#have i finished assassins fate u ask.....no :3

[obsob]

oooooooooough i love you i love you i love you!!!! hand in loving hand !!!!!!

[mystech-master]

My FGO Servant ideas/Servants I'd expect

These are some Servant ideas that I have had since I've already asked what you guys want.

I know that the Servant has to be someone that people know for the most part, since almost every Servant is someone that everyone knows with a few exceptions.

Some spoilers for other Fate works bellow

Saber

Yagyu Jubei, the One-Eyed Samurai. I feel like his NP will be some kind of Mystic Eye under his eyepatch or something. But if they want to go super Bullshut, I could imagine him being a Pseudo-Servant of Yvette L Lehrman.

Archer

Tchaikovsky, composer of 1812 Overture. The Orchestral song featuring CANNONS! I have already made a Reddit post about it here. I am trying not to just shove people in Caster

Angelica Ainsworth, holder of the Gilgamesh Class Card in Prisma Illya. I wonder how Archer/Caster Gil would react to her, or even Enkidu. I mean we know Kid Gil isn't fond of her.

Lancer

Arachne, the Spider-Woman Weaver. Her Lance would simply be an enlarged sewing needle. She'd either be a sort of Spider- Centaur, or the Spider-Legs would be coming out of her legs. For some extra shit, she might be merged with the Japanese Spider-Yokai Jorogumo, or just reference it similar to how Galatea referenced the tsukumogami. Also, her being a woman made into a monster by Athena, Medusa might gain a new friend.

Sigma,>! Maiya Hisau's son from Fate/Strange Fake. Apparently the True Lancer of the True and False Holy Grail War!<. I really just want him in to see how he'd interact with the EMIYA family. ~~Someone give Shirou/EMIYA some guy friends!~~ Of course, we'll need to wait a long time for strange fate to finish to get him since the author doesn't like using f/sf characters for anything else atm.

Loki, god of mischief. Maybe being half-Jotunn can be a good enough justification to keep him as himself and not need to be a Pseudo. I like OSP's interpretation of a "genderfluid benevolent but mischievous Hearth Spirit who protects the home and family". Genderfluid would open up for one of Fate's many genderbends they love doing, but if they kept him male and make his character about all the kids he has, then imagine...Loki, who is a god of mischief and a dad.........Loki making dad jokes. Although I feel like they might go with the female Loki one since Fate loves Genderbends and IDk if Japan has an equivalent to dad jokes. The reason he'd be a Lancer is the spear of Mistletoe he gave to Höðr which then resulted in Baldr's death which is treated as the precursor to Ragnarok.

Rider

Jiraiya, the Gallant Ninja. It was either this, with him riding his summonable Toad (I mostly think of this video), Assassin b/c Ninja, Caster b/c of reasons covered in the video linked before and some similar videos by the same guy, and Saber with the Nakirimaru, or "wave cutting sword," used to exorcise the Snake Spirit from Orochimaru. I went with Rider so the Rock-Paper-Scissors match of Frog-Slug-Snake matches the classes of Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru respectively.

Caster

Tsunade, the Slug Maiden. The reason is mentioned above in Jiraiya's segment.

TOHSAKA, Rin as a Counter Guardian. The closest we'll get to actual Rin on her own with no other god(dess) inhabiting her body as a servant. NP would be the Jeweled Sword Zelretch. Also, imagine Ishtar seeing the older Rin (her vessel)'s more developed body and getting pissed.

Orpheus, the musical son of Apollo. Considering one big part of his story was being so bummed about his wife dying that his music just depressed everyone, even the gods, with his bad vibes, I could imagine them making him into sort of an emo guitar player or some shit. But if that is too lame then giving his Lyre some Siren Song-esque powers might be something since during his adventures with the Argonauts, since when the sirens began to sing he "played music that was louder and more beautiful, drowning out the Sirens' bewitching songs."

