#he's their platonic sugar daddy tho <3

[zehecatl]

Zhongli has two hands <3

[wangxianficfinder]

In the mood for...

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1. Thank you for answering my last request 🖤

For the next in “ITMF” I would like to read some good fanfics with Lan Wangji being older than Wei Wuxian

I’m okay with omegaverse, fantasy setting and problematic content in case anyone wonders @kanrax-blog

you only ever touch me in the dark by sweetlolixo (E, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, Dark LWJ, Older LWJ, Age Difference, Boypussy, Intersex WWX, Feminization, Rape/Non-con Elements, Dirty Talking LWJ, Stalking, Size Difference, WWX Has a Non-Con Kink, Dark WWX, Daddy Kink, Mirror Sex, Restraints, Virginity Kink, Blindfolds, Deranged4Deranged Wangxian)

and

4018 by sweetlolixo (E, 28k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, A/B/O Dynamics, Older LWJ, Immortal LWJ, Pregnant WWX, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Age Difference, Boypussy, Vaginal Fingering, Dry Humping, Knotting, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talking LWJ, Angst with a Happy Ending, Size Difference, Feminization) as well as few other works by sweetlolixo. beware tho quite a few of those fics deal with consent issues (although most of the time it is deranged4deranged wangxian)

Like stones on an unseen board by Vir_Abelasan (Not Rated, 11k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Dark LWJ, Older LWJ, Teacher LWJ, dark twin jades, Age Difference, Manipulation, Protective LWJ, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Corporal Punishment, Relatively canon-typical abusive Jiangs, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Not JC Friendly, Not Jiang Clan Friendly) lwj is mid-20s, wwx is ~18; dark-ish but protective twin jades; not jiang friendly. warning that this one ends pre-relationship!

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2. this is a bit specific but may i ask for fic where someone starts calling wwx 'the son of a-' and gets interrupted by 'the son of who? cssr, bssr's disciple? wcz, a rogue cultivator?' the cinderella fic has a similar line but not exactly (bc its said against wwx's own self deprecation). (honestly, i would also love a cutting response of 'ok he's the son of a servant and still better than all of u, you were saying?' but the gentry probably won't compute that lol) thank you!

SIMILAR! golden when the day met the night by glitteringmoonlight (Not Rated, 95k, WIP, WangXian, Canon, Slow-ish burn, Sugar Daddy LWJ, which is an anachronistic term for this fic but it fits, Light Angst, Fluff, Developing Relationship, WWX gets all the appreciation he deserves, even if he’s a bit confused about it at first, warprize au with a twist, in that everyone thinks WWX is a warprize, but LWJ has only platonic and honourable intentions, at first 😏, Eventual Smut) similar to #2, in the latest chapter of this fic, lwj interrupts someone who's about to call wwx son of a servant

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3. Hello! Do you know any fics with the same vibe as By Any Other Name by ShanaStoryteller? Or any like To Choose Another Path by TsumugiHitomi? Thank you so much!

The Concubine Mo Chronicles Series by Enigmatree (T, 71k, WangXian, Royalty AU, Prince LWJ, Concubine WWX, Mild Hurt/Comfort) maybe ?? or at least i kinda associate them lol

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4. Hi! Do any of you lovelies know of fics in which A) Nie Huaisang is the one to donate his core to Jiang Cheng? I mean, it's not like he's using it, right? And B) fics that feature Jin Zixuan & Mianmian's friendship? That doesn't have to be the fic's focus, but I'd love to see some backstories there. Both canon era and modern AUs are welcome. Thanks! @danegen

4B)

mianmian the disaster lesbian saves the cultivation world by likeshipsonthesea (T, 27k, wangxian, LWJ & LQY, LWJ & JZX, fix-it, friendship, awesome LQY, war, blood & injury, light angst, self-acceptance, awkward JZX)

Candy & Conspiracies by Reverie (cl410) (T, 16k, WangXian, XuanLi, MianQing, Jīn Sect WWX, Chaos Gremlin WWX, Fluff and Crack, Humor, Cloud Recesses, Found Family, pure idiocy, And some light murder, good madam jin, No Angst, Canon Divergence)

