#please be nice to meee this is my first post!

[bazzleman]

some random little hatchetfield doodles

[pea-brain]

example donation link

if you are an artist or something and want to offer the same commissions, please feel free to take any of these images and use them yourself (edit however you want, remove my art, obviously), the text is free to use.

*in the unlikely event i receive a ton of these, i might have to close them. will let you know. reblogs will be turned off if i close commissions

extra information below v

thank you so much for reading! i used all caps for ease of read, it comes across super agro lol sorry <3 i will be nice in person

also, small note, i dont consider mobility aids (including wheelchairs) to be props, those are free to add.

any further questions DM away!

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HOW DOES THIS WORK?

FIRST: AGREE UPON AMOUNT IN APPROPRIATE CURRENCY (SEE "QUESTIONS")

SECOND: WE AGREE UPON ONE OR (IF THE COMMISSION IS OVER $40) MORE GOFUNDME'S TO SEND IT TO TO SEND THE AMOUNT TO

OPTION 1: PAYPAL

SEND ME THE AMOUNT AGREED UPON VIA PAYPAL

I WILL IMMEDIATELY SEND THIS AMOUNT TO THE GOFUNDME OR GOFUNDME'S WE AGREED UPON

I WILL SEND YOU PROOF OF DONATION (SCREENSHOTS, FORWARDED EMAILS, WHATEVER YOU NEED).

(THIS IS MY PREFERRED BECAUSE I CAN BE 100% SURE THE MONEY IS SENT)

OPTION 2: STRAIGHT TO THEM

CREATE AN ACCOUNT WITH 'GOFUNDME' AND ALLOW THEM TO SEND YOU AN EMAIL TO SEND YOU A DONATION RECEIPT

SEND THE MONEY STRAIGHT TO THE AGREED UPON GOFUNDME/S

SHOW ME PROOF (SCREENSHOTS AND FORWARD THE EMAIL CONTAINING THE RECEIPT TO ME)

IF YOU CANNOT FORWARD THE ACTUAL EMAIL TO ME, I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR COMMISSION.

THIS HAS TO BE A NEW DONATION THAT WE MAKE TOGETHER (PEOPLE NEED MORE MONEY RIGHT NOW, I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS BASED ON OLD DONATIONS.)

additions:

+75% extra character, complex background/ scene*, full render, complex outfit design by meee ;)

+50% medium background/ scene*, flats (will include nice lineart), complex outfit/ design, simple outfit design by me

*scene means a complex pose or it looks like they're actually in the background. interpretation of this is up to me

addition prices are calculated based off of the base price and do not compound

example calculation: half body ($30) + extra character (+75% of $30 = $23) + medium background/scene (+50% of $30 = $15) = 30+23+15= $68

for stuff not covered here (like a complex prop) just shoot me a DM

will draw: furry (not great but i can try), gore (incl extreme), horror, artistic/ casual nudity, fanart, your roc's, my doc's, romantic/ ship art, anything LGBT+ (people might not know me i felt i should add that)

wont draw: porn, fetish (up to me to interpret what i consider that), ship/ romantic/ nude art involving persons who are or appear to be under the age of 18 (even if they are 'aged up'.) even if its like kids kissing, i'm not comfortable with that cheers, anything i consider 'hateful' (i dunno man i felt i had to add it)

if i am uncomfortable i reserve the right t refuse aspects or the entire request

ownership of the art is yours, if you dont want me to post it to my account i wont

QUESTIONS

USD? AUD? CAD? EUROS?

I TRUST YOU TO BE HONEST, IF YOU ARE AUSTRALIAN, AUD, IF YOU ARE AMERICAN, USD. IF YOU DON'T USE THOSE, PICK ONE. (EUROS AND USD ARE WORTH MORE SO I WILL PUT MORE EFFORT IN NGL)

DO I (THE ARTIST) KEEP ANY OF THE MONEY?

NO!! 100% GOES TO A GOFUNDME (OR MULTIPLE) WE AGREE UPON MUTUALLY

WHEN DO YOU (THE COMMISSIONER) PAY?

ASAP! (BEFORE I START PREFERABLY) THESE PEOPLE NEED MONEY NOW. IF YOU CAN ONLY PAY HALF NOW, HALF LATER, THAT'S FINE. I WILL NOT SHOW YOU THE FINISHED PRODUCT UNTIL ALL THE MONEY IS DONATED. (I WILL SHOW YOU PROOF OF WORKING ON IT (A SKETCH))

WHEN WILL YOU (THE COMMISSIONER) RECIVE THE ART?

I AM CURRENTLY A FULL TIME UNI STUDENT, AND IF I RECEIVE A LOT OF REQUESTS IT MAY TAKE SOME TIME. I DON'T KNOW HOW STRESSFUL THIS WILL BECOME

HOW MUCH WOULD ONE LIKEDRAWING FROM MY (THE ARTIST'S) ACCOUNT COST?

DM IT TO ME I'LL TELL YA

HOW IS 'RENDERING' DIFFERENT FROM A 'FULL PAINTING'

RENDERING INCLUDES CONSIDERED LIGHTING AND SHADING AS WELL AS ATTENTION TO DETAIL. A 'FULL PAINTING' INCLUDES THAT PLUS INTERESTING COMPOSITION, BETTER LIGHTING AND DETAIL, A BETTER 'VIBE' TO IT. ITS HARD TO EXPLAIN, BUT YOU CAN SEE IT FOR SURE. IF YOU DISAGREE

REFUNDS?

NO FULL REFUNDS

IF I AM UNABLE TO PRODUCE A DRAWING IN A MAXIMUM OF 3 MONTHS I CAN REFUND YOU 50% OUT OF MY OWN POCKET. IF THIS HAPPENS, YOU WILL NOT RECIVE ANY ART FROM ME FOR THIS COMMISSION

IF THERE IS AN ISSUE WITH YOU DECIDING YOU NO LONGER WANT THIS, OR YOU ARE UNABLE TO PROVIDE SUFFICIENT PROOF (OUTLINED ABOVE) FROM THE ACTUAL GOFUNDME THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM. YOU HAVE JUST DONATED MONEY TO PERSON/S IN DIRE NEED SO THATS AWESOME ACTUALLY

TO BE CLEAR: IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND AND THE MONEY IS SENT, I WILL NOT REFUND YOU. I WILL ONLY REFUND 50% IF I FAIL TO PRODUCE A DRAWING IN 3 MONTHS FROM TIME OF COMMISSION

[chiquititaosita]

Sanji Dating a Latina | sanji x latina fem reader

this is my very first blog post about sanji i just love him so much. lmk if y’all like it 😩💕

• Sanji dating a Latina *CHEFS KISS*

• he’ll literally watch you dance along to the traditional songs, and music in general

•“she looks beautiful…” it was that moment where he had no nosebleeds, no heart eyes, it’s just him in straight up amazement.

•When you dance in the rain just happily whenever you can. Sanji asked you why you did it and you replied with

• I do it for those before me who couldn’t dance and have the freedom like I do. In this way I dance with their spirits!” you smile happily as you hear the thunder clapping as a sign from the rain lords who is saying thank you!

• “YESSS! y/NNN CHWANNN!! YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING!”

• “I LOVE YOU MY DARLING ANGEL!”

• JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU DANCE WITH THE MUSIC ITS SO MAGICAL!”

• “YOU TRULY MAKE YOUR ANCESTORS PROUD!” He really just loves hyping you up. nah fr like, every time you say thank you and express gratitude towards him he’s just in awe. His love for you just grows stronger and deeper each time.

• when it came to dancing the first time it was doing zapateando which is stomping your feet (zapatos meaning shoes in Mexican Spanish). The way you span around in your technicolor dress flowing around in the air like the spirals on sanjis eyebrows. The way you laughed and mouthed along to the words gathering everyone on the island to dance to along.. he just knew that you were the one.

• “my darling are you alright? how are you feeling?! Do you need water? How are your feet? Do you want me to carry you! I’ll do that if you want to keep dancing!”

•”thank you amor I’m fine, pero people like me we have a lot of energy when it comes to dancing.”

•Sanji can learn how to dance very quick. BUT WHEN HE LEARNED BRUH HE GOT IT DOWN! The tias love him!

•he sighs in relief and in awe, blushing

“Come dance with me, I’ll guide you!” When you grabbed his hand! Sanji was blushing a deep crimson red like a tomate 🍅😭.

• When you guide him he whispers so much romantic words and sentences into your ear that leave you hiding in his chest. Everyone just hyped you up, especially your cousins.

• you have a deep care for nature and it’s creatures, literally sanji loves how highly empathic you are, for example when you met chopper.

“Aye que lindo! A venandito! Hi I’m Y/n nice to meet you!” You greeted chopper with a big hug and I feel like chopper loves hugs. You always check up on him to see if he’s okay. He fr carries the straw hats and heals everyone’s asses fr

• you ,nami and robin always have chisme to spill with each other regardless it’s not because of the straw hats it’s just in general.

BUT WHEN YOU COOK WITH HIM! YOU TAUGHT HIM HOW TO COOK SOME OF ABUELAS DISHES OMFG HIS HEART JUST MELTs! you had to make him relax and do a little bit of convincing because he’s a teeny bit stubborn

• “Please allow me to assist in cooking with you. It’s the least I can do for you when you have been doing but nothing but stressing over trying to feed everyone on this ship, and let alone make me feel welcomed like I’m a goddess, your hospitality is wonderful.” You smiled at the cook and all he could do was nothing but fall on his knees and grab his chest.this mane literally thought he was having a heart attack.