Assassin

Not too sure on the spirit, hopefully a Death God, but I want a Pseudo-Servant of Kairi Sisigou. I mean a Necromancer Mercenary, TELL ME that doesn't fit. Also the possible fun interactions he can have with Mordred again, and her family and new friends.

I mentioned above, Orochimaru, with him being a Pseudo-Servant in Souichirou Kuzuki. I just needed a snake-themed servant to put him in because I know everyone wants him as a pesudo so Medea can have her husband.

Berserker

Kriemhild, wife of Siegfried. Either this or Avenger. Berserker would be the most fitting for my idea, but Avenger would also fit and most likely have cooler animations I bet. As the wiki says about her personality: "Kriemhild held a "deep‐rooted and blind love" for Siegfried, such that it's described as "passionate love that repays the murder of one’s loved one with twice the payback." Siegfried's death, rather than assuage the feud with Brunhild, caused Kriemhild to "burn with the flames of revenge."' NP being a more demonic/dark version of Balmung. I wanted her to be a sort of obsessive wife and mother to Siegfried and Sieg (I like to imagine them having a mentor-student to father-son dynamic), the family dynamics between the three would be fun to imagine.

Lycaon, the wolf king. He once tested Zeus' omniscience by serving him the roasted flesh of Lycaon's own son Nyctimus, in order to see whether Zeus was truly all-knowing. In return for these gruesome deeds, Zeus transformed Lycaon into a wolf. He'd be a pseudo for Svin Glascheit. I just needed a wolf spirit to put Svin in. I mean everyone already is imagining Berserker-Jack the Ripper using Flat as a vessel.

Magni, son of Thor. Do I even need to explain who I am using as a vessel for this Spirit?

Avenger

Pandora, the all-endowed first woman. At first, I was unsure about her class. Yes, the whole thing of Pandora's Box was made as a punishment for Prometheus stealing fire (I wonder how Fate would interpret this with the whole Age of Gods vs Age of Man thing), but as the wiki says "She was given knowledge by the gods that she had to wait until humanity perished so that she can finally open the box and release the world's true potential. Because of her immortality, Pandora suffered greatly as people unreasonably tried to kill the undying mud doll whenever they discovered she wasn't human. After so many years of suffering, Pandora began questioning on why she had to go through this for humans."

Captain Ahab, Captain of the Pequod. >!Implied to be one of Watcher's Shadows in fate/strange fake, so the reason he'd be unavailable is stated above!<. His NP would be his prosthetic leg made out of whalebone, which may give him some aquatic abilities. Or it might be the harpoon that he got tangled in which resulted in his death.

MoonCancer

Tsukuyomi, the Shinto Moon God. Using Hakuno Kishinami as a vessel. I mean combining the Admin authority from the EXTELLA's Regalia which grants him kingship of the Moon Cell with Tsukuyomi's moon god authority would be pretty cool. I know a lot of people want a Dioscuri situation where we get both male and female Hakunos but I feel like it'd be one or the other. Of course, this is only if Hakuno NEEDS a god in him. I partially Headcanon that the reason BB made Jinako a MoonCancer was as a test run for when she does it to Hakuno.

Alter Ego

Ergo, The Man Who Devoured God. From The Adventures of Lord El-Melloi. " Because of the method of creation he has several gods within him after devouring their flesh. All three gods within him, one of which is Sun Wukong, have the shared themes of "water gods" and "hands"." Having 3 gods fits man other Alter Egos haveing 3 gods in them (Sakura Five, Ashiya Douman, and Sitonai).

>!U-Olga Marie, the Alien God. The Best chance we get of having Olga back. Similar reason for being summoned as Kiara.!<

Lemme know what you guys think of my ideas and if you'd add anything to them.

[go-saeng]

[00:00] You’ve been staring at each other for almost 3 minutes now. The cold gaze of Changbin might have scared the living day lights out of anyone else, but certainly not you.

“Don’t you know who I am?” Changbin growled at you.

“Yup, I just don’t care” you shrugged.

