#he/him ethogirl

[dead-sp1der]

I was inspired by @temporaltemporary's Bdubs chart and decided to add data of Joel as well

Interesting things to note:

Because the length of episodes were so different not only between Joel and Bdubs but also between their own episodes, I decided to use percentages

Joel does not (afaik) mention Etho in his episode 2 and 5, so I put those percentages at 100%

Both Bdubs and Joel mention Etho within the first minute in both their episode 7

I know Joel is up to episode 11 now, but this is about the difference between the two, so I'm currently only going to use the episodes both of them have released

[astronomodome]

grian and scar never left the desert ren and martyn never saw the spring and etho ‘ladders’ slab will always be stuck on that stage above the decked out lobby wondering what the deal with bathroom penis is

[wrensog]

mr slab uploaded today god bless the minecraft gods

[boxesblr]

*fighting the 'Etho doesn't care about Bdubs as much as Bdubs cared about him' allegations from the highest tower that I built and stand alone in on the hill I will die on, the people closing in from all sides*

I GET IT. I FEEL THE SAME WAY. I just think that Etho feels Bdubs loyalty is slightly too close to pity especially when he never wavers in it despite Etho not giving him reason to. To trust your friends, to believe in your friends, it can't be absolute fact - you have to hold space in your heart for doubt.

*kicks someone from the ramparts*

It can be both true that Bdubs gives Etho his undying love in a way that doesn't feel returned, and that Etho does return that love in his own way (which happens to be more logical and less self sacrificial). The out of context Siken quote "if you love me...you don't love me in a way I understand", it's both of them! It's someone who keeps hearing "I owe you everything" (Bdubs) AND who thinks that it's not true and is tired of hearing it (Etho).

*pulls a sword from a body and turn to stab someone approaching from behind*

It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. It doesn't mean it feels fair. I ask myself frequently why they both act this way. But how much Bdubs cares about Etho is just as much about who Etho is as it's about who Bdubs is. You can't separate who Etho is from how Bdubs cares about him. And Etho is someone that cares. He does. I said I was gonna die on this hill and I meant it.

*jumps into the crowd of people below, duel-wielding daggers*

[liekadae]

everyone talking about starting to watch Naruto because Kakashi is Etho

but no one wants to talk about starting to watch Etho because Etho is Kakashi 😔

yes its the sole reason i gave his content a shot im so sorry for being a doubter, a hater, and bitchless

[galliumthallium]

I really hope Ethos desk setup is all an elaborate prank. He’s messing with us. Right. Right. Right. Please

[wasitapossum]

Etho being horrible with directions is the funniest thing to me.

This man who’s been praised left and right for all his time on YouTube, who has created new mechanics for the game trillions of people play, who has an entire army of people willing to die for him,

can’t remember the path back to checkout in a convenience store.

[the-daily-male]

Today's daily male is EthosLab from MCYT!

for anonymous!

[time-slink]

(vod watching) feels so unbelievably weird to see etho in a public lobby hes lost.....

[nonbinary-enderman]

listen. i am an avid mumbo enjoyer. i really am. but listen to me. listen.

kakashi "ethoslab" hatake did not carry the entirety of naruto on his back just to lose the sexyman tournament here

do your part. vote etho.

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Which egg would be an Ethogirl?

[buzzfella]

i love that etho is constantly coming back with the milk. favorite absent father like yes feed us hour long videos and leave!!!!

[redplanetlobster]

Etho girls (/gn) because episode 9 of Secret Life comes out tomorrow and Etho has yet to post his episode 8:

[horsemeatluvr23]

Your blog name scares me but it's also reassuring. Scary because it makes me think you want to eat bdubs. Reassuring because we are in the same boat (ethogirls).

i have to keep everyone on their toes !! also i love the implication that bdubs is a horse ...

[aquaquadrant]

absolutely screeching over that last chapter!! Pathos can do a little bit of murder :3 as a treat :3

patho’s murder scene was my fave scene of the chapter :3

[hugz4starz]

guys i'm an egirl

not the ones who put a shit ton of blush on and draw hearts under their eyes

I'm an egirl in a way where I enjoy etho's voice and content

I'm an etho girl.

(my prns are he/him pls respect them 🙏🏻)