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5. anyone has any recommendations of modern with cultivation aus? preferably similar to "the truth will out (when caught in video)" by kizu_katana, or just good and similar to the book characterizations (im also a little in the mood for some not jiang friendly). thank you ♥︎

a tide in two seas by occultings (microcomets) (E, 81k, wangxian, modern w/ magic, parallel universes, post-canon, getting together, pining, case fic) this, is kinda modern, but as in modern wangxian travel back in tima and meet canon wangxian

💙 this river runs to you by sundiscus (T, 53k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Mutual Pining, Dragons, Literal Sleeping Together, Tender wound tending) and of course, my absolute favorite

Work in Tandem by MimiSpearmint (E, 23k, wangxian, LWJ & LSZ, modern cultivation, single parent LWJ, swordflight instructor WWX, fluff, protective LWJ, getting together, smut) but this one's jiang positive iirc

💙 the soft animal of your body by sysrae (T, 15k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, modern culitvation, Golden Core Reveal, Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Animal Transformation, Shapeshifting, Sort Of, Getting Together, Confessions)

Hear a song this deeply by so_shhy (T, 87k, wangxian, modern cultivation, music, kid fic, action/adventure, canon typical JGY behavior, slow burn, fluff & angst, happy ending)

Coil Tightly by Thunderstruck (Blueyed_Impala) (T, 50k, WangXian, Dragon LWJ, Shifters, Modern with Magic, WWX is oblivious to magic, Slow Burn, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, References to Animal Abuse but the animal is LWJ, Hurt/Comfort, WWX Has Self-Esteem Issues, WWX has abandonment issues, Possessive LWJ, Clueless Flirting, OC Lan disciples for plot reasons)

other earths and skies by binghecarer (T, 53k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, (but not in the typical way?), Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Scars and Injuries, Curses, making a deal with a mysterious mountain spirit (?) to help your found family?, there was only one bed and it had narrative significance, (oh my god it had narrative signigicance), Hurt/Comfort)

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6. #itmf some similar fics to "hidden in the clouds" by karmiya, as in cultivator lan wangji and courtesan wei wuxian 🩷🐇 thank you for the good work!!

Some Things Are Just Fate by Signe_chan (E, 24k, WangXian, Prostitution, Rape/Non-con Elements, Injury, it's soppy actually I promise, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending)

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7. Hi. For the ITMF I'd like to ask for fics where Wei Wuxian somehow hurts Lan Wangji unintentionally and obviously feels really bad about it (the more angsty, the better) but no WIPs please

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8. Hi there, can I hop on this IITMF series? Because I am in the mood for ✨️royalty wangxian✨️ and I feel like I've read them all (I know I haven't and need help finding some). Preferrably finished, but not a dealbreaker. I especially love ones that have passion through social etiquette, carefully crafted rituals, and words that mean WAY more than what they seem, you know? Sorry if its too much, its a tall order. Thanks also for this awesome account.

practicing our mistakes | End Racism in the OTW by isabilightwood (E, 49k, WangXian, Fairy Tale, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Friends to Lovers, royalty-adjacent AU, rom com, all the parents live, especially Mama Lan, who needs a divorce, consort competition, lwj does NOT want to participate, fake courting his best friend is the obvious solution, Qīnghéng-jūn's A+ Parenting, matchmaking while mutual pining, wwx is a mostly human-looking demon, Monsterfucking, Submissive LWJ, Dominant WWX, Bondage, (fully consensual), Outdoor Sex, Fluff and Light Angst, wwx's tail expresses his emotions, Bottom LWJ, Top WWX)

Royalty AU Compilation

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9. Hello! As always, thanks so much for all your work, I have found some beautiful works and authors thanks to you ^.^

I need help finding fics where cql! Wangxian meet novel! Wangxian or similar scenarios. I’m so sure I have read some of them but now I can’t find even one! Could you give me a hand please?