Changbin blinked a few times, astonished by your nonchalant attitude. Never has he seen someone not beg for mercy after telling them who he was. He stood there confused while you were busy reading a book.

“You know I’m going to kill you, right here right now?” he glared at you.

“Trust me I know. You’d actually be doing me a favor.” You sighed at him.

“Don’t you even want to know who ordered the hit?” he said irritatingly.

“I could give you an endless list, but I honestly don’t care.”

You closed your book and put it aside. Were you scared of death? Not really. You’ve spent your whole life scamming people to make a living out of it, and you wouldn’t be surprised if someone wanted to kill you.

“Okay so how do we do this? Do you want me to beg for mercy and cry endlessly to make your job easier?” you say as you prepare yourself for death.

“U-uh, you sure do suck the fun out of killing for me” he said as he glared at you.

You grinned at the annoyed assassin. You had heard about Changbin from your fellow friend and assassin Minho, but you’d never thought there would come a day where you would meet him. Changbin was the best at his job, but Minho had to ruin it by telling you about your deadline.

You were about to be killed tonight and Changbin was going to seal your fate.

“That idiot had to ruin my plans.” Changbin grumbled to himself.

“Well, a good assassin should be able to compromise.” you mumbled.

Changbin takes his gun along with his silencer out of his briefcase and sets it up faster than a bullet travelling in air. He observed the gun while waving it around his face and his eyes finally rested on you.

“You ready kid?” he mumbles.

“Is anyone ever ready for death?” you shrug.

Changbin sighed. Minho had initially got the job to finish you but he couldn’t do that. Minho couldn’t even prevent it because you weren’t supposed to know about it in the first place. You didn’t want to run away, strangely you felt that running away was never something you would ever do.

Changbin points the gun at your forehead and whispers to you.

“Any last words kiddo?”

“Maybe I should be asking you that?” you grin as you see Minho standing behind Changbin.

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( m u n ‘ i n t r o )

     Name ;; Aula

       Age ;; 21+

     Gender ;; Female

     Pronouns ;; She/Her

     Experience ;;

     -snickers- I’ve been role-playing since… forever? However, I’ve been role-playing on Tumblr here for about? 6 years? Roughly. Though this blog is very new for me. I haven’t had a single-muse blog in ages. Wish me luck!

     I have an active multi-muse blog elsewhere. :’3 If you want a link to it sometime, just let me know!

     Hobbies ;; Reading, writing, video-games, etc.

     Mun Faceclaim ;; ( -squints at multi-muse rp blog and gestures- ) Any muse I have icons for already. -laughs- Though, above is an icon of Kazuki from “GetBackers.”

     About Me ;;

     I am an absolute goof-ball who does my best to get along with others. ( I also enjoy more video games then I could possibly have time to play. . . )

     I have a part-time job that ranges into full-time hours, so sometimes? So, my responses may not always be immediate. I also tend… to be a little klutzy? So at times, I might disappear because of illness or injury. ^_^ However, I will make sure to let people know.

     I love cats and have a crippling fear of spiders I run into in real-life. Even if tiny. However? I’m entirely unaffected by pictures, drawings, writings, etc. But a tiny, itty, bitty spider somehow finding it’s way onto my laptop would probably cripple me with fear.

     I am also a giant nerd who is in a happy-healthy relationship with the most wonderful girl ever. ( She even kills/removes spiders for me. :’3 My hero. ) I love her to pieces and we’ve been dating for about 6 years now. ♥ She’s the best! If you’re reading this right now, hun, I love you~ and I hope you’re having a wonderful day!

     Series I’m Familiar With ;; ( under a read more because of length. :’3 )

-        Danganronpa – ( I have played 1, 2, Another Episode, and V3 ) & and I’m also very familiar with the Danganronpa 3 anime.

