#he’s not always a cinnamon roll big baby boo

[grawlix-ness]

My Dingo is kind of a jackass. I say “my Dingo” but really in the show he once tried to drown Raffi, a child, in sewage. He can be your angel or your devil

[gay-robot-boyfriends]

How X feels about Iris? She's dead or someone brought her back to life?

Zero wasn't in real trouble because X loves him too much. Axl obtained the information by questioning Zero while they were on a mission.

Zero is sheepishly waiting for "the talk," which never comes. Only X has the privilege to handle him this way without having his head blown clean off.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #233

lalala song lyrics i’m about to go home so copy/pasting time.

What subject do you seem to struggle with the most? Various forms of mathematics. Have you ever solved a Rubik’s Cube? Noooo. I don't have that dedication. What’s the worst feeling in the world? Specifically? Giving someone everything you have physically and emotionally with full force and finding out you weren't enough. Who do you think is the easiest to talk to? Sara, probably. What is your favorite genre of movie? Horror, probably. What’s the best thing that happened to you today? Being told I don't have strep throat. Do you have a favorite metal band or do you not like metal? Metal is my favorite genre. I claim a lot as "favorites," but the reigning king will always be Ozzy Osbourne. What’s your favorite kind of science? Genetics. What’s your homeroom? We don't have those in college. If you had to move, where would you move to? Well, my only choice would be to move in with my dad, his wife, and her son. I'm not financially independent. Who did you last go to the movies with? Dad. I think. Have you ever read anything written by Shakespeare? I'm not going to include things assigned in schools because everyone had to read like, Beowulf or something similar at some point. I once started to read the full Macbeth (we read a condensed version in school) during a hospital stay, but I didn't finish it. Who’s the cutest person you know? Have you fuckin SEEN Sara when she's excited because- How about the funniest? Girt's funny as fuck. What is your current desktop picture? An adorable meerkat pup looking at the camera al;sdjfal;kjwerads If you could be reincarnated into anything you wanted, what would it be? I don't know if I'd even want that, but let's just say I was. Maybe... I was gonna say a lioness, because they're high on the food chain, beautiful, and social animals, but yeah I'd prefer to not be poached. Perhaps a house cat. What talent would you like to have? I wish I could draw hyperrealistically. What New Year’s resolutions did you make? I don't make those. What are three songs that mean the most to you? "Pretty Woman" by Van Halen, "The Only Exception" by Paramore, and probably "It's Alright" by Mother Mother. What do you think of your parents? I love them. What is one thing you would do to make the world better? I wish with a snap of my fingers I could just make all litter disappear or something like that. If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do? ... Wow. I actually thought about it, and the first thing my mind drifted to was "go to Jason's just to see he's okay," and I don't like that. We pass his house every day to go to school and come back, and I think it's only natural that I get curious, particularly when his car is there, but I don't want to care. How much cash do you have on you right now? Just a few dollars from Mom to get something from the snack or drink machine from school if I need to. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do in your life? Move on. Let go of people. Forgive. How do you measure intelligence? I dunno, how do you? Define the *type* of intelligence. What cartoons do you watch? None actively. Have you ever used drugs? Not illicit ones. Are you into tattoos? *blinks* Do you like photography? I fucking read this as "pornography" first aslkjweoaider. But yeah, I love love love photography. What’s the biggest celebrity you’ve ever seen in real life? The only celebrity I think I've ever seen is Alice Cooper, and it was at a concert. What person in history do you admire most? I don't know enough about any historical figure to really answer this with passion. What is the most daring thing that you have done in public? I don't know considering I'm not that daring. Probably a kiss momentarily going too far or something. Are you afraid of anything that most people are not afraid of? Whale sharks lmao. But pregnancy is the biggie. Well, maybe most are to a mild degree at least, idk. Have you ever watched someone struggle with addiction? Yeah. Who do you look up to for your style? I don't look up to a certain person. If you were to invent something, what would it be? I don't know off the top of my head and I don't feel like sitting here- OH NO WAIT! Remember that one year deviantART's April Fools prank was that it produced some sort of technology where you could visualize a drawing, and by scanning your finger or some weird shit while you envisioned it, it could produce it on the screen? Yeah, something like that. I'd pay big bucks for something that could put my ideas on paper. Who would you like to get to know better? One of my RP partners that I've known since childhood. She's just extremely private online. What’s your favorite thing to order at a Chinese food restaurant? Pork fried rice is my jam. In your opinion, what is the greatest challenge the world faces today? Greed, probably. What have you achieved that you once thought was impossible? Getting over Jason. What have you tried to quit, but weren’t able to? Meat. Not for lack of motivation, but health needs. What was the last rumor that you heard? I don't know. What country star would you most like to meet and why? I'm not interested in meeting any. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yeah. What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done? Overdose. What is the meaning of life? I don't pretend to know anymore. I think everyone gives their life its own meaning based on values, goals, beliefs, etc. Do you prefer cupcakes or muffins? That's hard, man. Depends on the kind, I guess. What is the funniest movie you’ve seen in your whole entire lifetime? White Chicks never fails to get me. What’s the worst nightmare you’ve ever had? My dad about to molest me. What’s your favorite amusement park ride? Merry-go-rounds lmao. Who are your musical influences? This seems like a question for an aspiring musician, which I'm not. What’s the best pick-up line that’s ever been tried on you? I don't know if anyone's ever tried one on me. How many drinks can you handle? I wouldn't really know as I've never reached the point of being drunk, but seemingly quite a few. Weak ones, anyway. If it has a high alcohol concentration, I'm not drinking that shit. What was the longest phone conversation you’ve ever had? Idk, most of the afternoon or evening. I think one occasion with an old best friend went past five hours. Do you know where you want to go to college? I'm happy at my current college. They care a lot about their students. Are you satisfied with the picture on your ID card? Permit, fuck no. School ID, it's alright. What fruit did you last eat? An apple. Aside from yourself, who was the last person to see you naked? My mom. How many classes are you taking? Four, currently. Jumping up to six next semester... though not really by choice. My adviser wants me to have like a safety net by having two classes I CAN drop if I need to, but she's realistic in pointing out that the school path I visualize doable for me will be a VERY slow one and ultimately cost so, so much more money, so she wants to nudge me along as best she can while keeping my limitations in mind. I'm definitely going to try the best I can to do this in four years, but yeah... unlikely. But that's okay to me, so long I get there in not TOO long of a time. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet? I don't think so... but I do recall when my older sister was tiny she flushed a little toy truck down the toilet. We had to get a plumber to save it lmao. I think my mom has kept the truck. Are you someone’s best friend? One of hers. Do you have any goldfishes? No. Have you ever had a pet that you disliked? I absolutely hate my sister's dog that for whatever fucking reason lives with Mom and me. Why we keep a dog that does nothing but annoy us and piss us off is a subject of more than frequent arguing. When was the last time you saw hail? I don't know, a long time ago. What color eyes do you prefer: Green or Brown? Green. Have you ever given a nickname to your pet(s)? Oh yeah. Of my living ones, I call Venus "Miss Venus" and "pretty girl" a whole lot, while Teddy has a whole lot, but mostly "booga," "bub(by)," "boogie," and "Teddy-boo." I just call Roman "butt" a lot, lmao. I don't really have a common one for Mitsu, but I sometimes use "baby girl," I think. Ever been on a boat before? Like, fishing boats. Which is better: Skiing or Snowboarding? I wouldn't know, never tried either. Can you change the oil on a car? I have no clue how. Ever ran out of gas? Not while I myself was driving. I don't even know if I've ever been in the car while that's happened. Favorite kind of sandwich? Most of the time just an 'ole pb&j. Best thing to eat for breakfast? mmmmmmm cinnamon rolls are the GOOD SHIT. Are you horny? Nah. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope. Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Lincoln logs or GET OUT. Are you stubborn? Yeah, most of the time. Are you afraid of heights? YEAH. Ever used a gun? Nooooo and I don't want to. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Idk if the guy who did my school ID card was an actual photographer? I dunno? Ever eat a pierogi? I hate those goddamn pockets of disgust. Favorite type of fruit pie? I dun like pie. I used to be okay with apple, though. Do you believe in ghosts? 110%. Ever have a deja-vu feeling? Yes because our world is just a simulation and it's a glitch- (I'm only semi-kidding btw idk I kinda believe it) Why do you think others get deja-vu? Because our world is just a simulation and it's a glitch- Take a vitamin daily? No. I need to, though. Wear a bath robe? No, I get dressed right after the shower. What do you wear to bed? Pajama pants and a tank top. First concert? Alice Cooper. Outside. During a thunderstorm. Shit was badass. Peanuts or sunflower seeds? Both are ew. I can handle a little bit of peanut better, though. Ever take dance lessons? I grew up taking a lot through middle school and some of high school. I tooook... clogging (I was embarrassingly good at that omg), jazz, modern (my fave), lyrical very briefly 'cuz I am NOT graceful, and hip hop. I always hated the music, but the dancing itself is fun. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? No. They can do whatever they aspire to. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yeah. Own any record albums? Not anymore, Mom sold them. I wish I had them now, ahhhh. I love 'em. Own a record player? No. Who would you like to see in concert? I am seeing Ozzy next year or I will fucking riot, Metallica, and Rammstein. Many others would be cool, but those are the biggies. I'd love to see Manson and Otep, but their shows are... yeah. They do gross and/or really disrespectful shit. Hot tea or cold tea? THERE ARE SO MANY TEA OR COFFEE QUESTIONS IN SURVEYS but they tend to be different so I just keep them in alsdjf;awe. The usual: I hate tea. Can you swim well? I guess I swim fine? DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ. I want a variety of music. Ever won a contest? A few, don't feel like trying to remember 'em. Ever have plastic surgery? No. Which are better black or green olives? Olives are fucking gross. Best room for a fireplace? Living room. Who was your high school crush? My first was either Sebastian or Kyle. Or Girt. Then Juan, though that crush was questionable if it was serious or not. He really flattered me a lot, but I've told the story before plenty. Idk if the emotion was romantically reciprocated, though honestly I think it was mostly because of his reputation? I only knew him as extremely sweet. BUT ANYWAY, after that, do I even need to say "Jason?" When he came along, whether or not I really liked Juan was totally forgotten. What do you believe happens to us after death? Hell if I know. Have you ever cheated on someone? No. Does the thought of growing old frighten you? More like the thought of my body deteriorating does. Have you ever hurt someone for your own entertainment? um the fuck. I've done it out of heartbreak and pain, but never for my entertainment. What is your favorite song of all time? Of all time, probably "False Flags" by Massive Attack. Has anyone you’ve known died on a holiday? Possibly, idk. If you could write a book, what would it be about? Sometimes I wish I could make a series out of the meerkat RP I engage in, but I don't have the motivation or dedication for that. And I wouldn't be comfortable revising our "tribute" characters for the sake of legality and just respect in general. What are some lyrics that speak to your soul? "For such a little thing, you sure are in your own way" from a Mother Mother song. I'm not exactly small for a human ha ha, but in the scope of the universe perspective, we're all less than microscopic. Have you ever been in love with more than one person at the same time? Not in love, not. Attracted to, yeah. What is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to you? I remember, though it's a tad blurry, the occasion I was having a serious "grieving session" for Jason at Colleen's house, and her sister was there alone with me. She was talking me through it and grabbed my shoulders at one point, looked me dead in the eye, and told me so firmly yet gently how beautiful a person I was and that I deserved the world and more. I won't forget that, like ever. Do you have any taboo fetishes or preferences? No. What is the thing you are most ashamed of? I've talked about this enough. Well, that or just being a general "this is all your goddamn fault and I am the only victim here" cunt to Jason following the breakup. Actually, yeah, I'm probably more ashamed of that. What is the emotion you seem to feel most strongly? Hm. Embarrassment? Heartbreak? Love? Idk. Do you think of yourself as a unique person? Yeah, honestly. I mean not incredibly, but unique, yeah. What is a movie from childhood that you loved? I've talked about TLK and Finding Nemo and that kinda stuff a lot, so here's a STUPIDLY underrated one: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron. That movie is fuckin beautiful wtf. Are you afraid of death? Aren't we all at least to a small degree? What are your top three biggest fears, actually? Losing my mom, being raped, and all those I love just abandoning me. Do you have an accent of any kind? You can detect a Southern one sometimes. What do you want to be remembered for? Sending a message of love, especially to animals. Are you currently sad about anything? I am literally permanently sad about my weight, though it's not like, an *active* sadness at this very moment? Have you ever changed your spiritual beliefs? Three times now. Catholic to Christian to theist. What is your favorite alcoholic drink? MARGARITAS gotDAMN Do you ever talk to yourself? Sure. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep in your adult life? Oh yeah. What do you think is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone? "Thanks for sending me to the ER again." Fucking bitch. Do you have a favorite book? If so, how many times have you read it? Johnny Got His Gun and The Outsiders. Only read both once. I almost never read a book more than that. Have you ever wished you were from another country? Half the time, especially as an adult, I wish I lived in Canada. What are you thinking about currently? My throat is absolutely killing me and I'm ready to leave school. What is a subject that makes you uncomfortable to speak about? I'm more uncomfortable talking about sex than I used to think. Do you have anything you are extremely particular about? When I'm in the passenger seat controlling the music? Oh my god, Mom, DON'T turn the volume down manually. I can do that on my iPod myself, but can only turn it back UP but so loud as it gets lower by the car itself. She knows I turn it down when we're talking, she is, or we slow down, but she does it anyway sometimes and I get unreasonably annoyed by it. Have you ever seen the ocean? Only the Atlantic. What is your most fond memory of your current S.O, if applicable? THE FIRST KISS Y'ALL it was fuckin CHEESY but I LOVE IT Do you find yourself confused often? Oh hell yeah. What was the best time of your life? It's so funny to me how I can answer "2017," the very same year I OD'd. That's rapid growth, my friend. Have you ever been on a cruise? No. Do you miss any of your exes? I only miss the memories of him. Are you religious? I mean I believe in some ultimate creator, but I don't really like calling myself "religious" anymore. I don't worship it, I don't pray to it. I'm thankful to exist, but that's. It, I guess. ANY entity I would respect wouldn't demand me to kiss its feet. Do you think you are attractive? HELL NO. How many people have you slept with? Do you mean like, as in having sex? One. Slightly fooled around with, two, including the previously-mentioned guy. Do you consider yourself a catch? Besides my looks, I do think I'm a good girlfriend. What kind of sauce do you eat your chicken nuggets with? Honey mustard, actual mustard... that kinda stuff. What do you think you could do to improve your life? Get a goddamn job, I'm just really not capable right now. What song is playing right now? "Hag" by Otep. What is your LJ name? I don't have a LiveJournal. I don't even want to EXIST on the same site with a particular fat-headed, bigoted fuck of a bitch. Holy shit I've nearly made an account multiple times JUST to talk that cunt back to Earth. What was the most recent movie you watched? UHHHHHHHH I don't remember actually. How many times have you got stitches? UHHHH twice or thrice? What are your pets’ species and names? I'm excluding the dog I hate because he's not even "mine." Teddy is a beagle/cocker spaniel/probably something else mix. Roman is a cat mix; he seems to have Siamese or something similar in 'im. Mitsu is a fancy rat. Venus is a champagne ball python. What is your most recent musical crush? Mark is a fucking singer, DON'T EVEN @ ME ABOUT IT. Which is better; immense heat or extreme coldness? God, the latter. I literally can't handle like anything above 70 for even like 10 minutes. It's not just that I find heat uncomfortable, but I sweat to a disgusting degree and get extremely weak, dizzy, and sometimes nauseous. Do you have a disease? Just mental ones. I have at least one physical disorder, but not a disease. Do you like gore? BITCH yes. Especially in art. It's the smell irl I can't really handle, as well as seeing like, human gore, but also exclusively in the real world. It feels too personal and close to home, y'know? Do you stutter? YEP. Name a cool person you have lost touch with? Megan, particularly. Who was the friendliest person you have met on the internet? MAN, I don't know if I could pick!! Maybe uhhhh... Megan again? She was nice to like... everyone. Or Connie for the same reason, and she's also chill as hell. I really don't know, I've met a load of great people. Name a song that is overplayed. I don't listen to the radio, so. What websites do you visit frequently? Kalahari Manor, deviantART, YouTube, Facebook, the Silent Hill wiki to make sure it's not exploding from mental cases again to not make it to fucking video game and horror sites/blogs again, and especially lately, Tumblr. There's more, but those are the regularly frequent ones. Does counting sheep help you fall asleep? Never tried. What is the biggest mystery? Where the universe came from and why.

