#hazmaticalblue

[hazmaticalblue]

me and my best friend finished collab art/edit together!! darnell and pico if they were peak (us)

they're available on twitter @ L00K4L1KE tho they change their @ a bit depending on the fixation so it might not be that by the time u find em

[the-glitter-painter]

M E. (you do not have to do all of them pick whichever silly sona drawing you like :])

✨YOU LOOK SO NEAT!!!! I may have gone SLIGHTLY overboard and maybe kinda drowned you in sparkles and you don’t look too chuffed about it in this image but STILL ✨

[guard-en]

[appallinnballin]

okay so its time to share my special things to someone i like

i have a ruv who he's a brick shithouse built one and he's an ice hawk, he got the wings and the ice related magic, his name is Duske

hims wife has spring/summer related powers and she can't handle the cold too well so he keeps her warm and her name is Rosaline she is still a little devil

and recently, on the 7th of february, they had twins! Edith and Zephyre, and i had this cool idea where they have markings like their parents but its like... mixed together!! like you get what i'm seeing here right

birds grow pretty fast, Edith has already figured out how to fly and get onto the ceiling, though Zephyre gets fussy whenever his sister isn't nearby and she knows this so she tries to stay in his line of sight

Zephyre can also get on the ceiling, little bro can walk on walls

Duske is a great pillow for all of his fambly and he promises to be the best father he possibly can (his parents left him behind on a mountain during a snowstorm to fend for himself) (he is going to teach them how to hunt rats and other small creatures like a good hawk)

AWGHH they sound so cool… I love that theyre season-based, their little ones are adorable 🩷🩷🩷

[urfavisinhell]

pleasee e ... put me where i belon g.. (i rushed to make this quick upon seeing this blog)

i nnreedd the warmth... and also probably punishment for the sins i committed at 5 years old but mostly warmthfy.. .

THIS PERSON from HAZMATICALBLUE has been sent to the GREED layer of hell!

enjoy the warmth! ^_^

[papyrusmailbox]

SALUTATIONS, KIND HUMAN!!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU TOO!!! NOTHING MUCH, BUT MS. TORIEL MADE SOME CAKE. A SOUL-SHAPED ONE!! I DIDN'T KNOW SOULS WERE LOVE SIGNS IN THE HUMAN WORLD… THAT IS SO COOL, ALMOST AS COOL AS ME!!! I WILL TOTALLY DO THAT MYSELF, HOPEFULLY IT IS LEGAL ACCORDING TO THE GREAT PUZZLE ACADEMY OF MONSTERS!! OOOOOOOOOOOOH THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA!!!!!!!!! I SHOULD HAVE COME UP WITH THAT IDEA BEFORE!!!!! THANK YOU HUMAN!!! I DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND FLIRTING EITHER, ROMANCE STILL CONFUSES ME BUT I TRY!!! TO UNDERSTAND!! I LOVE GIFTS AS WELL!!! I HATE IT WHEN THAT LITTLE WHITE DOG ABSORBS THEM THOUGH… ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH FOR YOUR GOOD WISHES!!! OF COURSE I SHINE, I AM A STAR!!! RIGHT?? AWWWWW… AWWWWWW… DON'T MAKE THE GREAT PAPYRUS CRY OF JOY… YOUR COMPLIMENT POWER IS TOUCHING MY SOUL.

WOWIE, YOU COOK PASTA??? PUZZLES AND SPAGHETTI... WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!!!!!!! HERE'S YOUR SPAGHETTI!!!:

AND THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN GIFTED SOMETHING IN VALENTINE'S DAY BEFORE *SNIFF*

YOU ARE LOVED AS WELL, (CHECKS LETTER AGAIN) OH (CHECKS) HAZZIE!!! I SHOULD HAVE READ YOUR NAME BEFORE.

YOU ARE LOVED AS WELL, HAZZIE!!! PAPYRUS

@hazmaticalblue

[hazmaticalblue]

He has been put into the orb.

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2B with a mulhawk (mullet + mohawk)

2B with a wolf cut in his teen years

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i had a sudden emotional bout realizing how mortal my beloveds are, he's my baby no matter how often he gets all nibbly

my little baby...

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my baby boy vincent

[hazmaticalblue]

NOTE: Very big wall of text, mention of being split in two!! is that too specific of a warning

From the very first block, he was there. He was there and was to greet every creature born in his world. He was there, always. He knew the dragon, he knew the ghasts, the warden, everything. Though, despite it all, he was lonely. There was nobody who was like him. He understood all that every single living thing said, but he was different.

He was no mob. No villager, no enderman, no pillager, no golem...

He was just a man. A strange, strange man, with pale shining eyes white as clouds.

So he went up on a hill in the midst of day. Flowers, trees, and the skies clear.

He took an axe, a golden apple, 4 redstone torches, cobblestone, netherrack, and gold.

He built a small enclosure of the gold, cobblestone in the middle, netherrack on top. He placed the torches on the corners of the build. He stood upon the netherrack he placed within the center, placing down the golden apple below himself, between his feet.

He took the axe...

...and split himself in two.

His blood coated the apple to turn a shining red, holding back his scream as a furious storm suddenly struck on over the hill. The thunder roared, the rain fell harsh against his skin, his body fell back, leaving the blood-red apple on the formation he had built.

