#he's so loser bf coded to me

[meoworin]

thinking about kise right now ..

[youronlydarlin]

warning: This is an older bf Simon drabble! so implied age gap, Simon being astronomically down bad for you, reader is spoiled, and also kinda himbo/bimbo coded, they wear lingerie at the end, tits is a gn term

Loser older bf! Simon who's so down bad for his darling.

He's never had such a cute thing like you around. So soft, so pretty. What else was he supposed to do but fall madly in love with you.

He does everything you ask. Hit 'im with the good 'ol puppy eyes and watch him fold over you.

You're literally so spoiled >:( Anything your pretty face wants, you get. There's no holding him back from buying you new gifts everyday. And you get to have the finest things money can buy. Will give you his credit card so you can go on a shopping spree. Not like you're making a dent in his wallet anyway.

Always so patient, and understanding with you. Doesn't raise his voice when you're around, cause he doesn't want you to think that he's yelling at you :( gives you his big shirts, you mentioned before how you think they're way more comfortable and all of a sudden he's proposing the idea of sharing his wardrobe with you.

Extra:

When he got back from deployment you surprised him by wearing only one of his shirts. That's what he thought, at least. Because all of a sudden you're undoing the buttons and revealing the cute new set of lingerie you bought for him. You couldn't even show it off :( cause he's already got your back against the wall. Pawing at your tits while he tugs you're frilly panties to the side.

a/n: HELPP, I know I said I might only be able to post once today BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT. THE GUILT WAS EATING AT ME 😭 this was rushed so it's kinda poorly written, sorry. Always remember to take care of yourself, my loves!

Yours, truly,

–dolly

[atrirose]

͏͏𝒗𝒊. ͏MORE THEN JUST FRIENDS ! enha ͏ ͏ ͏͏  ͏— ͏ ͏ ͏͏  ͏ ͏& ͏ ͏𝐢

bsf(?)enha x f!reader. warning. none, kissing in jake’ + fluff wc.0.9k �� seiu?!: after a century i’m writing hcs again yayy

— HEESEUNG LEE

let’s you bite him, very weird behavior but he has grown used to it, at first he was all confused as to why you feel the need to bite him like a chew toy but it’s okay your best friend(?) get you now, his biceps nom nom, but due to all this he has bite marks all over him which he is least bothered about but he does get asked if he is dating someone a lot which is confusing because why would people just assume he is dating out of the blue “yn you know i have been asked three times today whether im seeing someone and it’s all because of the bite marks you leave, people would think we are dating”

“do you want that to be a reality” he looks at you with wide eyes “are you hearing yourself” — “i am heeseung”

— JAY PARK

wears your hair tie which very bf coded and i wonder why he hasn’t asked you out yet? like which bestie goes around wearing a girls hair tie when he obviously is in the market? wearing it just makes you thing he is taken “do you love my hair tie that much you can’t even return it to me? YOU CANT RETURN MY OWN HAIR TIE TO ME” shoves a piece of cake in your mouth to shut you up “is it bothering that much, i will buy you more” which is weird because why not just return the one he has on his wrist, at this point he just wants be a wife.

“keeps me away from girls you know” oh so now he is just using you as an escape mechanism “keeps me a step closer to you” your ears turned red “so you wanna date me?” you ask

“that’s very multifaceted question” you hit his shoulders “big meanie” he giggled knowing damn well he is down right bad for you

— JAKE SIM

don’t at him but he has kissed you, like a full blown kiss not just a peck, for training purposes right? yes for training purposes so you both don’t seem like complete losers with no experience when you start dating someone, you can at least put each others name on the resume “do you wanna kiss?”

“no” jake looked at you with puppy eyes “why not” just because this is not WHAT NORMAL FRIENDS DO MR.HOT AND GENIUS BESTIES “your breath smells bad” eyes out like that sad hamster on tiktok with violin bg playing “UGH WHATEVER” you kiss him as he smiles between the kisses, knowing you can’t resist him (damn hot mf) “love ya see you after the match”

— SUNGHOON PARK

takes you on dates, and i get that it’s normal but it’s not normal when he is taking you out alone with him every other week to ‘treat you’, because normal friends totally don’t eat at a fancy restaurant together or go on a late night drive without romantic feelings like girl who are you kidding? “don’t you ever think all this dates we go to without our other friends who you reject because you only want to be with me is the reason why people think we are dating”

“yes” he said cuddling you on his bed “and like this is not normal too you cuddling me, WAIT WHAT YES?” he kissed you forehead “yes but we aren’t just friends either you know” butterflies

