#he doesn't get to wear a dress because he's not in the polycule

[junipers-insects]

The next logical step after drawing them all in dresses

(edit: I swear if one more person says anything about horror I'm deleting this)

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ok but know I need you to Tell Me Things about the Zeldas. all of them. I am literally*bouncing*.

(I love how both your TP Link and Zelda have RBF. they have truly Had It)

HEHE sorry i held onto this ask until I had all the Zelda designs posted, and then I,,,forgot to do that lol.

some Bonus Zelda thoughts! some of this i've maybe said before idk:

ALTTP Zelda

her armor is more ceremonial than practical. While I didn't give this to every Queen Zelda, I liked the idea of the princess's pauldrons progressing to more plate armor in the queen's dress. That's also why I changed her color scheme to blue to differentiate from the princess' pink (exceptions for this being HW Zelda who wears red as queen, ST Zelda who still wears pink as queen and BOTW Zelda who wore blue as princess)

anyway. she's more of a scholar than a warrior but she still has killer aim with a bow

her pet project has been recovering, restoring, and filling in the gaps of the royal library and archive. Mage helps her out with this as he has a knack for stumbling upon forgotten ancient texts in his travels

A lot of ppl assume she's rather prim or austere but she's actually got a lot of whimsy and humor in her. It's why she and Mage get along so well :D

She lets Mage get away with a lot of shenanigans and keeps the royal guard from arresting his ass all the time

if mage is ur weird uncle she's like. ur cool aunt

Tetra

she's still sailing the seas with her crew!

she and Wake have had a bit of a falling out though, partially over disagreements about searching for New Hyrule, and have gone their separate ways for now. There's not any real animosity between them, just like,,,frustration. They'd still do anything for each other.

She's got 2 pistols and a cutlass and she knows how to use them

She could bench press Wake. easily.

She's brash and commands a lot of respect but she's also a lot of fun to be around. She's brutally honest and says what's on her mind.

I think she still feels a lot of confusion and frustration about the revelations about her lineage and the role King Daphnes seemed to force on her because of it. She doesn't want much to do with what the divine. She values the freedom sailing on the sea gives her.

TP Zelda

she's. so tired. a lot of the responsibility of rebuilding the kingdom has fallen squarely on her shoulders. She's holding shit together by a thread but by god is she holding it together.

Looks pretty cold and unapproachable but she has a kind heart. She cares deeply for the people of her kingdom. She would sacrifice a lot for them and already has.

Never relaxes. Works like 24/7. get this girl a hobby

Midzel canon. Midna also had a thing with Link but it wasn't a polycule more of a this is my girlfriend Midna and this is Midna's boyfriend Link kind of a situation. Anyway she misses Midna.

Wolf and Zelda are like. coworkers. They haven't really gotten any closer in the aftermath of everything. Wolf wants nothing to do with playing the role of the hero in a political sense like Zelda keeps asking him to. I don't think Zelda necessarily blames him for escaping that responsibility, but she Is frustrated she doesn't have that luxury.

MC Zelda

a little cutie!! very bubbly and extroverted and curious about the world. She spends a lot of time outside of the castle running around with Mini. The King is so glad she's safe after everything he still just lets her do whatever she wants lol

She used to be the one dragging Mini into shenanigans all the time but he's gained a lot of confidence over his quest and is less timid now. now they are equally engaging in shenanigans

Hangs out with Malon too!! The three of them are besties

I like to think she can also still see the minish even if she can't shrink down to their size. she thinks they're so cute. Maybe mini gives her a jabbernut so she can speak to them too :-)

She helps Mini build his fucked up little trash robots. She also pretties them up with paint

scolded by castle staff frequently for getting grass stains and dirt on her nice clothes lol. She probably isn't usually running around in her full princess garb though.

Like Mini, has mostly refused to process most of what happened to her and is just trying to enjoy life.

Prince Zel

I went back and forth about whether or not I wanted to go with naming him Sheik or not. I decided against it since this is the version of him that never had to become Sheik. He keeps Zelda as a legacy name and shortens it to Zel most of the time.

Pretty lonely in the castle without many friends his age. He desperately wants to be better friends with Mask but is mostly rebuffed.

Even though he doesn't have to become Sheik in this timeline, I think he has begun training with Impa. Just under a lot less duress

Still occasionally has prophetic visions but has become somewhat hesitant about sharing them. I think he understands a little more of what went on in other timelines than he lets on, but he doesn't know or put together all of it.

Often described as odd or intense or standoffish by ppl who meet him but he can be really chatty and lively under the right circumstances

HW Zelda

Her armor is also mostly ceremonial, even though she's definitely more of a warrior queen. She and War are both dressed to project 'peace time' and 'prosperity'. She has other sets of armor that are more suited for combat.

She and War are a lot alike, calculating and cunning, which is why they understand each other. It's also why they're often at each other's throats. They're not really above backstabbing each other, though has Queen she has a lot more leverage.

She's not exactly warm or particularly kind, but she does care about the safety of the Kingdom.

Also never relaxes and works like 24/7

Constantly dealing with a tense, power-hungry and antagonistic court looking to undermine her authority. She has her own private ambitions she's working towards.

ALBW Zelda

She's a really charming and fun person! very down to earth as Queen and a lot more willing to eschew tradition.

She comes across as carefree but she's been ruling Hyrule by herself since she was young and has been subject to a lot of pressure. She had to grow up pretty fast and is wiser than she seems at first glance. She has her court and the people's respect.

She and Mirror share an interest in fashion and the arts. They're,,, they're both theatre kids.

I don't have a lot of other headcanons abt her yet sorry but. i love her

ST Zelda

Has been crowned Queen at the ripe old age of 16 because the last time they appointed a chancellor he turned out to be a demon who stole her body. so

She does not feel ready to be Queen at all but she's doing her best. She's determined not to let anybody push her around again.

She's taken an interest in learning how to fight after the events of spirit tracks. She never wants to feel as helpless as she did then, trapped as a ghost outside her body. Also she really enjoyed hitting things with a giant sword in her big phantom armor. She's become a much better swordsman than Spirit ever was lol

She specifically requested her own suit of armor to mimic the phantom armor

she's pretty protective of Spirit

BOTW Zelda

I think she was conscious for all 103 of those years fighting ganon, even if it seems somewhat blurry and surreal to her now. She remembers it in fits and bursts. She often feels disconnected from her body.