[kachuwritings]

Seventeen as dads

This is going to be my 200 follower special requested by a lovely anon, thank you!~

I made it with bullet points, I hope you’ll enjoy!^-^

S.Coups:

The born dad, I tell you

Searching for the perfect dad?

Here he his

Choi Seungcheol aka daddy af ;)

Is already a dad of 11, so he's experienced

He'll always know what to do, like in every situation

Has a solution for literally everything

Will care so much about your kids

He always has everything ready that your son or daughter might need when going out

Literally so protective over you and the kids

Like a momma lion, if someone steps too close to you he'll attacc

But so fluffy~ towards you and the lil ones

He loves you and the kids to no end

Will teach your son to be manly and strong

Like him

Cuz he's manly and strong (but also so fluffy and he knows he can't hide it)

Is such a happy dad overall

Jeonghan:

Prettiest dad ever

Like have you seen him???

Your kids are gonna be pretty af

Them genes gurl

He'll definitely teach them being smug

But also lazy

And you're like: “Hannie noooo! Be a better role model"

But he'll just keep lying down and munching chips with the kids

They'll love him so much for this

But honestly, he'll be a great dad

Will always take care of the kids

Will teach them useful things

Like cheating their way to success *cough*

But seriously tho!! He'll be such a good dad and he'll love it

Always ready to braid or comb his daughter’s hair

Adores her hair and thinks back to the time when his hair was long

You and him will have the prettiest kids with the most beautiful hair

Joshua:

Dorkiest dad ever

Always gentle and nice tho

But can be low-key a lil bitch

Your kids will love him

Always sings them to sleep with his sweet voice while playing guitar

And you're sitting next to him, adoring him and asking yourself how you've become so lucky

Such a good dad

Like for real

He's like one of these role model dads

Going on bike rides with the kids

And teaching them how to swim

Playing games

Just being a dad

It's like his new fav thing to do

And you're glad he's around so much even tho he has such a busy schedule

Will force your kids to go to church with him (ok this is joke chill guys)

You couldn't wish for a better dad

Like Really.

