.

I'm supposed to tag people now for this, so imagine me throwing Your Candy of Choice at @irrationalsense, @veloursdor, @kingdomvel and @howlbrooklyn like a fastball. (And anyone else who'd like to do it!)

[stronglyobsessed]

Every year Harry takes the staff at his tailor shop, Kingsman, out for a Christmas appreciation dinner. This year Merlin has another idea in mind and has booked them a table, or two, at London's most elite gentlemen's club. Harry is appalled, Merlin thinks it'll be good for the lads, and neither can agree on anything.

All Harry wants is a nice, elegant dinner at Savoy with his staff.

What he gets is a surprise evening alone, with Merlin, as a Christmas gift and a charming, cheeky boy in white sequin pants.

——

For @fearlessjones! One of my Christmas raffle winners!

[lilietherly]

¡¡Vamos a celebrar!!

¡100 segudores! :D

Ok, ok, antes de que me ponga a gritar en tu mente, déjame decirte que estuve a punto de pasar por una humillación pública al querer anunciar esto cuando recién pasamos los 100 :v, (porque ahora somos 109) entonces; eramos 101 cuando escribí esto, pero justo antes de publicar ¡puff! Nos quedamos solo 99... y bueno, pues ya nada, afortunadamente me di cuenta y la cosa no pasó a mayores, pero sí... solo eso...

Pero bueno, ahora hay seguir...

Si no me conoces de ningún lado te hago un pequeño resumen ^^; escribo una historia de lo que me pidas (por votos) cada 50 subs. Ahora mismo estoy celebrando en mi cuenta de Wattpad por los 250 subs con una historia de tres capítulos que es al mismo tiempo mi fanfic número 100. Cuando llegamos a los 50 aquí, escribí (luego de que fui ignorada al preguntar, ganando como siempre TwT) un pequeño smut Mormor.

Así que ahora vamos de nuevo.

Pero esta vez cambiemos un poco la temática. Quiero hacer pequeños smut pero de varias shipp, así que hagamos;

¡La semana de smut!

¿He? ¿He? ¿Qué piensas? :3 Como dice ahí serán solo siete smut, según mis cuentas sí he escrito en más de siete shipp diferentes... Pero si no, igual no creo que tenga algo de malo repetir. Entonces lo único que queda hacer es votar. Solo basta con que me escribas la shipp y yo iré haciendo la cuenta, sip, solo eso, solo escribir la shipp, nada más, solo escribir la shipp de la que más te gustaría que escriba un pequeño smut. Solo escribe la shipp ;)

¡Qué no te dé pena! ;D

Esta no es una monarquía y me gustaría hacer esto para agradecerte por seguirme, así que ¡vamos!...

Esperaré y contaré (oh sí, aquí estamos tu, yo y mi positividad ^o^) durante dos semanas, o sea hasta el 29 de agosto. Ya sea que lo escribas como un comentario en esta publicación o quieras hacerlo en un mensaje privado, yo aceptaré cualquier voto :D

¡Es todo! <3

Te quiero, ¡ciao! <3 <3 <3

[eggsysmerlin]

i promise i had every intention on working on ‘proper’ today - i even have one chapter of a two parter completed - but i just wrote some heartbreaking hartwin angst (that ends in comfort, fluff and smut- im not a savage) instead. oops?

[elrhiarhodan]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Hart | Galahad/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Characters: Harry Hart | Galahad, Gary "Eggsy" Unwin Additional Tags: Cock Rings, Orgasm Control, Kisses, Biting, Bite Kink, Smut, Masturbation, Happily Married Spies, Future Fic, Merry Month of Masturbation, Hartwin Series: Part 9 of Happily Married Spies Summary:

Harry likes to control and Eggsy - when it comes to Harry - likes to be controlled.

[the-ink-and-salt-club]

Hartwin Fandom

So I'm super late to the harry x eggsy game but wrote a pretty sick fanfic. Is this fandom still alive? Considering if it's worth a post