Lightning struck the shining apple.

A beam of light began to shine in the center.

When he woke, he saw another who looked like he did, asleep against the cold, wet gold. The skies were clear again. The sun glimmered.

He had made himself a friend.

He carried the new man to a village, those who lived clearing way for his path. They saw his torn, bloodied clothes, the fresh scars on his body that split himself into halves, and the new man slumped over his shoulder.

He took this new friend in to the house he built by the village, placing the unconscious one in his bed. He sat by, waiting for his creation to wake.

He had eyes that couldn't glow, but shimmered in sunlight. He woke, afraid, his heart racing.

" Calm down. "

" Who are you?! Who am I?! Where am I!? I- I- "

" Shhh... I am Hero. You are Steve. You are safe, and in our world. Your new home. You are my friend. "

He smiled, hoping he came off gentle in his voice. Hero held out his hand to Steve.

" We... We're friends? "

" We are. Maybe even brothers? "

Maybe even brothers.

Throughout their years together, they stuck by eachother's sides. Eventually, more like them began to enter the world. Worlds. Hero visited them while Steve slept. He was curious. He wanted to see the other creations.

One day he brought Steve with him to a world populated with many. Hero showed them what he could do. His creativity. His power.

They viewed him as a god.

One that was dangerous.

His tendency to roam in the dark, the mysterious sightings of him in the fog, the tunnels he enjoyed digging, the unnatural redstone torches ever so frequently used.

They demanded Steve banish his creator

He did so, out of fear.

He built the formation he woke on, and asked his brother to stand in the center.

" Ah? Are we to demonstrate how I made you to these wondrous people? "

Hero's unknowing smile, it brought guilt in Steve's heart.

" Yeah.. Yeah. "

" You're missing the golden apple. "

" ...I just haven't placed it yet. Close your eyes. "

Hero trusted him. He closed his eyes...

He felt fire beneath begin to burn him. His legs were paralyzed. Sparks flew from the torches, the sky went dark, black as the night with no stars or moon.

" What are you doing?! You.. You're my friend! My first ever! I created you! Why are you doing this to me!? "

His eyes shone feirce, his voice booming and loud as he screamed, trying to reach his arm out to grab Steve.

" I'm sorry... "

Steve's voice was quiet and weak.

The crowd began screaming. Cheers? Fear of the storm? It didn't matter. It fueled the sparks.

" Do you hate me!? What did I do?! Curse you! Curse you and all who dare disrespect me! "

His fury grew. Neither wanted this.

" I.. Uh.. "

He looked back at the crowd, diamond sword in hand.

" Be.. Begone, horrid creature! "

Hero's eyes widened in shock as the sword grew close.

" You are FOOLISH! Only my mercy can save you now! I HATE you! I HATE YOU! I WILL NOT DIE! YOU WILL PAY! "

He didn't mean those words. He wanted to love. The sword was plunged through his chest as he began to scream. Steve looked into the sky with fear, watching the flashes of blinding white light.

The thunder struck the pair as Hero's roars echoed and faded away.

Steve woke up in a field of soft grass. The crowd was gone. The shrine was gone.

Herobrine was gone.

He was alone. His tears stained his face.

Scars on the back of his hands shaped like the faces of creepers appeared.

[hazmaticalblue]

deimos would battery acid spaghetti

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random headcanon i like thinking that sanford is really good at cooking and it's one of his special interests which adds the special ingredient of passion to his homemade cooking

i haven't eaten yet today and its like 11 AM

[guard-en]

Simple banana bread recipe I used once, few ingredients + no nuts (cuz my dad would die) (i somehow do not have the allergy)

- Three ripe mashed bananas

- 1 cup sugar, the recipe I found recommends white sugar

- One egg

- Half a stick of melted butter

- 1 and a half cup of flour, recipe recommends all-purpose flour.

- A teaspoon baking soda.

- A teaspoon of salt.

1. Gather ingredients. Preheat oven to 325 F/165 C. Grease your loaf pan of choice. (Recipe recommends 9 x 5 loaf pan.)

2. Combine bananas, sugar, egg, and butter into one bowl. Mix flour and baking soda in a separate bowl. Then combine the two together and mix until you have your batter.

3. Stir in salt, pour batter into loaf pan.

4. Bake until a toothpick inserted into the loaf comes out clean, no bread on it. Estimated to be about 1 hour to bake.

when I used this recipe the bread turned out nice and moist which made it really sweet when the fridgerated ^^

OH THIS IS WONDERFUL... UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT TRY THIS FOR MYSELF ON MY FREE TIME, AS I DO NOT HAVE AN OVEN, BUT I MAY CONVERT THIS INTO A BULK FORMAT FOR MY JOB! I HAVE TO COOK FOR ABOUT 30 PEOPLE AT A TIME, AND I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR GOOD RECIPES!

[appallinnballin]

would sarv be able to tell the difference between her man and this

i have no idea if this is the third or only second time i've made my way into your askbox i need to spread my silly to other silly

OF COURSE SHE CAN one is dumb thicc stuff. and the other is dumb THICK stuff

[hazmaticalblue]

i forgot how long it takes to cook artwork with recent life events but hey!! lineart all done