Jun:

The duality of this dude will even confuse his children

One time he'll be a shy lil muffin dad

And another one he'll be an overconfident daddy-o

Don’t get fooled by this one

He'll always keep it interesting

Your kids will never be bored with him

Is a talented beb and will probably teach your kids everything they want to

He can act so he’ll probably teach your children how to act

They’ll be asking him to do improvisations and watch him act out different roles

It’s so entertaining and you realize once again how amazing your man Wen Junhui is

Like….so so soooo amazing

Is SOFT

Like so soft for you and the kids

Also low-key emotional

Don't let him cry in front of the kids or they'll get worried lmao

But you'll be such a happy family

He'll teach you and the kids everything about Chinese culture

And of course your kids will grow up being able to speak mandarin

Even if you don't stan Wen Junhui, believe me you'd want kids with him

Hoshi:

FunNieSt DaD eVer

Like Hoshi is such a cinnamon roll

He'll adore your kids to no end

Always makes them laugh and is able to cheer them up when they're sad

Probably teaches them how to dance

Like gurl, you're married to a choreographer or course your children are going to love dancing with their dad

BeCauSE

Look at this good-looking, talented, lil bun

Such a proud dad

Your children are equally as proud of him

BuTttt

Hoshi is a cinnamon roll...most of the time

There's these rare occasions when he'll get angry because he's overworked and stressed and loses his temper

Can be reallll scary when angry

Your children will be low-key shocked about his sudden change of demeanor

But he'll notice and be like: Omg I cAnT posSibLy scAre mY oWn cHildRen

And he'll immediately calm down and comfort your kids

He's a loving dad and would feel really guilty to have scared them momentarily

Wonwoo:

Ayyyyy I see him as such a cute and nerdy dad

Like, always wears his glasses and looking fluffy af

You and the kids gotta deal with his occasional dad jokes

Thinks is funny, but really isn't

He even isn't funny to a point where it becomes funny again

Buys cute lil glasses for your children to match him

You get one too, believe me

You'll be the perfect nerd family

He'll always sit with the children in the evening and reads them stories from books to fall asleep to

Since Wonwoo loves books, your children will come to love them as well

Already at a young age

Probably eager to teach your children how to read before they even enter school

I see him as this typical, cute, fluffy, nerdy dad

+SOFT AF

Woozi:

Oh oh, don't get me started with this one

Your children are going to LOVE music

He’ll teach them how to play instruments

he'll play the sweetest of melodies on the piano

Will also sing to your children when they can't fall asleep

He might look cold and unemotional

Or kinda hard on the outside

But the love he holds inside his heart for you and the kids is infinite

He might not show his affection a lot

And also is kind of a workaholic kinda dad

Because he loves his job and music and he's so dedicated

But

If he does show his affection and become clingy and cuddly

You'll feel how much your family means to him

Probably writes a song about you and the kids

You guys are his inspiration and motivation

You help him keep going

In total

Just a cute lil dad who wants to love and be loved

Also kinda manly at times tho

But overall a really caring dad

DK:

Damn...he's such a loud dad

Like sooooo loud

Probably screams louder than all your children combined

Will always play with them

They probably gonna have a screaming contest

Y'all be playing some game and he'll randomly start screaming and entertaining y’all

He's such a fun dad seriously

Always knows what your children want

And always ready to spoil them

Is also soFT

And emotional

Is sensitive and gets hurt easily

Will then sulk and pout at your kids (in a joking manner) until they feel guilty and shower him with hugs

ALWAYS TAKES YOUR KIDS ON PIGGY-BACK RIDES 1.0

And he's definitely also one of these dads who'll sing your children to sleep

Maybe you'll even join him and you'll sing together

But you also just want to listen to his beautiful voice

Is probably the most excited dad ever

Mingyu:

This tall bean lmao

Such a clumsy dad I tell you

He's a literal puppy

He's also such a big baby and he always seems to trip over his own feet

Your children will probably laugh at him tbh

But he won't be mad since he's happy he can entertain them

Even if he makes a fool out of himself

ALWAYS TAKES YOUR KIDS ON PIGGY-BACK RIDES 2.0

Like they'll love to have such a great view over the world from such a high spot

Cuz Mingyu is as tall ad a mountain

Yup

He's a fluffy bean and will make sure his children are always happy

He loves cooking for y'all

He'll cook so many delicious foods

Your children get excited and want to help him

So he'll teach them how to cook

It's such a sweet sight seeing your man cooking with your children in the kitchen

He's the kind of Disney prince dad

Like the perfect and most handsome dad ever

You couldn't wish for anything better

Minghao:

A smug dad tbh

He's a savage but also a lil bean

Such an innocent dad help

He's emotional and so caring

He'll give you and your children the whole freaking world

Always makes sure you’re all happy

Hates to see any of you unhappy

But sometimes...sometimes...

When thughao gets through to him

Your kids will be like what??just??happened???with???dad???

He'll have the most savage things to say and y'all are just lmao u for real?

Probably teaches your kids to be swaggy and savage

Also wants to teach them how to b-boy

The other half of chinaline, so your kids will grow up to know how to speak mandarin as well

Also loves to read to them like Wonwoo

Discusses books with you and the children like in a small book club

Also goes to art museums with y'all and teach you about art

You'll all draw and paint together

Your children will love to throw paint at the canvas, lemme tell you

IT'LL CREATE A MESS

But it's a happy mess, so it's okay

Coolest dad ever!!!

Fite me on this one

Seungkwan:

OVERDRAMATIC DAD OH LORD

If one of your children trips and scratches his knee

He'll act as if they're about to die

Rushes towards them and makes sure they're okay

“OMG MY BABY IS HURT"

he's so caring istg

Even if he's overreacting and overdramatic

It only shows how much he cares for all of you

Loves you and the kids to no end

Sweetest father ever

(Whenever he's not in diva!boo mode)

Also has a beautiful voice

Of course I won't forget about this

I've mentioned it a lot

BuTtttt

Will also sing your children to sleep

Will always sing

Like 24/7

Will sing when preparing breakfast for y'all

Will sing in the shower

Will sing when picking your children up from kindergarden

Will probably even sing while taking a nap istg this boi

But you and the kids love his voice

(Even if it's sometimes a lil much)

But they'll definitely want to sing along with him so he'll teach them how to sing the songs they like

So proud of you and the kids

Vernon:

Oh no this dork

He's soooooft

But also chill and relaxed

Your life will be so comfortable with him

Your kids will really take after him

Y'all are going to have lazy family movie evenings

But

Like I said

He's a dork

Probably tries to sell his mixtape to your children

And they'll be like

Dadd????

What is this???

We don't have any money???

He'll make them listen to the mixtape along with you

And they're so surprised like

Omg I didn't know my dad was so cool

He can rap??? My dad can rap???

Your kids will be so amazed

Want him to teach them how to rap

Probably writes funny little rhymes about your family life or other stuff that he'll rap to your kids

They'll have so much fun

He even tries to teach them how to write lyrics

But they'll just stare at him with big eyes

Like

Dad...how do you even write? What is the alphabet?

And you'll just look at them and giggle to yourself

Your life will be all around great with Vernon and the kids

You have such a chill family life

Y'all harmonize so well with each other

Chillest dad ever

Like your kids will never get in trouble because he's so chill

But still cares about teaching your children proper manners

Dino:

Aaaaah the baby himself has babies what

Ok i'm sorry

Chan is an adult now

He's a hard-working one

Very passionate

Very thoughtful dad

He'll know how to treat you and the children right

Your children look up to him tbh

Entertains you all with Michael Jackson impersonations

DaNcE GoD

Will probably teach your children how to dance like Hoshi

But they'll also be so eager about it

Every time they see him dance they're like

OMG DAD!!! TEACH US!!

DAD I WANNA KNOW HOW TI DANCE

And he'll be so proud

Will definitely teach them

It's gonna be so much fun and you're watching them trying to get the moves right and copying his movements

He's an active and motivated dad

Y'all are probably be the next new dancing family in town

[maxxblade83]

"LOVELY"

As the 808 thumped from the studio speakers,I bobbed my head in unison,while making that"oooouuuuu that's nasty" face. My boy yung ski(real name Sean )was talented,he's had a ear for music since we were little [and now he was the hottest and most sought after producer in the game.He has plaques on top of plaques and hits on hits!].This was one of the rare occasions that I got to see him work his magic.We've been best friends for over 20 yrs and been inseparable since elementary,but after my junior year in college I decided to go to the NFL ( I got drafted as a DB by the Pittsburgh Steelers,voted as one of the top 3 defensive players in the league 👏🏿).So when I got on I made sure I introduced him to the right people in the industry and he took off! "Ski that's a nasty beat bruh!" I said like a proud big brother,ski just simply nodded in agreement. "Yeah who you trying to get on that beat?" Snoop asked (my young cousin who was now my personal assistant)." I don't know yet "Ski replied. " Maybe Future,Meek or Gucci I don't know sky the limit I guess" he said with a light chuckle. "Bruh all this music got me hype, let's go out,shoot I'm on summer break I'm trying to turn up" I said scanning the room to see who was down. "Ight where you trying to go? We in Miami baby we got options" Ski said with a big smile .