• “Y/n-San, YOURE SO KIND TO ME! OF COURSE YOU CAN HELP ME! Yourewelcometousethekitchenallthetime!” he just hugged you repeatedly, and you giggled lightly accepting this blondes embrace.

• “So you put the tortilla into the press.” you chimed, and kept complimenting him every now and than. Let’s be honest Sanji is a fast learner when it comes to cooking, and of course he took notes while watching you, sometimes when you keep mixing the food, he just doodles images of you. It actually looks like you, surprisingly it’s not realistic and it’s not a stick figure. It looks like you.

• “Y/n-Chan! You’re so nice tooo meee!” Or the “y/n -San you’re so good at this!” he sees in amazement, literally your number one hype man.

• “Okay now you put your tortilla on the skillet, and when it bubbles with brown spots you’re going to flip it over kind of like a pancake.”

•Literally bestie did with ease, his eyes were in shock.

• “Y-You use y-your h-hand!?” He couldn’t even function nor comprehend correctly, but once you explained it to him it was easier he got the hang of it.

• That was until “SANJIIII IM HUNGRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!” A familiar voice groaned. You couldn’t help but laugh, because sanji reminded you of what you and your family were like growing up. Your heart shook a little bit, of course you were startled since Luffy was so fucking loud for NO REASON AT ALL! I love him but he needs to chill no offense luffy stans. All that was happening while sanji almost burnt his palm on the skillet! pobrecito 😭

“Lunch will be out in a minute!!! Haven’t you heard of knocking?!” Luffy did his shishishi laugh and said

“NOPE!” that was until he decided to try and taste the tacos, you were making you had to ask sanji.

• “ corazón, can you just wack the captain with the wooden spoon for me, i don’t want to be considered rude!”

• He gladly smiled “Y/n-CHWAN I D BE GLADLY HONORED!”

• “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!” you heard him yell! as he whacked the raven haired males hand with the spoon, and he ran off with an apple laughing. you couldn’t help but sigh in relief.

•“Thank you my love, you’re very helpful!”

“No thank you! Y/n-Chan! For helping and teaching me your dishes! ‘Twas an honor! we shall do it again sometime!” you couldn’t help but smile and kiss him softly.

[fainthedcherry]

HAPPY TURTLE TUESDAYYY TMNT FANDOMMM!!!! I have a treat for y'all artists who love to make TMNT OCs!!! If you love the 2012 era, you're gonna love this one too!!!

A FREE TO USE TMNT DARK HORIZONS FLASH GAME CHARACTER SELECT TEMPLATE, MADE FROM THE ACTUAL GAME SPRITES!!! (Scroll below for the Google Drive of the files, credits first to the artist though sorry! :D)

(ft also the fancy animation particles for when you get to this menu, for those who wanna add it too! (( the GIF is the raw version, without the effect settings/scripts added in Flash tho.)))

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND!! I DID NOT CREATE THESE ASSETS, NOR HAVE I DRAWN THEM

(I am an artist posting this, who has replicated the game's art as a fan, so I want to disclose clearly, that these are NOT MY WORKS HERE.)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give all the credit to the SENIOR ART DIRECTOR working on this Flash game, Damian Aliberti and his team of artists from Quadramma (I could not find sources online that confirm who are said artists unfortunately, so I can only credit the art-director for now)!!!

He even made a page about this project, for his portfolio! Check it out, it's AWESOME!! (CLICK MEE / TAP MEEE)

^I didn't know they planned to bring this to mobile, so you can predict that I'm happy, that this game is still seemingly loved by the Italian studio that made it seemingly. x) (I can only assume they're Italian, due to the file-names, don't quote me on this though, barely any info exists on this Flash game as you can predict LOL)

GOOD NOW THAT YOU HOPEFULLY READ WHO MADE THE PRETTY ART: CLICK ME OR TAP ME FOR THE GOOGLE DRIVEE (drive provides the GIF, a PSD, SAI2, PNG and MDP file!! [the joys of owning several art programs, making this much more accessible to people :v])

btw, also like..Maybe not use this for commercial/profit purposes though, that'd be profiting off resources you didn't make, and that are copyrighted. I don't think that's legal. :"v

NO CREDIT REQUIRED. COMPLETELY F2U. I did not after all make the assets, nor will claim so. :V as I mentioned, I extracted these from the actual game, which is why these are all so crisp and nice looking, instead of me using a snipping tool like 2 yrs ago for my fun challenge of recreating the game's artstyle LOL

I do NOT claim these assets or the art I've extracted as my own, this is all purely from the game, and very obviously, these are I guess, owned by Nickelodeon, so I ask you ofc do not...Do some legally questionable things w/ this stuff sdfklsd, pls behave fans, I'd rather not get reported for something I didn't do for providing this to the internet. xD

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Whilst credit would be nice, and linking back to this would be even nicer for other fans who might just like me,, wanna replicate this cool game's aesthetic sdfskldglk, it's optional, completely LOL. It did only take like 2 hrs to piece this stuff together, to look like a real screenshot thank god. xD

FEEL FREE TO SHOW ME IF YOU ALSO DRAW IN THE GAME'S STYLE OR WANNA BANTER ABOUT TMNT OCS OROROR YKNOW USED THE THING AND WANT ME TO SEE ITTTT I GLADLY STARE AT TMNT POSTS NO MATTER WHAT ERAAAAA~

I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO APPRECIATE THIS GAME'S ARTSTYLE NGL. THAT'S ALL I WANT. And if more ppl also would wanna draw in it it'd make me so happy. I am like...The most acoustic TMNT fan out there man, I have the weirdest wishes in mind xD

Hope anyone wants this orrr like needs it orr dreamt of doing this too orrrr just never thought about doing it, but now that a free template is out there, someone might also wanna do it!! I love whenever like- fandom templates and stuff is made. I plan to maybe make this a Toyhou.se code too, since I do have the raw files of the games and could try to see if I can replicate the animations and stuff and make it non-premium and premium!

(Maybe I should make fandom codes more often in general tho at the topic of that, did it before for Terraria and helped out w/ a Monster High code, to give it a mobile compatible version LMAO)

If anyone or me figures out the artists behind the sprites, I'd gladly show them too, bc GORGEOUS GAME MAN!!!! THEY DESERVE ANY PRAISE THEY GET FOR THE ART AND THE GAME ITSELF ANSAHSHAJS, here I go again I swear, I'm done yapping now. I should participate in internet olympics when it comes to writing essays in every post I ever made. xD

[scopostims]

For the stim ask game:

1. when creating a stimboard for a beloved character, do you prefer to focus more on their color scheme or elements of their character? or a blend of both?

2. what constitutes a good stimboard in your opinion?

4. what’s your favorite unpopular stim (that you’d really like to see more gifs of 👀)?

7. link one or two of your favorite recent stimboards you’ve posted, and explain why they’re your favorite.

9. who are a few creators that you think deserve more praise in the stim community? tag them if you want!

25. do you have any stims you love visually, but would dislike IRL?

31. what would you say is the primary “aesthetic/s” or theme/s of your stim blog, if you have any?

33. which is a stimboard/s you’ve created that you feel needs more recognition? please link them!

No. 4 definitely not for anything that I'm planning 👀

HI. sorry this took a while i kept forgetting to answer when i was on my computer so i could do a read more

1. when creating a stimboard for a beloved character, do you prefer to focus more on their color scheme or elements of their character? or a blend of both? -> blend of both! but cohesive color scheme is more important to me. typically my first board of a character will be solely themes based, but sometimes i will make boards with what I want. maybe i wanna see character with food stims cuz i like food stims and character.

2. what constitutes a good stimboard in your opinion? -> cohesive color scheme / well put together! i like boards that have an overall cohesive color scheme, or are laid out in a way that separate color schemes can blend well. > another thing is i like when the gif speeds match. if one gif is faster than the rest of them it throws me off often times. i also tend not to find choppy gifs as stimulating and therefore, sometimes i think they make board meh >_< but choppy as in low frame rate. if it's intentionally choppy like stop motion that's fine y'know. > sorry! i am quite nitpicky unfortunately askfhakfjlsfja. i take this very seriously if you couldn't tell

4. what’s your favorite unpopular stim (that you’d really like to see more gifs of 👀)? -> SCRAPYARD MAGNETSSSSS............. uhmmm i don't rlly consider myself posic or whatever but i'm super attached to scrapyard magnets and see them as a friend so i think there should be more scrapyard magnet gifs. everywhere.

7. link one or two of your favorite recent stimboards you’ve posted, and explain why they’re your favorite. -> this one because EXTREMELY nice colors, this one because really nice colors AND themes, and as a third treat, this one bcuz nonhumanity meee. tw for gore body horror on that last one

9. who are a few creators that you think deserve more praise in the stim community? tag them if you want! -> i feel like i don't get enough around the stim community these days idkkkk :•( im sad i do wanna list names but idk anyoneeee im so sorry im less active community-wise than i used to be

25. do you have any stims you love visually, but would dislike IRL? -> most slimes i think. clay cracking i would also be disappointed by irl.

31. what would you say is the primary “aesthetic/s” or theme/s of your stim blog, if you have any? -> probably horror & gore & weird shit (but not necessarily 'malice' type weird stuff). but i like to think my blog contains multitudes!!