-        Fire Emblem Fates / If – Birthright, Conquest, and Revelations

-        Tales of Zestiria – ( The Anime / The Manga / Playing the game right now. :’3 )

-        Saiyuki – ( As well as Saiyuki Reload / Saiyuki Gaiden / Saiyuki Gunlock, etc. )

-        Yu Yu  Hakusho

-        F A T E ( series ) – ( Fate Grand Order [game], Fate/ZERO [anime], Fate/Unlimited Blade Works [anime], Fate/Apocrypha [anime] )

-        Code Geass

-        Death Note

-        Brave 10/Brave 10 S

-        Get Backers

-        Flame of Recca

-        Akame ga Kill ( Akame ga Kill / Zero )

-        Seraph of the End ( Seraph of the End: Guren Ichinose Catastrophe at Sixteen )

-        D.Gray-man

-        Magi

-        One Piece

-        Assassination Classroom

-        Angels of Death ( Anime / Manga / Game )

-        Final Fantasy 6, 10, 15

-        Persona 3 and Persona 5 ( Still playing 5. But, know a lot of spoilers already. ^_^; )

-        Hakuouki

-        Kamigami no Asobi

-        The Royal Tutor ( Manga / Anime )

-        Tsubasa: Reservior Chronicles

-        Pandora Hearts

-        Etc.

     I am familiar with a lot of different series. And? I could probably go on for quite some time. If you’re curious to whether or not I know a series and it’s not on this list? You may ask! Though, I’m certainly not against role-playing with characters from fandom’s I’m unfamiliar with. :’3

      So, with all that written out - I just wanna finish this message with a quick: Hello there, and thanks for welcoming me into this group! I look forward to figuring out how things go around here. :’D Go easy on me, though. I’m not used to this yet. ^_^

                                                                                                            - Aula

[tantawans]

I watch all kinds of dramas actually kdrama,cdrama etc. As long as the plot is good and has a great otp I'll watch it. Oh that's great spoil me on that drama they appear in when you finish it hope it's good! I still wish they wre together/had kissinng scenes in world of himmapan also I really love their fated lovers/past lives romance tropes you don't find that a lot in dramas. I'll wait to watch those three dramas since you probably haven't finished them yet just don't want to be

disappointed since that's happened a lot. Oh there were some thai dramas that have been adapted from kdramas the only ones I know that have been adapted was I Need Romance 3 the ML is amazing in that one but FL is frustrating and the otp don't get together until the end but the chemistry is great I don't know how the thai version compares there's also one that has just came out called Put Your Head On My Shoulders I think New (is that his name?) is ML in both only watched the kdrama and cdrama of both PYHOMS is also was a novel first not sure if you're into it or watched them though.

ooo okay! i mostly watch korean and thai dramas but i did watch a really good cdrama a little while ago called couple of mirrors!! you may have heard about it but if not, it's a wlw drama and is a bit of a mix of mystery and romance. you yi is a popular author and yan wei is a photographer (who is also a secret assassin!) when you yi finds out that her husband has been cheating on her with her closest friend she starts getting closer to yan wei! there's literally so much more that happens but i don't wanna spoil too much because it was really good! also u may have seen it already then i'd just be rambling for nothing jakshdka

ohh same they were sooo cute together i wish the show focused a bit more on their romance but i still enjoyed it and it's one of my all time favourite, if not my favourite lakorn! yeah i'm nowhere near finishing them but i'm sure i'll post about them as i watch more eps!! since you love the fated lovers trope you can check out these few lakorns here! as they're all tagged with soulmates as a trope! or if you want more dramas other than thai you can check here which includes more countries!

i have heard of both shows but i haven't watched either! i'm not a huge fan of new so i don't really pay attention to show's he's in but the rest of the cast for pyhoms looks really good? (i love kacha!) the comments on mydramalist are a bit mixed but generally good!! so it may be worth a shot if it sounds like your kind of drama!

but if you ever wanna know what shows i'm watching/have seen you can check mydramalist! i don't really do like the ratings on there but if u wanna ask me about a show in particular i can let you know what i thought about it!💖💖

[levelfivegay]