"LIV?" Snoop asked,"Nah" I replied "We always go there let's do something different" ."King Of Diamonds?" Snoop said trying to give even more options."We going to make it rain?" Ski said while making the pretend motion of throwing money in the sky."$h!t I wouldn't mind seeing some 🍑 shaking" I said laughing and dapping them both up."Yo I got a even better idea my man Q from the Denver Nuggets told me about this low key spot that be popping called the White House. Matter of fact he gave me the address" Ski said as he started searching thru his bookbag for whatever Q gave him the information on. After a few seconds of ruffling thru his bag "Got it" Ski said as he pulled out a plain white business card. Then he handed it to me, and all it had on it was a address and the word "RED" on the back of it🤨. "He said its different" Ski said as he shrugged his shoulders. Me and Snoop looked at one other like what is that suppose to mean?" "He said it's super low key,you can smoke,drink, or "WHATEVER " your vice maybe😐.He said it's high class,like professional players, musicians,and just different types of celebrities throwing and spending paper. NO phones NO cameras!"😏.Me and Snoop looked at one other at the same time and said in unison "Say less!"

As we got out of the Lyft,THERE IT WAS the most beautiful multi million dollar mansion it was straight 🔥 (it gave off this futuristic vibe and just dope)."D@MN!" we all said in unison..Ski pulled out the card again and looked at it "This it" he said as we all looked around at our surroundings..we were WAY WAY off the beaten path like we were in the CUT! Whoever owned this pretty much had a island!So as we started walking to the front door, 2 BIG BLACK bodyguards stopped us(I'm talking 6'6 /6'7 300 SOLID! Now im 6'2 215 rippled and they made me look like a little child..😳)."Can we help you fellas?!" One guard said with a deep Barry white voice & in a intimidating stance.I cleared my throat "We're here for the activites that's going on"🤦🏾‍♂️after it came out I felt like the police!(but you could clearly here music blasting I mean come on)."We dont know what your talking about " the other guard replied. We're looking at each other in confusion,"Nigga this is the address" ski said with confidence as he looked down at the business card. Thats when I took the card and scanned it like I was going to read something different.Then I flipped the card and read the word "RED" out loud and the guards WHOLE demeanor changed they literally parted and told us "To have fun" 😳🤨.So walked past them in straight confusion."Oh and Deshawn good season bruh"😐🤨(this nigga!!knew the whole time...😤). As we walked thru the massive front door there were 2 more gaint bodyguards standing on opposite sides of the door frame like statues,they checked us to see if we were hiding anything but we were clean,so we walked farther in house.And there we were greeted by this Gorgeous Dominican chick with soft crickly black hair with a body like "ThAnk yOu BaBY JEsUs!!!" (She had on a see thru lime green lingerie piece the showed EVERYTHING nicely with some lick me stiletto high heels,OMG..).All 3 of us were trying to pick up our mouths off the floor."Welcome Gentlemen to the white house. First time?" She said with her sexy accent. We all just nodded hypnotized with drool coming from ours mouths!!"Ok follow me" she said with a motion of her finger as we walked farther in the house there were BEAUTIFUL WOMEN EVERYWHERE! 👀see thru lingerie, topless,all that!!Our necks where snapping!Cinnamon,chocolate,caramel,redbones, just a sexy candyland.She walked us to the bar "Our drinks are here" pointing behind her, "And we have a selection of different weeds and edibles in the back and if you like (she rubbed her nose) CANDY just let us know and we can help you with that too" she said with a devilish smile."My name is Coco let me know if you need anything ...and I mean anything"she said staring Ski down with pure lust in her eyes. She slow strolled passed us but not before gently stroking Ski arm. That @$$ as she walked away ...OMG *heartattack*.We got a bottle of Hennessy and rolled our weed up and relaxed. We walked into this HUGE open space with a mini stage and stripper pole in the middle of it. Goldlink "Got Friends" blasted from the speakers,while alcohol,cigar and weed smoke covered the air.Q wasn't lying when he said different people would be here,I saw a few basketball players,a few baseball and football players,shoot TV stars were throwing money.We joined in and did the same...It was LiT!!

The Hen and weed had me in the zone! NOt wasted but "Just right"..Kodak Black "Skrt" came on and the dj was hyping the 100 or so people (but few more people where scratted thru the house I mean it was a mansion)",the dancing and twerking on the stage was 👀🍑ridiculous! Niggas were getting lapdances and booed up with some of the girls.But I was chilling I was throwing money and I got a few lapdances but nothing stuck and I keep them rotating. Snoop had a nice red bone on him and of course Ski had Coco grinding in his lap👏🏿.

That's when the DJ said "Get that money ready!!Coming to the stage is Honey!" Something was different about her!!!You know you that B!tch when other girls stop to watch you dance.Then the beat dropped..Jeremih "Raindrops" came on and that's when she come on stage a Chocolate Goddess with long dreads built like art!She had on a see thru black 2 piece.Built was a stallion!! Cinnamon brown eyes,long legs 😍😍just just beautiful!! And she started to work that pole like it was nobody's business.The way her body flexed 👀🙏🏾.I just stared in amazement even tho the room was lightly dimmed I saw everything just fine.I took a final pull from my blunt and put it out.I blew the weed smoke and combed back my dreads with my hand to get a better view. But halfway thru the song the dj started scratching and slowly started blending a new song in ..Brent Faiya "Lovely" ...if you told me this girl was possessed by the song I would believe! She closed her eyes and started feeling on herself like nobody was there.I watched hypnotized and stuck. The way she did a split spreading those sexy legs apart OMG. Just bouncing those tattoo butt cheeks in a black thong😍(backing it up to the crowd behind her.She had us all captured,we were all captured in HER world.Then she got up and went over to one of the strippers or "entertainers "and a guy she was dancing on.She got behind her and started grinding on her, kissing her neck and just caressing her waist in front of the guy(he was loving it).She took the girl's hand and made it slide up and down over his pants..3 seconds later she had them tongue kissing in front of everyone 👀.And for some reason we caught eyes and she locked in like she didn't see ANYONE ELSE. She slow strolled towards me (we were sitting at a table ).She got on top of the table and stood in front me ( like a dominatrix ready to worshipped).She kneeled down and put me in a trance as I stared in her eyes. She grabbed the Hennessy bottle and stood back up. She lifted her pretty manicured foot to my mouth then proceeded to pour the Hennessy down her legs.She teased and playfully forced her Hennessy soared toes into my mouth and I sucked on them in delight.(I felt eyes but I didn't care).She lifted her leg up and started to lick some of the Hen off of her delicious sweet skin,then she took a sip and kneeled back down in front me.She leaned in like she was about to kiss me but stopped so close that I could feel her breath.Then she started running her fingers thru my hair then I felt a light tug making my head go back,and with her other hand she opened my mouth with her fingers. Then she let the Hennessy drip into my mouth (I couldn't see them but I know Ski and Snoop eyes were like 👀).And whenever escaped and dripped down my chin,she licked it back up with her long moist tongue 😱👀!!Shortie was wildin and I was too but I was loving every minute, every note ,every key played everything!When I opened my eyes all I saw was money getting tossed everywhere,like a money rain storm!!...at that moment

I think I fell in love with a stripper..

[draconicroyalty]

A Squad Isn’t a Squad Without a ChatRoom

My excuse for this is that I love chat room fanfics. Also, huge crossover and massive oc x canon.-

Fandoms: DMC, Bayonetta, Inuyasha

Genre: Crack, with a side of romance

Chapter One - Furries, Monster Fuckers and Dinner

                                     [BALDER created Group Chat]

[BALDER changed the name Group Chat to Fucking Insomnia]

[BALDER added SPARDA]

[BALDER added TOUGA]

[Balder added DANIYAL]

DANIYAL: who tf is creating group chats at 4am BALDER: me, dipshit, i can't sleep DANIYAL: well boo hoo, suck it up and bang your head against somethin BALDER: why are u so cranky DANIYAL: it's 4am and my first class tomorrow is maths do you really wanna ask me why tf i'm mad BALDER: fair enough BALDER: is sparda awake DANIYAL: nah DANIYAL: has been snoring for a good 5 hours BALDER: wait, he snores?? DANIYAL: ya BALDER: omg DANIYAL: what about dog boy BALDER: playing dating simulators DANIYAL: you're kidding BALDER: i wish i was DANIYAL: YO DOG BOY WTF TOUGA: TF U WANT DANIYAL: STOP TRYING TO GET INTO A BISHIE'S PANTS U WEEB, GO TO SLEEP FFS TOUGA: why are u awake BALDER: yeah nice question DANIYAL: um DANIYAL: studying? TOUGA: bullshit BALDER: bet you're playing lol again and mad cuz of the trolls DANIYAL: IT'S 4AM, TROLLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE, WHY DO I ONLY GET YASUOS IN MY TEAM BALDER: there there, baby, there there SPARDA: Dafuck is all this noise DANIYAL: u r awake??? SPARDA: yah, someone mutters what they type a bit too loud DANIYAL: srry bae SPARDA: np bby TOUGA: stop DANIYAL: why BALDER: you're reminding him he's single DANIYAL: that's cuz he's a furry SPARDA: LOOOOOL DANIYAL: before anyone asks spar actually laughed while typing that TOUGA: ASHFKDSKGHKSJAHL BALDER: touga, words. not keysmashes. TOUGA: IMF NSOT A FURRTY DANIYAL: what??? SPARDA: i think the poor furry is trying to type he ain't a furry

[DANIYAL changed the name Fucking Insomnia to FURRY CONFIRMED]