33. which is a stimboard/s you’ve created that you feel needs more recognition? please link them!

maybe this one or this one! i'm sure there's more i wish got a little more recognition but i don't feel like scrolling through allllll my boards lol

[katisblue]

Hi there,

I just wanted to write this little note to you to say I hope you're feeling better. 💜 I got this account to check your posts and send this message, and I'm glad you're able to get support when you're not doing well.

Your works are an absolute dream, and I take a lot of inspiration from you. When I struggle to write my own fics, I often read yours to get a sense of style and pacing. My pacing is absolutely dreadful, but your pacing is always so good and thoughtful, I truly don't know how you do it.

How do you manage college and writing? I used to write everyday but haven't in years because academics has killed my love for it. I'm not taking any writing-intensive courses this semester though, so I hope I can write some and rekindle that joy for it. Another question that's been on my mind is who's your bias really? Are you OT7? Your profile pics are of Jimin, but your stories vary. I feel like I've read something about this in an A/N before, but I don't remember it very well. I am an OT7 ARMY but will only write about JK, lmao.

I can't wait for chapter 3 of A Reverie Endeavor, but please do put yourself first! Your writing in that story is incredible, as always. I have never, ever thought about a fic as much as I do with that one. I reread parts of it everyday it seems. I live for the pain and angst, heck yeah.

Much love 💜

Thank you 🥺 To be honest, I really wasn't expecting anything when I said I was feeling off, but the amount of support I got was honestly so nice and overwhelming :( Yall are really too sweet and kind 💗

NALKSNFLA STOPPPPP YOURE FLATTERING MEEE To be honest, even MY pacing feels off to me, I think it's very much a sense of 'fake it till you make it' or leave a piece for a while so you can come back with a fresh mind and reaccess the pacing... it's something we all struggle with 😭

How do I manage uni with writing? I... don't? Basically it's one or the other, and I tend to blindside each one on different days, because lord knows I can't focus on both at onceanslkfnal I'm trying to focus on writing what I WANT going into the future, and what makes me tick, because I think that really, really helps... even writing those lil things that are so cliche and stuff XD

And as for my BTS... I'm defs an OT7 girlie! Jimin does hold a special place in my heart purely because he was the first one I got attached to in my first music video, but I fawn pretty equally over all of them 💗💗 But I do find myself drawn to certain member povs, but maybe that's a reflection on myself!

Thank you for enjoying a reverie endeavour, in a way, I'm hoping it will be the end of an era, and a start of a new one for me - and I'll make sure to put myself first (because that's how my writing comes out fully baked and criSP) 💗💗💗💗 Thank you for being here with me 🥺💞

[red-elric]

ive caught up w blue lock.... (anime only not manga sorry I usually dont read mangas lol) some Thoughts:

biggest critique is the use of the overpowered self insert characters lmao. like isagi is the generic japanese teen boy who despite having no significant athletic ability is able to rapidly improve and compete w some CRAZY talented guys, ego is the slightly older generic japanese 20 smth whose ideas about things are taken 100% seriously and given a bunch of money and little to no criticism ('cant argue w him hes RIGHT') for some truly batshit ideas. I’m not a huuge fan of that sort of thing (as I’m not the target audience) and it makes me roll my eyes p much constantly sorry :/

second biggest critique is that I CANNOT take soccer this seriously ksagjavshshfdsshhsh sorry but it is Not that big of a deal 😭 plus the amount of goals theyve been scoring from the start is super unrealistic I feel (tho maybe thats a biased opinion from the only soccer ive watched being whatever my dad has on in the english premier league or whatever??? idk I feel like those are always 1-3 goals total for the game for the most part)

HOWEVER. I do like the show I promise. listing good things now those are my only gripes really!!!

bachira is v v v good, he's my lil guy ❤️ I also like nagi a lot tho!! which surprised me bc hes not usually my character type but idk.... hes fun teehee. his relationship drama w reo and new friendship w isagi is keeping me SO hooked

general shoutout to all the side characters tbh; ive liked p much all of them so far?? also the drama squad of nagi/barou/chigiri all rooming together KILLED MEEE I love them sm

despite criticizing isagi in the first point I actually do also like isagi a lot LMAO. I didnt think I would but ive been really engaged by the way he thinks about the matches and puts things together, esp in the second selection! makes it somewhat more believable that hes made it so far but also just like. the connections themselves are v cool idk it feels like a good version of the whole 'ive planned this 30 steps ahead of u' thing

I also like how theyve been balancing the 'you need to work w a team to maximize potential' and 'you need to have your own individual skill to be worth anything' thing to! I was actually super pleased by the way barous arc ended; having him suddenly be willing to work w people wouldnt have felt right, but I wouldve gotten real sick of him if he never changed either, so him and isagi just fighting the whole time on the field was a cool way to resolve that!! new ways to combo and everything hehehe

bachira and isagis relationship is making me SOOO crazy u have no idea. they like each other so much and theyre so ready to throw hands at any moment but theyre literally making out while they play against or w each other ahhh. mentioned in the tags of my earlier post but I’m SO excited to see whether or not isagi actually picks bachira if/when he beats this 4v4; I feel like atm bachira hasnt really evolved explosively like everyone else yet so if that stays true and isagi ends up picking rin instead I’m gonna be SOO pumped to see how bachira responds to that!! I think thatd be a really cool growth arc for him and isagi both tbh. plus a nice parallel to nagi and reo since I think bachira would be less pissed and more motivated, might get the evolution that (it seems) reo isnt getting 👀 ofc I could just be wrong hahahaha

final mention I LOVE LOVE LOVE the ops and eds theyre so fun!! the songs are boppin hehehehe

[khathiii]

—🎸FIRST POST.

heyy, so this is khathi, on printerest too :) make sure to follow my main (on pin if you’re interested) : @khathiispage and my alt: @khathiiisalt

will i post shit here? maybe, hehehe i enjoy writing so maybeeee just maybe i’ll make cringy one shots here

i’m also superrr new here please be nice. i’m also a minor, so i won’t make (much) NSFW. it depends on my mood.

so here’s a brief intro on meee

name: you can call me khathi, pronounced as cathy :)

ethnicity: i’m french/arab, born in china.

age: i’m a minorrrr

birthday?: not necessary information, but, it’s on jan 26.

favourite artists: i like many, but i’m into kpop, my ult being: txt. as for english artists, i really love the weeknd, ariana grande, lana del rey, eminem, chase atlantic, mitski, arctic monkeys, taylor swift, madison beer, pierce the veil, soooo many

i really love reading. like, a lot. i have an entire bookshelf in my room, and i’m hoping to by more books because i can never get enough

warning!! i’m a very emo person. i listen to rock and all i ever wear is black clothing. yes, i’m in that phase of my life.

i know i’m young but my mind is well beyond my years (i’m kind of mature)

im an ENFPT, but also very shy

i own a pinterest acc and i’ve got a bunch of online friends because i’m lonely (props to them for being in my life)

i have a broken and tragic love life

im a nutcase

gyat

[ddejavvu]

hi bestie todays horny thought is how eddie would be completely obsessed with readers pubes- you two are watching a movie? he just sticks his hand down your pants to play with the hair. you shave? he’s okay with that too but he won’t lie and say he doesn’t miss/prefer it. and absolutely loves how it feels when he fucks you, holding you so close and right underneath him he can feel it tickle and scratch at his pubic bone. ANYWAY feel free to elaborate or simply enjoy the thought <3 🪐

hi bestie todays horny thought had me on the floor. how could you do this to me i'm at work i can't be foaming at the mouth

this post is 18+, minors dni.

anytime you're cuddling he just sticks his hand down there and starts playing with it and at first you were a little cautious/squirmy because it usually isn't something that's regarded too highly and you were like sknsf sorry i didn't shave i didn't know your hand was gonna be down my pants and he was like :) babe you don't have to shave :) i like it :) and he had that stupid lil grin on his face and he laid a sloppy kiss on your cheek and then went back to watching the movie and you were mortified you were so sure that he was just being nice and trying not to make you feel bad so you went home and shaved and then the next night he, once again, shoved his hand into your pants and was like 😧 where did it go 😧 and you were like eddie i shaved for you!! and he kinda sat up and was like :(( i told you you didn't have to :(( i really do like it :((

long story short he convinces you and, though he has since clarified that he likes your body any way you keep it, he loooves when you don't shave

you always tease him when he ends up getting a little bit of stubble over time that it scratches you when he kisses you and when your hair is first growing back?? whenever he eats you out he teases you mercilessly he's like ohHh you're scRatching mEee and his tongue is literally in your pussy you're like EDDIE PLEASE FOCUS

he loooves feeling it when he fucks you!! it tickles him sm and sometimes when he's inside of you he can feel it brushing against the bottom of his tummy and he's extra ticklish there and it just elevates his pleasure sooo much

he really does just play with it all the time. you don't even have to be watching something, anytime you guys are stretched out together he's got a hand down your pants and he's playing with your hair. one day you ask him what he's doing, trying to figure out why he likes it so much, and he looks at you and deadpans 'i'm braiding it, babe' and you know he's just being sarcastic because it was an obvious question but you always say that from then on, that's your term for it. so whenever he wants to bring it up around other people and get you b he's like 'oh i braided Y/N's hair last night' and you blush so hot like 'EDDIE!!' and he eats that uppp he loves getting you flustered so he teases you like that all the time

[wigglygiggler]

Let's get down to business and post my very first tword headcanons! (Eeeeee I'm so flustered and excited please help meee) And the very first fandom I'll tackle is... Megamind!