DND ASK MEME 3, 4, 6, 7, 11, 13, 14, 15, 19, 22, 29, 30 FOR ALL OF YOUR DND CHARACTERS

how did i kno u were gonna do this gdfjghdkjfhgd okay it’ll be under a read more bc its gonna b long

Start this off with my one true bae Corvina Laburnum 

3. Biggest regret? There was an NPC, Emile, who was a doppleganger. He had a brother, his name started with an M or something so we’ll call him Michael. So the circumstances in which she met Emile and Michael were… less than favorable, and she never trusted Emile until One Fateful Day when the party found a book in a tower and Sylvonne touched it (J E T T) and Michael was possessed and hunting them down. So Corvina encountered Michael and was about to get fuckt up but Emile appeared and restrained Michael (or maybe the other way around?) so she could kill him. From that point forward she was bonded pretty intensely with Emile, but they received a letter from Emile asking them to an island, and when they got there Emile was dead. She regrets not going sooner, not sticking with him, not trusting him, being a bitch to him for so long, just a lot of regret around not being able to help him. Oh boy yeah this is gonna be long.

4. Are they formally trained or have they gone through a more organic learning experience for their skillset? She is self trained in all her skills. Her parents essentially told her to make her way in life, and she was down in the dumps for a while until she developed a habit for theivery. That naturally developed into assassination, which she turned out to be very good at. She had mentors along the way, guild members etc, but she learned from the streets the most.

6. What’s their theme song?    Sharkweek- JPNSGRLS

7. What fictional character are they most like? Was this an intentional or accidental influence?

11. What is their favorite anime? Death note. It’s edgy. Also I don’t know many animoos

13. If they can use magic, what’s their favorite spell? She doesn’t use magic! But if she did it would be invisibility

14. Most heroic thing they have ever done? Stopped the summoningof an old god. Others might not think it, but she does.

15. Most despicable thing they have ever done? She’s a murder for hire, there’s a lot. She doesn’t really think it’s too bad, she kills for a living in aspects, assassin or adventurer. What’s the difference?

19. They have to go live on a deserted island. They can take one thing and one person. What do they take? She takes her enchanted sheath and sylvonne. As much as she despises sylvonne for trying to raise the god and touching things she shouldn’t, she’s been with her the longest. They bonded. Like those rivals who are secretly friends.

22. Most amazing monster they have ever killed or helped kill? A young black dragon wyrmling or something that she finished off in an epic move.

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development? Positive is finding Ciel and Sylvonne and everyone, meeting Shady and starting on actual adventuring. Negative, losing Emile. She didn’t bond with many people but the emotional connection she felt after killing Michael was intense, something she didn’t feel for a long time.  Losing him made her bitter, more rash.

30. Would they smooch a ghost? A b s o l u t e l y. Life and death are transitional states, they’ll all end up ghosts.

Next up is Lucian!

3. Biggest regret? That they couldn’t save s o m an y pe ople. They tattoo tallies on their ankle to remember and motivate them to be better but it’s their regrets haunting them.

4. Are they formally trained or have they gone through a more organic learning experience for their skillset? Trained by their mom for a lot of their life, she was an adventurer too and passed that knowledge onto Lucian. Formally trained in the Pinedale guard after that, and then in the temple of Torm they learned divine magic and how to follow in his footsteps.

6. What’s their theme song? Lion- saint mesa

7. What fictional character are they most like? Was this an intentional or accidental influence? they kinda remind me of Terry from b99. Tough as shit and stronk, but firmly believes what they’re doing is right and working to protect Innocents and their family (found or otherwise)

11. What is their favorite anime? u kno that anime arpeggio of blue steel? i watched it a long time ago and i feel like she’d like it

13. If they can use magic, what’s their favorite spell? Divine smite, but also zONE OF TRUTH

14. Most heroic thing they have ever done? Die, at least they see it that way

15. Most despicable thing they have ever done? It’s between killing elegon and the fates card. She’s supposed to practice compassion and mercy on her foes but when he saw Elegon and his advisor murder the king and queen she  snapped. And the fates card was playing god, and they don’t know that they should’ve done that, trading lives and essentially killing Jasper.