I remember enjoying the dynamics of “what do you mean you are/aren’t married!” And I just wanted to re read some :,)

Thanks!! @neko-in-gotham

💙 feel better love by Anonymous (T, 8k, WIP, WangXian, implied WangXianXian, Post-Canon, Crack Treated Somewhat Seriously, in a haha jk...unless? way, Light Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Crack, Crossover)

Key Differences by pupeez4eva (T, 5k, WangXian, Humor, Dimension Travel, Crossover, Drama!WWX meets Novel!WWX, Public Confessions, Post-Canon)

We always get what we deserve!(Doesn't matter even if you think you don't deserve it. Fate has mysterious ways!) by Ajareenlovesbtsandshinee (Not Rated, 16k, WIP, WangXian, Post-Canon, CQL WWX and MDZS WWX Exchange places, Happy Ending, Post-Canon Fix-It)

The Young, the Horny, the Jaded and the Jade: Partners in Time by Admiranda (M, 55k, WIP, WangXian, Established couple, Crossover, road trip with your older selves, teasing your younger selves about their obvious crushes, yin iron does yin iron things, mdzs/cql crossover, adult wangxian, Teenage Wangxian)

not quite the same by M00_Nie (T, 5k, WangXian, Post-Canon Módào Zǔshī Novel, Married WangXian, Established Relationship, Multiverse, WWX in MXY's Body, WWX in WWX's Body, Post-The Untamed (TV), flustered lwj, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, WWX being a menace, wangxian being in love, Dorks in Love, Alternate Universes, Fluff, A little bit of angst, WWX Being WWX, WWX is a Panicked Gay Supportive LWJ)

the roots by thelastdboy (E, 30k, wangxian, major character death, graphic depictions of violence, post-canon, post-untamed, MDZS/CQL combination, transmigrator LWJ, dimension travel, time travel, parallel universes, desperation, WWX pov, LWJ pov, heavy angst, mental health issues, giref/mourning, abandonment, depression, suicidal thoughts, hurt/comfort, getting together, rogue cultivator WWX, WQ lives, found family, cottagegore, it gets worse before it gets better) gotta do some self-promo for #9

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10. Hiii I love your page and I thank you for your hard work in finding us so many fics 😁

For the next ITMF, do you know of any fics about A) JC being brought back as a fierce corpse like WN and this making everything somehow better or B) any good crossover fics of Hualian just taking care of bb WY (or even after he dies) and just WY getting the family and status he deserves? @crazy-gay-killxr

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11. Hello! Thank you for all that you guys do!! <3

I was looking for some fics with wangxian as grandparents

The Boy with the Sunshine Smile by Witch_Nova221 (T, 153k, WangXian, Family Feels, Family Fluff, Post-Canon, Romance, Domestic Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Parenthood, Growing Up) it's not a major plotpoint, but wangxian become grandparents at the end of this story

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12. Hello hello! (＾▽＾) I was wondering if you got any fic were WWX's cultivation doesn't corrupt/actively harm him, like it's not really more dangerous then reguler cultivation, like he knows how to do it safely, something like that? it would also be nice if others learn that and/or WWX explain how it's safe,

Did I Not Explain Why the Sunset Turns Red? By 3988Akasha (E, 110k, wangxian, time travel, canon divergence, Canonical Character Death, Soulmates, Demonic Cultivation, Original Female Character(s), Emotional Constipation, Minor Character Death, Hand Jobs, Sexual Content, Bathing/Washing, Idiots in Love, Poetry, Mild Gore, Anal Sex, Angst, Rimming, Blow Jobs)

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13. ITMF the filthiest spiciest hottest WangXian fic you've ever read.