She has no interest in reviving the monarchy or ruling over Hyrule again. However she does have an interest in rebuilding Hylian towns and helping all of Hyrule recover. She still feels like it's her responsibility, not because of her role as princess, but because of what she perceives as her own failure to avert tragedy.

she doesn't just blame herself though- she blames the gods and her father too.

Right now though she's mostly taking a break to get her bearings and recover from 103 years of endless fighting. She and Slate travelled around Hyrule for a while at first, and now she's settled in Hateno trying to figure out how to be normal again. Some rebuilding efforts have already started spearheaded by Hudson and she helps out with those.

SKSW Zelda

honestly not even she is sure what parts of her are herself and what parts are hylia. it's as disconcerting for her as it is for Loft. She's both frustrated that he looks at her differently now and understands completely why he does. She still wishes he wouldn't.

she remembers more about being the goddess than she necessarily lets on

she's really invested in the settlement on the surface and is basically its unofficial leader. she puts a lot of time and effort into making sure everything is going according to plan and that they have everything they need to keep living on the surface

she's protective of Loft and worries a lot for him. She blames herself for a lot of what he struggles with now and wants to make it better.

she's not the fun police though, she likes a death-defying loftwing stunt as much as the next person

she did become a knight after the events of skyward sword! They don't really wear the uniforms down on the surface much anymore though and it's become less of a formal order while everyone focuses on building and improving the village.

She's been working on her swordsmanship

I think she really loves music and singing

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Peter Parker Polycule Headcanons - (MJ x Peter x Felicia)

Let's be honest, Marvel should've done this a decade and a half ago. But in the words of Thanos: Fine, I'll do it myself. Random MJPeterFel headcanons, please enjoy :)

MJ is the live-in partner.

At first. This works out nice. Peter gets to work with Fe during their 'Spider' time, and he get to come home to MJ. When they're off the clock, Felicia swings by their place all the time, and when they're on it - and MJ's off from work - she can stay home and play Oracle for them (ala Batman).

This works out nice. MJ and Peter start stocking champagne in their fridge, and even though Felicia comes over almost everyday, she always comes bearing gifts - whether it be takeout or something that made her think of one of them.

Eventually, Felicia says 'Fuck it' and offers them to move in with her. She even offers them their own bedroom if they want, but it's MJ and Peter that agree they could all just share Felicia's.

As for sleeping order, MJ is in the middle.

The Watson-Parker-Hardy household is the most chaotically organized place on Earth.

Between MJ's scripts, Felicia's Art, Peter's technology, and a ton of superhero stuff, that apartment is a language only they speak. If it were not for MJ's miraculous organization skills, they'd probably be on Hoarders.

Especially since Felicia loves to spoil them. Felicia's love lanuage is Gifts & Physical Touch, and the pair of them get a healthy dose of each. And MJ gets the best of it.

She has MJ's dress size memorized. Half of MJ's closet are presents from Felicia, and whenever Felicia spots a pair of hoops she thinks MJ might like, she gets them without question.

Although Felicia is a literal thief, MJ is kinda relieved.

When MJ agreed to Felicia to enter a polycule, she knew she had to mentally prepare herself for having two hero partners, and what that meant.

A lot of her relationship is being a rock to Peter when he's a literal wreck from being a hero. And Felicia is just...not like that at all lol

Unlike Peter, Being the Black Cat is basically Felicia's entire life. It's very rarely that hero stuff wears Felicia down, at least not in the way it does Peter.

MJ is kinda blown away how efficent she is with it, and they end up working together to help support Peter more in hero stuff.

And on the other hand, Felicia seeing MJ, and how she comforts Peter even in his home life is a real lesson for her. Because of MJ, Felicia learns how to comfort Peter when he's not hero-ing, and when he's struggling with juggling deathly villains with everyday life.

Peter is pretty surprised by how close MJ and Felicia get.

For some reason Felicia doesn't call either of them by their names. When in private, she'll call Peter 'Spider', but even in public, she'll almost always call MJ 'Red'.

Talking about private, as MJ and Felicia get closer, they kind of keep it somewhat hush from Peter. They're not hiding it neccesarily, it's just that Felicia would rather their relationship grow as organically as it can.

MJ and Felicia have already had a strong relationship for some time, and they've gotten through some rough (or catty) patches in the past. They know and trust each other, so it's pretty easy to go from there.

Besides, Felicia is a big bi-flirt.

MJ's heard about Felicia's flirting from Peter in the past, but she almost doesn't believe it until she sees the subject of it.

Peter knows the two are more comfortable when one day as Felicia is heading out, she says 'Love you.' twice. Once to him, and once to MJ.

Felicia's cats love MJ too. In fact, MJ is their favorite. They prefer her over Felicia. She''s a little salty about it.

They rotate who picks date night.

Felicia's picks are always fancy - some place hard to get into, or where the food is superb. She always tips well.

MJ's dates are always chill. Movie nights are her specialty. She's an actress, she has great taste. Other than movies at home or at the theatre, she's also great at picking cute diners or coffee shops.

Peter's dates are always geeky or always cheap and wholesome. He loves good museum trips (Felicia loves the art ones), DIYing a picnic in central park for them, or taking them to a great view where he can take pictures of them.

And finally, their group chat is wild.

Okay I'm done lol Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed :)

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Would the Tails Polycule like to dress as each other?

You know, this is a good question, so I'll do my best to answer! (Under the cut, though, cause it's sort of a lot)

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Tails

Nine's clothes

Technically Prime!Tails is modern Tails, and since modern Tails has official art/renders of himself in different clothing, Prime!Tails has also likely worn other clothes outside of his usual clothes.

That's all to say that Prime!Tails to me is no stranger to shirts or pants. So while he doesn't wear full outfits often, I don't think he'd mind Nine's clothes. Honestly, I think (minor design differences aside) he would probably enjoy looking in the mirror thinking about how much like Nine he looks and seeing if he can fool anyone into believing he's Nine.