— SUNOO KIM

cuddles all the time, whether it is out, in school or hanging out at each others houses, you both are all up each others, which has been pointed out so many times but sunoo really doesn’t care, he would rather feel your soft cheeks next to his than hear people about how this can be a whole scandal and lower the chances of you both getting any partners because people think you both are dating “sunoo can i get some water please i’m dehydrated” you try to wiggle out of the sofa you both were cuddling “nooo i will be cold”

“no you won’t be ugh get off me big baby” you try to push him as he gets up “so now you hate me” obviously he is faking it but you feel bad “im not i’m sorry sunoo what do you want me to do”

“date me”

— JUNGWON YANG

unusually long eye contact, and not the staring contest kinda way, but a loving and soft way, like he is expressing how much he loves you by staring at you, even when you are not looking at him he is always admiring you, asked at multiple occasions why he was staring at you and he just replies with ‘can’t i look at my best friend’ like sure so normal for a bestie to look at his bestie with love doe eyes. so the way he looks at you with undivided attention you might think he is listening to everything you are saying but no you got him wrong.

he humming at you talking about some dog you found cute on tiktok but he isn’t actually really listening and registering anything you are saying, he too busy admiring your plump lips that he would give anything to kiss right now “and then a blue cat said heya bro” he still looking at you “hmm that’s cool”

“YANG JUNGWON YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME” you said shaking him “i guess not, it’s hard to control myself from kissing you and still listen to you, i can’t multitask like that”

— RIKI NISHIMURA

has your face as his alternate face lock id, also lets you use his phone, you want his phone real quick okay have it, you want to see through his photos okay have it, you want to use his insta okay use it, the only thing you are off limits is the boys gc because shady business goes down there, people really think you are dating your bestie and how he is the most honest and trustworthy bf ever? like no he has thousands of feet pics in his camera roll and you haven’t heard any explanation from him yet? how is he honest.

“you are going through my dms?” riki asks as you play around with his phone “yeah and if that bothers you don’t worry im texting this pretty girl who slide in your dms, soon you would have a cute girlfriend all because of my rizz” he snatched his phone from your hands “what the hell i thought i blocked her? yn why are texting her-”

“why? did you get offended? i’m sorry i shouldn’t have, no matter how close we are” he face palms like an old man done with everything “i’m not offended because you texted her, i’m offended at the fact that i have such a dumb friend who can’t see i want her more then just friends” there star struck aren’t you

[pierregazly]

the bookworm ꨄ george russell smau

george russell x bookworm/writer!reader

the one where george couldn't be prouder to call you his, even if it seems like the whole world hates you just for doing what you love... even if they don't know the whole truth.

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username do you think yourusername pictures george as the main male character in any of the books she reads???

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gisèlerosebooks first time being on any device since my trip with my favourite person ended. the love on collided continues to amaze me, and i'm so extremely honoured to continuously receive so much love from not only the reading community, but many of the formula 1 faithful as well. this is NOT the end of the journey, either. for now, let the formula 1 season begin... and maybe find me at a race or two? 🤭

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gisèlerosebooks oh and to my incredible, amazing, handsome boyfriend, thank you so much for always proofreading my formula 1 terminology and understanding. i promise i'll give you real credit one day.

username god adrien is so charles leclerc coded, he's all i could think about this entire book

lilymhe 🏎🫶🏻

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yourusername george!!! lmao!!!

yourusername a heads up next time??? maybe?!?

username 'for no valid reason at all' so SASSY oh boy

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yourusername 🤭

username amazing race this weekend!!! can't wait to see you on top

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georgerussell63 get lost mate

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georgerussell63 that's my little freeloading, best-selling author and future wife!

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username someone come get this chronically online man rn!!

yourusername can i be your freeloader forever??? spending my own money sucks

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georgerussell63 you hate the british.

i had SO much fun writing this!!! i picked george after going down a george rabbit hole again (of course), so i hope you all love it!! thanks for all the love always.

i'm not necessarily taking requests right now, but if you have suggestions please feel free to send them my way.