I Won't Tell If You Won't by anxiousTypist (E, 11k, WangXian, Modern AU, Masturbation, Public Masturbation, Semi-Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, but not really, no one sees, Coming In Pants, Wet & Messyish, Mildly Dubious Consent, PWP)

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14. Does anyone know if any TopGun Aus exist? I feel like mdzs would have a field day with this concept. Especially with the volleyball scene. I've read Pacific Rim au that was really good so I'm more or less curious since I see both of these movies in the same category. @skylar-lei1634

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15. Hi! So this one is a mix of itmf and ficfinder request, but I remember reading a fic where WWX got pregnant via talisman. Do you know a fic like this? Because I can‘t find it for the love of god, but I want that plot and more of it. Thank you so much! @desperation-is-my-middle-name (also in a previous FF post)

with arms wide open by violia (M, 4k, WangXian, Character Entering Into M/M Marriage Invents Mpreg In Hopes Of Pleasing Their Spouse With An Heir, Fluff, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, Slight Misunderstandings, secret reveal)

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16. any fics where wwx comes back to life and lwj doesnt recognize him but falls in love "again"? @chellsky

Love Song In Reverse by timetoboldlygo (T, 237k, WangXian, Amnesia, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Falling In Love, Slow Burn, agressively mixing and matching novel and cql canon, No Homophobia, Mentions of Starvation, Parental WWX) this one that i recently recced

By Any Other Name by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 31k, Wangxian, Canon Divergence, Crossdressing, Misunderstandings, Identity Porn, Identity reveal)

Tumblr series Lady Mo by Shanastoryteller is ongoing. Here's a link to the latest one because it has links to ask the previous installments so far, but definitely recommend reading in order so start with the first one.

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17. Hello, for the next ITMF(In the mood for), I’m looking for wangxian mpreg fanfictions with scenes of childbirth in. Preferably with Wei Wuxian being the pregnant partner.

Thank you for your work and i hope you have a great day.

Blood, Google, and Love by Prairie_Grass (E, 4k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, they were roommates, A/B/O Dynamics, Getting Together, Mpreg, semi graphic giving birth, Alpha LWJ, Omega wwx, Intersex Omegas, (or you could head-canon WWX as trans if you wanted), Fluff and Angst, the run-on sentences are on-purpose because WWX and LWJ are both:, neurodiverse characters, slightly traumatic birth)

Surprise Baby! by trulywicked (M, 10k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Modern Cultivation, Mpreg, Unplanned Pregnancy, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Didn't know he was pregnant, birthing scene, Little bit of blood, A/B/O Dynamics, Inspired by Twitter, Established Relationship, Fluff)

On The Way Home by vesna (mrsronweasley) (E, 59k, wangxian, Modern, Mpreg, Non-a/b/o mpreg, Unprotected Sex, Unexpected Pregnancy, Friends With Benefits, Getting Together, Pining while fucking)

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[korra-northeast-germany]

Mammon headcanons :)

A/N: celestial prince!Mammon + crow!Mammon and incubus!mammon are included. Btw all the Mammon's are dating their versions of diavolo, Barbatos, Mephistopheles, and solomon

Mammon

He pulls pranks on people whenever the opportunity is given

He copes with his trauma, stress, depression, anxiety, and other negative feelings by age regressing. His little age is 5 - 10.(back off u perverts)

Ha has ADHD(just like me frfr)

His favourite brother used to be Satan but after he became like the others he decided 'no' and no longer has a favourite.

He is the most motherly out of the 7 brothers, even mothering Lucifer at points.

He forgets mc exists

He's Luke's favourite demon.

My guy is trans and uses he/raven/tweet/pup pronouns (Tho he is preferred. These also apply to the other mammons)

My guys got titties and thighs that epically end lives

Bottom

Prince!Mammon

He is always has been and always will be ammerie's(god's) favourite son

Is titties are extra powerful 😘😘😘😘

Likes to be called prince when with the other Mammon's

Gets into fights with Lucifer and wins

His mother mode is extra powerful especially around luke

Micheal is his favourite brother

When his greed acts up, it acts up BAD. To the point he'll go on several stealing sprees than the others, then blank out for 2 weeks before coming back to his senses and having a breakdown

His sin and virtue are constantly at war with eachother. Luckily his virtue wins most of the time.