I will go through the major characters with major speaking roles and impacts on the plot (Megamind, Roxanne, Minion, Metro Man, Hal/Tighten) and cover each one in a separate post. So without further ado, let's begin this, ahem, PRESENTATION with our main villain? hero?

MEGAMIND

As a ler:

With Megamind's childhood being very friendless and his upbringing quite institutional, with growing up in a prison and Warden probably having been quite a strict and unaffectionate father figure, I think tickling has always been quite a distant thing for him: he has seen it happening between other people but probably figured it was an affectionate action and thus never got involved, having internalized the idea that he's evil and not worthy of normal human affection. The one exception might have been Minion and perhaps his Brainbots whom he gives a little scratch under the chin every now and then, but then again how much does that count since they're robots? After his redemption, however, he has naturally marked Roxanne as his target. 😉 Megamind isn't that much of a ler, but every now and then he might playfully take on this "ruthless supervillain" role and attack with tickles whenever he and Roxanne are bantering over something. Oh, and if they ever have kids he is SURE to tickle them regularly! He definitely would do the CLAAAAAW Jim Carrey's character does in Liar Liar XD

As a lee:

Pfft. Look at this guy. Are you seriously telling me he is NOT a ticklish cinnamon bun?! Cause he is. Being estranged from any tickle action since childhood he probably was never tickled in his earlier years and he never realised his sensitivity... Until Roxanne came along and one day teasingly ran one finger down his spine without knowing just how entertaining reaction she would get. 🤭 Since then she has given, ahem, payback for all those kidnappings on a regular basis (well that, and she just finds his reactions darn cute). Megamind is a very squirmy lee, a true wiggly worm with an ADORABLE frantic giggle. As for tickle spots... Megamind is one giant tickle spot, though squeezing his sides nets particularly nice guffaws. Also, once Minion found out his master was ticklish he couldn't help poking his sides at least once - well, can you blame him? 😚 The guy is a sweet blue cinnamon roll.

[juniormint1125]

Worthy - A Lee Minho Fanfic

The edited version of this post can be found here.

This is my first time posting a fanfic so any feedback would be greatly appreciated! I hope someone enjoys!

Chapter 1 - Monster

Minho’s POV

“Stop whatever you’re doing and meet me at the practice room. I need coffee.”

I hit send and laid my phone beside me. Catching my breath from an intense practice, I waited for her reply. She would say no, that she was busy or didn’t want coffee. I’d counter, aegyo in full force, until she gave in and I got what I wanted. She always gave in to me, this time would be no different. I closed my eyes, focusing on the steady pounding of my heart, breathing slowly and deeply to relax. Minutes passed without the familiar ding of her response.

I glanced at my phone to see if I had somehow missed her reply, but there was nothing. I closed my eyes again. She never took this long to reply. Maybe she really was busy. I pouted. She usually made time for me, irregardless. What was more important today than me? I checked my phone again. Five more minutes had passed and I was getting anxious. What could she possibly be doing? I needed a coffee break.

Deciding to find her myself, I gathered my things and headed down the hall toward her office. She had to be there. She never left the building when one of us was practicing. If we needed her, she would be there. Nearing her door, I slowed my pace, hoping to surprise her. After the shock of my surprise wore off, she would giggle. Soft, sweet, and sturdy. I wouldn’t be able to hold back my smile, her laughter always warmed my whole body. Smirking at the scenario I was playing out in my head, I reached for the doorknob only to have it jerked from my hand. She stormed past me, into the hall, oblivious to my presence.

“Noona, wait!” I called after her in my whiniest voice. She hated when I called her that. She would have to respond. But she didn’t stop. My lower lip jutted out and my brow furrowed as I took off after her. Why was she ignoring me?! She was halfway down the hall when I caught up to her.

“Noona,” I whined again.

“Please, leave me alone,” she responded quietly. Her pace didn’t slow. Shifting my bag to my other shoulder, I tried again.

“Noona, stop ignoring me. I want coffee. Go with meee!”

“Go get coffee by yourself, Minho,” she replied sharply.

“I want you to come, Noona,” I moaned. She stopped long enough to look at me.

“STOP calling me that,” she said. I could tell that the irritation in her eyes was real, not the mock annoyance she usually responded with. Something was really bothering her.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“Just go get your coffee and leave me alone,” she sighed.

“Aniyo,” I replied defiantly. “Something’s wrong.”

“Nothing’s wrong,” she hissed. “Just go.”

Putting my hand on her shoulder, I responded. “I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s wrong.”

She was fuming. “I said nothing is wrong. Why can’t you just accept my answer for once?”

“I know you’re lying,” I insisted. “I’m not leaving you alone until you tell me.”

Her irritation became more apparent as her voice raised. “It wouldn’t even matter to you,” she said.

I pushed once more. “What is it? Just tell me before I get mad,” I said jokingly. “You know you don’t want to make me mad.”

“And what about me,” she demanded. “Have you even noticed that I am already mad?”

I tried again to lighten the atmosphere. “You never get mad, Noona. You’re too nice.”

“You’re right,” she answered. “Maybe if I wasn’t so nice then I wouldn’t be in this situation right now.” She was exasperated. “Ugh, nevermind. Just leave me alone!” she said turning away.

“But I want you to be nice, Noona,” I said as I followed her. I shifted my heavy bag again, wishing I’d left it in the practice room.

“Being nice to you is what put me in this position, Minho,” she replied. “I should have just done my job and not have given in to your whining.” Her annoyance seemed to be ebbing so I tried to lighten the mood further.

“But I like to whine, Noona. It gets me what I want.” We were again facing each other in the hallway, and I prepared to see a smile spreading across her lips at my aegyo. Instead, she lost it.

“I’m sick of your whining!” she roared. “You’re not a child anymore. Grow up!”

When she started walking again, her footsteps were quicker and I noticed for the first time that she had been carrying a box in her hands. I ignored her jab and switched tactics.

“What’s in the box?” I chirped, catching back up with her. I noticed picture frames and the snow globe that we had given her after her first week at work. It looked like the entire contents of her desk was in the box. Puzzled, I asked, “Are you moving to a new office?”

“I’m leaving,” she said flatly.

“What?!” I shrieked, grabbing her shoulder to stop her.

The sudden force caused the box to shift in her arms. She tried to adjust the weight, but it slipped from her hands. The sound of glass shattering echoed in the empty hallway. She dropped to her knees. Looking inside the box, I could see that the snow globe had shattered. I pulled her back to her feet to keep her from getting cut. Water ran from the corners of the box, wetting her flimsy dress shoes.

“No,” she whispered, her voice cracking. “No, no, no!” Yanking her arm from my grasp, she shouted. “You jerk! How could you do that? That was important to me.”

“I can get you another one,” I consoled.

“No, you can’t,” she declared. “Everything isn’t so easily replaceable, Minho.” She looked as though she was going to cry, and her sudden outburst of emotion pulled at my heart.

Lips parted to fire off another reprimand, she hesitated instead. The silence that now hung between us was deafening. Eyes closed tightly, her shoulders sunk. Her plaintive sigh resonating through the unnatural silence. Words came finally, muddled and choppy.

“I didn’t…it wasn’t…sorry…Noona.” Guilt flushed my cheeks. “What I mean is, I’m sorry, Noona. I’m sorry, Y/n.”

Tentatively, I stroked her shoulder, unsure if she’d accept my affection. She relaxed in my grasp, peeking up at me through her lashes. As my hand slid down her arm, I gently pulled her into a hug.

“What’s wrong?” I whispered softly, wrapping my arms around her defeated frame. Her head fit perfectly under my chin, like a missing puzzle piece. The comforting and familiar smell of her coconut shampoo filled my nostrils.

“Please,” I coaxed. “Tell me what happened.” The shake of her head was nearly imperceptible. Her body quivered against my chest and I knew she was no longer able to hold back her tears. One of my hands cradled her head protectively, the other caressed her back as she wept.

“Let me go,” she ordered a few minutes later, forcefully pushing me away. She started down the hall again, urgently heading toward the exit.

Taking off after her, I was dumbfounded, unable to understand why she wouldn’t talk to me. She’d never been closed off emotionally. We had all become extremely close since she had started as our assistant over a year ago. There wasn’t anything that we didn’t talk about or work out as a team. Now, she was pulling away, unwilling to let me help her. I had to find out what was going on. She stopped and turned to face me as she reached the door.

“I’m sorry that I won’t be here for you guys anymore,” she began, wiping tears from her eyes. “But you’ll find someone to replace me. Someone who can do their job better than I ever could.” She lowered her head, as her body turned away in finality.

“What do you mean you won’t be here anymore?” I was inches from her now. Surely she could hear my heart pounding frantically.

“I was fired, Minho,” she whispered. Confidence fading, her face flushed and she looked everywhere except into my eyes.

“What?” I croaked.

Her voice was stronger now and she looked into my eyes. “Fired,” she stated matter of factly. “As in, let go, dismissed, no longer needed.”

“I cant believed that,” I chuckled. She had to be playing some sort of joke. That could never happen. She was integral to our lives. We couldn’t live without her now.

Her hand rested on the door, ready to escape. “It’s true,” she said, bitterness creeping into her words. “This is no longer my job. You won’t see me again.” The door flew open, a gust of cold wind chilling the already frigid air of the corridor. Behind her, the sky was dark as she stepped out onto the sidewalk.

I followed her out, still hoping this was a prank. Thunder rumbled in the distance, gloomy clouds beginning to roll in. Stepping in front of her, I shrugged my shoulders and tried to smile.