[junicult]

contains ; fluff! established relationship — dating. gn!reader. gamer bf…i am only weak. character ambiguous. written with seb in mind but definitely sam coded.

note ; i accidentally deleted this. so repost 😓

a part of your nightly routine before bed is sitting on your living room couch together, doing separate things.

for him, it’ll always be playing some sort of video game. whether it’s on his pc at the coffee table, or playstation, he tends to sit there until the late hours of the night until you’re ready to go to bed.

for you, it’s usually reading, or any kind of arts and crafts. whichever relaxing indoor hobby alludes your interest that day. occasionally you’ll grab a second controller and spend hours together playing multiplayer (he loves this the most) but typically it’s just sitting in each others presence while doing your own thing.

because of this, your boyfriend has grown a bit of a habit.

whenever he dies in the middle of a game, instead of yelling or shouting, punching or kicking—he immediately lets out a huff of frustration and nearly attacks you with his lips.

grabs a dual handfuls of your cheeks, smushing his lips into yours with a sloppy kiss. he does this repeatedly until you’re giggling and he’s practically kissing your teeth, circling your whole face until he’s had a good enough fix to cool himself off and press play.

sometimes he tosses his controller next to him and groans into your lap, silently pleading for your soothing hand to feather his hair and your smiley words of encouragement. it ends with him sitting up and leaning in towards you, wordlessly gesturing to his cheek. for extra luck of course.

and when he’s really frustrated, he just as quickly throws his head into you with a groan, demanding your love in every way he insists.

“tell me you love me. tell me i’m perfect for you. tell me i’m amazing and i can finish this level because you’re my girlfriend and you don’t date losers.”

you have to comply, of course, filling him in word for word what he pleads, and even a few more improvised encouragements all with a giggle. just enough for him to press play with straightened chest and all fired up because you believe in him.

when he finally does beat that level, he only has you to thank. you’re his good luck charm, after all.

[pnghoon]

chatterbox !!

(🗣) ── 𝓛EE HEESEUNG [희승] ⁞ ㅤㅤ𝓰. fluff, crack, humor, high school au, drabbleㅤㅤ୨୧ㅤㅤ warning : est. relationship, not proofread, kissingㅤ⟡ㅤ!nonidol loser bf !hee 𝔁 fem gf !reader ㅤㅤᯓ ꒰ wc : 473꒱ ㅤㅤsynopsis .ᐟ in which your nerdy bf can't seem to shut up !! ── 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 ᡣ𐭩

juno's note ─ hey guys !! saur sorry for barely getting anything out this week :(( been so busy trying to balance my life, it's kinda hard to add writing into the equation sobs i'll prob be updating slower now since i have to prepare for school and stuff ..this drabble is like a little gift from me while i'm a little inactive hehe--if you enjoyed reading this, please be sure to like & reblog !! ♡

you were sure that if talking were a sport, heeseung would be an olympic gold medalist. his mouth had been running nonstop for the past hour as you both sat in the otherwise quiet library.

at this rate you were starting to lose track of whatever intricate video game strategy he was explaining--something about leveling up, defeating bosses, and… cowboys?

you leaned in closer, resting your chin on your hand as you watched him. he was truly an adorable sight, with his messy hair and round glasses that slid down his nose bridge every five minutes.

but sometimes, heeseung’s enthusiasm meant he could go on and on, losing track of time in the process.

“…and then, if you take the left route, you can ambush the other team from behind–” heeseung continued, doe eyes wide with excitement. his voice was a steady stream of strategies and character stats, completely oblivious to your half-hearted attempts to try and interject.

“heeseung,” you mumbled out softly, but he didn’t seem to hear you, too engrossed in his own world.

“and then, if you use the secret code--”

“heeseung!” you repeated, a bit louder this time, but he still didn’t seem to budge with his sea of endless words.

with a sigh, you closed your textbook and leaned over. desperate times called for desperate measures. grabbing the collar of his shirt, you tugged him closer and pressed your lips to his in one swift motion.

heeseung froze, his monologue cut off abruptly. the surprised squeak he let out was both adorable and hilarious, his eyes wide behind his round glasses.

the kiss was soft, sweet, and just long enough to send his heart racing. when you pulled back, he was staring at you, his face a shade of pink you’ve only ever seen in cartoons.

“w-what was that for?” he stammered, eyes wide and lips still parted in shock.

“you talk too much,” you answered, a playful smile tugging at your lips. “i had to find a way to shut you up.”

heeseung's mouth opened and closed a couple times like a fish out of water, clearly flustered.

“i-i wasn't talking that much,” he muttered out, though the way the tips of his ears were burning said otherwise.

“mhm, sure,” you teased, poking his cheek. “you're cute when you're all nerdy and passionate, but sometimes you need a little break.”

he pouted softly, trying to hide the smile that was forming on his lips. “so, does this mean you'll kiss me every time i talk too much?”

you pretended to think about it for a moment before nodding. “yep, every time.”

heeseung's eyes sparkled with mischief as he leaned in closer, a cute grin plastered on his lips as his hand reached out to cup your cheeks.

“then i guess i'll have to talk a lot more.”