Also I...kind of like to imagine Tails wearing Nine's vest shirt thing whenever they sleep in the same place together. I think it'd annoy Nine a bit at first but like...boyfriend jacket situation 🥺👉👈

Sails' clothes

Sshshsb I can imagine Tails trying them on for the first time like "So this is what I would like as a pirate! Arrrgh". Essentially, I'd think he'd have fun with it, probably play pirate for a bit. Plus, since he and Sails look pretty similar, I think it would be funny if they trained each other in their own dialects to pull a switcheroo move for fun.

All in all, I think Tails would find some of the choices unnecessary or weird (at least for when he wears Sails' clothes), but I can see him keep the outfit in mind in the event he needs to dress up in a different outfit for some reason or needs inspiration for a pirate costume. Sails also has this weird sorta little jacket thing so...boyfriend jacket again👉👈

Hey, what can I say😂 I think Tails would be the type to wear a piece of clothing from someone he's really close to/is dating around his place because it feels nice and smells like them

Mangey's clothes

I think he'd try his clothes on once, but I don't think he'd love it as much. Ultimately, out of the three, Mangey has the least clothing it seems like, and anything that's not his gloves is made out of leaves of some sort. So I think Tails would enjoy analyzing his outfit so he could make himself clothes in some hypothetical event that may never happen where he ends up on a deserted island without clothes. Even though the details of clothes probably really don't matter to Mangey much as long as they get the job done, I can see Tails trying to convince Mangey to wear something else. However, I don't see Prime Tails as someone who'd be a clothes designer expert, and he'd be hard pressed to get Mangey to wear something else regularly. So I think after futile attempts, at best he'd just succeed in making Mangey's current outfit more durable and just try not to worry about it all anymore.

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Nine

Tails' clothes

You are getting him to do this like. Twice at most, for two reasons.

First, early in the relationship I think Nine would still have hangups on his similarities to Tails, so wearing Tails' clothes and seeing how much he looks like him makes him feel...a number of things, most of which he doesn't like.

Second, idk, I think Nine would feel exposed without the clothes he usually wears. Part of this is due to how he grew up, of course. Nine wore his usual clothes in that brief backstory moment in Prime Episode 1, so while there's not necessarily a confirmation, it's not a big stretch to assume he grew up wearing full clothing. Plus, multiple others in New Yoke can be seeing wearing more clothing/accessories than just gloves or shoes if not full clothing (like New Yoke!Big). So I think he's sort of just used to wearing full clothing and feels weird about it. The other part of this is that I personally see him feeling a bit awkward if not weird about his body, so he's not really confident even doing something small like losing the shorts or his top. I also happen to like headcanoning Nine as transmasc, so (while that's no confirmation of anything for this au) do with that what you will

I think the only times this is happening if Nine is convinced to swap clothes with Tails/loses a dare or game and has to, and/or if someone gets him to agree to try swapping places with Tails to see if anyone's fooled by it. Only two times I can see it.

Sails' clothes

Like with Tails' clothes, I can see him just feeling weirdly exposed about it all. Since Sails' outfit has the most coverage out of the three, I think he wouldn't mind wearing Sails' outfit as much as the others and one would have an easier time convincing Nine to wear it. But he would still be uncomfortable about it (while finding some choices in the outfit unnecessary or weird the same way Tails does). I think he'd be more comfortable wearing Sails' outfit if he had pants/shorts to wear with it or an undershirt at least.

I think Nine is someone who could come to like the "boyfriend jacket" idea like Tails, but ultimately wouldn't be incredibly keen on this for any of the variants usual wear. If Sails had a sweater or coat or something then yeah, okay. You could catch him wearing it and taking in his boyfriend's scent. But the jacket thing from his usual wear? Not his favorite.

Mangey's clothes

At most you will get him to wear it exactly once (see the Tails' clothes section for more detail). That one time would just be because someone convinced him or because for some reason or another he has to try it on. There's barely more clothing than what Tails wears when it comes to Mangey's outfit, so I think Nine would feel pretty uncomfortable and exposed about it.

I can see him taking interest in how the clothes were made (like the shoes for example) and keeping it in mind like Tails would, but that's about it.

All in all, while Nine would find all three of the other's clothes to just be uncomfortable and also not really understand how they walk around like that, he ultimately leaves them to their own devices and doesn't care what they wear.

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Sails

Tails' clothes

I think being without certain accessories he keeps on would be a bit weird for him, but I don't think he'd mind it too horribly much. While he prefers his own clothes, it's also definitely not a bad thing that one of his boyfriends has decent quality clothes he can wear if he ever needs an emergency outfit change I guess (of course that's assuming Sails wouldn't keep a change of his own gloves at least, but I digress).

If anything, since Tails' regular outfit doesn't consist of a lot, I think the most interest he'd have in dressing up like Tails would be to pull some switcheroos and see if he can convince certain people that he's Tails.

Nine's clothes

I think he'd definitely get some enjoyment out of pretending to act like Nine (whether that's teasing him some or seeing if he can convince others that he's Nine for fun). I don't think it would be his favorite outfit to wear (bit restricting feeling maybe) but he's not necessarily opposed to wearing it. Like Tails, though, I can see him stealing Nine's shirt vest thing. While Tails usually does it in the comforting safety of the home, I can see Sails being a bit more bold in wearing his boyfriend's "jacket" around outside the lab or inside a home. Like with Tails' situation, it would doubtless annoy Nine for a while (but not forever).

Mangey's clothes

I think compared to Nine and Tails he'd probably be the most comfortable in Mangey's outfit. I don't think it would be the most fun for him to dress up in, but I think it's an outfit he could handle wearing like for days on end for example. If Mangey made stuff like the shoes himself, I can see Sails complimenting him on his work and learning from it just in case he needs the knowledge.

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Mangey

Tails' clothes

They're not that different from his usual wear in terms of how much clothing is there, but I think while you could get him in the clothes on occasion he doesn't really enjoy it. The gloves are one thing and I think the shoes are something he'd like looking at, but not to wear. He's the type of fox who wears the same kind of clothes all the time and is probably a bit picky.

