#hcc zedaph

[askthehcc]

Java Circuit crew:

Suppose you all have to trade lives for a day. Who would each of you want to be?

Tango: Bagsy Mumbo.

Scar: What? No! I was gonna say Mumbo!

Tango: Too bad slowpoke.

Impulse: And why, exactly, do you want to be Mumbo, Tango?

Tango: Well

Tango: I just

Tango: I think it would be fun to be tall, okay?

Skizz: Oh, so it isn't because you can't grow any facial hair, then?

Tango: Hey

Tango: Hey Skizz

Skizz: Yes, Top?

Tango: Why don't you shuddup?

Skizz: Pffft.

Zed: Does that mean Mumbo would be Tango?

Tango: Hell yeah, get your blaze on, MJ.

Zed: I think I'd like to have a go being Scar and having robo legs.

Zed: I reckon that would be a riot.

Scar: Oooooh, I'd love to see the world from Zed's perspective.

Impulse: Oh, yeah, Scar?

Scar: Yeah, I've always wondered what the world looks like from all the way down there.

Scar: Short ass.

Mumbo: You're a nightmare, Scar.

Zed: No, it's fair, it's fair.

Tango: So does that mean Impulse and Skizz are left swapping with each other?

Skizz: I get to be dipple-dop for a day?

Skizz: Frankly, I consider that an honour.

Impulse: You're such a suck up, Skizz.

Skizz: And you love it.

Scar: Jesus, just get together already, will you?

Tango: Pffft.

[harpy-eagle]

clumsy cooking is everything to me

[askthehcc]

To the Hcc I was wondering who all is a part of the LGBT+ community?

Cleo: I’m pan and non-binary, pretty sure Bdubs is aromantic, but he wouldn’t know the word for it.

Impulse: I’m also aro and I’m pretty sure Mumbo is ace.

Cleo: False is Bi, but isn’t really into relationships, at least for now.

Impulse: Again, I’m not certain, but I think Tango might be grey-romantic.

Cleo: That’s a point, I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen him show interest in anyone…

Impulse: Me neither, which is why I think he might be Grey.

Cleo: but not totally Aro?

Impulse: … no comment?

Impulse: I’m pretty sure he’s also *somewhere* on the ace spectrum.

Cleo: Don’t just brush over that, Impulse!

Impulse: Let’s see who else… Oh, Zed wouldn’t care what pronouns you use, but he’s not really ever labelled himself, so I guess I’d just go with vaguely gender queer for him… Maybe even agender?

Cleo: What do you know about Tango, Impulse?

Impulse: Anyway, I really should be getting back on shift.

Cleo: Oh my god, does Tango have a crush?

Cleo: Impulse, come back and talk to me!

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Scar: You know, I’ve never really thought about it? I suppose I’d consider myself Pan?

Tango: Hesitation?

Scar: [shrugs]

Scar: I’ve never really been that interested in anyone.

Tango: Apart from that girl in college. Remember in second year?

Scar: [sighs] Yeah… Bonita.

Tango: She didn’t speak English, dude.

Scar: But you did a great job at translating from Blaze!

Tango: And then you asked me to go on a date with you and she slapped you!

Scar: It was your fault for mistranslating! I meant for you to come with us on a date and translating!

Tango: Scar, my man, you asked her for a three–

Scar: I meant as a date with you translating!

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Zedaph: You knew exactly what he meant, didn’t you?

Tango: Yeah, of course. I’m fluent in Blaze and Scar. I just didn’t want to spend my entire second year translating for them.

Zedaph: Have I mentioned how much I love you?

Tango: Uh, yeah dude. We had that whole confusion in second year, remem–

Zedaph: I meant platonically!

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Joel: I'm gluten free.

Lizzie: That's not what the G stands for, Joel.

Scott: Yeah, you're not queer because you can't process gluten, Joel.

Joel: Yeah and I'm not proud about it either.

Joel: Bloody hate stupid wheat!

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Lizzie: [Looks around]

Lizzie: Keep this between us, yeah?

Lizzie: Grian came out to me about ten years ago, after we tried kissing with each other when we were like, fourteen.

Lizzie: He kissed me and pulled such a face afterwards and I was so offended, so obviously I kicked right off about it, of course, and then he said that it's had nothing to do with me.

Lizzie: And that's when he told me that he was actually gay.

Lizzie: He seemed really embarrassed about it and I don't think he's ever openly spoke about it since. I don't even know if he's mentioned it to Jimmy.

Lizzie: But I did have this little bracelet making phase and I didn't want him to make him a rainbow bracelet cause it felt too obvious, so I looked up the flag for gay men and made him a blue and white one instead.

Lizzie: He wore it for a good couple years after, too.

Lizzie: To be honest, Scott might know, cause he's pretty brushed up on these things, so he probably recognised it.

Lizzie: But yeah, he won't talk about it and I'm not sure how proud he is exactly, but... you know what?

Lizzie: I'm proud of him.

[askthehcc]

who's the scariest/most intimidating worker and why

Scar: Wels, for sure.

Tango: Wels, yeah.

Zedaph: I would also say Wels.