𝓢igning off... @pnghoon

── 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 [OPEN 🗯] @onlyhees @amouriu @greentulip @enhluv1 @samiikeu @hoonwhile @dearrwoni @won4kiss @jakesangel

[snow-blower]

Okayokayokay hear me out, drabble idea

Modern au loser bf jon snow loser bf jon snow loser bf jon snow, glasses and baggy jeans and sweaters, with his hot ass cool ass alt gf reader. Pretty hair and nails and smoky eyes and skirts and cigarette ash and lace and boots and dark lips pressed to his skin. ”How has he not fumbled” they ask, but truthfully, she loves him and he’s so so so lovely. He’s unsure and inexperienced but she will gladly teach him to fuck her until he cries (pegging is not my thing at all, but lowkey?)

And that long stupid pretty hair, is for sure getting pulled. She will ride him until he nearly passes out and drops, breath taken away, and she just curls up into him and starts yapping about music or movies or something.

They’re both nerds, she just wears it better.

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- @smokingmercury yes i am ashamed no I don’t regret anything

Stop it stop it stop it I love this!!! He's so loser boy coded in Modern AU's it's so cuteeee. Him in glasses, baggy jeans and sweaters??? Fuckkkk. And reader being the opposite being all grunge with skirts, smoky eye shadow, drop dead gorgeous and all that?? How he managed to bag her is beyond everyone's comprehension. I love it.

Also?? Inexperienced Jon?? Yes please?? Her teaching him to fuck her properly?? Hold my beer I'ma teach this Stark to fuck gooood.

Honestly??? They're pulling eachothers hair fr. Jon's hair?? She's tangling her hands into it and tugging just rough enough to pull a little growl from him. Him pulling her hair (gently cuz he's lwk afraid to hurt her) whilst fucking her??? Yes please. I'm begging.

I can 100% see Jon letting her ride him until he's on the brink of dropping and passing out. Hands gripping her hips tight enough to leave little bruises?? Trying his best not to buck his hip up and ruin her rhythm?? Gods, I love subby Jon.

And I lovvveee the thought of her just yapping away about films or music after whilst he's just lying there panting, blissed out and trying to shake himself from his blissed out daze.

She fr wears the nerd better than him. He just looks and totally is a complete adorable mess

I'm 100% gonna write this one at some point I swear. It's going into my little fic list on Google docs and I'm gonna write it as soon as I can because this one deserves to be an entire one-shot, not just a drabble 🤭🤭

[spagheds-offline]

OMFB can we stop the infantilisation of trans men please? i js saw this video which was like “t4t coded ships” and the explanation for why each ship was t4t coded was that the woman was like awesome and cool and powerful and he had puppy dog eyes and was a bit dumb.

WHAT THE FUCK. that’s actually so annoying and i see it so frequently. (im obviously not trans fem so im not gonna talk about how that’s presenting trans women bc it’s not my place) but i feel like literally only two types of fictional guys get HC as trans and it’s either

1.loser bf (the straight trans man)

e.g. scott pilgrim, jonathan byers, trevor spengler

or

2. alternative or gender nonconforming guy (queer trans man)

e.g. eddie munson, boris pavlikovsky, sirius black

and it’s like soooo frustrating to only ever see trans guys being treated like innocent babies who can do no wrong or being seriously over sexualised and over feminised.

examples of good transmasc hcs that go against this:

Eddie k (he might fall into the second category but idk i don’t think so)

Richard papen (js generally i find it interesting and it fits with him feeling out of place)

mike wheeler

boris pavlikovsky (is he the definition of the second category? yeah, is he still good trans rep? i think so, i see myself in him)

nico do angelo

theo decker (WHEN HES NOT BEING INFANTILISED AND HES IN CHARACTER)

it pains me to say it, but regulus black is pretty accurate to trans guys

jon or martin tbf

[baekhyunsbestie]

can I please get some black cat gf x golden retriever bf headcanons for jongin? 👉🏻👈🏻 like he screams golden retriever bf.. or is it just me? lol if you don‘t think thats accurate, just any bf headcanons with him and a black cat gf will do (also girls with a black cat vibe seem to be his type 🤭)

heyyy nonnie 😚 omg ur so right!!! i lowkey do get golden retriever bf vibes from jongin :’) like once he’s in love w u?? it’s overrrr lmao he’d be so down bad for a black cat gf, it’s actually insane. i just know he loves the chase!!! the way you pretend not to care, how your lowkey vibe contrasts with his sunshine energy. yeah. he’d b obsessed w making you smile, getting you to soften up just for him. aaaahhhhh literally crying just thinking about it omg!!! anyway, here’s some hc's for you hehe <3333

he’s so weak for your attitude. you roll your eyes at him? suddenly his heart is racing. you give him that unimpressed stare? he’s grinning like an idiot. you act like you don’t care, but he knows you do, and it makes him want to tease you more.

