#hc that simon's very first wait no second actually bc i feel like the first special interest for every child with autism is dinosaurs

[natelia-aldelliz]

1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)

2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)

3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.

4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.

5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.

[bearlee-giggling]

dbh tickle hcs

feeling sad so. this is a thing i'm doing. starting with the three protags, connor being deviant, might do more.

lee!connor:

hooooooly shit this boy is so sensitive

he upgraded his sensors after deviating so he would feel the same sensations as humans do

what he was NOT prepared for was just how ticklish that would make him

hank actually realized before connor did, by nudging the android in the ribs only for him to flinch and back away

sumo kisses >>>>>

absolutely cannot take teasing, whatsoever

"yohohou're an ahahahasshohole!"

he knows that swearing will make hank "angry" so when he's in a particularly bad lee mood, he'll pretty much swear just as much as hank in hopes of getting what they both know he wants

his worst spots are probably anywhere on his torso, and also his ears

his laugh is very high and giggly, which hank also finds fucking hilarious considering how serious connor always was before

ler!connor

as ticklish as connor is, he can be ruthless as a ler

of course after first discovering his sensitivity and hank tickled him silly, connor needed to get his revenge

the plus side of being a literal computer is that he can research new information and find answers within seconds

so he quickly research the most sensitive places on the human body before completely destroying hank

"you shouldn't dish out what you can't take yourself, lieutenant."

thats right, this boy knows how to TEASE

he always knows when a lee has had enough, as he can scan their body to look for problems with breathing, increased heartrate, etc

however, scanning for increased heart rate also helps in discovering the best spots as he watches the speed raise or lower as he hovers his hands above certain spots

lee!kara

ok, i'm gonna say it

i don't think kara is ticklish

there might be a few spots that get her to flinch away and smile a bit, but really that's it

ler!kara

now when it comes to kara as a ler... completely different story

being an android that was originally made to take care of small children, kara is no stranger to tickling and play fighting with kids

she likes to tickle alice when she's feeling down on herself, especially when it has to do with todd

of course with alice, kara keeps things light and playful, as to avoid any feelings similar to the way she felt around todd. as soon as alice says stop, kara stops

now what kara wasn't expecting was how ticklish LUTHER was

she's a much more "intense" ler with him, but she knows he can take it

kara loves playing the big bad ler with luther bc she (a) loves listening to luther's laugh and (b) knows how much fun alice has while watching her strong and serious father figure reduced to a giggly mess

lee!markus

we all know that carl treated markus like a son before The Incident, and what kind of father doesn't play with his kid?

carl received markus after he was already paralyzed, but that surely didn't keep him from playing around with his new companion

markus was produced to simulate human senses and emotions, so markus being ticklish didn't really surprise carl

markus isn't insanely sensitive, probably fairly average compared to most humans, but you can still get him pretty bad when he isn't expecting you

markus taught the jericrew about tickling, but immediately regretted it as josh and simon immediately ganged up on him as north watched, smirking in the corner

simon LOOOOOVES tickling markus when he's being too hard on himself, he just cares abt his bf a lot

i'd say his worst spot is probably his ribs, and also the palms of his hands!

his laugh varies a lot depending on who he's with, what spots are being targeted, etc, but one thing that is almost always consistent is that he snorts. all. THE TIME

ler!markus

like i mentioned before, markus taught the jericrew abt tickling

the lesson of course, being the in the form of what essentially turned into a three way tickle fight between him, simon, and josh

before si and josh teamed up against him, markus was surprisingly quick with his hands and VERY teasey

"wait what's so funny? did i miss the joke?"

he knows that most forms of physical contact are something that north wants to stay away from, and markus respects that, of course

revenge for simon's tickle attacks always end well for markus, simon's just a lot more sensitive

100% the type to laugh along with whoever he's tickling, you can't change my mind

[autisticbee]

siconkus + 3, 8, 15, 23 and 24 8'D

Sorry the first one got super long so this ended up being over 1k words lol (also sorry I can't put this under a cut on mobile afshfkglgl)

how did the relationship start?:

ok there's so many interesting ways it could go so I'm gonna base this on the fic I started to write but never finished lol;

Connor has a Very Big Crush on Markus and really wants advice on what to do, he feels a bit too embarrassed to talk to hank about it so he decides to talk to one of the Jericho gang and happens to come across Simon first

simon knows that markus has got a big crush on connor too (and also simon but he doesn't realise it) so he decides to play matchmaker (despite having feelings for markus too, as he's convinced they're unrequited, I sorta hc that as simon was a family unit android he used to have unrequited feelings for a regular visitor of the family he cared for, maybe a oldest son of the family who would stop by occasionally with a warm smile and simon ended up fully deviating by confessing to him, it didn't go well so simon tends to think the worst for himself)

connor isn't convinced that markus likes him back (turns out calculating the odds when it comes to emotions is very difficult and untrustworthy) so to prove it to him simon suggests an idea, that they start hanging out together at jericho more and if connor is okay with it get cosy together to make markus jealous, connor agrees he's still convinced it won't work but he wouldn't mind getting to know simon more and some affection from a cute boy would be nice

