#he laughed

[silvadour]

[baddest-batchers]

Me: snuggling into bed with my Lula.

My husband: …you sleep with it?

Me: why else did you think I bought it? I can’t be a 26 year old girl with a plushy to snuggle??

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Some days I remember the fact that when I met Alexander Calvert i said to his face “look see I can be normal! I’m so normal! I’m the most normal person you’ve ever met” and it’s like an electric shock of regret

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I have known since EPISODE 1 about the last moments of episode 6. Do you have any fucking idea how much I've had to stare ahead like I'm seeing my life flash before my eyes because I married a dude who does NOT like spoilers, and I try to be respectful???

DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

BTW GUESS WHO GAVE MY HAND A SQUEEZE WHEN IT HAPPENED.

YES I'M GLAD YOU CAN GO IN BLIND TO STUFF BUT ALSO UP YOURS SEAN

[scandalousscarlet83]

Did I really just say that to my date while he was staring at me tonight?! Yes, yes, I did because I'm the most awkward fool ever to exist! 🙃

[nichtimhandelerhaeltlich]

happy father's day to my stepdad exclusively btw, guy got home from the hospital and immediately insulted my parking

[melodiousoblivionao3]

I just saw Ashley Hatch’s husband and said “oh my god Mr. Hatchy”

So

That’s how that’s going

[vaiyamagic]

Boyfriend: You should be proud of me for not requesting days off [for Baldur's Gate 3.]

Me: I am proud.

Him: I could have. It's what a true nerd would have done.

Me: Oh, well, in that case, I'm disappointed.

[apologydanceenthusiast]

I want you to imagine following scenario:

You are the guy that I worked with during my internship in february this year.

You have known this person who applied last minute to get this internship for like a week.

You decide: "I'm gonna let the intern do some creative work :D" and leave them alone for the better part of the day after explaining a video program to them where they're supposed to do their own little thing.

You come back about 2 hours later to check on what they're working on, and this is what they present to you:

[delisae]

My brother still thinks my mental and physical health is invalid. Kill me. Pls.

[theant1]

When someone tries to apply power levels to a toon

[gayspacesprinkles]

We're talking at work about wolverine for whatever reason and I was saying he's Canadian (that one part in X-Men origins wolverine)

Ass. Man: no he's from new Zealand

Me: the actor is Australian and the wolverine is Canadian

Ass. Man: I can't keep these characters straight

Me: I can't either

Ass. Man: OH MY GOD

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[azuneekun]

did this rat just call me a dumbass in my own native language

[seagiri]

they turned mickbell into a girl in the latin spanish dub so... congrats mickbell???

[amygdalae]

another underrated moment: Laios casts waterwalking