you definitely are the responsible one in the relationship. he forgets where he put his phone, his keys, sometimes even his wallet. you sigh and find them for him, muttering about how useless he is, but the second he gives you that cheeky lil grin, you’re done for.

he's obsessed with your hands. if you’re sitting next to him, expect him to be holding one of them at all times. plays with your fingers absentmindedly, kisses your knuckles when he thinks you’re not paying attention, pouts when you pull away.

you say something slightly mean and he lives for it. you insult him? he laughs. you call him a loser? he grins. you push him away? he clings harder.

the way he looks at you should be illegal. you’ll be doing the most mundane thing—tying your hair up, reading a book, scrolling on your phone���and he’s just staring. soft eyes, lovesick smile, head slightly tilted like a puppy watching his favorite person. when you catch him, he just grins and shrugs like, “can’t help it.”

loves seeing you in his clothes. absolutely dies when you steal his hoodies, but it’s the way you act so nonchalant about it that gets him. you’ll be curled up on the couch in his sweatshirt, scrolling on your phone like it’s no big deal, and he’s just standing there, staring at you like he’s been shot.

he's shameless as fuck when showing you off. posts the most disgustingly sweet captions like the prettiest girl in the world under your photos, makes sure everyone knows you’re his. if someone so much as looks at you for too long, he’s pulling you closer, eyes narrowing like, mine.

loves when you baby him. scratches on his back? instantly melts. playing with his hair? he’s asleep in seconds. letting him lay in your lap while you scroll? he’s the happiest man alive.

when he kisses you, it’s deep. golden retriever bfs don’t do half-assed affection. he needs to make you feel it—gripping your waist, tilting your chin up, making sure you know you’re his.

thinks your annoyed face is the cutest thing ever. the more you act like you’re so done with him, the more he clings to you. “you love me,” he teases, grinning. you sigh dramatically, but yeah. yeah, you do.

in conclusion, jongin is v golden retriever!bf coded and is absolutelyyyy obsessed w his cool, aloof, secretly only-soft-for-him black cat!gf. congrats babyyyyy you now have an emotional support puppy for life 🤭🐶

[choerrysjubiles]

Riize as Ayesha Ero Songs

warning: my opinion!!! these are not serious at all and I'd love to hear what yall think of <3

a/n: anybody else obsessed with her?? I remember an old moot of mine doing an nct as ayesha songs and I wanted to do the same with these boys hehe

if i think about it long enough i will write a lil series with this as a guide

.・。.・゜✭・.���✫・゜・。.

Shotaro: Make U Cum

vibes, he's a confident guy and this is a confident song. taro gives me teasing bf vibes and this is something I feel like he'd vibe with

Eunseok: Vixen

I wanna give him girl next door, I really do (I can write something later) but he's very vixen!! trust me <3

Sungchan: Hard

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'm going insane thinking of this 😵‍💫

Wonbin: Delicious

Very hot girl coded, very wonbina

Seunghan: Yummy

seunghan u will always be that bitch and I will never let a loser say otherwise!!

Sohee: Little Bit Famous

worst day of my life was finding out why ppl were hating on this lil guy, he IS more famous than you and he CAN promise that

Anton: Girl Next Door

I wanna give him hard so so badly but i'm giving him girl next door, he's everything, he's the exact guy ayesha's writing abt

[soratonin]

okay.....its time to come clean to you all. when i was away on hiatus i……

TLDR: i acquired a new sexy thick girthy bf coded blorbo in my mind palace along with isagi named lin lie. I STILL LOVE ISAGI THE MOST THO THAT IS MY MAN but…. he now shares it with a new occupant ….. and it’s kind of serious….

mind you, my mind palace only consists of isagi. he is the only one in that palace. the only one to rule it if you will. yes i have other faves i love very much like oliver and kaiser and rin, yes... but they are not in that mind palace like that. they visit every now and then yes but that is not their premises They Do Not Live There. only isagi does because i love isagi. that is my loml i think about him 24/7 he is my blorbo okay The Blorbo even.

however…… until i took hiatus i…… i let another blorbo into my mind palace. YES CRAZY I KNOW!!! THATS BIG NEWS!!! but.... HE DOES.... HE LIVES THERE TOO NOW SO ITS NOT JUST ISAGI…

this blorbo is named LIN LIE. <3 <3 <3 he is IRON FIST in the comics / i mostly love from the game MARVEL RIVALS. he is a chinese marvel superhero from the comics "iron fist / the sword master." he is so sexy he had a divine sword shatter through him and a divine dragon save him from it and he’s immortal now because of it and carries the title of the iron fist. ANYWAYS. anyways…… this is him.