But again since Tails' outfit isn't really restricting you could convince him to do it on occasion

Nine's clothes

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You may get him to dress like Nine once or twice and only for fun, but this fox does not love wearing a lot of clothing. I think wearing Nine's clothes it would feel weird in general, a bit restricting, and I can see it being a bit of a texture nightmare for him (even just with there being so much more than he usually wears).

However, I think he is someone who wouldn't mind wearing around Nine's shirt vest thing as a boyfriend jacket or like sleeping on a pile of his clothes. Mangey is not immune to the urge to smell like/breathe in that boyfriend smell.

Sails' clothes

I think he would be more comfortable than he is in Nine's clothes and find more enjoyment than he does with Tails' clothes. So I think on occasion you'd get him to fully dress up as Sails.

However, I think there are certain things (like how Mangey is with Tails' shoes) that he'd rather look at than wear. So more often than not I think he'd put on Sails' belt, bandana, or jacket thing whenever he wants to dress up like him or have the comfort of wearing his stuff. Like with Nine, I think he'd be known to steal the jacket thing sometimes (more than he does with Nine's shirt vest thing), or sleep with some of Sails' clothes/accessory items. He is not immune to deriving comfort from/pretending someone he cares about is with them by wearing or holding their stuff and breathing in their scent.

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Thank you so much for the ask, anon! This one was a lot of fun to answer, as I enjoyed digging into my interpretations of these characters to answer your question and decide on what kind of occasions they'd even choose to dress up as each other🥰

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speak some funsandkid thoughts to me my mind is plagued by them rn

Gladly. My mind is plagued as well.

Funsandkid is taking the three most annoying little brother type of shitheads in the world and making them an insufferable polycule. Its taking already unparalleled snark and bitchiness and the limpetlike affection of a guy that aims to squeeze you to death when he hugs you and multiplying it by three. They actively make eachother worse. They're always hanging off of eachother even at the most inoppertune times. They're dogs that cant be separated because of separation anxiety but its more because they're soulmates and theres a chunk of them missing than anxiety but like dogs they will fucking whine about everything until theyre back together and when they are. They just fucking gravitate to each other. You could try to separate them and theyd walk away across the desert to find eachother and just happen to meet in the middle like wow what a coincidence as if the Witch cant hear their bitching from the other side and pushed them back together just for a little peace and quiet.

They're so stupid also. I truly cannot express how fucking stupid they are. That post i made that said its called funsandkid because they have fun eating sand together. Yeah. None of them have any sense of self-preservation unless it comes to a firefight. Thats the only time they're serious. They're the three most impulsive fuckers in the desert. Theyll see something shiny on the ground and go ooh shiny while theres like. A fucking tornado or something. They dare eachother to do the randomest stupid things and they do. I have no idea how one of them hasn't nearly died yet. "Hey Kobra i dare you to punch that cactus." "Okay." "Hey Ghoul i dare you to kiss that rattlesnake." "Bet." "Hey guys do you think I'd die if I chewed on this exposed wire?" "Idk try it."

Sandman getting his facepaint/makeup all. Fucking. Over. Kobra and Ghoul. Because i doubt its waterproof. I figure its only really needed if theyre in the city to disrupt facial recognition but he probably does it in the desert too bc it acts the same as like wearing a mask but its the fukin desert so it doesn't last long it sweats and smears and hes like a fucking cat always headbutting and like rubbing his cheek on the others or kissing them all over their faces and shit and he just. There's makeup smears all over the three of them bc of him. They've long accepted it they don’t complain. He walks into a place like black makeup running bc of sweat and looking horrifying and dead and shit going you should see the other guys and kobra and ghoul walk in right behind him covered in black lipstick kisses and black smears that if you just glanced at them youd think they were working on a car or something and wiped the motor oil on their shirts and shit but no. Its just sandman's makeup.

And he totally makes them goth. Like i proposed my goth kobra(foaming at the mouth) agenda forever ago but literally like. Kobra and Ghoul are used to listening to whatever Dr D puts on and obsessing over Mad Gear and dressing like. In their own litte styles but nothing specific just whatever they fancy out of the communal fab four closet. Not that Sandman wouldn't obsess over mad gear and shit too but i just think the scene in the zones is more like mainly punk or just general like. Fucking zonescore idk its its own thing out there. Versus the scene in the city underground where Sandmans from, i think itd have more like visible subcultures. I'm gonna go into it in haunted and holy and in my show pony au thats still gonna be in the drafts for a while but. The city would have like distinct scenes the zones are like a melting pot with only a few crews/cliques really like. Claiming to be/looking like anything specific. But like in the Pony au you'll see them with like the hip hop kinda rebels fucking around on the streets with a boombox and in haunted and holy you'll see the general funsandkid thing of sandman dragging them to goth clubs and raves and shit and doing their makeup and getting them more into that specific genre of music. And they all cry together to the cure and fuck to depeche mode. Or something like that.

Also. Polycule of genderfucks. As if any polycules in danger days arent but. None of them have a single set of pronouns except for Kobra. Trans guy Kobra, the guygirl ever Ghoul, and genderfluid Sandman.

Oh oh oh also Sandman thing that I've been Thinking abt and doodling. Sandman with natural hair. Specifically dreads or the bleached tips like those few photos of Pete we have because he would look so fucking cool

[morgana-ren]

God the 😻 🦋 I get when reading what your ocs are into. Love it. Your kinks a line with mine almost perfectly!

Do you have one scenario/fantasy with them that you're into more than the others? Or at the top of your list right now

I'm super fond of all of them, but there are specific things about certain ones that I really love.

There's a modern AU I love because there's something absolutely hilarious about 3 guys who live in ye olde medieval times™ learning the ins and outs of modern technology and severely abusing it. Too many emojis and a tenuous grasp on modern slang. Using the internet to stalk love interests and having way too much fun with their phones-- especially the camera function. Annoying each other with late night texts, abusing the GPS system. Reaver getting involved in crypto and shady business deals and having a self indulgent instagram and a twitter rivalry with fellow real-life evil oligarch Elon Musk. Dodging cops with ease after the slew of murders cause magic and also... they don't technically exist. Astarion going batshit for everyone with vampire kinks and trying to get the hang of sexing. Nighty having to hide his true form because we're just not used to tall purple half-dragon tieflings running around with horns and tails although he cannot be persuaded to stop dressing like a pirate whore unless the circumstances are absolutely dire. All three of them using Pornhub but absolutely refusing to admit it except Reaver who will unabashedly watch at the dinner table with the volume up.