Often sleeps with a stuffed crow

Ponders the meaning of life a lil too much

He sometimes sleeps in either Ammerie or Michael's bed after a nightmare

Mainly lives in the celestial realm

Crow!Mammon

Is the villain!version of prince!Mammon

His brothers led him to his death and he hates 5 of them with a burning passion

Levi is his favourite brother but he has trouble trusting him

Is soul bound to Michal(lilith)

My guy gets a new crow every time he kills someone wether it be a human angel or demon. Of you die by his hand ur his crow child now

He hates Lucifer with a burning passion

Was dead for like 700 years got revived then ended up killing mc on accident

Happily embraces his stealing like no tomorrow and gets away with it

Planning to kill his brothers 😍

My guy owns every crow raven and magpie in all 3 realms and Any other universes that exist. Basically the bird god of u will

His crows do not allow him to get sleep so he's tired 24/7

His thighs are so juicy my god he can easily crush u with them 😍😍😍

Good at that glock glock 9000

Incubus!Mammon

He is the 5th born instead of Asmo and is also the avatar of lust

He's the most horny mammon there is.

Used to be a porn star

Barbatos, diavolo, and Mephistopheles are his sugar daddies 😍😍😍😘😘😘

Often sneaks out at night to see one of his bfs because Lucifer and the others are too protective

His titties and thighs basically out do the other Mammon's 10 fold

Constantly goes running to diavolo when he wants to get his way after Lucifer grounds him

Litterally isn't allowed to leave the home without one of he brothers to accompany him

Are you an asshole to him? Cool he just fucked you, your mom, you dad, your girlfriend, your boyfriend. Basically he's a who-

Actually loves to cuddle and shows his love through touch, his very blatant when it comes to public displays of affection both platonic and romantic

Still kicks people's ass 😍

Uses his charms to get whatever he wants

Better than asmo 😍😍😍😍😍

A/n: some of these are jokes, guess which ones 🙂

[icantspeakspanish]

Being Seijoh‘s queer manager - Headcanons

Ship: Platonic!Oikawa x Platonic!Reader / Platonic!Iwaizumi x Platonic!Reader / Platonic!Hanamaki x Platonic!Reader / Platonic!Matsukawa x Platonic!Reader

Warnings: actually none. It’s just fluff and maybe the 3rd years flipping of some mean people

masterlist

A/n: I recently can’t stop thinking about headcanons to that, so enjoy I guess🕳🚶

Coming out to them

Oikawa Tooru

Okay listen

Oikawa pays SO MUCH attention to his friends

Like, if you’re looking at a person longer than u look at other people, this mf will notice that right then and there

Don’t worry, he wont just point that out

Maybe he‘ll drop some dumb comments like the dumb clown he is, but he wont spill anything

Oikawa is going to be more observing

One day you just hang out with him

and this shithead has a fucking plan

I do not kid you when I‘m telling u he has a whole maSTERPLAN??😀

both of you are on your own phone, you scrolling though Instagram liking memes about ur closeted sexuality and laughing inside, I see you

Then Oikawa plays on purpose one song

„Me and your girlfriend playin' dress up at my house..“

You immediately freeze

🎶👹Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious👹🎶

You literally try so hard to sent a gaze on Oikawas phone without him noticing

LMFAO NOT U FAILING

Anyways

You see in the upper corner of your eye how Oikawa is grinning SO BOLD AT YOU BYE

Brb, just getting a tomato to complain it to your face❤️

Tbh, he wasn’t even sure till you turned red like there ain’t no other choice

You just acted obvious as fU-

Oikawa will deadass laugh at your confused face, but then hug you

„Why didn’t you say anything? I could‘ve get you a significant other so much earlier???“

Slap him pls

After you tell him that you just felt really anxious or something like that, Oikawa will hug you again

He will tell you that he loves you no matter what and that he‘s sure the team will too

Oikawa will absolutely get you like a pride flag to surprise you

He‘s so proud of you and happy you told him🥺

Oikawa will literally look in public out for a partner for u 💀

Put a leash on that piece of crap, or I will

If you’re part of the asexual spectrum, Oikawa will make sure no one is making you uncomfortable and to know your boundaries about jokes, touching, etc.