you can tell from the game and the comics. HE IS SOOOOOO AKDNDJDBF!!!!! he. IS SO BEEFY. AND THICK. ANDAND HIS VOICE IS SO SEXY. and he is MY OTHER BOYFRIEND who…… WHO I SELFSHIP WITH!!!! IM SORRY 🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AND it’s sOOOO fork found in kitchen because HE IS ACTUALLY SOOOOO ISAGI CODED ITS CRAZY ☠️ except he’s like. grumpier and more bratty but he’s so goal oriented in the same way isagi is and stubborn but a cutie patootie gentleman but a little tease too but mostly he’s SERIOUS about being a protector and a sword master / being iron fist after danny rand (aka the OG white iron fist who most ppl know lmao). a little gloomy in the backstory but he’s chill now. gets heated when any other male hero / villain in marvel tries doubting him even a little like he gets so mad lmao (like isagi in bllk). but also lie is just so bf and cutie and loyal lol like. ACK AND HES SOOOO THICK AND HANDSOME ANF FUCKJK MEEEEE. i never really cared about the white iron fist growing up ☠️ until this iron fist got revealed to me and he’s so peak and WOAGGGGGGHHHHH

he is also giving a very bisexual loser lowkey (he’s so perfect for me he was made for me)

ANYWAYS I HAD TO COME CLEAN ABOUT IT. NEW MAN IN THE SORA ESTATE !!!!! BE NICE TO HIM…. or mean i think he likes that either way

(i already created and designed a self-insert hero sora with him and she tops him from time and is cat coded but a spider-hero that flies :333 i might talk abt her / draw her sometime;; he mostly tops tho bc he is stubborn af and thick as fuck and i need him inside me so bad so we are like. 70/30 him topping me bottoming but yes. HE IS SOOO FUN i need him terribly bad he is also my other wifebf idk like. HE IS MY BF TOO im sorry and i will ummm…. Be Posting about him too 💔💔💔 BUT HE IS NOT ISAGI HE WILL NEVER BE ISAGI ISAGI RULES FOREVER he is just. well under him but there definitely)

[itsmattchou]

even if it's a dream, i like it !

pairing: zb1 maknae line x fem!reader warnings: swearing, broke reader, mentions of food, reader being drunk in gyuvins, english isn't my first language!!! genre: fluff, kind of crack if you squint synopsis: zb1 + kdrama cliches notes: had that idea so long ago and finally i have done it!! yay yippee. school has started again n i am not haply about it

SHEN QUANRUI :: rich boy x poor girl

who's seen this coming? everyone. everyone did.

ADDITIONALLY he fits the secret millionaire trope (my dream fr) but that's for another post

you grew up in a poor household, sometimes struggling to afford basic things

so you had a job after school to help your parents with money

your grades weren't all that good either as you barely had time to study

so now, after graduation, your job kind of ✨sucked✨

you work in some korean bbq shop and the salary is pretty much mid🥰

there was a group of people that were regulars at your store; they were most likely working at that firm nearby and went out to eat here because it was most convenient

but there was also a really handsome man among these people, and he seemed kind of interested in you???

but he always wore luxury items and shii n that stuff is intimidating, especially to a broke loser like u r

until he suddenly entered the shop without his colleagues and ordered what he usually ordered

but BAM when he paid he also asked your for your number and also asked you out on a date

BAM you said yes

bro took you out on multiple dates, always trying to woo you with his wealth but you weren't really affected by it (you know that scene in business proposal? "you know what my love and this card have in common?"? yes he pulled that stunt too. INSPIRED by the kdrama of course!)

IT HONESTLY THREW HIM OFF. but it also made you even more interesting to him so💕

you finally convinced him to let you plan a date and let you pay for everything (it took a lot of convincing.) and on that date you managed to learn more about his real personality he usually hid behind all his money

lovelicky > rich ricky every day fr

anyway you started being gf bf eventually!! he was out there spoiling you rotten and you were trying your hardest to keep him humble

lovely😍

KIM GYUVIN :: piggyback ride

for the sake of this headcanon. you two are legal adults OKAY?