There's one that gives me a heart tickle where Nighty gets his happily ever after and actually has the children he wants so desperately with a wife that loves and adores him (and Astarion loves and adores her but isn't allowed to touch her and just has to pine from the sidelines forever although that rarely stops him from trying.)

There's a particularly mean one where Nighty decides he wants his brother's (a different, actual brother, not mentioned here) girlfriend and taks her for himself himself behind his brother's back but erases her memory so she doesn't remember and can't tattle but ends up slowly actually falling for her and ends up in a real jealousy-fueled pickle.

Nighty joins the PTA and becomes king shit of fuck mountain among all the moms and absolutely despised by the dads. He murders and eats all the abusive parents in his downtime and tries to cover it up (he has a serious soft spot for families and kids so if he catches wind of a parent hurting their child or something else that's sinister, those parents don't last long). Wears leather pants and an unbuttoned shirt constantly to said meetings and never misses one. Is literally in the history books the kids read from as history's biggest pirate villain and does not bother to hide it except from his wives and three adopted daughters who he does not want finding out about some of the stuff he's done (spoiler, they do.) Reaver is the reluctant actual uncle in this one and pretends he hates it but does genuinely love the kids even if he won't admit it but will not go as far as to proclaim to be their father unless something is happening he really doesn't like.

I also love when they pull stunts and blame it on each other. Like one will do something particularly heinous and go out of his way to blame it on one of his brothers ie Nighty shapeshifting to look like Reaver before he does some disgusting, horrible thing or one of them getting the others drunk to get some form of blackmail (happens a lot, they do a lot of horrible shit and do try to conceal it.)

They're absolutely dreadful when they work together but they're arguably so much funnier when they work against each other. Look, they love each other but they're all assholes and have no problem throwing each other under the bus. There is an ongoing joke when one of them fucks up that the other ones proclaim "Ha, you're out!" meaning they are out of the polycule for good. Never seems to stick though.

Anything that takes place on the pirate ships is always so good. Nightmare squawking like a high-strung Mormon pretending he isn't into something that he clearly is. Reaver dragging the others down to his level and trying to shoot anything that inconveniences him, including them. Astarion being forced into being the rational one (which he hates.) Nighty having to be physically stopped from adopting every wayward child he comes across (believe it or not, he's a great dad. Just a horrible love interest but he's pretty good at separating the two). Reaver ending up paying 8000 different child support payments to random families because Nightmare has eaten their horrible parents.

They have literally done every horrible thing under the sun between the three of them.

[kakusu-shipping]

oh i gotta hear about this au so if you gotta ramble take this

any and all ideas gimme gimme i wanna hear all about this

Settie. Settie bestie pal buddie I am blessed thankyou very much here comes a list and a ramble and for all intensive purposes I have never stepped foot on a collage campus

Okay first of all as fun as it would be to have a Campus wide polycule, in my head right now this plays like more of a dating sim with me as the MC, and all listed F/Os as romancible options

Second, something in my brain said it'd be weird if everyone was a student so I'll either be saying an F/Os major or whatever their job on campus is

Third I really want to include platonics in this post because what is the collage experience without ride or die buddies but this post gets really long and I just hate hate hate making long rambly posts plus it's 4am so for now it's romantics only but if you're every interested in anyone spesific please shoot an ask I have the thoughts

Fourth and finally I say in my request rules no AUs unless they are my own, and this counts as one of those, so I will take requests for this collage AU. Feel free to drop your F/O into the ask box anytime if you want me to put them in this collage AU as well somewhere I always have thinkin thoughts

Staff

Nezu - Principal/Dean/Headmaster whatever collages have, very lax about pretty much everything, basically has to be with the teacher's he has. Spends a lot of time wandering the campus grounds. Smokes when he thinks no one is looking, hates to be touched.

Toshinori Yagi - New English Professor, last teaching position was as an assistant teacher in a kindergarden class in his 20's, very out of practice with the youth. Randomly mixes talking to a toddler language into his lectures on accident. The most likely to slip into speaking Japanese while giving a lesson on accident.

Koro-Sensei - Head Librarian, changes the recommended books every day, always excited to introduce someone to his favorite series. Secretly sneaks students expensive textbooks for free, and offers free tutoring every day of the week after classes. Would keep the library open 24/7 if he could

Spamton G. Spamton - Engineering Professor, lectures go long and rambly and get off topic easy, comes to school in a different car almost every day. Still dresses like a Greaser in the year 2022, but wears a jumpsuit when in the garage, which is most days. Does not use a blowtorch safely.

Gaster - Physics and Astronomy professor, goes back and forth between being refined and clear, and over the top ecstatic about his topics. He and Spamton have something going on, people think they've divorced. Gaster likes to fuel that rumor.

Shirokuma - Psycology Professor, was a Child psychologist before this. Very soft spoken and gentle, kind of talks like he's speaking to children in a very pandering kind of way. Will give you till the very last day of the term to get any project done. People think he and Nezu are related somehow. They're not, and Nezu really doesn't like the guy so he avoids talking about him.

Monokuma - Political Science Professor, the worst. The Worst. Very strict about deadlines on assignments, will email you back a "k." if you ask for an extension on a project because you're ill, you will not get the extension either. Locks the doors to his class at precisely 9:05 and if you are even a second late too bad. He and Shirokuma are brothers

Raymond Shields - Law Professor, totally didn't flail his way through law school and most certainly always knows what he's talking about. Almost always the last one to his own classes. Hates the Government, Be Gay Do Crime is always on his chalk board.

Zenyatta - Humanities Professor, loves talking and debating religions. No one's ever heard him raise his voice but almost everyone on campus has seen the video of him taking down a cop twice his size in one move. Enjoys the company of most other professors, and spends free time grading papers in the Roost on campus along side Shirokuma.