BALDER: lol BALDER: dan u r aware that he will try to kill you tomorrow DANIYAL: np i got a spray bottle TOUGA: KLHAFDSHGKGH FUCK U DANIYAL: MY PARTNERS DO THAT BALDER: sometimes i forget our boy's poly DANIYAL: i love all my boyfriends, girlfriends and significant others equally and if anyone hurts them i'll pull their guts out and eat them TOUGA: ew BALDER: scary SPARDA: i say him throwing a guy that was harassing one of his classmates into the trash once DANIYAL: i was practicing slam dunks and he looked like a basketball TOUGA: how does a guy look like a basketball DANIYAl: he was wearing orange and black BALDER: fair enough SPARDA: like this is fun but SPARDA: it's 4:22 am SPARDA: we should sleep TOUGA: alright mom BALDER: goodnight mom SPARDA: mom?? pretty sure i didn't conceive such ugly children DANIYAl: OH SNAP BALDER: SPARDA WE'RE LITERALLY TWINS?? SPARDA: LOOK AT ME, I'M THE PRETTY ONE BALDER: BEAUTY MARKS DON'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE U THE PRETTY ONE TOUGA: aaaand there they go DANIYAL: babe stop angrily typing SPARDA: he started BALDER: NO I DIDNT??? DANIYAL: i know babe i know BALDER: HE LITERALLY STARTED THIS??? TOUGA: give up bal it's better BALDER: jsfslghjhg im going to bed TOUGA: nighty night BALDER: stop playing dream daddy and go to sleep too TOUGA: make me DANIYAL: WAIT U PLAY DREAM DADDY??? TOUGA: YA DANIYAL: favorite dad? TOUGA: brian DANIYAL: ....your fave's the bear. u furry. TOUGA: shUT UP TOUGA: who's your fave?? DANIYAL: matt TOUGA: why am i not surprised DANIYAL: he's a cINNAMON ROLL AND I WILL PROTECT HIM WITH MY LIFE SPARDA: babe log off lol DANIYAL: but babe...the IP.... SPARDA: tomorrow, babe, tomorrow DANIYAL: fine...night, u furry TOUGA: aadlkfjsghAHJSGHSKJ NOT A FURRY BALDER: furry [BALDER is OFFLINE]

[SPARDA is OFFLINE]

[DANIYAL is OFFLINE]

TOUGA: fuck y'all [TOUGA is OFFLINE]

[DANIYAL is ONLINE]

[DANIYAL added EVA]

[DANIYAL added AMASIS]

[DANIYAL added MAALIK]

[DANIYAL added JUURAH]

[DANIYAL added NATHANIEL]

[DANIYAL added LUKAH]

EVA: baby! DANIYAL: babe! AMASIS: what tf is this DANIYAL: balder couldn't sleep and created a group chat DANIYAL: so since i liked the idea and was super supportive when he created it i thought about adding more people AMASIS: oh JUURAH: LMAO IS THE NAME OF THE GROUP CHAT ABOUT TOUGA DANIYAL: scroll up bro JUURAH: omg that furry MAALIK: why tf were you all awake at 4am DANIYAL: balder had insomnia, i was playing league, touga was seducing daddies and i woke up spar MAALIK: that game's not good for u, i'm tellin ya DANIYAL: too bad i don't give a fuck MAALIK: ow DANIYAL: where's my baby boy? NATHANIEL: for the last time i'm 2 MINUTES YOUNGER THAN U DANIYAL: baby boy <3 EVA: (*^_^*) thats cute DANIYAL: you're cute

[SPARDA is ONLINE]

SPARDA: you're both cute AMASIS: sparda is summoned as soon as eva and dan start being cute, wow SPARDA: you do it too AMASIS: not with eva AMASIS: no offense darling EVA: it's ok (*´∀`*) DANIYAL: so pure MAALIK: if we're talkin about being cute and stuff MAALIK: i have some baby dan pics DANIYAL: *softly* dont MAALIK: don't try to meme your way out of this LUKAH: give them to us EVA: Lukah, you're here! (*^.^*) LUKAH: ...pure maiden LUKAH: i mean hi love LUKAH: anyways SPARDA: pics now AMASIS: i demand pics DANIYAL: pls no [MAALIK sent chubbycheeks.png] EVA: AWWWWWWWWWWW JUURAH: omg is that his old bib??? that thing was so cute SPARDA: brb dying cuz of cute AMASIS: i'm saving that and nobody can stop me LUKAH: !!! LUKAH: baby freckles LUKAH: omg

[TOUGA is ONLINE]

TOUGA: i'm saving it as future blackmail potential DANIYAL: fuck u SPARDA: dog boy don't lie SPARDA: u also think he was cute af TOUGA: nah TOUGA: maybe a little TOUGA: ok look he has really chubby cheeks and he's hugging a dog plushie, I AM WEAK EVA: Daniyal never lost his cuteness over the years ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ DANIYAL: aghgihrhgrih that'snottrue SPARDA: oh he's blushing AMASIS: you're his roommate, pinch his cheeks for me LUKAH: and for me EVA: for me too!! ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ JUURAH: why do you like those emojis so much eva EVA: they're adorable DANIYAL: ow ow ow SPARDA MY CHEEKS SPARDA: they're so soft omg AMASIS: now kiss them better SPARDA: done AMASIS: u know what i'm going there EVA: count me in! LUKAH: im on my way rn

[BALDER is ONLINE]

BALDER: y'all really love him don't you SPARDA: balder. brother. good friend of mine. he's literally a ray of sunshine that covers anything that's evil and putrid in this world AMASIS: he's the personification of a cool breeze in a warm summer day EVA: he's huggable like a teddy! LUKAH: ... LUKAH: thicc. LUKAH: jk, he's literally a mix of everything that's good and sweet DANIYAL: ASFJKGSHG STOP IM CRYING I LOVE U ALL SO MUCH TOUGA: SOME OF US ARE STILL SINGLE DANIYAL: that's cuz you're a furry TOUGA: stop DANIYAL: i saw your internet browser history bruh TOUGA: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A FURRY WAS DANIYAL: SO U RESEARCH IT ON TUMBLR 2 TIMES A DAY?? DANIYAL: yeah right bro TOUGA: im pulling out the receipts Dan DANIYAL: do not TOUGA: i may be a furry, but have you seen the amount of times you're in the terato tag?? TOUGA: u monster fucker

[Touga changed the name FURRY CONFIRMED to DAN WANTS MONSTER D]

DANIYAL: hOW DARE SPARDA: tbh, unsurprised AMASIS: like, he blushes when there's big creepy monsters in movies EVA: i heard him saying a monster lady could break him in half and he'd thank her LUKAH: ya dan's always been a monster fucker JUURAH: i can confirm that MAALIK: wait so all those trips to find big foot were due to Dan's horny ass NATHANIEL: nah that was me NATHANIEL: he's more of a loch ness monster guy DANIYAL: Nessie is a beautiful independent lady and also gay af so we're just besties MAALIK: i'm kinkshaming DANIYAL: u can't kinkshame if kinksame MAALIK: what DANIYAL: one word. actually, one cryptid DANIYAL: mothman MAALIK: ASDFGHJKL SHUT UP BALDER: honestly BALDER: i think being a furry is worse TOUGA: thanks for the damn support bro, wait til i kill you while u sleep SPARDA: did u just confirm you're a furry TOUGA: fUCK JUURAH: i always knew it NATHANIEL: i mean why would he nickname himself dog boy BALDER: lmao do u have a fursona touga?? TOUGA: fuck off TOUGA: why not tease Dan for being a monster fucker?? AMASIS: if u dated him you'd know he's into even kinkier stuff SPARDA: yah EVA: yah LUKAH: yah TOUGA: wait what DANIYAL: qwertyuiioponfds save m BALDER: what is going on over there AMASIS: we're drowning him in affection and i think he broke LUKAH: bara machine broke BALDER: tf's a bara TOUGA: urban dictionary says it's a person (usually male) with a large, somewhat muscular, and fairly hairy body type NATHANIEL: lol JUURAH: if there's something Dan ain't, it's hairy EVA: tru SPARDA: never caught him shaving tbh DANIYAL: i'll never reveal my secrets TOUGA: late bloomer DANIYAL: iM NOT DANIYAL: i simply dislike body hair on me TOUGA: what about other people DANIYAL: it's their body and they can do whatever they want and honestly?? cute. BALDER: why not apply that concept to yourself DANIYAL: never MAALIK: i know we are all having fun chatting and stuff MAALIK: but like MAALIK: it's almost dinner time MAALIK: so go get somethin to eat DANIYAL: but daaaad MAALIK: im not dad. dad is straight. NATHANIEL: lmao, right JUURAH: our family is so gay i sometimes forget that DANIYAL: mom's bi af tho JUURAH: i took after her DANIYAL: anyway if u don't mind im getting my lovely gfs and bfs something to eat AMASIS: we could eat u AMASIS: out DANIYAL: thank god u said out cuz if not i would kick u DANIYAL: this is a vore free chat SPARDA: vore is strictly banned TOUGA: kinkshamers BALDER: ... DANIYAL: touga wtf

[TOUGA is OFFLINE]

DANIYAL: ...