Mumbo: There’s nothing wrong with the guy, he just tends to keep to himself, so, ya know…

Scar: Yeah, for sure, for sure.

Scar: Or Cleo.

Tango: Oh yeah, any issues with any customers, call on Cleo.

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Wels: Grian.

Wels: There’s something weird about that guy, I think.

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Bdubs: ME.

Grian: Yeah, I’m with Bdubs on this one.

Etho: SO intimidating, mhm.

Bdubs: That’s right!

[askthehcc]

What are the staff members favorite drinks?

Impulse: I like a nice chai latte.

Zedaph: Oh, it's gotta be a London Fog for me.

Tango: something we don't actually serve here, of course.

Bdubs: Oh, yeah, Zed made that for me once a couple weekends ago. It was pretty good, actually.

Bdubs: I was a sceptic at first and I'll hold my hands up to that, but I've totally been converted.

Scar: What the heck is a London Dog?

Bdubs: It's a London Fog, Scar, not a London Dog!

Bdubs: That's Paddington you're thinking of, stupid.

Impulse: Wait what? Isn't paddington a–

Zedaph: It's an earl grey tea with some vanilla syrup and just a splash of hot milk on top. Very delicious, if I do say so myself.

Scar: Huh. So it's, like, a British thing?

Tango: I guess?

Scar: fascinating.

Tango: What's your favourite drink, Scar?

Scar: Oh, hot chocolate, of course! Nothing better!

Zedaph: Ah, yes, the young man's coffee.

Impulse: Tango, what about you?

Tango: Oh, long black with three shots of espresso. First thing I do when I get in is make myself one.

Tango: Keeps the gears in the ol' thinker thinkificating, if you know what I mean?

Impulse: ...Tango, how many of those do you have a day?

Tango: ...

Tango: What are you, a cop?

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Cleo: If I get more than five minutes after a rush, I like a flat white.

Cleo: What can I say? I like it basic. Not everything has to have a big fanfare about it.

False: Oh, yeah, give me a cup of strong black tea and I'll be happy.

Joe: For me, it's got to be something a little bit sweet, but not too sweet. I'll usually make myself a white americano with just a smidge of caramel syrup to counteract the bitterness.

Cleo: What about you, X?

Xisuma: Same as Cleo, but with oat milk. I just like it a little creamier.

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Grian: Huh? Oh. I don't know. I don't really care. Whatever.

Scar: That's not true...

Grian: ...

Grian: Caramel hot chocolate.

Scar: There you go!

Grian: Yeah, yeah, shut up... menace.

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Mumbo: Uh, just like... A latte, I guess?

Mumbo: It's not exciting, but–

Wels: Americano sunrise.

Mumbo: ...Isn't that–?

Wels: Yep.

Mumbo: ...

Mumbo: Alright then.

Mumbo: Are we, uh... done here?

[askthehcc]

For the baristas: who is the best at latte art? And by extension who makes the best coffee?

Joe: Oh, Bdubs makes the best-

Zedaph: Shshshsh.

Joe: Uh, what?

Zedaph: Do you hate Bdubs, Joe? Is that it?

Joe: What? No! I was just going to say that his latte art is-

Zedaph: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Joe: Um, what's going on here?

Zedaph: Well, you are clearly stating your distaste for your fellow barista, that's for sure.

Joe: What are you talking about? I like Bdubs, plenty. Why are you saying that?

Zedaph: Well, you must hate him, if you're willing to inflate his ego like that. Have you seen the size of that bloke's head already, Joe? Give him anything else and he won't fit through doors anymore.

Joe: ... What?

Bdubs: Say it, Joe.

Joe: Whoa! Bdubs, where did you come from?

Bdubs: Oh, haha! That doesn't matter. Finish your thought, Joe.

Joe: ... Well, I'm not sure I want to now...

Bdubs: Don't be afraid, Joe.

Zedaph: You did this to yourself, Joe.

Joe: I think I want to go home now.

Bdubs: [Slams fist on counter]

Bdubs: Just answer the question, Joe!

Joe: [Squeaks]

Joe: I need an adult.

[askthehcc]

tango and zedaph: have you ever pulled pranks at work? and if so, what's the best prank you've ever pulled?

Zed: Us?

Zed: Pranks?

Tango: We would never.

Zed: Nah, that's not us.

Tango: Besides X refuses to let us work together these days.

Zed: Yep.

Zed: It might be because of the time we flipped everything upside down on the Saturday after close for Bdubs' Sunday open.

Tango: Yeah, that was probably a factor.

Tango: He wasn't not best pleased about that one.

Zed: I think he saw the funny side of things eventually …

Tango: [snorts]

Tango: Yeah, once he was done looking at wrong side of everything.

Zed: hehehe.

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Xisuma: [pinching the bridge of his nose]

Xisuma: He yelled about them to me for an hour.

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Bdubs: Oh, I hate those guys. I'm gonna get them back one day, you'll see. You'll see. They won't see it coming, but I will.

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Zed: Yeah, I think all's good and forgiven by now.

Tango: Totally.

[harpy-eagle]

grians fascination? confusion? with clumsy cooking