Maximilien - Collage funder, shows up on campus every once in a while to sit in on classes and make sure his money is going to good use. Nezu hates him, but puts up a fantastic facade. Very picky about Scholarship applications.

Brooster - Runs a coffee shop on campus. Has almost every regular's order memorized. Gives free coffee during finals week. Has the best WiFi on campus.

Makarov Dreyar - Recently retired English Professor, still the school's Football Coach. Good friends with Nezu, like to pop in on Toshinori and see how he's doing. Was the Campus Crypid and likes to tell stories of his days as a Frat kid here on this very quad.

Leshy - Photography Professor, also pops up in occasional Figure drawing sessions as the model, under Magnificus' request. The New Campus Crypid, mostly because he walks like big foot and hangs in the woods around the art buildings. He hosts DnD games on the weekends

Magnificus - Art Professor, one of those snobby art teacher's who'll get mad at you for drawing anime and is devoted to REAL art, even though Leshy commissions him to draw the student's DnD characters. Speaks low and infrequently, beats the shit out of canvases with his brush in the woods behind the art buildings in the middle of the night so loudly it can be heard from the dorms across the street.

Viktor Humphries - Environmental Sciences Professor, has been working here longer than Toshinori but still as new to teaching as him. Very awkward, not good at conversation and tends to talk too fast during his lectures. Has bumbled multiple specimens into his shirt while doing field lessons.

Edalyn Clawthorne - Chemistry Professor, does NOT practice lab safety, believes in the fuck around and find out method of teaching which is not a good method of teaching to have working with highly toxic chemicals. Despite costing the school thousands in damage and being the bane of Maximilien's existence, she has yet to allow a student to get majorly injured. She keeps her job because Nezu thinks she's a great influence. She is not.

Raine Whispers - Music Professor, gives as few lectures as possible. Hates hates teaching Music history and music theory as it involves so much more talking than their comfortable with. Nothing brings them more joy than the Campus' marching band and Orchestra, loves those kids.

Andras - Sociology and Philosophy Professor, a fucking menace to the ideal of morals and ethics. Debates Zenyatta just to try and get on his nerves. Hates the library, and is constantly trying to kill Koro-Sensei, who thinks it funny and reminds him of "old times", thus not minding it. He and Maximilien get drinks every other week.

Leuvis - History professor, too tall to fit into most door ways without bending a little bit, brings Parvas to all his classes. Gets really into talking about ancient wars, goes on and on about how victors write the story. Would love to lose a knife fight one day.

All Hands - Business and Economics Professor, loves the stalk market and will not shut up about bitcoin. Paces and talks with his hands a lot, believes in conspiracy theories and will get off topic if brought to them. Also gets drinks with Andras and Maximilien every other week. Students call them the demon trio.

Student Body

Kazuaki Nanaki - Part Arts Major and part English Major, always late to class because he over sleeps and did not plan his schedule right. Struggling hard with collage burn out, depression, and self worth, but could ramble for a mile about his boyfriend.

Hitori Uzune - Child Education Major, planning to be a math teacher. Kazuaki's aforementioned boyfriend, doesn't share an apartment with Kazuaki because he refuses to be his babysitter and force him to eat and sleep on time. Lives off campus with his family.

Toko Fukawa - Creative Writing major with psychology classes on the side, here on scholarship. Lives in an on campus apartment with Celeste, Iggy, and Mae, never talks to them. Tends to be alone a lot, on purpose mostly. Scared of the Campus Crypid. Struggles to keep Jill at bay sometimes. Missed a whole day of class before because she saw N on her way to class and had to retreat back to her dorms to keep Jill from fronting.

Hifumi Yamada - Arts and Creative Writing Major, gets in very loud, obnoxious debates with Magnificus on whether or not Anime is an art that can take up the entirety of class some days. Part of Leshy's DnD group, though a little obnoxious about it as he perfectly mint maxed his character and was OP by the third session. He mostly uses it to cast charm on NPCs.

Celestia Ludenburg - Economics and Political Science major, has been mistaken for a first year fashion major, as even during finals weeks her look is always on point. Has been invited to the Demon Trio's drinking nights several times, only goes once or twice. The only person on campus to beat Eda at cards. Joined DnD because of Hifumi and also made an OP character very quickly and uses it for evil.

Teruteru Hanamura - Culinary Major, lives in the dorms on campus and is the godsend of the building. Loves cooking for large groups, so long as everyone brings an ingredient, or beer. Beer is always welcome. Bonus of it being an easy way to get a lot of hot guys in your room quickly.

Sagashi (Imposter) - Theater, Arts, and Fashion major. Loves costume design and special effects make up, they're hard to spot in a crowd because they are constantly switching costumes and make up, duplicating any look flawlessly. Shares and dorm with Teruteru, but also occasionally crashes with Celeste or Atsuhiro.

Ryoma Hoshi - On a Sports scholarship for Tennis, taking anthropology for the fun of it. Lives in the boys dorms on campus and usually stays in his room. Has a long distance girlfriend he rarely talks about, and a secret cat he's not suppose to have as it's against dorm policy he is constantly talking about.

Gonta Gokuhara - Entomology Major on scholarship, but in every Environmental Science class he could get into, also on the football team. Ryoma's roommate, also very loudly talks about their cat they're not suppose to have. Gets along great with Dr. Humphries, especially with non-verbal conversations.

Milo - Agriculture Major, also on the football team on scholarship. Really really dumb about everything other than plants and animals. He and Gonta get along like a house on fire, Makarov calls them his puppy dog players and loves them to bits. Has an apartment on campus with his boyfriend that is full of potted plants. He and Teruteru came from the same country home town.

Gordie - Geology and Philosophy major, use to live in the dorms but moved in with Milo after they started dating. Has a cat named Shuckle who he spends 90% of his time with. Plays bass in a band, thinks that's both super cool and extremely embarrassing so usually doesn't tell many people.

James - Theater and Fashion major, lives off campus with his bestie Jessie, bikes to classes with a full costume wardrobe sometimes. He and Sagashi cram together and bounce a lot of ideas off one another in the library after classes with Atsuhiro.

Guzma - Entomology Major, lives really far off campus in an apartment he shares with a huge group, works at the Roost and two other jobs to pay for classes and rent. Almost always falls asleep in class or in the library while studying. Gonta has tried to offer his notes and helps, but usually just gets glares or hissed at and leaves. Hangs out in the forest behind the Arts buildings sometimes to catch bugs, likes Professor Leshy.

N - Engineering and Calculus major on scholarship, also in oceanography classes. Campus Crypid the Second but everyone on campus who sees him thinks he's hot as well. Will info dump your ear off about math if you start a conversation with him. Has had long debates with Leshy about wildlife before. Hisses at the Demon Trio.

Papyrus - Engineering Major, Campus Crypid the Third. Still lives at home with his dad and brother, who are both Professors at the school, so he gets a free ride out of it. Good friends with N in that good Autistic way. One of the few students to match Spamton's energy during lectures.

Dick Gumshoe - Law Major, very close to flunking out, very recently lost both his part-time jobs, struggling to pay his bills, he is surviving on ramen and Koro-Sensei's tutoring. If he's not in class he's in the library cramming every book he can get his hands on. Ray would help but he honestly barely got through this nonsense the first time.

Ginko - Nursing and Chemistry Major on scholarship, wants to get into pharmaceuticals mostly to sell herbal medication rather than hard drugs and pills. Probably sells weed. Loves watching undergrads fall for Eda's "Try it." teaching strategy. Also does not practice proper lab safety. Couch surfs between his polycule's apartments.

Scorpia - Political Major with a lot of Art classes thrown in between. Doesn't actually know what she wants to do with her life, her parents kind of set this whole collage thing up for her and she chose to spend her free classes in art but doesn't really know if that's what she wants to do either. Feeds the campus pigeons while people watching pretty girls between classes.

Bismuth - Engineering Major, doesn't like Spamton but likes the class and the topic, so she can get through it. Likes talking with Zenyatta when seeing him in the Roost in the morning. Quarterback of the football team, leads them all in a jog around campus every morning. Talks about a girlfriend she left back home a lot.

Bob - Communications Major, mute and working on getting a job as a sign language translator. Was requested to join the football team but turned them down, preferring to use his free time to volunteer at a HoHing children's monstessori in town.

Lynx17 - Software engineering major, just wants to make games, talks a lot of game theory and arts with Magnificus, Leshy, Gaster, and Sans. Has no idea what their game is going to be about but sure has all the engine to make it up and running. Lives very close to campus in an apartment with Hana, Lucio, and Jamie. Lena and Emily live across the hall from them. Part of Leshy's DnD group.

Iggy - Music major, blasts music entirely too late for most her neighbors and roommates to stand, usually whatever song she's obsessed with on repeat. Always has headphones playing something or other in her ears. Lead vocals and guitar in a band with Gordie, constantly putting fliers for their shows up around campus.

Taishiro Toyomitsu - Martial Arts Major on a Football scholarship, gave up Quarterback to Bismuth last year to focus on his studies more. Still on the team for scholarship, but Makarov lets him skip more games under the guise of keeping him on the bench. Works at a Karate class for kids in town, lives in the dorms on campus and is always dropping into Teruteru's dorm for free good food.

Kendo Rappa - Martial Arts Major, on the football team, stalking Taishiro very blatantly. Only joined football because Taishiro took him down during sparring in class, and he fell in love the second he hit the mat. He's been trying for months to switch rooms with Taishiro's dormmate without success. Makarov has tried to talk to him about this behavior, but nothing will make him quit.

Atsuhiro Sako - Theater Major, lives with his found family way off campus and drives them all to school every day. Wears a waist coat and dress clothes every day, almost always the lead when the school puts on a play. The guy to go to for gossip. Does close up magic for birthday parties to pay for gas.

Jin Bubaigawara - Engineering major, struggling to keep it together through school. Recently lost his job, luckily he lives with a group and they’ll give him time to pay his share of the rent, but he’s still super stressed about it. Still thinks Plurality is a sign of a dangerous person and thus really scared of himself and tries not to talk about it.

Sun (and Moon, they're headmates) - Child Education Major with a side of psychology. Loves talking to Shirokuma after class for extra child psychology research. Also spends a lot of time in the library reading about child development, works part-time at a daycare and cannot wait to work full time as well. Moon is Campus Crypid number four.

Mae Browski - Not really majoring in anything, doesn't really want to be here, spends a lot of time locked up in her room having collage burn out and trying not to break down fully. Doesn't know what day of the week it is. Keeps forgetting when her classes are. Almost never misses DnD though.

Alfur - Law, Business, and Sociology Major on Scholarship. Correct Ray whenever he passes over something or gets something wrong, not maliciously he just genuinely loves the law and the fine print and technicalities and all that. Loans Gumshoe his notes every other class and offers to tutor him as well, but ends up getting turned down. Usually in the library reading through copies of old court cases.

Snork - Engineering major, thinks Spamton and Papyrus are both entirely too much and mostly misses classes because he cannot focus with them being so loud and colorful. N takes good notes so he'll ask to barrow them after class. Lives on campus in a scholarship payed for apartment alone. Video calls his sister a lot.

Takashi Morinozuka - Law Major, blends into a crowd and is easily overlooked in class. Tried once to offer Gumshoe his notes, but due to his silence, he didn't get the hint and ended up just trying to get past. Lives off campus in an apartment with Mitskuni, the rest of the Host Club are also around in the building. He and Haruhi study law together.

Harunobu Nikaidou - History major, misses a lot of classes due to illness or shogi tournaments, doesn't particularly care about school, just likes studying history in his spare time and wanted to follow Rei to collage to be near him. Lives in a rental house off campus.

Billions and Billions - Astronomy majors, double down on Gaster's wild energy while excited and tend to amp it up if it happens while they're in class. Uses the school's telescope all the time without permission, usually with the help of Koro-Sensei who loves their enthusiasm for the stars. They share a dorm room on campus and never miss a Teruteru pot-luck. They also play DnD.

Lynn - Language and Children's Education Major, plans on teaching High school to collage level Chinese classes. Very quiet and kind of stand-off-ish. Gets hard glares from the Demon Trio and gives them right back much harder. Part of the school orchestra with his sister Lily, who he also shares an on campus apartment with.

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Having finished Hyde and Seek like 3 days after release here are some of my thoughts. There's gonna be some stuff implied so read with caution, i wont say outright but ill talk abt the implications. Sorry most of this is Alan rambling I have brainworms and I'm ill.

-Alan is literally my malewife. Love at first sight, if Noah is my little meanwhore Alan is my malewife. I love their big boobs.

-Pollie>Sally. My heart dropped when Alan tried to ask Sally out like out of all people, Sally? Good news though hes single by the end.

-Pollie is literally that one tumblr post where its like let women be pathetic little meow meows too. She is the definition of a pathetic meow meow and i love her for that.

Hey Alan, Alan, how old were you when this happened. IF YOU WERE LIKE 15 AND IF SHE WAS LIKE YOUR BABYSITTER IM CONCERNED. Its between this and a joke MazM made that his siblings were his secret lovechildren, thing is Alan is 21, his siblings are 7, that is a really dark implication. You can't just say that Alan.

-Yasssss Pollie and Kate are girlfriends, they we're LITERALLY ROOMMATES. OH MY GAH.

-After reading Sallie backstory I feel sorry for her, she can join the Kate polycule.

-M I H I R. mihir. Just mihir. I called him a DILF and my friend was like "hes 25" 👁👄👁. The stress and his monocle made him look older.

-He represents my culture very well! A little fun fact, the sun pin he has is a religious symbol, ironic considering hes a criminal. My friend said its the equivalent of a mafioso boss wearing a cross.

-The fact that he used to write poems but his dad called them shit. The true asian experience, having your parents disapprove of your hobbies.

-I actually love the subvertion of stereotypes and tropes here. I have personally never heard of this stereotype till yesterday but there's one abt Irish people where they are redheaded lazy drunks. Then there's Alan who's such a hard worker and a good boy and and and ehwbhsgrnehehsneghsha. The stereotype that Indians are either stupid or h word. Mihir is none of those things, he's eloquent with his words, witty, and very respectful. The trope of cute dainty maids gets subverted by Pollie and Kate.

-The Kate and Pollie duality. Now I'll be talking abt tropes here but do not take it as my opinion on gender expression, I'm just using things MazM has done b4 + popular media.

Pollie constantly calling herself a lady and dressing in fem clothes, bonus points for the blue. Although she would technically be the more masculine one because she loves to fight and gamble. Her face is also somewhat masculine, similar to Daejin Park in MazM Pechka!

Kate crossdressing and having to live as man would technically make her the more masculine one. But she's also the most feminine one with her soft face and for some reason media associates education with feminine? Idfk brawling is seen as more masc. But mazm rated these hands E for everyone.

-In Alan's introductory tweet he is stated to be a good fighter that holds back. In game the explaination for that is he doesn't want to get injured. I would've thought this was a set up to fighting Alan at one point. I'm a little dissapointed it didnt go that way qwq.

-That scene where Alan starts taking the drugs to stay active and assaults a customer was kinda terrifying. Well it's the scene after they mention that. But his angy face when he talks abt how much hes had to endure for his family, how he sometimes wished they were dead. Only for him to recoil in shock because that wasn't Alan. Hits me in my feelies.

-Mihir says trans rights, he asked his father to address Kate like a man bc she was living as one and he called it stupid. Mihir actually respects her though wjhejehehnehenejej.

-Alan if you keep complaining about my pants I'll shove you in a maid dress. Then youll realize how nice it is not to be constrained by gener.

-If you can't tell from my blog banner, I love older brother characters. The fucking angst but also hehe cute older brother type that cares heehoo im trash.

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Hey!!!

Idk if this is something you’d do or not,

But!

Tell me(if you want) a little bit more about Bill Sawyer!!! Or of course the polycule for marvel!!! I adore both and probably my favorite ships/si on your blog are

1. You and J(the otp)

2. The poly ( marvel)

3. Bill!

Aw, ty! Sure, I could talk about Bill some more!

Their backstory is that they're a Sawyer cousin who has some vague memories of being in the main family's home when they were really young, but not much.

When they grew up, they moved out of the country and into more urban areas, only returning to the supposed last living Sawyers as they felt guilty knowing that things were getting harder and harder out there with droughts and such.

He's super close with Bubba and Chop-top, not so much Drayton... the two are constantly bickering because Bill actually, you know, treats Bubba and Chop-top as equals. He always offers to get Chop-top new records, and has introduced Bubba to other art forms outside of mask-making. Gotta do something with the things they don't cook, right?

He was also particularly close with Grandma Sawyer, but that was obviously a long time ago. He occasionally uses her as leverage over Drayton if he's feeling spiteful.

He started the antiques/oddities shop as a hobby, to help with money problems if he got any actual customers, and as a front, of course. He's naturally fairly charming, so it'd make sense he'd also be going out and doing the breadwinning like Drayton.

He just ADORES Vanita/Stretch and whole-heartedly supports Bubba's crush.

Aggressively gnc and uses a scathing tongue (most of the time) against anyone who gets on his nerves enough. ("Truly, you're all fools because you're sweatin' your asses off in jeans. Meanwhile, I am quite comfortable in this thin skirt. And I look cute as fuck, so you can suck it!") Bubba arguably already knows he likes to express himself with fashion, no matter what the clothing items perceived gender is "supposed" to be, but Bill helped him (and Chop-top tbh) be able to express that side of himself even more. The only one who refuses to ever wear a skirt or dress is, you probably guessed it, Drayton! Old stick in the mud...

Outside of the family he's known by townspeople as just sort of a weird punk you don't want to get on the bad side of.

He didn't seem at all shocked at the whole cannibalism thing when he came to stay with the rest of the Sawyers so he's likely had run-ins with gruesome and/or criminal activity in the city as well.

This was mentioned in a previous post but he particularly seems to like to go after bigoted church-goers. Ask him his favorite meat, you're sure to get the response of "sheep." He even attends a church service but doesn't pay a lick of attention, hence the silver cross necklace he's usually seen to be wearing, which he stole off of a victim.

Him and Drayton may not get along but Bill would be damned if he didn't say he'd die for all three of the men he lives with.

This got longer than I planned shgsghshgghs ENJOY!