#hashtag coffee

[dykedivorce]

THE WHEEL OF TIME | 2x06 "Eyes Without Pity"

[taravangians-storming-balls]

Kaladin can't get a little $4 drink when he's sad and honestly that's so tragic for him

[transfemzedaph]

idea that definitely hasnt been living in my brain:

joel totally, 100%, does NOT have a massive crush on zedaph. zedaph, who he's heard a lot of things about but, but nothing could've prepared him for how blummin' cute he is, for goodness sake-- what. what? don't look at him like that. it's nothing. shut up.

(hope u like this even if u dont write smth for it DJBDJD)

i fucking loved this ask so much <3. i transed joel & zeds genders. bc im me. also the end is meh & i dont know what grians base looks like and i do not care

-

Of course Joel had heard about Zedaph, how could they not have. There was the rest of ZITS in the life series, Skizz specifically when he found out the both of them were joining, and of course Grians run down of all of the hermits. The basic gist of it was she's weird in a cool way and makes creative and useless but fun machines, which honestly, Joel thought sounded really awesome. Redstone was fine and all but they did tend to think most redstoners were way too serious about the whole thing.

So when Joel was invited over to be the first person to test Zeds newest thing, they were excited!

What none of any of his friends had told them, was how flippin cute she was. And yeah maybe Joel ended up stumbling over their words more than usual whilst hanging out, and yeah maybe they were a little bit distracted from the game? activity? workout? whatever it was, Joel was a bit distracted because they kept watching Zed.

Joel rushes their goodbyes and runs off back home, laying face down on the floor of their newly built home, void they should have put some furniture in already.

Grian wanders over and lets out a little snort at the sight of Joel, who just groans and rolls over, propping themself up a bit,

"This is all your fault."

Grian just stares.

Joel locks eyes with him face scrunching, "You didn't tell me she was cute."

Grian, promptly bursts out laughing.

"Gri, no, this isn't funny. This is serious. And she's gonna think I'm an idiot now and it's all your fault!"

Grian's still laughing.

Joel sits then self up and crosses their arms indignantly, "Are you done?"

Grian's giggling a bit when he replies, "You've got it so bad! For a blonde! Again! You have a type sooo bad."

Joel kicks their leg out towards Grian, grumbling slightly, "Yeah well, you're blonde but you're ugly and I hate you. So there."

Grian sits himself down next to Joel, bumping their shoulder with his own as he does.

"Honestly I bet Zed loved hanging out with you. Don't worry yeah? And at least next time you can compose yourself before you hang out."

Joel leans their head on Grians shoulder.

"Yeah." They sigh, picking at their fingernails, before mumbling "Think 'm just overthinking it cause of being new 'n all that. Just dont wanna make anyone hate me."

Grian scoffs, "No one is going to hate you, and you know Skizz, and probably Tango and Impulse as well, have all talked to Zed about you? Why do you think she invited you to hang out?"

Joel hums.

"To me it seems like she was also trying to impress you too, showing off what she made?"

Joel blushes, halfheartedly giving Grian a little shove, "Shut up."

-

It's a couple of days later when Joel barges into Grians house, "I have an excuse to go visit Zed!"

Grian sighs, "And you had to come and tell me about this? Right now?"

Joel takes in the scene, Mumbo, standing next to a coffee machine, his moustache looking very lackluster, Grian almost curled up on his stool, hands clasped around a mug.

Joel winces, "Uh, what time is it?"

"Too early for this nonsense, shoo." Grian lazily waves one hand in Joels general direction to usher them away.

Joel grumbles to themself as they walk away, "Whatever, Grian doesn't get to know my really cool and awesome plan of going over and saying that we need to beat Impulse and Tangos high score without being a bit cheaty like they were. Which is the best plan ever."

[moonshynecybin]

marc marquez has lasered everything from the neck down also pretty sure he has a 10 step morning and nighttime routine

contemplating marc marquez’s prissy little hot girl routine… EYE think. mr sponsored by la roche posay is very invested. like many riders on the motogp grid. in looking hot and breedable! and in the beautiful world we have constructed where he gets full body lasered/waxed he absolutely started doing it rookie year on the off chance vale would fuck him (like those teenagers who would shave head to toe for one direction concerts JUST IN CASE) and then. well. they DID fuck and he really liked feeling like a hot girl and just never stopped. hashtag rosquez feminization moments

okay also actually genuinely this is not a bit. i showed my irl bestie (the one who is into f1 so she KNOWS they’re in racesuits) a pic of marc the other day and she very seriously asked a. if he waxed and b. if he did it to make himself more aerodynamic. and it made me laugh like a hyena. so. quite literally shaving seconds off his time…

also LOVE the implication that he has not lasered his nasty little crustache as a choice. a bold statement even.

[shadows-coffeebeans]

Give me your coffee beans

[romanangel]

Coffee shop babe☕️🤎

[jmdbjk]

I heard that.

That collective moan. Y'all are shameless.

I almost tripped. No wait. I am trippin' because what? is. this? Jeon. Jung Kook? Yes, I used your full government name.

What in the holy fuckin jesus? Is that an offer?

Only way for me to justify this injustice is that you were showing Calvin Klein that you CAN make million$ lose their shit in the middle of whatever they were doing with minimal skin exposed.

Speaking of waxing... let the teasing he'll get from his hyungs begin...I hope they are merciless.

[girl-hobbit]

just drinked 2 large extra strength espresso coffees back 2 back.. may go for a third... will update if survive👍

[bizlybebo]

beauitful women named stomach ache in my area

[basic-enemy]

mothers and FUCKERS of the jury, your dash is about to be irrevocably changed

[t00thpasteface]

wait i mentioned missing e in the replies of my last post but like. does anyone else remember using browser extensions to give your tumblr dash a custom theme??? i think i went through three different dark themes but i distinctly remember a point in like 2012 where i had a theme that gave the whole site a translucent ui and replaced the background with WAIT HOLD ON I FOUND IT

this. THIS is what it was like to be on tumblr in 2011-2014. scrolling through endless square-cropped sepia filter photos of skinny boho girls drinking coffee punctuated by flashing homestuck gifs and "reblog if you're not homophobic" with the soothing sounds of the skyrim soundtrack playing in another window. or electro swing

[keebwee]

i sure am excited to draw! let me just get my pencil out and hold it and—

[stonerzelda]

nghaahahaa the french (press) #diy

[mwebber]

finally homeeeee oh god. week 2 of law school done and it's hitting like an 18 wheeler. the thing they dont tell u about going 2 school for reading and discussing the faults of society is that when u finally get a break from reading and discussing the faults of society ur brain refuses to use any horsepower even remotely related to reading or the faults of society so u simply. Marinate. on the bright side though im totally free for the weekend!

[anglerfishenthusiast]

Heartwarming! Little cleaning guy shows two women working at coffee shop what a squeegee is and gets a free coffee in return.