SO you two were working in the same company!

he was the fun and loud colleague, while you were mostly keeping to yourself and focusing on work

you weren't all that close at all, more like acquaintances

but he was very nice to be around, so you liked working with him🫶

as you've seen it in kdramas, the whole group of colleagues sometimes goes out to eat or drink!

so now you were in some korean bbq restaurant (the stories connect😱) with them yay

gyuvin was busy telling a story about his pet toad gerald he had at age 7, ricky was busy staring at one of them korean bbq workers, and you were silently deciding on drinking tonight or not

but as you've also seen in kdramas, your higher ups ended up making you drink a shit ton with them for NO FUCKING REASONNN👹

it didn't help that your alcohol tolerance was really low too

so by the end of the night you were pretty much wasted. but hey, at least you were conscious!

gyuvin really liked you and your shy persona! so he was like "yo let me take her home" when your colleagues tried to figure out how to get you home

he knew you lived close by so he just decided to give you a lil piggyback ride to your home

you were way more outgoing when drunk, gyuvin figured

you were chewing his ear off about some drunk nonsense he could barely understand because you kept mumbling

when you arrived in front of your apartment, he made you enter the pin code and brought you in, trying to get you ready for bed (more or less)

you kept blabbering and somehow ended up crying your eyes out because you remembered gyuvins pet toad gerald had died

bro was straight up panicking😭😭

he tried to comfort you and (another cliché) you ended up falling asleep on him, leaving him NO CHOICE other than staying the night🫶🫶 because YOU DID NOT LET GO 👹

PARK GUNWOOK :: "yes, very beautiful."

schoolmates/friends to lovers? yes very much🥰🥰

and to spice it up you can imagine it as academic rivals to friends to lovers

ACADEMIC RIVALS TO LOVERS IS SUCH A GUNWOOK TROPE UGHHHHH💥

but, this too, is for another post <3

anyway!!

so i'm pretty sure south korea does not have a 4th of july typa thingy

or do they? i have no idea

but let's pretend they do! i mean why shouldn't south korea celebrate america's independence?! 😁

it was the day of that long awaited cool festival yay! and your friendgroup decided to go together

gunwook n you are in said friendgroup ^

so after school all of you met up at the festival ground and started to check out all the tents and what not

the hours went by quickly and the fireworks, the highlight of that festival, were getting closer n closer

but this is a fucking kdrama so naturally your friendgroup got separated because of the big crowd shortly before the fireworks started🥰

leaving you and gunwook alone. obviously

figuring you wouldn't be able to find your friends before it started, you two just searched for a nice spot to watch from

gunwooks mind was just racing because poor boy highkey has a crush on you (and you were oblivious to it👍🏻)

you found a great spot, not all too crowded and the firework show went off

it was really a gorgeous sight. all those different colors in the nightsky and the stars?? pretty

you were watching excitedly, your eyes practically glowing

"wow, look at this gunwook!! isn't it beautiful?", you asked, thinking he was watching the fireworks just like you did

he was watching you instead, a small smile forming on his lips at the endearing sight of you

"yes, very beautiful," he answered, truthfully

HAN YUJIN :: you trip and he catches you

now this one isn't only a kdrama cliché but you get it

off topic but i was reading that book where this happened like 5 times before they officially started dating (in 200 pages) i was screaming because it was so oVERUSED

anyway! now i'm also using this overused thing! yay! 🤩

so idk if you remember but i wrote one reaction that was like "them when you fall asleep on their shoulder". this thing happened prior to that (you n yujin really are a kdrama couple bro)

so your class were on this fun class trip where you were just. walking through a forest.

and the guide was talking about nature and shit, which wasn't very interesting, not gonna lie💀💀

so you were playing around with your friend yujin

who also happened to be your crush WHAAAAAT😱

you two were walking at the very back, not really trying to keep up with the rest of your class

but still making sure not to fall behind too much. losing them would be a big no no🥴

the path, of course, wasn't very even

it's a in a fucking forest after all WHAT DID U EXPECT

so while talking to yujin about something silly that happened to you just a few days ago, you weren't really paying attention to where you were going

and ended up falling over a branch! oh no!

but yujin reacted quickly and caught you before you could hit the ground, one hand grabbing your arm and the other holding your waist

CUE that short n awkward moment of eye contact while you're still in shock

"uhm" "yeah"

he let's you go and you two just continue going your way, pretending that shit never happened for the sake of everything 🥰

[hyunsvngs]

loser bf x hot gf trope is soooooo jisung coded, like he is just a little silly dude who is obsessed with his gf and would let her do anything to him and not so secretly he likes it !!! like i can see jisung BEGGING to his gf to STEP ON HIM and he would gladly accept and say thanks afterwards

lose bf x hot gf is just jisung trope 😔

- 🦷

jisung is so into cockstepping. BUT YEAHHHHH HES SO LOSER BF X HOT GF!!!!!!!!!! i decided that long ago bc me and him r dating

[gaybishmac]

Going thru a lot of.....intense emotions (in rapid succession yes you got me, I'm Mac coded) and instead of harboring on how bad I feel I'm throwing myself into this rewatch of Always Sunny season 8 episode 9 The Gang Dines Out, of course! Cause Macdennis rights, bitches!!!!