19. They have to go live on a deserted island. They can take one thing and one person. What do they take? Their holy symbol and their mom.

22. Most amazing monster they have ever killed or helped kill? The wolves in Rainhaven. She was protecting someone she firmly believes is innocent from a terrible fate and considers it her greatest achievmemt.

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development? Positive: Torm, negative: religion

30. Would they smooch a ghost? They are right now!!!!!!!!! @ verin

Next, Ama!

3. Biggest regret? Leaving her mentor. she ended up in a strange land with strange people and she just wants to go back. she didn’t sign up for this nonsense.

4. Are they formally trained or have they gone through a more organic learning experience for their skillset? Formally trained… to an extent. The Stick (her mentor) is……to put it lightly, a crazy old man. But she learned everything she knows from him.. or stealing from him… or antagonizing him…

6. What’s their theme song? Deficiency- Bad Pony

7. What fictional character are they most like? Was this an intentional or accidental influence? Dorothy from the wizard of Oz. It was unintentional but she has an animal sidekick, loves her home and is in a strange land with no way to get back (and is supposed to save them all for some reason)

11. What is their favorite anime? Listen Ama never had time for that. She also wouldn’t’ve had access to it, bc she grew up in the slums, poor and destitute, always watched over by the Stick when he wasn’t drunk as hell.

13. If they can use magic, what’s their favorite spell? sHES NOT A CYBORG OR A WITCH (but she can use identify on all weapons….fuck)

14. Most heroic thing they have ever done? Killed the werefrogidile and heroically saved the town!

15. Most despicable thing they have ever done? Been complacent with Celeste’s shenanigans 

19. They have to go live on a deserted island. They can take one thing and one person. What do they take? Her sword’s and Pebble the talking rat!

22. Most amazing monster they have ever killed or helped kill? Herself. Long story.

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development? positive: the stick, meeting and training under him for a long time gave her a warm home and something akin to a father figure (though he wasn’t the best). without him, she would’ve been on the streets forever. negative: being abandoned. she can’t remember her family and after she killed herself she realized things have been set up and she was given no answers. she doesn’t like being used like that. she wants to know what happened, what will happen. its killing her

30. Would they smooch a ghost spooky. no.

Finally, the newest addition to the party: Raza!

3. Biggest regret? They kind of regret the ritual that combined their memories with Tabitha’s, because she lost a sense of self, and now she feels both her and Tabitha’s memories and regrets and that sucks. She can’t parse who was who.

4. Are they formally trained or have they gone through a more organic learning experience for their skillset? A mixture. She trained under a supervisor magically for a while until she got connected to her magical source, offering her more power in more sketchy ways. So they went off the grid a bit.

6. What’s their theme song? Tabula Rasa- Lucy Swann

7. What fictional character are they most like? Was this an intentional or accidental influence? those bioware characters jacob told us about. it was intentional.

11. What is their favorite anime? They like magical girl anime i’ve decided.

13. If they can use magic, what’s their favorite spell? Depends on their current aspect. Divine, its sickening radiance, shadowfell its enlarge/reduce

14. Most heroic thing they have ever done? they can’t remember what they’ve done versus tabitha.

15. Most despicable thing they have ever done? A lot, i’m sure.

19. They have to go live on a deserted island. They can take one thing and one person. What do they take? Their wand and tabitha

22. Most amazing monster they have ever killed or helped kill? no play time yet but i imagine they kick ass so we’ll say 8000 chromatic dragons

29. Biggest positive and negative influences on their life and development? Positive: being exposed to the shadowfell magic and getting sick ass magic turned  her life around. Not in the best direction, certainly not the most morally upright direction, but to where she wanted to go. Also, the dimensional collision. Seeing herself in front of her... being so in sync with themself. Its incredible. Negative: we havent gotten into much BG but i think the stigma around shadowfell sorcerers is pretty intense.