So they do just that, it starts off with them just hanging out more and whispering converstions that don't really require whispering and markus occasionally glances at them strangely but doesn't say anything

They amp it up slowly, lingering touches, holding hands, and then just full on cuddling and it surprises them both how easy it becomes for them

Except simon fucked up bc markus isn't really the obviously jealous type, instead he just starts to look sad but he still smiles warmly at them both whenever they talk to him. markus is honestly kinda confused bc when he looks at them together he feels a weird whirlwind of emotions, something like jealously but instead of being jealous of either them in particular he just feels like he wants to be a part of it.

connor is really worried about how sad markus seems to he decides to call it off with simon, simon conflictedly agrees (he doesn't wanna see markus sad either but he also doesn't wanna stop being touchy feely with connor--oh no)

except that just makes everything worse bc now All of them are miserable, they're all pining after each other and don't know what to do

meanwhile josh and north are watching this all from the sidelines, north is furious; she likes connor she really does she considers him a close friend now but markus has a special place in her heart and she knows simon's past so she can't help but feel protective over them and maybe lightly threaten connor to sort something out, while josh tries to keep her calm and offers sage advice of Just Talk It Out Together, miscommunication blows a lot of things out of proportion guys

Connor eventually ends up explaining the whole situation to hank who is flabbergasted because he had no idea of the complicated situation the kid had gotten himself into, he's not got much in the way of advice but he does give him a much needed hug

Makrus and Simon individually at a time talk to North and Josh

Markus: I feel like I somehow ruined things for them, they seemed really happy together I guess they could tell how it made me feel and maybe it made them uncomfortable ):

North: look I love you but, you're an idiot and they both have feelings for you

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Simon: I was just trying to help connor and make markus happy, but I've messed it all up with my feelings

Josh: SERIOUSLY JUST TALK TO EACH OTHER??? please you're giving me anxiety.

They're all hopeless but surprisingly connor is the first one to actually do the logical thing and seeks out markus and simon so they can talk, he holds his composure for five seconds before blurting his and simon's plan to markus

markus: wait you like me???

connor: I'm in lov-i mean, yes.

simon: since we're getting it out there *sighs* I've kind of fallen for you connor

markus:...I love both of you

connor: whAT

simon: also, I fell for you too markus a long time ago--wait what

markus: seeing you two together...just made me want to join you

connor: I guess it would be a good idea to mention that I think I've developed feelings for simon too?

markus: so if we all mutually like each other...what's the problem?

simon: uh

connor: *rapid blinking* I...don't know?

markus: all this time we've been miserable when we could have just? All been together

then simon bursts out laughing, markus and connor joining in with giggles and they decide up to make up for lost time by cuddling together.

do they have pets?: yup. connor adopts a dog (maybe a terrier? They're very investigative) to be friends with sumo,

markus has a snake because snakes are cool and woefully misunderstood

and simon adopts a cat who he names siconkus (simon: it's the merging of our names, connor came up with it and I thought it'd be perfect

markus: it just sounds /weird/ and why that order?

connor: because I like to be in the middle when we snuggle

markus: *melting*

simon: because you're the shortest- connor: no-)

what habits of the other drives them crazy?:

markus and connor work too much and it frustrates simon to high heaven, he does his part of course but he knows not to push himself but apparently his two wonderful partners do not (simon forces them to take breaks once he learns their limits)

connor is a bit more sensitive to sound since he was developed as an android for law enforcement, he basically has SPD, so so as much as he loves markus and simon sometimes they're just TOO loud, sometimes simon will shout to someone across the room while next to connor without thinking, and sometimes markus makes a bit too much ruckus when hes painting or hits the wrong note on his piano by mistake and it just. stresses connor out. They both do their best to minimise this as much as possible and have backup stim toys with them at all times in case connor loses the one he has, and connor starts carrying earplugs in case it gets too much, but it's still bound to happen sometimes.

markus gets fed up with simon and connor's occasional bickering, it's almost always good natured and sometimes they end it themselves by making out, but sometimes they don't and it always seems to happen when markus is riight in the middle of watching a program

markus: can't you two shhh for five seconds

simon: make us

connor: I second that

markus: *rolls eyes but gives them both a quick kiss* now you both have to kiss and make up too

who steals the blankets?: connor because he likes feeling snuggly and he tends to to wrap it around himself in weird ways, and while it's a little annoying markus and simon aren't put out too much by it since they don't have to worry about freezing in the night so they both just wrap around connor to get cosy

who remembers things?: simon. markus is good at remembering important political things and connor is very good at remembering important case related stuff but they're both very bad at remembering everything else, such as before mentioned, forgetting to take breaks, and simon makes schedules for them

(Thank you! This was fun)