“It’s really not that big of a deal,” I stated, attempting to sound casual. “I’ll make them change their minds. You’re not leaving.” I smiled. I felt better, knowing I could easily get what I wanted.

“How can you possibly be smiling right now?!” she screamed. “Didn’t you hear what I said? They fired me! Don’t you realize you’ve cost me everything, Minho?” Thunder boomed again, this time directly overhead, matching the snap of her body as she turned to leave. I caught the edge of her sleeve and this time she recoiled.

“Let go of me you arrogant bastard!” Daggers shot from her eyes as tears drown her cheeks again. “You’re a self centered egomaniac. You never think about anyone but yourself. And you certainly don’t consider how your actions will effect others. You do nothing but take from everyone around you. You think that you can treat people however you want and everyone will still bend over backwards to grant your absurd wishes.” She paused, taking a deep breath. Her voice cracked as she finished. “You know, Maybe it’s a good thing I am leaving. I don’t have to tolerate your pretentiousness any longer. I don’t have to tolerate YOU!”

Her disgust was apparent as the last “you” rolled off her tongue. She turned away and I stood with my mouth gaping. Her declaration against my atrocious behavior left my heart thudding again in my chest. I needed to run after her, to make this right, but pride rooted my feet to the ground. Another crack of thunder boomed across the sky, and stinging rain began falling. As the first drop hit my cheek, I wasn’t sure if it was rain or my own tears breaking free.

I wiped the unwelcome wetness from my cheek, that same pride turning the feeling of regret to offense. Shoulders drooping, I turned away and found myself face to face with Felix. I hadn’t seen his approach, but his expression told me that he had heard enough.

“Are you okay?” he asked quietly.

“Whatever,” I grumbled, shrugging my shoulders. I pushed past Felix, slamming my fist against the door frame as I walked through.

“Minho, wait,” he called after me.

I couldn’t face him when the sting of tears still burned my cheeks. His footsteps sped up behind me and I groaned inwardly. I growled for him to leave me alone. Either oblivious or unwilling to take the hint, he continued following me to the elevator.

“Minho,” he called, out of breath from trying to keep up. “What happened? Why were you two fighting?” What does she mean she’s fired?”

“I told you to leave me the hell alone,” I snapped. “I’m not fucking in the mood for your obnoxious meddling. For once, butt the fuck out and mind your own damn business. You’re always sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong and everyone is sick of it. You’re just a fucking busybody.”

He lowered his eyes and I knew my words had hurt. He walked away without saying anything else, leaving me alone to wallow in my self pity.

My whole life, no one had ever understood me. I had always felt like I was hovering on the edge of reality, never really a part of anything, but not exactly separate either. But, I had begun to think that with y/n I had found someone who understood me. She had never seemed to mind my eccentricity, always supporting and assuring me. And she had always tolerated my bad behavior, never trying to change me, but quietly encouraging me to strive for something better.

I realized now that my behavior had broken her. She had feelings and opinions that I had ignored and abused. How could she ever forgive me? I replayed her accusations over and over. She was gone and I felt again like that little boy cowering in the corner, alone.

There was no way to deny it. I was an arrogant bastard. To escape my painful reality, I had built a wall around myself, high enough to keep out anyone who might hurt me. Hiding behind the wall, I had become a tyrant. I took what I wanted before anyone could keep it from me. Nothing was going to stop me from getting what I deserved. In my pursuit of balancing the wrongs that had been done to me, I had become a monster.

[kaizokuwritings]

( 🍫 ) a christmas with the Grinch | eustass kid x fem ! reader (1K)

╰  @quirkyseastone challenge event [nice and naughty]

+prompt person A tries to make christmas special for person B who is acting a bit like the grinch.

+ genre fluff, romance, minor insult (Kid just acts like Kid).

+ synopsis you just want to spend christmas with your captain (and crush) eustass kid, and you even intend to confess your feelings to him, because what better evening than christmas would be for a declaration of love? but eustass captain Kid has other plans in mind, like ruining other people's evenings.

+ note guess who posted her participation at the last minute? it's meee! and i'm ashamed... on top of that, i'm really not proud of this writing because i find that Kidd doesn't act enough like the grinch and therefore i didn't respect the prompt enough... and please don't pay attention to grammar mistakes,... because i'm at the end of my rope right now. i hope it doesn't totally stain the reading <3

It's quite understandable that Christmas is not a priority on the Victoria Punk. It would be a bit inconceivable to think that violent, bloodthirsty pirates could feel and celebrate the atmosphere that Christmas lavishes. Yet the loud laughter of the Kid pirates echoed through the streets of the small winter town the pirates had approached. They walked as a group, exclaiming and laughing together.

You were now standing between Killer and your Captain, exchanging relaxed words with the first mate of the crew. Even Killer, so distant and calculating, was relaxed and more talkative. The atmosphere was so incredible that even though she couldn't stop the cold from touching your skin, she warmed your heart.

The only small problem was Kid. He hadn't said a word since you stepped off the ship and answered your questions only with grunts and fleeting glances. You understood that Christmas was not his cup of tea, but for once the atmosphere among the crew was really nice, no one was threatening each other with death or insulting each other and even Wire was showing emotions on his face.

Only Kid was sulking like a child, and you couldn't really understand why. You would have hoped that this evening would have been an opportunity for you to confess your feelings to him, to confess your deep love for his shitty character. But Kid didn't seem very open to discussion - more than usual- and the determination that had accompanied you until then seemed to have dissolved like snow in the sun. Yet you sincerely wanted to be able to talk to him, maybe make him smile a little, see a real smile painted on his machiavellian face. You didn't want to have to hide your feelings anymore, which were becoming obvious to everyone except Kid of course.

Behind his mask, Killer was staring at both of you, you in your thoughts, your eyes on the snow that covered the ground and Kid looking down on the kids playing snowball fights. Killer sighed and decided it would be nice to leave you alone for a moment. He was fully aware of what had been going on between the two of you since the early days and couldn't stand the unspoken romantic tension between you. Maybe this was your chance to end it and change the nature of your relationship with Kid.

Without a word, Killer put a warm, comforting hand on your shoulder and ran off to join - under his captain's still evil eye - the rest of the crew who had distanced themselves from you. Now alone with Kid, the stress had taken hold of you and compressed your lungs. You were struggling to organize your thoughts and you took a breath of cold air to pull yourself together.

You opened your mouth, finally half determined to talk to him: “Kid, is that you -” You didn't even have time to add another word before Kid, who had turned to you, received a snowball in the face. You choked a laugh when you saw your captain's head deteriorate. But Kid didn't seem to take it the way you did. In just a few seconds he had turned to the poor kid who had mistakenly aimed at him and stood tall above him.

“You little prick, are you having fun doing that? I'm going to make you swallow your snow so precious that you'll go back to your mother crying blood, you little bastard-”

Kid spoke as he approached the child who had fallen to the ground, tears already staining his innocent cheeks. You quickly stood between Kid's imposing body and the tiny body of the child who ran away from you.

“Kid, what the hell is wrong with you? He's a child, he was just having fun, just like everyone else here! Just because you don't like Christmas doesn't mean you have to react so badly!”

Kid stared at you, a light of rage in his eyes. “But you're the problem. How can you think of Christmas as a special day? It's a fuckin' day you peel your balls! And why do these kids enjoy throwing snow at each other? And why is everyone happy here, and why is everyone tactile too? Why did Killer choose this fucking night to get closer to you? You don't even pay attention to me, you spent the last 15 fucking minutes having only eyes for him ! And after all this you want me to be nice to a little kid who's attacking me with his snowball !”

Kid yelled that in your face, rage took over his eyes and you were paralyzed. So he's been brooding about all this since a while ago? You could understand that he doesn't like Christmas, but that's why he has such a grudge against everyone, even the person he considers his brother... 

As you were about to open your mouth, to finally say all that you had in your head, your body relaxed as a sweet smile appeared on your face. Kid looked at you in disbelief. Was that your answer? You were making fun of him.

Slowly, you tiptoed up to his waist and your hands rested on his cheeks as Kid's eyes opened wide. You knew full well that in the end, words weren't worth much with Eustass Captain Kid, that all the best phrases in the world wouldn't have the same effect on him as clear actions. So gently, your lips stole a sweet kiss from your captain's lips. The kiss wasn't very pleasant, your hands were cold, your body was shivering, and Kid's lips had the taste of lipstick and a metallic aftertaste.

His arms were dangling for a few seconds, and as you pulled away from him, your heart clenched in the face of this silent rejection, Kid grabbed you hard by the hip and slammed his lips on yours. The kiss he had just initiated was drastically more violent than yours: his lips moved over yours with envy and possession, his teeth chewed on your lower lip, and a sly smile flashed from his lips as you began to moan. You had to separate to be able to breathe again.

You felt so much more relaxed in her arms, and your belly warmed up as you felt her intense gaze on you.

“Have you finally calmed down?”

He growled. “Shut up and kiss me.”

“Merry Christmas to you too, Kid.”

𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑/𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 !

© 𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐙𝐎𝐊𝐔𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒. — all rights reserved. do not repost on any platform.

[sunflowerfycs]

“Shut up Blaise”

Summary: Blaise can’t stop playfully teasing Draco & Y/N, who have been dating for almost a year now. Blaise exposes some secrets that should not have been said in Slughorn’s class, which leads the couple to touch on the surface on a little secret of his own.

