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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months
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Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows
(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mdzs au#lan wangji#nie huaisang#Yungmeng Jiang training arc AU#This is the *first* part of what was supposed to be a much longer comic (LWJ's morning routine in full).#I'll finish the remaining part as a reblog to this post! I just think this is the funnier chunk.#Lan Wangji absolutely is the kind of person who has a perfect internal alarm clock for when it is time to get up.#He already has a dedicated sleep schedule. He is accurate within 10 seconds of 5am every day.#I think the Jiang disciples are most likely used to waking up around 6:00-7:00am#But the allure of having a guaranteed time keeper getting you up in the morning is worth the earlier hour.#I imagine they started outside lwj's door and slowly moved closer as the weeks went on.#Now LWJ has to cope with being way too warm in the night from all the extra body heat.#LWJ is not a fan of this but they scamper off immediately after he wakes up and they at least show initiative to follow routine.#NHS joins in only because he is a chronically heavy sleeper and needs this level of intervention to get up early.#His boldness would be a death sentence in the cloud recesses but here? Whole new game.#Yungmeng Jiang isn't a lawless land. It's just a land with different laws.#And one of those laws is to forcefully domesticate the catboy coded Lan boy through any means necessary.#Completely different tangent: I drew the thumbnail for this before I did comic 134. I then realized they had the same visual gag.#So I had to space this one out so it didn't seem like I repeated the waking up joke. That's my secret and all of you have to keep it.#And in my land the law is that snitches get itches (telepathically transfers hives onto your body)
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evilkaeya · 1 year
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the hc that skk has been living together this entire time has so much comedic potential. It's not domestic. It's not even romantic. Imagine their organizations fighting each other all day and them stumbling back into their little apartment at ass o'clock going "I can't believe gin chan beat my ass today" "hah, deserved" and then passing out on the couch in their work clothes.
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wuxian-vs-wangji · 3 months
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If Rain breaks Payu's rules, he gets a punishment.
Rain isn't mad at all about Payu not texting him like he had promised weeks before he would-
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Rain probably dismissed those as just words, maybe even forgot.
Payu is showing Rain that he takes those words very seriously. That is a Rule- "Rain's" Rule (quotes because he came up with it on Rain's behalf). A foundation of their relationship as much as Payu's own Rules of "no cursing" and "responsibilities come first".
Even though Rain has said nothing about Payu being out of reach and not texting him, Payu needs to acknowledge that the Rule was broken. Especially since this is the first violation of "Rain's" Rule.
He asks for forgiveness wholeheartedly and sincerely, and waits patiently for Rain's forgiveness. A Dom who takes and never gives is no Dom, that's an abuser, and it's how Sky ended up hurt so horrifically. Payu is the example of the true and genuine Dom- someone who respects their sub with the same wholehearted care and devotion as they expect to receive. No matter if it's a big or small mistake.
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gio-cosmo · 2 months
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Yk what. We need more games like Mystic Messenger in this day and age bc that shit was INSANEEEE the grip this game had on me in middle school was revolutionary. Like you’re telling me I was out here setting alarms to wake me up in the dead of night to talk to fictional characters?? You’re telling me one of the bad endings is the apartment the MC is in literally exploding?? You’re telling me if I missed one specific chatroom I lose all chances of getting the ending I want and have to start all over??
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ardenrosegarden · 1 year
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you after i free you from the tetrisphere
#ask#anon#im not sure what the thanks is for without assuming it to be like ''thanks. for those tags.''#anyway youre welcome? youre free from the tetrisphere now. find and enjoy life. out from the egg made of tetronimoes youve hatched from.#or whatever.#im still recovering from that nap#its fucked. i nap on my bed sometimes if i havent had enough sleep earlier in the day. and instead of using the bed normally#my ass just sleeps at the end. watching my moavies (youtube streams)#like a dog#ended up having to wake myself up cause i had my legs rested over a nearby table cause the width of the bed is not very wide#and my body feels so good when i wake up. scrunched up and shit. i feel So normal#anyway tetrisphere is a game i got long ago that. i dont know from where.#i either got it from a yard sale. or ebay. but im leaning towards yard sale. since it was around the same time i got hey you pikachu#also did you know the mic quality for hey you pikachus microphone is actually pretty decent#anyway i dont remember a lot about tetrisphere beyond you picking a robot to play as. and you drop tetrominoes onto a fucking ball#i completely forgot you freed a thing from within#as for why this was the first thing i used to reply to the ask. anytime i get an ask im not sure how to respond to. i look through my phone#and. this tetrisphere image made me laugh seeing it back when i first downloaded it#i think i had more i wanted to say but im at a loss for words now that im looking at this image again#its so beautiful and hes so free#that is how baby birds leave the egg. but opposite. they do it from the inside. instead of needing tetrominoes to open the egg.#can you tell im still not fully recovered from my fuckim nap#anyway thanks for the ask anon. i think!
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imwritesometimes · 2 months
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This might be the funniest thing I read all week
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drifloonz · 5 months
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steven/mocha is canon
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#wispy talks#im going off my deep end mode . i no longer care about peoples perception of me outside of not being a jackass to ideas i dont like#bc no matter how low i get im not. like. uber popular. but most of this fandom is minors. i do not want to sway easily swayable opinions#for like. nonserious shit if its not a problem. this is unrelated tho basically dont be a jackass 2 ppl Anywyas#context: my oc#context: rp partner and i rp it.. yay#fuck EVERY OTHER STEVEN SHIP XCEPT THIS ONE !!!! ( /j )#this isnt no Fandom ship that erases their personality and characterization for unseasoned yaoi this is REAL SHIT!1!!!!!!!!!#that isnt a callout to anything particular other than fandom culture in general#You dont know how many thoughts i have youd never survive a day in the asylum they raised me in. Why the fuck did i quote that.#the 'asylum they raised me in' was miiverse and 3ds youtube.#so i dont know what that adds to anything#if any of my ex friends turned back into current friends see this i am so fucking sorry my hyperfixation shame runs deep#but its my hyperfixation now. I have become more autistic. Welcome back CHEATER. ive reclaimed him essentially. mine now.#dont let me type online within 20 mins of waking up#anyways (goes insane#mocha makes him breakfast in bed and mails him little letters by togekiss and visits when hes not busy at work... and steven just opens up.#bit by bit by bit... and he misses mocha so deaaarly. he misses her. he misses his beautiful doeboyfriend. and his scent.#and his good as fuck pancakes and the way he worries about stevens mental health and if hes taking care of himself. etc etc...#hes scary and intimidating. but not to mocha . not anymore...
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byunbaekhyunie · 7 months
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baekhyun and I keep waking up at the exact same time spiritually we’re like this :
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punkbarbarian · 2 years
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also deeply important to note that not one but TWO pcs were given babies by gods (???). one of the babies is a bear made of fire
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magicaldreamfox1 · 2 years
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it's really hard being the most unlovable girl in the world ngl
#dreamy talks#someone's gotta do it tho 😔😔😔✊#anyways followers and cool mutuals look away i'm gonna rant a little#okay here we go#i just. feel so sad recently#like every day feels like a bad day nowadays everything feels horrible#every day i wake up not having slept well and wanting to cry over breakfast or on the bus#and it's just. i used to be happier! i was mostly fine during the summer#and yeah maybe that was bc i was constantly consuming media so no thought could occur#but earlier this year it wasn't like that#and ik i should be happy bc like at least it's not high school right#i just feel so alone everywhere#and ik it's my own fault i could reach out to people more and stuff but idk i just can't#even with my family i just. it feels like my mother isn't even interested in me at all compared to my sister#and i get it i'm not interesting or at all like her when she was younger i just. idk#and my father. well he never loved me but we know that it's fine. it's just that knowledge at the back of my head#that bc i left he would do anything for my sister now so she won't leave too. meanwhile for me he doesn't even willingly pay child support.#whatever#i just feel so empty nowadays like there's nothing left within me (reference not intended) that doesn't hurt#like i was planning on getting new piercings this autumn right just like last year#and until now i didn't really have time#but now i just. don't have it within me to go and get them#and i always want new piercings!#anyways it's not that i'm unhappy with my life atm. things are fine! i like my major at uni and i made a friend there too!#everything in between just feels so empty and thinking abt love makes me want to cry#i wish i could stop existing until things get better and i don't feel like this anymore#i just wish i could be different. not bc i want to be but maybe bc then people would love me more. that sounds sad when i say it like that#every day is a bad day and i'm sick of it. i wish i could just have one day without feeling sad for once#anyways.#i'll delete this later
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lavenderlhymes · 1 year
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When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! Then it send to the last ten people in your notifications (anonymously). You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity. ♡
oh this is so sweet! waking up early enough to watch the sunrise, singing with friends, rereading my favorite book series, when someone remembers what I like/can eat and surprise me with it, and finding songs to add to my dnd character playlists 🥰🥰🥰 thanks so much anon!
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orcelito · 1 year
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Rereading itnl to get back into the mindset for it and God Damn that first chapter really is smth huh
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euargh · 2 years
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oh yeah so I had no idea that I never posted my Garfield vs Thanos fanfiction on to Ao3 and I am so pissed at myself, so I finally did so with including the date of publication from fanfiction.net so here https://archiveofourown.org/works/43273917 also pic
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from back before before b e f o r e ḅ̶̨̲̘͈̙̲̦̥̹̱̭̼̗̔̏ ̷̧̧̯̗̥̳̳̝̫̻͕͙̲̖̃͗ę̵̡̧̡̭̻̟͙̬̝̪̫͙́͐̈́̈́̓̓ ̸̧̧̤͔̮̬̲͔̀͒̋͗̒̎͋̌͒͒͘ͅf̶̢̺̩̓̊̚ ̷̝̞̤͎̺̦͓̲̖̿̆́̔͐̿̊͆͋͒̚͠ǫ̷̱̙̥̱̬̲̫̈́ ̸̢̦͙͎̺̩͖̭͉͖̇̑ͅṟ̶̡̡̛̳̰̮̜͔͕̹̋ ̵̧̈́͂̄͆̑̓̂͂̎̎̕͘͝ȩ̴̛̠̮̼̗̄̎̏́̑̇͋̋͘͝ ̷̧̺͘
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facelessfractal · 3 months
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I want to paint but i always think somebody needs to come choke the life out of me and then hang me by my ankles from the tallest tree within a 100 yard radius of me. This is probably a bad day.
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