Will text u things like

„Y/N PLEASE DON‘T TELL ME U DATE THEM?? IS U BLIIIIIIND?????!“

Hit him

„If you have to reject this dipshit one more time, I‘ll let Iwaizumi and Kyiotani go WiLD😐“

Love him

„If you wont make a move on them, I will🤨“

Throw him off a bridge

Oikawa is always going to be there for you, ready to let his fangirls flip off everyone who just looks the wrong way at you

He just loves you and wants u to be happy🥺

HE‘S STILL RUDE ASHSDJDN

Iwaizumi Hajime

Iwa isn’t suspecting anything

Sure, he cares about you, but he doesn’t care about which gender u love

He doesent think that is any of his business, he just wants u to be happy and treaten well and taken care of

Pls I love him

since Iwaizumi wont suspect anything, you’ll have to make the first move into this conversation.

So when you and Iwa walk home after practice it seems like the perfect time

You don’t know how to start, so you sorta just blurt that shit out

„Iwaizumi?“

„What‘s up?“

„I‘m ____“

„Okay.“

Your legs stop moving

You look at him like 👁👄👁

he be having the audacity to stop walking and ask you what’s wrong

„Did you understand what I just said?“

„Yeah, why?“

Y/n.exe stopped working

„WHY DO YOU JUST SAY „OKAY“ LIKE A FOOL?!“

„EXCUSE ME?“

Iwaizumi.exe crashed too

„What else am I supposed to say?! You’re my friend, I don’t care which gender you having sex with!“

He ain’t good with words I‘m sorry🧑‍🦯

Will ruffle you’re hair and tell you not to worry, he can beat up any gender😩👌

I actually don’t think he‘d ask you questions. He doesen’t want to make you uncomfortable and just googles about it if there’s anything he doesen’t understand. Iwaizumi is actually pretty invested and wants to learn about your sexuality since one of his closest friends just came out to him.

If anyone is being rude to you, Iwaizumi will pop off

If he’s shopping or smth like that and sees something with pride colors / your flag colors, he will buy that and give it to you

Definitely ready to beat up anyone who tries to insult you because of your sexuality

Radiates big protective dad energy and wants to meet your partner before y’all go out

Iwa just wants you to stay safe

10/10 would recommend marriage 💯

Hanamaki Takahiro

„Are you gay?“

You look pale into his face

„whAT?!“

LMFAO I‘D BE CONFUSED TOO

„Is that a yes?“

„MAKKI!“

I don‘t even know why, but he would definitely know

Not your sexuality EXACTLY, but he knows you ain’t straight

Makki also uses that as an explanation and tells you you didn’t looked hetero from the start

Excuse you-

He‘s just a natural i guess

You tell him then what your actual sexuality is and Hanamaki is so chill about it

Will smile at you and tell you that he‘s proud of you and maybe apologizing for blurting that shit out of the blue

If someone is making you uncomfortable in anyway, Hanamaki will hunt them down to make them apologize

he will sent you some lgbtq+ memes and capture it with „That reminds me of u“

Matsukawa Issei

Hear me out

He makes jokes often

and since you (as seijohs manager) hang out with them often, both of you joke often

like y’all have some insiders, you give joking answers to his jokes

so when you and Mattsun went out to get drinks, he was joking as usual

„He/she’d be a great fiancé. dont you think?“

U look in the direction he’s pointing and see a friend group who’s chatting

„Naaah. His/her friend looks hotter“

u actually said that without thinking and as soon as you realize u started to blush and look to him

Matsukawa still looks into that direction.