Pairing: Draco X Reader

Warning: SUPER Fluff. All the characters are soft. Bad writing: written at 2:00am. Comedy? Mild language? Idk. || “friend things”

A/N: Hello guys! I am a new writer here, and I’m sorry this is bad. I was feeling very soft and wrote this more comedy based? which I never do? bet here we are. I hope you enjoy! I’ll actually post a serious work later. Don’t worry :)

Don’t forget to give me request! I’m better if I have a prompt or an idea to work with <3

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“Did you sleep well, love?” Draco asked with a husky morning voice that was slowly fading. He was leaning against the wall near the entrance of your common room, reading a book which soon snapped closed as he sensed your presence.

He moved his arms swiftly around your waist and pulled you close. He placed a kiss on top of your forehead and then put his head on your shoulder, burying himself deep in your neck. Touching him felt like home: two entities becoming one in the warmth of the love you both had for each other. The smell of cologne and fresh shampoo soon reached you nose, making you squeeze him tighter —— not wanting to let go.

“Yes, but I could’ve slept better with you next to me...” you said teasingly.

He pulled away, giving you a playful smirk, as he shook his head staring at the ground clearly flustered by your flirty antics.

“You are such a flirt, always all over meee,” he responded as grabbed your hand. He twirled you around giving you a playful spin and then interlocked his long fingers with yours.

“haha, I’m just saying ....” you continued as you raised and dropped your shoulders playfully.

You both slowly started walking to your Potions class. This was a peaceful time for the both of you. You and Draco talked about everything and anything: ranting about the golden trio, bringing up “existential-crisis” questions, being cheeky, and listening to each other’s worries and excitements. You and Draco shared all of this together. Sometimes, you even felt his mood even before you saw him, and acted accordingly depending on how he was feeling.

What you loved the most about this morning walk in particular is how Draco took his guard down and let his true emotions show. His smile so radiant, a genuine and pure smile that can instantly warm your heart and fill your belly with butterflies of love. Whenever he talked about something interesting or about a personal project he wanted to achieve, his light blue eyes would sparkle the way waves reflect the warm light of the sun in a nice summer day.

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“Well, well, well.... if it isn’t Mr. & Ms. Malfoy... when’s the wedding?” Blaise asked as soon as he saw you two walk through the door.

“Sorry to say this.... but you just...” Draco leaned in to whisper something to Blaise, putting his hand on his shoulder as if to say something important, “...aren’t invited” he completed his sentence. A smile soon creeping on his face.

“WhAT? Oh My GoSh Y/N? I mIghT JuSt...” he turned around looking at you pretending to be stabbed deeply in the heart. With his hands on his chest, he sat down, pretending to faint. He sat between you and Draco, which meant that you were never bored.

“Oh Blaise! Please don’t die! I don’t think Draco could live without you...” you played along.

Laughs filled the room as other students started to get ready for the class.

“Okay class, it’s time to settle down,” Mr. Slughorn entered the classroom surprisingly a little over a minute late.

Everyone took their seats and got ready for potions, you as well turned into you “game mode” face Draco said it’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen and payed attention to the class.... or at least tried.

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“pssstt..... Y/N...” Blaise said putting his face on his desk, trying to find your gaze.

“What?” You whispered.

“How’s it like kissing Draco? wait, is he a moaning type of guy?” He smirked. you rolled your eyes and looked to see if Draco had heard his friend’s question, but he was still concentrated on the lesson.

“Mhmmm... YOU should know,” you retorted back.

His jaw dropped at you sassiness. He’s such a drama queen sometimes. Well, actually, all the time.

“You’re becoming sarcastic like your boyfriend! Maybe it’s because you make out with him so much,” Blaise responded, causing a slight blush to appear on your face.

He wasn’t wrong though...

“Oh Draco, please kiss me oh please Draco,” he moaned while making smooching sounds and grabbing his arms as if making out with himself.

Finally, Draco turned his head around at his friend, not impressed by his actions counting the million times he has teased you both like this.

‘So immature... yet it’s cute to see Y/N flustered’ Draco thought.

“Shut up Blaise...” Draco slightly pushed him from the other side in an attempt to shut him up.

“Draco... remember that time you were sleep talking?” Blaise snapped his head at him but then started to look between the two.

“Huh?” Draco inquired.

“I’ll do a reenactment...” he fake coughed a couple times as if to clear his voice.

“oh Y/N... you look so pretty in that dress please come here yes yes don’t stop” Blaise moaned but not being able to control his laughter.

You raised your eyebrows, finding Draco’s eyes already on you looking for a reaction.

you smirked...

“Wait, Blaise tell me more,” you tried to calm him down and slowly pulled him your way trying to make him face you.

“Once....” he looked as if he were to spill more information about his friend, but then swiftly turned his head at him.

“Y/N likes your butt,” Blaise blurted out which took your smirk and drew it in your boyfriend’s face.

Blaise then faced you again.

“Draco said he likes touching you boob-“ he didn’t get to finish his sentence as Draco grabbed his papers and smacked his friend’s face with them.

“Didn’t I tell you to shut up?” Draco said maybe a little too loudly, as it caught Mr. Slughorn’s attention.

“Settle down class, no more talking”

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Blaise, Draco, and you were now walking to get some lunch. Even though it was already the middle of the day, and several classes passed, you were still petty about what Blaise did that morning in Mr. Slughorn and you could sense Draco was too.

Both of you exchanged glances, as Blaise kept on babbling about the many ways he was better than Cedric in Quidditch.

Oh it was on, you smiled at Draco that had placed his arm around your waist pulling you closer.

“Blaise, are you lonely?” this question catching him off guard.

“What do you mean?” He responded a little too defensively.

“You always tease me and Draco about being together, but maybe you tease us because you want a relationship yourself,” you said innocently.

There must be somebody WE can tease him about. There must be. Draco catching up with your thoughts continued your plan.

“Why are you so silent my friend is there anyone in mind?” Draco asked teasingly as he caught up to his friend and stepped in front of him causing him to stop in his tracks.

Blaise for the first time, ever, in history, didn’t know what to say.

“I- I- think I forgot something,” he quickly said blasting off back to the slytherin common room.

“You know what that means?” Draco said as he stepped closer to you grabbing both of your cold hands in his. Excitement filling the atmosphere.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him!” you said not fighting the urge to jump and swing both of your arms all around. Draco smiled at you fondly spinning around with you while holding hands, your beautiful hair dancing with you.

“We need to find who it is!” the mischievous spark in your eye made draco chuckle, putting his forehead on yours. Damn, his eyes were beautiful.

“When did my girl become such a trouble maker?”

“I learned from the best...” you responded wrapping your arms and pulling him to connect the space between you.

His lips were heavenly soft, your chapstick imprinting in his own lips. Time seemed to slow when you had moments like this, there was nothing that could separate you two. You moved your hands up, from his shoulders all the way to his nape, getting a hold of some strands of his light blondish hair, which caused draco to slowly release a pleasing sigh into your mouth.

You slowly pulled back, not that you wanted to, but because you were very hungry.

“Come on let’s go my prince,” letting Draco guide the way and get a little ahead so you could...

....

“Hey! Did you just smack my ass?”

“What can I say? Blaise may be a blabber mouth but he is certainly not a liar.”

[simplybakugou]

After All This Time

↝ At a small high school reunion with a few of your old classmates from U.A., Bakugou has to deal with your drunkenness.

BINGO SPACE: High School Sweethearts

⋆ PAIRING: prohero!bakugou x drunk!reader ⋆ WARNINGS/TAGS: swearing, alcohol (all characters are aged up), fluff ⋆ WORD COUNT: 1581

A/N: this is another bingo piece of the event going on in the @bnhabookclub​ server! Thank you to @happygalaxymilkshake​ for requesting bakugou for this prompt. And am i doing all the bakugou prompts first because deep down i’m genuinely afraid of writing for another character in fear of portraying their characters inaccurately? Yes so for now enjoy some more bakugou lol

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✐posted 07.18.2020✐

“Cheers!” You exclaimed along with your friends, all of you clinking your glasses together.

Mina sighed as she took a sip from her drink. “Man, I can’t remember the last time we met up like this!”

Uraraka nodded, grinning from ear to ear as her cheeks reddened under the dim lights of the tavern. “It’s so nice to see you all here today.”

“Too bad the other girls couldn’t join,” you said, a frown on your face as your face grew hot from the alcohol. 

“Momo, Toru, and Tsuyu have early patrols tomorrow,” Jirou said.

Mina snickered, latching onto your arm. “I’m surprised Bakugou let us hang out with you, Y/N.”

You rolled your eyes at her, gesturing to the table beside you with a shaky finger. “He’s right there, Mina. It’s not like he’s keeping me from you guys or anything. I’m just another busy hero like the rest of us here.”

It had been five years since you and the rest of class A graduated from U.A. Slowly yet surely each of you worked diligently to make your way up the rankings, especially the Big Three of your class, Midoriya, Todoroki, and your fiance Bakugou who you had been dating since your first year in U.A.

“I can’t believe you guys have been together for so long!” Uraraka exclaimed, giggling at the sight of the boys’ table which was chaotically louder than any other table at the tavern. Kirishima had to hold Bakugou back as Sero and Kaminari were teasing him, egging him on to amuse themselves as they knew their easily angered friend all too well. Iida, Todoroki, and Midoriya, who were the only ones who were able to make it amongst the other boys, had left early as they had to work early in the morning, not wanting to risk drinking too much.

You hiccuped, leaning onto Mina’s shoulder as the effects of the alcohol slowly ran through your system. Jirou laughed at the sight. “I forgot how much of a lightweight you were.”

You narrowed your brows at her. “I’m not a lightweight!”