30. Would they smooch a ghost? Yes!!! probably has!!!

[inechoingsilence]

Silence Does More Stuff

1. What’s your philosophy in life?  Whatever works.

2. What’s the one thing you would like to change about yourself? To be more patient. 

3. Are you religious or spiritual? Both, they are equally to me. 

4. Do you consider yourself an introvert or an extrovert? I am who I need to be when it’s necessary, but I am naturally more introverted. 

5. Which parent are you closer to and why? I wasn’t close to either parent. 

6. What was the best phase in your life? 19, when I lived a rather artistic, off-beat lifestyle

7. What was the worst phase in your life? From 23-28, I had 7 surgeries, a divorce, a marriage, 2 kids, and a miscarriage. 

8. Is what you’re doing now what you always wanted to do growing up? No, I wanted to be an executive chef. 

9. What makes you feel accomplished? These days, putting dinner on the table. 

10. What’s your favorite book/movie of all time and why did it speak to you so much? I’m not sure?

11. What is a relationship deal breaker for you? Lying. Plain and simple, black and white. 

12. Are you more into looks or brains? Brains. Beauty fades. 

13. Would you ever take back someone who cheated? Nope. 

14. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner? He knows all my passwords. 

15. When do you think a person is ready for marriage? If they are still there when the shit hits the fan. 

16. What kind of parent do you think you will be? I’m pretty easy-going but strict when needed, and a bit of a free-spirit. 

17. What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner? Oh well?

18. Who is that one person you can talk to about just anything? My rabbi.

19. Do you usually stay friends with your exes? Never. I’ve learned it never works.

20. Have you ever lost someone close to you? My parents, more than a few goo friends. 

21. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up? Left alone, I need time. 

22. What’s an ideal weekend for you? No kids, no husband, sleep, coffee, magazines.

23. What do you think of best friends of the opposite sex? It can work, but there needs to be open communication. 

24. Do you judge a book by its cover? No. Covers come off and rarely tell the whole story. 

25. Are you confrontational? OMFG no way RUN AWAY (unless it’s about my kids then COME AT ME WORLD I’LL STOMP YOU DEAD)

26. When was the last time you broke someone’s heart? when I was in highschool

27. Would you relocate for love? I did. Moved from PA to NY

28. Did you ever write a journal? No. 

29. What are you most thankful for? Every single thing I have and ever had. 

30. Do you believe in second chances? It depends, but for others, yes. Myself, not really. 

31. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you? People find me condescending because I am intelligent and incapable of going through all the steps most people need to get to the same conclusion. I can’t help that my mind goes too fast, even on meds.  

32. What is your idea of a perfect vacation? The mountains, near a lake. Or the beach. 

33. What did your past relationship teach you? That you shouldn’t ever ignore your intuition. 

34. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder? I’m not sure? I never did that. 

35. What’s on your bucket list this year? I don’t have a bucket list. 

36. When have you felt your biggest adrenaline rush? Ziplining 100ft over a lake on a perfect July day. 

37. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done and would you do it again? Hanging off the back of a pickup truck and going downhill at 60mph. 

38. If a genie granted you 3 wishes right now, what would you wish for? Health, wealth and peace for the entire world. 

39. What’s your biggest regret in life? Not finishing college

40. What do you think about when you’re by yourself? Roleplay, my kids, life

41. Does your job make you happy? It brings in some extra money. 

42. What did you want to be when you were younger? An actor and an assassin/spy

43. Why did your last relationship end? He didn’t tell me he was gay. 

45. What’s been your biggest mistake so far in life and what did you learn from it? Not listening when I was younger and ended up going through a bunch of unneeded nonsense and ending up homeless. 

46. Where is your favorite place in the entire world to go? The mountains

47. What are your top five favorite movies? LOTR, all of them, Kingsman both, P&P 2005, and I am sure there are others but I forget. 