[DANIYAL changed the name DAN WANTS MONSTER D to TOUGA: CONFIRMED FURRY AND INTO VORE]

BALDER: tbh?? he deserves this EVA: what's vore LUKAH: such a pure innocent soul SPARDA: don't tell her DANIYAL: guys. eva's anything but a pure innocent soul. DANIYAL: at least when it comes to stuff LUKAH: ok, tru SPARDA: u woke the femdom monster in her DANIYAL: and you're grateful for that SPARDA: can't say i'm not AMASIS: can we go eat now DANIYAL: actual dinner or ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) BALDER: is your lenny face winking MAALIK: that is extremely concerning NATHANIEL: welp, people, im outtie JUURAH: same, wanna eat MAALIK: im escaping before this gets anymore sexual

[NATHANIEL is OFFLINE]

[JUURAH is OFFLINE]

[MAALIK is OFFLINE]

BALDER: im going to find touga and kinkshame him

[BALDER is OFFLINE]

AMASIS: so SPARDA: hm EVA: mcdonalds or subway? (´∀`) LUKAH: i'm in the mood for mcdonalds DANIYAL: yeah same SPARDA: can we watch a movie too?? since we're going to the mall AMASIS: sounds like fun DANIYAL: im paying LUKAH: no ur not wtf DANIYAL: I PAY

[DANIYAL is OFFLINE]

SPARDA: STOP HIM BEFORE HE GETS HIS WALLET

[SPARDA is OFFLINE]

[EVA is OFFLINE]

[LUKAH is OFFLINE]

[AMASIS is OFFLINE]

[localrabbits]

One of those long ass question answering posts

Relationship status: my best friend and I started having sex at New Years and he doesn't want to be in a relationship but I do so we said we were going to stop having sex but instead we keep doing it. So, single? Complicated? We spend all my time on the mainland together and act like we're dating and people treat us like we're dating so I don't even know.  Favorite colors: Purple and blue Pets: belonging to me: 2 Cornish X chickens named Noisy and The Beast, nicknamed Bebe; belonging to my family: a Norwegian elkhound named Boo, a pit bull named Albert, a Maine Coon named Reesa, a Connemara named Harris; and my best friend has a German Shepherd puppy named Scout who I am the mom of but have no real ownership over Last song I listened to: The Ideal Husband by Father John Misty, from his album I Love You, Honeybear

First fandom: Tamora Pierce Hobbies: I don't really have hobbies anymore because of school and work and depression. But I guess TV? Is that a hobby? Podcasts? Reading? Archery?  Favorite book: I hate this question. One single book? To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee or Fifth Business by Robertson Davies Worst thing I’ve eaten: the first time I ever had quinoa was on a plane and it was so bad and ever since then I can't eat quinoa without feeling like I'm back on that plane Favorite place: my work on Gambier Island

Are you named after someone? Short answer: no. Long answer: my mom watched a documentary about nuns while she was pregnant and thought Mary Margaret would be a great name for a nun so she wrote it on her baby name list and my dad liked it and here I am. 

When is the last time you cried? I don't know. I cried while having a difficult conversation with my boss last week so probably then Do you like your handwriting? Sure  What is your favorite lunch meat? Turkey breast  Do you have kids? No but I very much want kids. I've always wanted kids more than I've ever wanted a relationship  If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Probably. I've never met anyone else with taste as good Do you use sarcasm? Who doesn't? Do you still have your tonsils? Yes Would you bungee jump? I am a coward so probably not What is your favorite kind of cereal? Cinnamon toast crunch Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I specifically buy shoes without laces so I don't have to deal with that shit Do you think you’re a strong person? Definitely.  What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Peanut butter chocolate or chocolate mousse royale from Baskin Robbins  What is the first thing you notice about people? Their hair Red or pink? Red What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? This is a dumb question. My least favourite thing is having a physical form. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Dark blue shorts and no socks or shoes What was the last thing you ate? A Blizzard from DQ because I'm a fast food monster What are you listening to? I'm outside a Starbucks in Horseshoe Bay so cars and the ocean and a Korean lady having a conversation on the phone If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Probably red orange  Favorite smell? Incense, fire, anything baking, lavender, citrus, gasoline Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? James from Mercury? To confirm my boat back from the island. Or maybe my boss Favorite sport to watch? None

Hair color? Red/brown/blonde

Eye color? Brown Do you wear contacts? No I have some but they scare me Favorite food to eat? Brownies and pizza and chicken pie and slurpees Scary movies or comedy? Depends on the movie. I think I'm more likely to like a scary movie than a comedy because so many comedies don't do it right but so many horrors also don't do it right.  Last movie you watched? Park Chan-Wook's The Handmaiden. It was amazing.  What color shirt are you wearing? A white improv camp shirt! Summer or winter? Summer Hugs or kisses? I mean. Kissing though.  What book are you currently reading? I just started the first book of the Bartimaeus trilogy because I found it at camp but I was also lent The Big Tiny by Margo so I'll probably start that soon Who do you miss right now? Duncan, Scout, Sarah. I don't live with any of them anymore and everything feels so empty What is on your mouse pad? My mouse pad? My home has only laptops. Also do people still use those? What is the last tv program you watched? iZombie! What is the best sound? Rain, fire, trains in the distance, kids playing outside Rolling stones or the beatles? The Beatles What is the furthest you have ever traveled? Italy  Do you have a special talent? I'm really good at archery. I bake really great cookies. Animals like me. I'm really good with friendly and humorous guest interactions. I have great taste in music/movies/books/TV/comics.  Where were you born? Langley, British Columbia, Canada People you expect to participate in the survey? I don't know. Friends?

 Megan's Questions:

Favorite Movie? My top four favourite movies: Mad Max Fury Road, Juno, Hot Fuzz, and Fargo

One thing you could change in the world? Pfft one thing? Ummmmm I wish I could change my past

One piece of technology you wish you had/wish existed? Umm I'm super lame but I wish I had a pickup truck? Or a jeep. Like a nice old solid standard 4x4

Last candy you ate? Some sour keys left over from a wedding

Something you don’t tell other people often? I honestly and seriously don't like most people and I probably don't like you very much

Ever dyed your hair? If yes, what color? If no, what color would you choose? My mom dyed my hair red. I didn't like it. I'm not going to dye my hair again

Fast food? Yay or nay? Yay absolutely. People who say they don't like fast food are trying too hard. Just chill the fuck out. 

Horses? Yay or neigh? Yay! I grew up with horses. Still have horses. Will probably always have horses. Do I like them? Unsure. 

Weirdest thing something someone has ever said or done in your presence? "Killing thing really isn’t that difficult" - Duncan, August 2016 after killing his first chicken. A terrifying thing to hear from someone you sleep in a building with. 

The most common thing you use Youtube for? I really don't use YouTube much because I rarely stream video. But watching Monster Factory or movie trailers or listening to songs I don't already own

 My questions: 

 Have you travelled? If so, where? Either way, where do you want to go?

What are three songs you could not live without?

Did you grow up in the city, suburbs or rural? Where do you want to live?

What are your five favourite possessions?

What is your earliest memory?

What is the best food you have ever made?

What's been your favourite job and why? 

What are you most looking forward to in the next half of the year?

 I was tagged to do this approximately 1 million years ago by @afootnoteofhappiness​ and I tag ??? If you’re a mutual do this and tag me!! If you’re not a mutual, you can also do this and tag me!

[cbsnforeverandalways]

Fandoms: TVD, OTH, Glee.

You can find TVD here. 

One Tree Hill

my beautiful cinnamon roll toogood for this world fave: BrookePenelope Davis, duh :D & Haley James Scott.

my trash-shit fave: Chris Keller, that’s boo right there and Rachel Gatina.

my I love to hate them fave: Peyton Sawyer. Deep sigh. I can write a book on all thereasons I hate her.

my I hate to love them fave: Lucas Scott. I know, okay? I know he ain’t shit but he’sstill my boy.

·my I wouldn’t piss on them if theywere on fire non-fave: PeytonSawyer tbh. Girl bye.

my I didn’t care about them either way atfirst but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: ???

my I could take them or leave them kindanon-fave: Mouth Mcfadder. Truthfully theactor turned me off because I used to love Mouth & Julian. [Insert straightface gif here]

my I will go down with this shipand I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above mydoor. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Brucas, Naley & Jeyton. The trifecta of OTH, lol.

my dirtybadwrong faveship: Skills and Deb. I can’t withthem.

my they’re cute together and I dig them butI’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Brooke and Julian, and it’s only because he made mybaby girl happy.

my MAKE IT STOP non-faveship: Hehehehe, Pucas, *cough*Leyton *cough*. No regrets tbh.

Glee

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: Finn, I don’t think I’ll ever get over Cory’s passing. Mercedes, my beautiful girl, Sam and Kurt.

my trash-shit fave: Blaine Anderson. I have a crush on him, okay?

my I love to hate them fave: Puck. You see Puck and I have a love/hate relationship. One week I loved him, the next I was like “dude, wtf”.

my I hate to love them fave: Sue, she was the best man.

my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: Sebastian’s bitch ass and yes I love me some Grant but I fucking despised Sebastian.

my I didn’t care about   them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: ????

my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Santana. She was dramatic like 100% of the time     but throughout the years it was always “mwh” for me. Also Quinn, homegirl did not know herself.

my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white     flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Finchel

my dirtybadwrong fave ship: Puck & Quinn, lololololololololol

my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Idk tbh.

my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: Insert emoji eyes here.

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you:

[tenshinokorin]

fic news!