You sat up straight, grabbing your glass in hand and raising it to your lips. “I can drink so much!”

The girls attempted to stop you from consuming anymore alcohol but it was too late; you had downed the rest of your drink, slamming the cup onto the table as you had to breathe heavily just to catch your breath.

Bakugou, who had finally calmed down from his friends’ teasing and prodding, glanced over to your table as he noticed you had guzzled your fifth drink in a short amount of time. It was only a matter of time before your drunken stupor would overtake your judgement and behavior and Bakugou could only groan as he began to recall how the countless amount of migraines he got after dealing with your drunkenness.

“I’m gonna head out,” Bakugou said, slipping his coat on and placing a few bills onto the table to pay for your meal and his.

“Aw, come on! You just got here!” Kaminari complained.

“Y/N’s almost shitfaced and it’s getting late,” Bakugou said, giving his short and brief goodbyes to his friends.

“Where’s she going?” Kirishima asked, pointing to your wobbly figure walking over to the other side of the tavern. The girls tried to catch up with you but were blocked by the numerous people who were packed into the vicinity.

“That shitty girl…” Bakugou mumbled, making his way through the crowd as he didn’t hesitate to shove his way through.

You stumbled on your feet, bumping into the person in front of you. You rubbed your head, apologizing to the person. “Sorry.”

The man looked down at you, annoyed that someone had ran into him until a smirk crept up his face as he recognized who you were. “You’re that pro, (H/N), right?”

You nodded slowly, grinning aimlessly at him as you could barely keep up with the loud and raucous atmosphere. “Mhm, that’s meee!”

The man took a step towards you and you took one back, slightly intimidated and bothered by how close he was trying to get. He managed to corner you to a wall right outside the restrooms, which was where you were trying to go initially. He rested his hand right above your head, making you uncomfortable with the proximity of his figure with yours. “What’s a little lady like you doing here alone?”

“She’s not alone, dipshit,” Bakugou said from behind him, grabbing the man by the arm and shoving him to the side. 

Before the man could try and pick a fight with the infamous brash hero, one of his friends stepped up, pulling the man by the arm. “Dude, don’t you know Ground Zero and (H/N) have been dating forever?! You can’t just hit on her!” He informed the creepy man in a low and harsh tone. The friend turned to you and Bakugou, bowing his head apologetically. “I’m sorry about him, he doesn’t know how to act sometimes.”

Bakugou scoffed at the two men as they walked away, agitated beyond a reasonable doubt about a stranger trying to make a move on you. You grinned up at your fiance. “Thank you, Katsu,” you slurred, extending his name with a hiccup.

Bakugou sighed, shaking his head. “I really can’t take you anywhere can I?”

You ignored his comment, as you grabbed Bakugou’s hand. “You know, what that guy did was weird when he did it but… I wanna do it!”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Look,” you said, raising your hands to Bakugou’s forearms as you pushed him to the wall. He stared down at you in confusion, the feeling diminishing as he grew amused by your actions. You brought your hands up to either side of him, putting him into a kabedon. 

“Am I intimidating?” You slurred, laughing at yourself as you were convinced you were just as menacing in this position as the strange man was when he forced you in the same situation.

A few women on their way to the bathroom giggled at the sight before them, one of them taking pictures of the famous hero couple. Bakugou rested his hands on your shoulders as you were much shorter than he was. “Y/N, you’re the last person on this goddamn planet that I’d be scared of.”

You jutted your bottom lip out, looking up at him disappointedly as you were somehow drunkenly convinced you were intimidating. “Really?”

“Really.” Bakugou pushed you forward gently, bringing your arms down to your side. “Come on, we’ve gotta get home.”

“But I don’t wanna!” You whined, shaking your head.

“I don’t care. You’re already fucking drunk, let’s go.”

“Wait.” You straightened up, walking into the bathroom. “Let me pee first.”

Bakugou sighed, leaning against the wall. “Fine. Hurry up.”

Bakugou could see from the opposite end of the room his friends’ laughing expressions as he was placed in another weird situation thanks to your drunkenness. He flipped them off as they were taking videos themselves. Even the girls were laughing at the sight of your attempt at a kabedon, one that they were looking forward to teasing you about.

Bakugou ignored them, waiting and waiting for you to come out. After some time you still hadn’t returned from your bathroom break and he pulled out his phone, sending you a ‘what’s taking so long’ text.

You quickly responded with a ‘I’m not leaving’ text, one that was filled with numerous spelling errors in which Bakugou could barely understand what you were trying to say. 

Bakugou closed his eyes as you had successfully annoyed him like you usually did. Fortunately, Mina approached him as she could see how agitated he was, as if there was invisible smoke rising from his ears.

“Need some help?” She asked.

“That shitty girl’s not getting outta there,” Bakugou muttered. 

Mina snickered. “It’s been almost eight years and she still knows how to push your buttons.”

Bakugou crossed his arms over his chest as he waited again, watching as Mina entered the bathroom. He could hear your whining and complaining as Mina quite literally dragged you out of the stall. 

“Go home!” Mina exclaimed, pinching your cheek as you continued to express how you wanted to stay and spend more time with your friends. Mina said her goodbyes to both you and Bakugou before returning to the table with the girls.

Bakugou sighed as he turned to you, the alcohol now taking its full effect on you as you felt as light as a feather. “I’m not gonna hear another word from you. We’re going home.”

You glared up at him. “Fine.”

Bakugou, who was glad to finally have been able to get you to leave, proceeded through the crowd, wanting to make way for you until you grabbed his wrist, ceasing his movements. “What is it?” He asked, wondering why you stopped him this time.

You grinned, raising your arms up. “Carry me!”

Bakugou smiled softly at you, swiftly hooking his arms under your knees and around your back as he held you in his arms. Since the day you first met, you never failed to give him a headache and aggravate him to no end. But he knew he wouldn’t want anyone else by his side.

After all this time, you were still making him fall for you just like you did when you were high schoolers.

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Obey Me Devilgram Posts and Comments: Makeup Time/Under the Cherry Blossoms

Three events until we’re caught up!

This would have been out a little earlier, but I fell into a rabbit hole of Classical Japanese verbs lol

This set is really interesting because I think we might have the first instance of the localization team straight up misreading a kanji.  It’s in the footnotes, but I wonder if you can find it just by comparing the official translations with my own.

Maybe either one works, but I triple checked my kanji and I have a feeling mine is more accurate.

日本語は私の第三言語ので、時々間違えます。日本語話者、間違いを見たら教えてください。 (Japanese is my third language, so I make mistakes sometimes.  Japanese speakers, if you see a mistake, please tell me!)

And as always, we have the #devilgram rush tag and there’s a full transcript below the cut.

A Camera, Hana Ruri-tan, and You

monSOLO: A nice hobby

Lucifer: Levi’s trouble when he’s angered

stn: As for me, cats and books

LordDiavolo: I’ve heard this song before

#CherryBlossoms #OshiAndOshi(1)

Let’s Go Flower Viewing!

AsmoBaby: A party? A party?

Angeluke: Should I also bring something?

ButlerBarb: Young Master!  Why did you go ahead?!

Lucifer: That much is easy for Diavolo

#FlowerViewing #Magic

Cherry Blossom Decorating a Loved One's Hair

DDSimeon: Is Lucifer having fun?

Mammoney: I sense a get-rich-quick scheme!

Beelzeburger: I sense food!

stn: Let’s get a special harassment ready

#CherryBlossoms #SecretForTwo

Devildom-Style Flower Viewing

Belphie: Bring a pillow for meee

LordDiavolo: It’s a very beautiful flower from the Devildom

Angeluke: I won’t eat it!

BulterBarb: Please have a peaceful time

#FlowerViewing #DevildomFlower

Makeup Transformation!(2)

L3V1: I want my oshi’s eyeshadow

stn: With those makeup supplies you’ll be dolled up and pretty

Mammoney: Ya gonna make money with that skill?

ButlerBarb: You’re very skilled

#Makeup #ThatsOurAsmo

Let’s Play at Home!

Lucifer: What’s wrong, Chihuahua

Belphie: It’s peaceful

Beelzeburger: Looking forward to the souvenirs(3)

DDSimeon: It’s a kind world

#HandCream #Friends

Painting Good Luck Charm

AsmoBaby: Flashy!  Amazing!(4)

LordDiavolo: Will I get one from you too?

L3V1: I want(5) gacha luck!!!(6)

monSOLO: It has a sorcery-related meaning too

#FacePainting #Wish

1. This was in a post before (I think the Devil’s Coast one?), but an oshi is your favorite member of a group/character in a show, etc.  Since it’s made its way into the Anglophone otaku subculture I didn’t translate it further. 2. This one is literally “makeover with makeup” so I did what I could to make it less redundant, and then it turns out it’s the same exact thing as they did in the official localization lmao 3. The localization makes him say “I’ve got the souvenir”, so I think they actually misread 待ってる (matteru - to be waiting) as 持ってる (motteru - to have) 4. He uses すごい (sugoi), which you probably all know by now, but using translations like “cool” or “awesome” sounded un-Asmo and using something like “great” or “wow” sounded almost sarcastic here?  Lol I did my best 5. The verb here can mean “to wish for”, “to demand”, “to seek”, “to request”, “to want”, etc. etc., but I think “want” is the safest here, since I’m think he’s directly asking Barbatos. 6. Wow two in one comment!  What could Levi be saying this time?  It’s not something I know much about, but he uses the verb 求む (motomu), which is actually an archaic form of the modern 求める (motomeru).  From what I know, 二段 (nidan) verbs like that one died out in speech a long time ago, but 求む specifically can still be found in some circumstances like hiring. ＊二段 (nidan) refers to how the different conjugations would split down two (二) vowel paths, as opposed to ichidan, which sticks to one vowel the whole time, and the modern godan which uses all five.  With a few exceptions, most nidan verbs mutated into ichidan verbs over time.