48. What are some of your favorite songs? Anything from Armen and BB Brunes

49. What qualities do you admire about your parents? My mother had a really difficult pregnancy with me and could have easily aborted, but she stayed on bedrest for 7 months and delivered me then. 

50. How would you describe your best friend? My husband? Strange and perfect for me. 

51. What’s your favorite hobby to do alone? Watch shows on Hulu

52. What’s something you can’t go a day without doing? Kissing my kids. 

53. What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve done lately? Started bingeing Lucifer

54. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for love? Walked into a store and told my future MIL that I was the perfect match for her son. 

55. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Ignorance

56. Why do you think you’re still single? I’m married almost 13 years...

57. What accomplishment are you most proud of? 4 awesome kids. 

58. What is one dream you have yet to accomplish? Living totally debt-free

59. What is your greatest fear? Not having enough to take care of my family

60. What are three things you value most about a person? Honestly, open mind, humor

61. Who are five people you are closest with? My husband, rabbi, aunt, uncle, and my online friends

62. What is the greatest struggle you’ve overcome? Too many to single out

63. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Probably Israel

64. What’s the most exciting thing that’s happened this past year? My eldest son got into the perfect school for him. 

65. What’s your favorite beer? Wine. And it would be Riesling. 

66. What’s one thing that bothers you most about the world today? So many things. 

67. Who are you closer with your mom or your dad? Neither

68. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? You asked this already

69. If you could change one thing about the world what would it be? Ignorance. There would be no more of that. 

70. Who was your favorite teacher and why? Ms. B, 11th grade drama. She loved my creative writing. 

71. What sport did you fall in love with? None, but I loved color guard in high school. 

72. What is the weirdest thing about you? I dunno?

73. What was your longest relationship? My marriage, almost 13 years and counting

74. What would your best friend say is your best quality? That I never give up

75. Who is your favorite historical figure? Louis XIV

76. What made you choose the college you went to? I never finished, but it was because the chef instructor was the best in the area at the time. 

77. If you could tell your former self one thing right now what would it be? Save your money and not everything needs to be designer. 

78. What food could you not live without? Coffee

79. Dogs or Cats? Cats

80. What’s closest you’ve ever come to being arrested? Making an illegal U turn right in front of a cop and not paying attention. I told him I had hoped he wouldn’t notice, he laughed, I accepted the ticket. 

81. What was your best birthday? My 19th or 20th. I got a full body wax and massage, new dress, a pearl necklace, and rented out the club of my favorite restaurant for me and my friends so we could drink, dance and play pool. 

82. What’s one thing you wish you knew how to do? Not sure, let me get back to you?

83. Where’s one place you’d like to go that you haven’t been? Scotland

84. What was the last book you read? And When? Months ago, the Outlander series

85. Where do you usually get your news? FB, the Daily Mail, Hamodia

86. What are some of your own personal goals in the next 5 years? Get my sons bar-mitzvahed, my daughter bat-mitzvahed, and who knows what else?

87. What would you consider your greatest accomplishment so far? Again, you asked this already.

88. If you could get away with anything that you do? Not sure

89. Who is your greatest hero? Any female chef that doesn’t take shit. 

90. What’s the greatest risk you’ve ever taken?  Marriage

91. Why are we here? To fix whatever we did wrong in previous lifetimes. 

92. If heaven is real and you died tomorrow, would you get in? I’d like to think so.

93. Do you believe in fate? I call it divine providence, but yep. 

94. How do you think people see you? Kind, caring, don’t-mess-with-me. 

95. If you had the ability to erase something that you did in the past, what would it be? Probably several years of my life

96. What song makes you unconditionally happy? Mint Car by the Cure

97. If you could have anybody else’s life, who’s would you take? No

98. What fictional character do you most relate to? Lizzie Bennett

99. If I asked you at age 5 what you wanted to be when you grew up, what would you say? Shirley Temple or Harriet the Spy

100. What is your biggest irrational fear? Bugs. ALL THE BUGS