People: nandor’s a piece of shit and i hate him
Meanwhile nandor:
Loves animals
Tells guillermo to take care of spider houses
Loves glitter and made guillermo a beautiful glitter portrait that must have taken him hours to make
And in secret!!!
CREEPY PAPER !!!
Sacrificed his life to save guillermo at the vampires council
Didn’t let guillermo be the bait and decided to face the Sire himself
He took full responsibility for the Sire’s escape (it was nadja’s fault. She never told him the truth)
Jumped right after guillermo into the hole in the floor to save him (right after guillermo told him he’s dead to him because nadja and laszlo had kept him in a box for weeks)
Came up with a plan to save guillermo’s life at the night market
Called guillermo ‘always my friend’ and ‘closest companion of 13 years’ and ‘my best…man’
Told guillermo ‘despite my dead cold heart i have grown some affection for you.’ And that vampirism is a curse and I don’t want to burden you with it. (And guillermo told him to turn him before he leaves so that both can be happy. Guillermo told him he’s ok with nandor going away as long as nandor turns him.)
Is so depressed and lonely and sad he almost committed vampire suicide
Is so depressed and lonely and sad that he joined a cult and another vampire took advantage of him sexually and emotionally. He also let them cut his hair and pull out his fangs every night. He starved for a whole month. He waited for guillermo or any of his housemates to come get him for a whole month.
Just wants people to love him but doesn’t know how. He makes mistakes but he just wants to be loved. And to belong.
Has been alive and alone and away from everyone he knew for so long he has forgotten his mother tongue.
He misses his horse so much.
You say he’s shit at hypnosis but he says you can’t hypnotize people to do things they don’t want to do. He cares about consent, in a weird way. (Nadja never asks about others’ consent when she turns them. She also thinks child exploitation is fun)
He tries to solve things through diplomacy
He cares about hygiene
He told nadja there should be more to life than violence and bloodshed. Nadja who always chooses violence and bloodshed screamed at him and mocked him.
He told nadja and laszlo he had missed them. They didn’t give a shit.
He brought his dead wives (or a version of them) to life because he thought they loved him. And he loved them. Neither case was true. He loved guillermo. (Guillermo loved someone else)
The reason why people think nandor’s a piece of shit:
He cloned guillermo’s freddie because he didn’t want to hurt guillermo by actually having a relationship with the real freddie (this coming from someone who sleeps with laszlo who’s in a very dedicated relationship with nadja.)
(He also offered his fake freddie to guillermo to make him happy. He let go of his fake freddie to make guillermo happy. He acknowledged that he might’ve hurt guillermo after all. He didn’t want to hurt guillermo.)
All i’m saying is , there is so much more to nandor than people keep labeling him as. He’s stupid but not just stupid. He’s not a piece of shit. He’s just been a monster for 7 centuries and has been a war criminal before that and is now trying so hard to have human feelings and compassion. He’s not perfect but show me a character on this show who is? And it’s all his imperfections that make him a lovable character.
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I’m just saying he would be happier if he finally got bent over a table and had his back blown out. He deserves it
Link? 100%. If he did not sprint to the Zora domain before Calamity Ganon had fully dissipated to try out a shark cock (or two considering biology) I would be surprised.
But Sidon is the boy you would take home to meet your parents. The ex’s younger brother that grew up surprisingly hot and built. Ganondorf on the other hand would look your parents dead in the face and tell them “they call me daddy too” and Link needs some of that energy as well.
And with all the skirts, crop tops, and canon ‘help me step to I’m stuck’ power I’m just saying that the degenerates are going to be fed well okay.
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The Stranger Things watching continues with Episodes 5 and 6.
Things are really heating up!
You know, I’m just glad someone finally told Joyce, to her face, that they believe her. Almost nobody deserves that more than her. Also her and Hop investigating together is hmmmmmmmm. I think I mentioned in the discord that I legitimately forgot that they were a canon pairing, lol.
More seeds of Jancy. But now featuring Steve Harrington’s broken heart. And face, courtesy of Jonathan. But you know what? He needed that. It’s the start of his character development. I know where that path is headed, and I’m giddy to see him finally walk it. Not that I completely hated bitchy King Steve or anything (only a lil bit), but you get what I’m saying.
Drama in the Party, of course. Normally I would say that it only feels dramatic because they’re like twelve, but you know… this is one case where it’s a little more justified, lol. What with the interdimensional monsters and all. The entire friendship of the Party is very sweet and heartwarming to me.
Also I can’t decide what my favorite line in either episode was:
Hopper telling Joyce, in no uncertain terms, “You were right.” (heartwarming, completely necessary, finally validation for her)
Or
El dealing with the bullies, and Dustin yelling at them as they run “That’s right - she’s our friend and she’s crazy!” (sweet and also lmao)
Two more episodes left. Planning on watching them tomorrow. Probably later at night, but I’ll get to it.
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