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カメラと花ルリたんとおまえ

monSOLO: 良い趣味だ Lucifer: レヴィを怒らせるとめんどうだぜ stn: 俺で言うと猫と本か LordDiavolo: 聞き覚えのある歌だね ＃桜　＃推しと推し

お花見に行こう！

AsmoBaby: パーティー？パーティー？ Angeluke: ぼくもなにか持っていこうかな ButlerBarb: 坊っちゃま！なぜ先に行かれたのですか！ Lucifer: ディアボロならその程度簡単だろう ＃お花見　＃魔法

恋う人の髪に飾りし桜の花よ

DDSimeon: ルシファーは楽しんでる？ Mammoney: 儲け話の気配！ Beelzeburger: 食べ物の気配！ stn: とっておきの嫌がらせを準備しよう ＃桜　＃2人の秘密

魔界式お花見

Belphie: ぼくの為に枕も持ってきてー LordDiavolo: 魔界ではとても美しい花なんだよ Angeluke: ぼくは食べないからな！ ButlerBarb: のんびりとお過ごしくださいませ ＃お花見　＃魔界の花

メイクで大変身！

L3V1: 推しのアイシャドウとか欲しい stn: メイク用品は飾って綺麗だよな Mammoney: その技術で稼げるんじゃね？ ButlerBarb: お上手ですね ＃メイク　＃さすがアスモ

おうちで遊ぼう！

Lucifer: どうしたチワワ Belphie: 平和だな Beelzeburger: 土産を待ってる DDSimeon: 優しい世界ってやつかな ＃ハンドクリーム　＃友達

ペインティングのおまじない

AsmoBaby: 派手！すごい！ LordDiavolo: 君もやてもらうのかい？ L3V1: ガチャ運求む！！！ monSOLO: 魔術的な意味もあるからね ＃フェイスペインティング　＃願い

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Prosciutto x Homebody!Reader NSFW

Anon asked: "May I request some wholesome Prosciutto x homebody reader who doesn't go out much so they have a stay at home date? (Bonus if it includes nsfw then light bondage with reader tied to the bed + soft dom Pro and orgasm denial + praise kink) thank you so much 🥺"

During a dinner date at home, Prosciutto notices that you’re positively burning up and, being the excellent life partner he is, decides you need to rest in bed until you’re better. Or until you’re begging for him to let you cum, which ever comes first.

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WARNINGS: Vibrators, Prosciutto being an ass but like... hot? And kinda sweet? Helping your partner eat their food (not in a kinky way, more in he’s an ass kind of way patronizing almost. With lots of innuendoes), light praise kink, bondage, anal fingering, orgasm denial.

Word Count: 1400

     Prosciutto elegantly placed your plates on the table, ignoring your squirming. The smell of delicious food floods your nostrils, making your mouth water. You flicked your eyes up to him, smiling sweetly when he did the same. A chuckle rumbled through his chest as he looked over your body. Though you tried to stay still, you couldn’t help the small tremble that coursed through your body. 

     To anyone looking in from the outside, they would have thought you were cold. You two, of course, knew that was far from the truth. Nestled between your legs, humming against your most sensitive parts was a vibrator. A vibrator that he controlled from his phone. 

     “You seem to be enjoying yourself, (Y/N).” Hearing your name on his lips made a soothing warmth spread throughout your body. You hummed, twirling pasta around your fork.

     “It’s not very often my man makes me such a delicious dinner. I’m a little beside myself, Prosciutto.” You both laughed softly.

     “If you enjoy your dinner that much, wait for dessert.” His eyes narrowed in a way that made your heart jump. If this was just the first course in what he had planned for you tonight, then you were very excited for what happened after. What seemed like a million images of him pleasing you floated through your head, making you all the more desperate to finish eating.

     You took your first bite and god, it was delicious. Prosciutto had outdone himself. You would need to ask for dates like these more often. Or maybe just for him to cook for you more. Since you were the one spending most of your time at home, it was agreed that you would do a large portion of the housework during the days he was away and he would come home with flowers every weekend or new clothes that he would make you model for him.

     He also had chores to do when he was home, but it was mostly handy stuff like fixing the sink, the washing machine, putting in new light bulbs, etc. Because he was away so often, most of his time was spent with you in his arms on the couch, making up for all the kisses he should have given you. Though, there were a few instances where you pretended things were broken again just to see him take off his jacket, roll up his sleeves and flex his muscles while trying to figure out the problem. He caught on pretty quick, but hey! If it lead to sex later and a smile on your face, he’d pretend to fix things all you wanted.

     Moments pass with the vibrator still on a low buzz. You start to wonder if he forgot or if he was just trying to be nice while you ate. Idle conversation about your days was made to keep the silence at bay until you had come close to finishing your plate. There were only a few forkfuls left when the buzz got stronger, making you moan out of shock. 

     “Problem, baby?” He purrs, knowing full well that there was indeed a problem. You weren’t stretched open over his girthy cock. That was the problem.

     “No, dear. Why would there be a problem?” You teased, obviously lying.

     “Good,” Prosciutto said, scooping up the last of his pasta into his mouth before getting up to clean the plate.

     Just as you were about to put a rather large mound into your mouth, the vibrator shot up in intensity again, eyes growing wide as you moaned again. This time, your hips bucked into the air of their own accord. You looked over to him, just to see what he was doing. His back covered most of his movements, you couldn’t tell if he was playing around with the settings on his phone or-

     “AaAah!~” You practically shrieked as the vibrator changed its pattern from a single pace to one that flicked on and off at a quick tempo.

     “Oh, (Y/N).” Suddenly, Prosciutto was beside you, humming your name while brushing his finger along your cheek. “Can’t finish your dinner?” You silently cursed him for being such a coy asshole. The back of his hand rested against your forehead. “Hm. Your face is rather hot, are you sure you’re okay?”

     You struggled to speak without moaning, but eventually, you were able to spit out his name through gritted teeth. A chair is pulled up beside you and his hand begins to rub your back softly.

     “Here, let me help you.” He takes the fork from your hand. “Trying to fit so much in your mouth while you’re like this? Tch. You should know better than to bite off more than you can chew.” You roll your eyes while he gathers the ‘correct’ amount of pasta, bringing it up to your lips. “Open. Good, that’s it. So good for me.”

     You groan in annoyance, finishing the bite before talking. “Stop making this hot.” Prosciutto laughs, leaning into your neck, breath tickling your skin.

     “Do you want to get right to dessert, (Y/N)?”

     “Please,” you huffed, bringing your hand to his thigh, slowly trailing it up to the bulge in his pants. 

     Without another word, he lifts you out of the chair, tossing you over his shoulder and making his way to the bedroom. You couldn’t help the warmth that pooled over you whenever he made you feel so weightless. All you wanted him to do was spear you on his cock while pinning you to the wall. One of his hands drifted up your thigh, squeezing your ass cheek, making you moan, headily, dazed from your lust-idled mind. 

     You were set down onto the middle of the bed, clothes quickly discarded to a pile in the corner. Prosciutto cages you underneath him, kissing a trail from your lips, down your neck right to the tips of your fingers, then, he attaches the first strap to your wrist. You can’t help but moan and squirm under him as he repeats the same action to the other hand. It was time for your legs now. The anticipation made you squirm, gently bucking up into him.

     “Patience, (Y/N). You’ll get what you want.” He leaves another trail from your sternum down to your knee, extra careful to not touch your aching genitals in any way. He bends your legs, teasing you as much as he can. You moan and keen under his touch, so close to your release. “Oh, right. Don’t move.” 

     With a chuckle, he gets up, walking back to the kitchen where he left his phone. He returns promptly, standing in the doorway with a prideful look on his face. As if you hadn’t been through enough, he turns up the vibrator again. You cry out, hips lifting up off the bed, then he turns it off. 

     “Prosciutto, p-please.”

     “Please, what?” Prosciutto pulls out the rope from under the bed. 

     He slowly crawls back onto the bed, taking his place between your legs again. Carefully, he ties the rope around the middle of your shin and thigh, leaving you immobile. Once he’s done both legs, he pulls a bottle of lube out of his pockets and squirting some onto his fingers. Fucking men’s pockets. You didn’t get the chance to think of a follow-up. His fingers were already on your aching hole, massaging your back door.

     “Ugh, just fuck meee.” You whine. The first finger is slipped in and you cried out again. Slowly, he finger fucked in and out of you, dragging against your walls at an agonizing pace. A second digit was added, then a third, stretching you open. “P-pleaaasee. I -uhnn~ I’m so close.”

     Prosciutto simply hums, continuing the slow pace while your cries get louder and louder. Soon, you’re writhing under him, eyes rolling back into your head. You arch your back off the bed, a telltale sign that you were just one push away. Your practically screamed out release was cut short by his fingers retreating, leaving you so, so empty. 

     Coming down from the shock, you realized you were crying. You hated that he could make you such a mess like this. But then that first finger was back at your ass again and you melted, begging him over and over again to wreck you; leave you limping in the morning. He chuckles, kissing your inner thigh.

     “Not yet, darling. Not. Yet.”