„you’re right, they got that dumptruck“ BYE

„Matsukawa Issei, I knew youre an ass dude!“

pls y’all are so casual

after that he asks you if you meant that and really are interested in this gender

„wait that’s ___, right?“

you nod a bit surprised because you didn’t expect him to know the name of your sexuality

WOULD SENT YOU MEMES TOO AND ASK PEOPLE OUT FOR YOU BYE

Matsukawa looks intimidating like Iwaizumi, but he‘d joke around with your date tbh

but if they’re being shitty to you, Matsukawa won’t hesitate to sent them to hell

as long as they won’t hurt you physically, he will make so mean jokes, always pick a fight with them and is SO sarcastic towards them💀

mattsun also made you a playlist with like pride songs

Going to a Pride parade with them!!

OIKAWA IS SO EXCITED JABSNFBXB

He will absolutely wear a pride flag and be SO proud

he‘ll tries to make some friends for you so you have some people who‘re like you

hes a dumbass, sorry<\3

when you ask Iwaizumi to come with you and the team, he will firstly act annoyed and like he doesen’t want to go but Oikawa drags him anyway dw

if there’s like rainbow ice he will buy it for you what a sugar daddy

Iwaizumi will act annoyed and bored for most of the time, but as soon as you look two seconds away from him and turn back around, this men has rainbow flags on both of his cheeks🥺

someone also gave him a small pride flag and he’s swinging it since then the entire time GOD I‘M SO DOWN FOR SOFT IWAIZUMI PLEASE

some guys talked to him because they thought he’s 💅🏻 and hot and Oikawa let out a scream BAHAHA

Iwa explained himself so politely tho<3

Hanamaki found SO MANY FRIENDS GOODBYE

ofc he and matsukawa bought this thing with what you can draw those rainbow flags on your cheeks and they put it on Oikawas, yours, Iwaizumis and their own face

actually they have now rainbowflags all over their body because they think they look cool🧚‍♀️

and they will protect you from creeps <3

remember when I said Mattsun made a playlist for you? Oikawa‘s blasting that shit and dancing to it ofc he danced with you duh

after that day, Hanamaki changed y’all’s gc name to „y/n‘s protection squad“

[full-course-identity]

gonna split this between canon character ships and oc-sprinkled ships. we'll start with canon (i also know most of these answer but eh): jeremy/rich, mr. heere/mr. reyes, michael/chloe, jake/rich, squip/michael, squip/brooke, brooke/madeline (STILL COUNTS, SHE'S TECHNICALLY A CANON CHARACTER), squip/rich's squip (in general fanon 'rich's squip isn't mo' situations--i'mma ask about OUR r!squip in the next ask)

HI SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

Warning: Some of this goes into darkfic territory, and is lightly NSFW/NSFT.

Jeremy/Rich

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell (when this option is italized, it means OTP feelings, not Shipping Them As Problematique)

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ALWAYS-FLUFFY (or the comfort portion of hurt/comfort, or tragic lovers, etc) SHIP. It makes me SO VERY INCREDIBLY happy; Rich and Jeremy have this magnetic chemistry in the musical and in fandom--Hell, I even genuinely enjoy most fanon interpretations of the ship, which is really rare for me (still don’t read much fanfiction besides yours though... >u>; )

Also? Hot. Very hot.

... that was not meant to be a pun but I think it probably is...

Mr. Heere/Mr. Reyes

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell (bolding this one means it is/can be Problematique, obvs)

Platonic H/R? Nahhh. I think portraying both of them as queer is a good idea (Reyes gay and aro, Heere bisexual with a strong preference for women and femme enbys), but it just feels like Mr. Heere would want something else tbh. I mean, Mr. Reyes is pretty openly anti-children during the play, and Mr. Heere really loves his son and his son’s friend. I just can’t imagine they’d have much chemistry if they tried dating

Oh but what if... they were predators bonding over their mutual love of abusing the vulnerable people in their lives... haha jk... unless?

Michael/Chloe

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

This... is fascinating. I’m getting more into bisexual Michael for the sake of variety, and this would be... a very fun ship, actually. Especially if it was the two of them targetting Jeremy together... or, oh, actually, this would be a FANTASTIC companion to a Jeremy/Brooke story, w/ Michael and Chloe playing the villains... hm...