I'm just like 2000 words short of breaking 100K total on the RRD series (+ the FF8 Crossover), and that's all only happened in about two-three months. This is a humongous thing in so many ways and I'm trying not to think about it too hard because it'll flip me out. But! I'm posting this because I've got two big trips in a row coming up, plus I do have a remarkably grown up kind of day-job and it's kicking into busy season, so updates might be a little wonky until about mid-April.

I have so many wonderful comments, thank you guys all so much! I promise I'll try to reply to all of them as soon as I can. I gobble them all up and reload my inbox way more than I should. ^_^; I made a vow to myself to reply to every comment (and to try to get most of the reply-tos as well) but it's actually really hard for me and I get overwhelmed easily (in a good way! But also in a hello-my-generalized-anxiety-disorder way) so sometimes it takes a while. Also, if I'm feeling low on resources I'll always prioritize more fic over comments in an either-or situation, because I figure more fic is always good for everybody. ^_^ But please don't stop leaving comments. :D  I never expected this to get so big and I am having a fantastic time. You guys are super.

Here's the best way to keep up with the series: Running Down a Dream (Series) on Ao3

With the exception of Tyrants and Kings, which is complete, all stories in the Running Down a Dream series are still live and will still get updates. Here's what I have in the works (in no particular order or planned publish date):

RDD (main): * Ignis' skin care routine is truly alarming/impressive * car wash (that miiiight wind up in the b-sides ;) * any inevitable business from the DLC * anything that happens while I'm running around working my game save to platinum / inspired by actual road trips

B-sides: * a case of mistaken identity in the middle of the night * Ignis and Gladio while away the time waiting for a hunt to appear on a rainy evening in Altissia * Soft beds, baby. (Prompto's turn.)

One Other Year: * First night camping, Luna borrows everybody's clothes, the return of Prompto's lucky socks, new kinds of magic, dreams, smooches, marriages, boyfriends, chocobos, adventures and dangers, fishing, fencing, fighting, true love, all that good stuff (yaay)

Persistence of Memory (FF8/15 crossover) * continuing chapters (Orange rolls, SeeD exam, President Heartilly, Leviathan, Magitek)

And here is some Very Important Information: * Gladio's pole-dancing routine at the Gimme Cat was to Need You Tonight by INXS. * I realize I have not said boo about Ardyn, but this isn't his story. I'm still getting him sorted out, and he's unlikely to turn up seriously until I do. I do know that his image song is The Boy Racer by Morrissey. (He's gonna kill this pretty thing.) Plus, I need Prompto's DLC. :\ * I'm sorry if I gave anyone the impression that this was something other than the Prompto Argentum Show starring Prompto Argentum. Once I used to have high-falootin' ideas about the kinds of characters I attract, holy warriors and whatnot, but no. I am equipped with a magnet that is tuned expressly to the resonance of blond cinnamon bun idiot puppies with big mouths and more heart than sense, and that's just how it is. (see also Zell Dincht, Joey Wheeler, Bart Fatima.) * Runnin Down a Dream is a song by Tom Petty from the album Full Moon Fever. It's about driving! And about going out to get things instead of waiting for them to come to you. * I would make an entire playlist but I fail at posting that kind of thing (by which I mean I make great playlists for myself but never manage to actually share them in any way). * I totally want to draw more XV/Songbirds of Valnon crossovers, except for how Noct and Eothan are kind of already the same person. O_o * I'm going on multiple roadtrips over the next three weeks and you bet your ass I'm taking action figures for photoshoots. * I owe you an email. I know. It's on my list. * Thank you all so much.

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I have been thinking about doing this for a long time now, but haven’t gotten around to due to the lack of time. Sparing a long essay, thank you for the wonderful four years in this community. I’ve made friends I never thought I would, and made memories that I will take with me as I move on to bigger things. Thank you for plotting, threading and appreciating all the muses I’ve had so far.

The following are messages for my vips (IC/OOC or a mix of the two. You’ll know). The numbers correspond to the dates that we first met (MMYY). I apparently met more people in February 2015/ September 2014, so these dates are a lot more specific (MMDDYY).

date undisclosed (8008). You were the best friend of best friends. An ultimate. You always had my back through whatever. I’m sparing myself writing a super emo message about you because we all know I’ll see you next week anyway. Thank you for being the sunboob to my buttoria, (very briefly, the kihyun to my hyungwon), and the jackson to my mark/jaebum. Thank you for starting dxr and jype with me and making this experience enjoyable tenfold.

date undisclosed (starfire). my love. I’ve had the biggest pleasure in life to have known you. I don’t know where you are now, but I hope you’ve found your bliss. We went through a lot in a span of a few years. From best friends to lovers and back again, and again. I’ve never regretted the moments we shared, nor the lack of it. Even though I wouldn’t be able to share it with you, I wish your future is as bright as the stars. if you ever miss me, you can listen to my songs. I love you, nerd. 💖

0413. We’ve been friends for so long. You’re the longest friend I’ve had in this community. You’ve been there since I started and no matter how many accounts we both go through (and how many faces I make), you were one of my constants. I love how we were always so close—that no matter how long it took, all we needed to do was reconnect and it’d be like we were never apart at all. Our inside jokes were the highlight of my evenings, and I’ll always remember all the conversations we’ve ever had (about life, love and everything in between). You are a friend for life, baby boo. I only wish the best for you. I love you, sincerely. ♡

021015. ah, a confused branch of the family tree. you were my 누나, and then my mom, and then my sister. we started hitting it off right from the get go, and when you agreed to have ice cream with me on such a cold day, I knew right then that you were a keeper. you know all the secrets I can’t say out loud and have seen me at the happiest and worst points of my life. in many ways, you really were the older sister/mom in spite of myself assuming the big bro title. I promised you a lot of things, that you’ll always have me right beside you. I haven’t been good with those promises lately, and I regret that the most. You are important, and you have people who care for you, I’m pretty sure you know that. I love you always, baby sis. keep your chin up!

date unavailable (boatshoes). my boatshoe bro! first of all, our friendship has got to be the most romantic platonic relationship i’ve ever had. I know you’re my bro/soulmate for life, I think we established that when we put up matching icons/UNs/statuses for 1000++ times. you were my vitamin, a day without you felt like a bore. knowing all the words to say to make me laugh, you just get me. there were a lot of missed opportunities for us to talk, and I’m regretful about that. I truly enjoy every other day that we were laughing about internet idiots or typos or crazy shit like that though. thank you for being you! stay swole bro. i love you lots.

0915. this may not be the most accurate date, but I’ve known you since then. you were my cool dad, you still are! I was pretty intimidated at first, but I’m thankful you took the first step in sending me a message that day. I love how you welcomed my friendship so openly, despite the circumstances (twins are so cruel). you are genuinely kind, funny and smart—it shows in the way your friends adore you. never doubt how much you’ve touched peoples’ lives. I only wish you the best of the best, because you are the best! you are loved, and I’m sure you know that. don’t let anybody else bring you down! stay awesome dad ✌️

091314. my pikachu potato. I’m very thankful for you— for your friendship, for the love, for always being there for me despite me being a little shit a lot of the time. I was dumb and careless around your feelings and in retrospect, I wish I treated you better the past two years. I want you to know that you were never a bother to me, that I appreciated every single time you checked in, dropped a gift or said hi. you always get sick so be sure to take care of yourself. don’t skip your meals and don’t overexert yourself— we always tell each other this, so you better not forget. I’m glad JYP finally let us have that duet. I’ve been wanting to sing with you for a long time. Maybe it was a farewell gift? heh. Take care, cutato. stay humble and generous~

020515. you’ll always be the burger girl to this pizza boy. boy, where do i start with you, hm? We’ve had a lot of fun in such a short time. I remember how we used to spend hours playing BGO and CAH (i’m still sad i never won). thank you for sticking with me in spite of wherever you or I moved. take care of mini-mark for me, please don’t dress him in dresses (he gets shy aha). thank you for being the meme girl to this meme boy, sucks we never got to build an FNC empire orz. I’m wishing you all the best, take care mike. e u e

091714. If it isn’t my beautiful mum. You know this, I think you are the ultimate of ultimates, the bringer of salvage (and cinnamon rolls hehe). I’ve always been your biggest fan. The day we met had me really starstruck, I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed that (my ears were pretty red). Mum, you are wonderful, strong, smol but fiesty (and the only one I would go on a bakery run for in the wee hours of the morning). I’m very thankful for your loyalty, I’ll never forget how you stood up for me that time I got called a fuckboy :’) Stay golden, mum. You are amazing.

021115. One word: thankful. I’m thankful you haven’t forgotten about me in spite of my constant absences. I’m thankful you choose to keep me along with you wherever you went— that no matter how much time went on, I know I could still keep in touch with you one way or the other. I’m also thankful at how much you’ve been a good friend to your best twinnie. You’re an amazing person, keep doing you! Wishing you good luck and happiness.

0616. I’m pretty sure I knew you before this date, I just couldn’t trace how far back. I was always comfortable with you, and our conversations, no matter how trivial, were always a good start/end to my day. You really were my good luck charm. I find that I had better sleep, better songwriting, and a better mood whenever you were around and for that I’m thankful. I’ll never forget the day you kept me locked out though, maybe I’ll get you back someday.

