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xanderindisguis · 4 months

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The lady in question can be whoever you want

#fionna and cake #scarab #scarab the god auditor #orbo #kheirosiphon #cosmic owl #za baby #plant lady #still dont know her name #he gets NO BITCHES #NO MEN #NO IN BETWEEN #we all know it's true #prohibitedwish

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fuckitwebhaal · 9 months

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I was reading a breakdown of Cazador Szarr on the subreddit and this made me laugh my ass off. He is getting NO bitches

(Athkatla is a location in BG2 which also hosts a huge vampire coven, for reference).

#I just.#twin sized mattress #he gets NO bitches #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #cazador szarr

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creepy-hornetss · 5 months

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#decided to quick draw him #marble hornets #mh #alex kraile #my art #marble hornets fanart #alex mh #hes just like me fr fr #he gets no bitches

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wawataka · 2 years

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love the scene where shigeo asks reigen for advice on how to confess and for once in his life reigen can’t bullshit his advice to him so he literally just. looks it up. doesn’t even try to hide it he just whips out his phone and reads off the first results he finds in front of mob and serizawa

#ever since my 6th grade teacher said that “search it up” isn’t grammatically correct i can’t stop thinking about it #i always use look it up and whenever someone says search it up i cringe #it’s been 6 years #help #cnp rants #oh yeah #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 spoilers #reigen arataka #he gets no bitches #he just like me fr #cries #shigeo kageyama

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pinktrashgoblin · 5 months

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little fun fact, Blix is actually almost completely colorblind, he can only see blues and pinks so I drew out a little chart for that, blue is his favorite color so he gets mad when it becomes less vibrant in his NG form

Don’t worry about that last one btw, im sure it’s nothing

#jsab #just shapes and beats #jsab art #jsab au #art #oh no #aaaaaaaaaaaaa #fan art #jsab bmau #jsab blixer #jsab cube #lore lore lore lore #lore drop #silly!#he gets no bitches #< that was a suggested tag when I wrote “he”#I do not remember what post I used that for #Please tell me if you remember

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irrelevaantidiot · 9 months

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Blix to Dub (ifykyk)

Character by @pinktrashgoblin except blix doesn't get bitches cause pink told me so

Og pic btw

#art #jsab art #jsab au #jsab #jsab blixer #jsab broken melodies #jsab bmau #what the hell #look at him #cutie patootie #/platonic #this is silly #he gets no bitches #dublix real #suck my balls #this is so real

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wheeliescoot · 1 year

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what it would be like to be with you…

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nonbinarycringe404 · 1 year

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Adam is a material gorl 💅✨

He was just feeling goofy ah that night

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted adam #nah fuck that bitch #he gets no bitches #he gets no head either

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sinnbaddie · 1 year

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Chrollo is a virgin, has never had his first kiss, is gay and a bottom. He is not calling y’all a good girl I promise you, he’s being called a good girl

#chrollo lucilfer #hxh chrollo #chrollo hcs #basically canon #he gets no bitches #why?#cuz he likes men #he has no game tho #also he’s Christian so🙄

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sexysideoftheforce · 1 year

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I, for one, do not believe that Altaïr slept with anyone before Maria

#he gets no bitches #is he hot? yes.#no further comments #assassin’s creed #altaïr ibn la'ahad #maria tops him also

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transformersandturtles · 1 year

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This is Giotto, my character for DnD! He is a 16 year old Pyromancer Tortle (with a Draconic Bloodline to a gold dragon) and has a Chaotic Neutral alignment. He is based on a Burmese Star Tortoise.

I originally wanted to play as a Ninja Turtle, but my DM said no so I came up with this lil goober instead. He has a lot more stuff like a mace and fire staff, but I just drew the basics.

My boy has -2 charisma :’) he is very smart dumbass and I love him to death but I know I should probably make a backup character.

He is also a wanted criminal in the campaign!

#my art #he’s an idiot #he has no rizz #he gets no bitches #dnd oc #dnd tortle #dnd Giotto

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i-miss-lotor · 2 years

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Watching the Halloween movies and man, Michael Myers really loves looking at naked girls and killing them soon after that huh

#ngl it's kinda funny #he gets no bitches #so no one gets them either #what a loser #michael myers #halloween #slashers

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neoruby-loves-ut-aus · 1 year

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Alex being admired by everyone else (because of his dad)