There's so much great content in Dennis' Chrissy Orlando speech ofc but currently thinking about Dennis singing that Mac is "the wind beneath his wings" when Mac is upset about Dennis not letting them get a karaoke machine.

I'm caught between 2 ideas

1. Dennis is rubbing in that he "can" sing better than Mac, after telling Mac he can't sing at the beginning of the episode

2. By singing, this is Dennis' hint that he's going to let Mac have a karaoke machine. He just gets distracted before he says this or surprises him outside of/after the episode or smth.

Now I prob need to write fic (duh) where Dennis surprises him with it AND they foreplay (maybe their first time?) by increasingly unhinged "sexy" karaoke numbers. Maybe they start a karaoke night between just the 2 of them, like movie night or monthly dinner type shit, and then it builds up from there? Endless possibility for my loser idiot bfs.

Send me your Macdennis karaoke dreams y/y???

This is funny coming from me with my countless unfinished Macden WIP that I add to ad infinitum and never finish lol.

I do have 2 Macden fics on ao3, but I'm self conscious about them even compared to some of the WIP lolol. I have def found typos in them on rereads too 🙃 but I'm @flaface on there fyi.

[purpledaisiesthings]

I recently binged the recruit s1, wow I didnt expect it to be as enjoyable as it was. I agree with the post you made eons ago lol- Hannah is so boring everything felt so forced. I didnt understand the whole owen is so selfish he destroys people when he wasnt the one bringing them into his business unless he really needed to but hannah was voluntarily inserting herself into the situation. Disappointing to see not much about the show on here, tt or even tiktok like ive unexpectedly become obsessed with max- I need to know everything about her lore. Like she mustve been a teen mom, why did she kill her husband, why did she want to go back to Russia etc. Also her scary gf x sunshine loser bf dynamic with owen really made the show so watchable- they're so golden retriever x black cat coded too. Fully believe she bought owen a watch as a kind gesture not just so she could track him. The angst of him being the first person she can trust and starting to open up to him only for him to walk away. Also hes honest with her too- about why he became a lawyer- which lbr he isnt with Hannah. Thinking about how he killed for max and she probably thought if it came down to it he wouldnt cause he wouldnt have the guts and it would have implications with the CIA 😫 Agh im so annoyed about the ending- max went through all of that to just die like that?! I flew through s2 mainly cause I fast forward a lot of it and yeah. Watching owen in s2 really highlighted how much max acc helped him navigate the crazy stuff he had to deal with. Another eye roll inducing hannah plot this season I'm afraid. Sorry to word vomit in your inbox again (last time I did that was about declan cameron who I'm missing dearly) you have great taste in ships btw

Oh noooooo..... don't tell me they're still carrying on with the Hannah/Owen plot in season 2 😭😭😭

I haven't watched the new season yet and tbh, I've been reluctant to watch it because Max is not in it. She made it so much more interesting to me. There was so much more to explore in her background and a lot of unanswered questions. I'm very disappointed, to say the least 😞

Anon, no need to apologize for the 'word vomit' 😄....I absolutely love getting inboxes about the shows/ships I love. Thanks ❤️

[taesanluv3r]

hiiii how are youu???

i was listening to some songs on spotify and came across sk8er boi and thought "wait this is so taesan coded" he was a punk she did ballet part especially

what do you think?? would you be down to write something like tihs??

HII ANON!! when i tell u i SCREAMED seeing this ask cause omg sk8er boi and i go way back i have proof LMAOAOA i just cldnt wait to respond to this bcs im also a sucker for this trope so i wld definitely be down to write it soon!!! (whenever i get my motivation back i promise 😭😭 pls be patient w me)

also i totally agree punk x ballerina is SO taesan coded i luv my stupid loser emo cat bf sm TT

anyways, keep a look out for when i get the motivation to write again - this will def be on my 'write asap' list!! (and if ur interested in a similar story, i have an woonhak fic called 'pas de deux' up on my blog - feel free to find it in my master list. it's hiphop dancer x ballerina :3)

ty again for this request!! hope i can bring it to life soon TT

(oh and here's an honorary pic from 2019 when i was in my peak sk8er girl era 😭)