0116. mi fiance, who I never got to marry wtheck! thank you for sharing your favorite movies and songs with me. I can’t believe i’ve never seen corpse bride before orz I wish we had more time to hang out/rabbit again, it was really fun. Don’t ever forget mcdonkadonks! You know where to find me if you need me. Stay sassy, smol and spunky.

0515. Our relationship just gradually became very ooc over the past two years. I love how easy it was to be able to talk about our personal lives to each other, it’s like having an extra ear to listen to my complaining and vice versa. Wish we had a lot more time to have our muses interact, who knows, maybe in the future? :D

1014. I don’t think I’ll ever celebrate halloween the same way ever since the pumpkin costumes of ’14. Our friendship was founded on such a silly thing, and every year it’ll be a reminder of our gastronomic adventures. We’re basically pig-out buddies. I saw you greet me the day of my birthday, thank you for remembering. You’re one of my most genuinely kind and sincere friends. I’m really happy to have known someone like you. Thank you for sharing your blanket with me in the waiting room that day, for coming with me to places despite the risk of being seen by paparazzi and for putting on crazy onesies (not many people would)! Stay amazing, lady pumpkin!

p.s. this is in no specific order at all, just in the order I remembered/ could trace back the dates. p.p.s. sorry if i sometimes don’t make sense, I pretty much rambled during the entire thing… :’ )

Sincerely,

qianniesong - 94xji - trickstuan - wonsvego - xefaro

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Been Around The World Song Lyrics – Puff Daddy Featuring The Notorious Big And Mase

Been Around The World Song Lyrics

Been Around The World Song Lyrics From Popular Hollywood Artist Puff Daddy Featuring The Notorious Big And Mase from Album.

This song is sung by singer ” Puff Daddy Featuring The Notorious Big And Mase ” in Year 1998.

Lyrics of Been Around The World :

intro mase yo yo this mase youknowhatimsayin you got niggaz that dont like me for whatever reason you got niggaz that dont wanna see me rich you got niggaz thats mad cause im always with they bitch then you got niggaz that just dont like me you know the those phd niggaz but you know i pop a lot of shit but i back it up though see its a difference a lot of niggaz pop shit but a lot of niggaz dont make hits but its like this whole bad boy shit we come to bring it to yall niggaz me bi puff lox whoever black rob if you wanna dance we dance verse one mase now trick what lace who that aint what mase do got a lot of girls thatd love to replace you tell you to your face boo not behind your back niggaz talk shit we never mind that funny never find that puff a dime stack write hot shit and make a nigga say rewind that niggaz know we go against the harlem jigalo getcha hoe lick her low make the bitch hit the do i represent honies with money fly guys with gems drive with the tints that be thirtyfive percent hoes hope i lay so i look both ways cop says ok my tint smoke gray no way nigga leave without handin me my shit got plans to get my land and my 6 niggaz outta penll understand this shit pop champagne like i won a championship uhh uhh chorus sung by notorious big spoken words by puff been around the world and i i i and we been playa hated say what i dont know when and i dont know why why they want us faded ahehe i dont know why they hate us yeah is it our ladies uhhuh or i drive mercedes uhh uhh baybee baybee verse two puff daddy i was in one bedroom dreamin of a million yeah now im in beach houses cream to the ceiling thats right i was a gentleman livin in tenements now im swimmin in all the women that be tens hoo went from bad boys to the crushed linen men now my dividends be the new benjamins uhhuh hoes of all complexions i like cinnamon mase you got some hoes well nigga send em in cmon what you waitin for let the freak show begin how they came in a truck mase nah puff thats a benz mercedes cmere baby you dont like the way its hot and hazy never shady you must be crazy its ridiculous how you put your lips on this dont kiss right there girlfriend im ticklish heheh and i be switchin fees with a wrist full of gs nigga please im the macaroni with the cheese chorus verse three puff daddy mase now puff rule the world even though im young i make it my biz to see that all ladies come yeah get em all strung from the tip of my tongue lick em places niggaz wouldnt dare put they faces cmon before i die hope i remake a flow by in the brand new treasure on a old try never my throat dry even when the smoke lie eat the mami chochi and drive a lowride we never ride far packed five in a car save money for the drinks im about to buy the bar yeah and everywhere i drive im a star little kids all on the corner scream thats my car it was days couldnt be fly now im in a ti come in clubs with bi now a nigga vi uhhuh rock tons of gold nuff money i fold roll the way you wanna roll break a hundred out the toll chorus w slight modifications line 1 puff cmon yeah yeah uhhuh line 2 puff we been playa hated line 3 puff why line 4 puff why they want us hated line 5 puff why they hate us line 6 puff is it our ladies line 7 puff say what line 8 puff yeah baybee baybee chorus w puff talking while big sings you know sometimes i gotta ask myself whys there so much jealousy in the world dont look at mine get yours music fades radio show from bigs album continued ok after these messages well be back with the mad rapper and his brother the mad producer after this applause ok just sit back relax and enjoy yourself well get you through this take a sip of water deep breath thatll do it and welcome back as you can see you got the check though im trevor jones and im sitting in ive been conversing with the mad rapper did you get the check though and hes still pretty mad but this time he brought someone else with him and quite frankly yeah yeah hes even madder you god damn right mr producer yo youknowhatimsayin why are you so mad yo iiiiiii ima ima keep it real simple for you yeah ttttttell them niggaz why you mad son tell them niggaz why you mad son ok gentlemen please one at a time tell em why you mad son word up tell em why you mad son youknowhatimsayin iiiiiii iiiiiii be i be i been i been i been here for the culture youknowhatimsayin i dont i dont i dont i dont i dont be recognizin all that new jack shit yo we dont play we dont play that shit youknowhatimsayin please mr producer explain yourself mr rapper please calm down that nigga be on some bullshit youknowhatimsayin we aint we dont do that shit word yeah he aint no real producer neither and then come to find out youknowhatimsayin my brother hipped me to it the nigga tryin to rap now oh yeah thats the shit that got me mad please mr rapper once again thats the shit that got me mad thats the shit youknowhatimsayin its a family oriented show youknowhatimsayin thats the shit that feds me up gentlemen please word up youknowhatimsayin disregard the foul language im watchin this nigga video youknowhatimsayin they got mermaids swimmin in they living rooms and shit like that youknowhatimsayin this nigga dancin in the rain with kids climbin up mountains and shit youknowhatimsayin im im im watchin this nigga video im gonna have to ask you to refrain from the language the car goin two hundred miles an hour where the fuck is he goin please mr rapper please refrain from the foul language the nigga climbin out the fuckin car one more time let me see you try that shit on a train youknowhatimsayin try that shit on a fuckin train what kind of shit youknowhatimsayin got a thousand niggaz write for him let me write for you son my shit is jumpin i got john blaze shit

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Tvd, riverdale

The VampireDiaries a.k.a The Dullena Diaries

my beautiful cinnamon roll toogood for this world fave: TylerLockwood, Bonnie Bennett, & Stefan Salvatore (RIP). I can’t pick one. Sowwy.

my trash-shit fave: Elijah Mikaelson; I am trash for still having a thingfor him but that’s my baby, ily boo. Also, does it count that’s he’s on TO nowbecause they’re all a part of the TVD verse?

my I love to hate them fave: No one…???

my I hate to love them fave: Caroline Forbes and it’s because of the character she usedto be in seasons 1-4. That’s her only saving grace with me tbh. Annnnnd she’s apart of one of my all-time fave OTP’s.

my I wouldn’t piss on them if theywere on fire non-fave: There’squite a few; Damon Salvatore, Alaric Saltzman, Klaus Mickaelson, CarolineForbes (she’s here for the other seasons I didn’t list above), and Enzo’sstalker ass.

my I didn’t care about them either way atfirst but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: Delena, do I need to say more?

my I could take them or leave them kindanon-fave: Matt Donovan, and JeremyGilbert

my I will go down with this shipand I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above mydoor. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Stelena and Forwood

my dirtybadwrong faveship:  None. There’s no in-betweenwith TVD. It’s either manipulation or rape…literally no in-between with those couplesso there’s no guilty pleasure ship.

my they’re cute together and I dig them butI’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Bamon and it’s only because I shipped them in the novels.  

my MAKE IT STOP non-faveship: Klaroline, Steroline, andDelena…a.k.a the most toxic ships of ALL time.

Riverdale

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave:  Valerie Brown, Betty Cooper & Jughead Jones, obvs.    

my trash-shit fave: Cheryl Blossom. She reminds me so much of Blair. I love it!

my I love to hate them fave:Veronica Lodge. Idk, everyone loves her but every time I see her on my screen I just want to pop her. She seems fake to me.

my I hate to love them fave: Archie Andrews. You can’t help but love him if only for his stupidity.

my I wouldn’t piss on them if  they were on fire non-fave: No one has pissed me off yet to get me to this point….lol jk, all the parents except for Fred and Hermione. The rest can choke.

my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: Veronica and Archie. Sigh. No. Just no.

my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Veronica Lodge. Have I mentioned I don’t like her?

my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: Bughead, & Val/Archie Obvs, Archie got that good, good.

my dirtybadwrong fave ship: Cheryl/Archie. Damn right I ship that shit, lol.  

my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Polly and Jason. I like them enough from the flashbacks but I like a forbidden romance so…

my MAKE IT STOP non-fave ship: None. All the ships are okay so far. I might dislike some but they didn’t reach the point of  hating for me yet.

send me a fandom and i’ll tell you: