#hatchetfield fandom i love you please accept me

[bazzleman]

some random little hatchetfield doodles

[the-9th-genderfluid]

Fuck it ok i have fandom opinion rants now.

911: buck x tommy suck, buddie need to wait until at least season 9 tho or it will feel rushed. Also this whole season kinda was not great sorry to say. I hope that season 8 managed to take the cool ideas introduced in this season and address them better. Also we need more henren, and main character ravi pls.

Spies are forever: amazing, makes me too queer and depressed to function. My only gripe is that I want it to actually be more depressing and make agent Mega more traumatized. In spy again, its very heavily implied/outright said that after owens death, Curt became kinda a alcoholic. (The "and another" lyrics) This makes me not love the vibes of one more shot. This man is basically a alcoholic dont give him more alcohol? This is the only one of these opinions i will accept criticism, please help me understand what im missing here, did i read to much into the song spy again?

Star trek: no mad rants actually i love tos and im growing to like tng as i watch more. I do wish the fandom would make more fic that are not heavily romantic and are written like actual episodes? Like i want more stories where the sci-fi is more important than the romance. Also if the fic is more about relationships than the scifi stuff, more fics that are less sex based and more romance based?

Criminal minds: i hate the new evolution seasons so bad, i always say that the last season and all of evolution dont exist. I have tried watching evolution, and i hate how it was not new unsub every episode. Also yall get the same message as star trek, more fics with well written unsubs where the bau unsub stuff is the main focus, not the characters getting in each others pants.

Hatchetfield trio: release the npmd soundtrack on Spotify soon please? I actually love how every fic in this fandom has a "think about the implications" reference. I dont actually have more opinions on this, the fandom and source material is all really great.

Bones: i will never forgive them for killing vincent. Also i have opinions about the last two seasons and the ending and all that. I hate bitter sweet endings, where you feel like the characters will never be in situations like they were in the series. I prefer when it feel like the series could go on, instead of ending with everyone moving up and away. (Looking at you b99)

Ok well i cant think of more to say, so bye babes, boys and boomerangs

P.S please feel free to recommend fics based on what i say in these rants.

P.S 2 dont come at me for spelling, i dont care enough to make my i a capital I and all that.

[cloudysfluffs]

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE FOLLOWING/SENDING ASKS!!

hello!! my name is cloudy, i use she/they pronouns, im 20 yrs old, and this is my SFW tickle blog!! i make tickle art, hcs, and (very rarely) fics, and my inbox is always open for reqs!! (although, whether i do them or not depends on how im feeling at the moment :P)

i block VERY liberally. i will block you if you are: an nsfw blog, a proshipper, an exclusionist, discourse blog, etc etc. tickling is NOT a kink/fetish in my case, and seeing it in that context makes me VERY uncomfy. if thats you, no shame!! im not trying to yuck your yum, this is just a personal comfort thing for me <3 also i dont use a consistent tagging system, and MOSTLY post cartoon stuff anyway, but if you dont want to see ANY irl tickling content, you can block the tag #irl tickling ! not that i rb it all that often anyway lol. i also sometimes use #disc horse for any random discourse im commenting on, which i also do very rarely :P

check under the cut for all the fandoms i like!! if you wanna send me a request, it has to be one from here!!

the ones written in blue are the fandoms im in currently, aka the ones im MOST LIKELY to accept requests from!!! BUT that doesnt mean i never take reqs from other things, it really depends ^^ i love receiving them no matter what they are!!

-undertale

-deltarune

-little shop of horrors

-the nightmare before christmas

-corpse bride

-robots (the 2005 blue sky movie sdfjk)

-coco

-lego batman

-beetlejuice (the animated series is my favorite ^^)

-five nights at freddys

-five nights at freddys the MUSICAL (the random encounters one(mainly referring to the original ones here, not the newer ones))

-the markiplier cinematic universe

-catherine: fullbody

-wicked/the wizard of oz

-the starkid hatchetfield series 

-who framed roger rabbit (i've even read the books!)

-portal

-half life

-spies are forever

-miraculous ladybug (but i havent been keeping up with the lore)

-hlvrai

-sam and max (all iterations except for the comics)

-evil dead (all three movies, all the old games, the musical, and MOST of the TV show B) havent seen the last season though)

-mlp: fim

-gravity falls

-the monkey island franchise

-regular show

-the owl house

-don't hug me im scared

-rick and morty

-adventure time

-hazbin hotel and helluva boss (I THINK THESE SHOWS ARE OBJECTIVELY BAD AND I DO NOT LIKE/SUPPORT VIVZIEPOP. ALL ART DRAWN FROM THIS WILL BE FEATURING MY REDESIGNS)

[frombothofmyhearts]

stop everything

you all know and love the wonderfully preposterous theory that Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel is Tinky a.k.a. T’noy Karaxis a.k.a. the Lord in Black with time-related powers (and if you don’t, please check out @dahlialupine‘s post that broke the fandom for like 48 hours) 

however, tonight I would like to present an even more wonderful, preposterous, yet clearly unassailable theory: that Peanuts is, in fact, the physical avatar of Pokotho a.k.a. Pokey a.k.a. everyone’s favorite apotheosis-bringing, musical-theatre-loving, eldritch-demon-being lil blue guy in a mask who just needs a hug.

here’s the completely ironclad, totally not circumstantial/coincidental evidence:

Peanuts, Pokey. Presented without comment.

The lyrics in the song "Peanuts!" refer several times to the fact that Peanuts has had a "meteoric" rise... and what brought the Hive to Earth in TGWDLM? A meteor.

Also in the same song, Peanuts is confirmed to have the power of speech. He is a sentient being. There has to be something going on here.

Who is the only character to survive the events of the TGWDLM? Peanuts.

Who is the second to last character to survive the events of TGWDLM? Emma Perkins. Bear with me here...

Most people believe that revealing your wants/desires to the Hive is what allows them to infect you: Bill and “I just want my daughter back,” Paul and “I want there to be,” etc. etc. Forget that completely plausible theory. The real silver bullet? Whether you’ve accepted Peanuts into your heart. Paul Matthews innocently wakes up the morning after the meteor hits, listens to the radio, and what does he say?

Look at that. That’s the face of a man who has discovered a newfound love for the town’s favorite rodent.

Immediately after this scene, what happens? La Dee Dah Dah Day. Paul has made himself a target and the Hive starts to go after him. All the other characters? Clearly already enamored with Peanuts from the start. All of P.E.I.P.? They certainly keep tabs on Hatchetfield, so of course they know about Peanuts. They had plenty of time to fall in love.

But Emma? She hates Hatchetfield, along with everything and everyone in it. So of course she hates Peanuts. And she survived the apotheosis when everyone else succumbed. Until the end...

Cue Inevitable.