(I just really like playing around w/ evil Michael)

Jake/Rich

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

I’m so torn on this one. I really dislike most Jake/Rich in large, large part to just... the fandom around it... but I can also picture it being really fucking good in NSFW art, portrayed in particular ways (especially if it doesn’t act as a companion to boyfs), or like, if you did it? IT COULD GENUINELY WORK, but I haven’t seen it done in a way I particularly enjoyed.

Evil!Jake on good!Rich is fun, though I’m not suuuuuper into it--it’s a VERY nice change of pace with us, I like it in AUs, but I prefer Jake to just not be involved or else a small blip/one-off mention... or as the metaphorical sugar daddy to shenanigans gfnbhjvgfdfvdjnjvhfk

Squip/Michael

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

... I’m sorry friends, I’m just not interested. I see why it’s intriguing, I can see that it has what-if potential, but I just can’t care. Not even in an OT3 with Jeremy (though Jeremy being in a relationship with both of them separately would actually be pretty cool). 

tbh, if I have to ship the Squip with a human that isn’t Jeremy, I reaaaaaally like your growing interest in his and Rich’s relationship. 

Oh, and...

Squip/Brooke

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

Much as I think Squip is generally boy and nb masc-attracted attracted, Squip/Brooke would be genuinely, extremely, incredibly fucking adorable. I wouldn’t do much with it personally, but this is the sorta thing I’d love to see shippy art and/or an ask blog for if that makes sense?

Fuck dude, Jeremy watching his Squip come back in a body just to fuck his ex is the funniest shit ever tho, he’d be so disgruntled.

Brooke/Madeline

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

[insert heart eyes emoji]

Even though we’ve generally portrayed Mads as het-but-fools-around-a-little, this is probably my other Really Good Brooke Endgame Ship right next to Brooke/Jenna. I just feel that like... their chemistry, both how we portray it plus the canon stuff (“implied sluttiness” and the way Brooke thinks she’s so cool and tries to model herself off her) is. Mmm. Mmmmmm. 

Plus, not to be all My Autism Makes Me Hyperfocus On Other Character’s Autism, but like... their autistic peculiarities would line up fantastically? Imagine them cuddling and like... touching each other to stim...

squip/rich's squip

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell / additional category: I’m genuinely unsure because I’ve only seen hints of how other people portray Rich’s Squip

So the thing about Rich’s Squip in the fandom is that like... outside the occasional character design making a brief appearance in larger prints, nobody really talks about them?

I mean. Okay, granted, I haven’t read enough fanfic yet (... God I really want to eventually, I’d just like a Handy Guide for Who Is And Isn’t An Anti and also I keep going “okay but x character would never be like that” even though that’s wroooong and I don’t seem to have that issue in visual media and....... you get the picture), but after... 2017? After the fandom’s first explosion died down, people rarely talked about R!S. 

I think this was a direct reaction of the Anti movement finally making the solid change to fandom landscape it’d wanted to, unfortunately; this found a swift and sudden tidal wave of backlash to most Squip (primarily shipping) related anything, seemingly killing ALL Squip content that was not sufficiently “briefly used for boyfs or JakeRich angst” enough for a good long while.

Eventually, the growing rise of a sub-fandom around Squip thirsting and Squip redemptions (attempting to be ~untainted by gross shippers~, usually) started around the time badlydrawnBMC started to really pick up steam along with a few selfshippers, inspiring people to Squip-ship in an “acceptable manner”.

The problem is, none of this has affected Rich’s Squip--at least, not yet. The kinda people scared of (or that are) antis have “no good reason” to redeem Rich’s, since “she” (he/they at the beginning of BMC fanon, widely-used she now) did or caused stuff way more egregious, IE the fire, making Rich a bully, and stifling his bisexuality. As a result, there’s a very subtle, unspoken pressure not to really... use her much. 

Jokes are... mostly okay, but there’s a huge preference for Kermit!Rich!Squip if you do.

Anyway.

From the little bit we hear of her in actual canon, Rich’s own words and her brief voice and stuff... I could see her being much colder, possibly meaner then Jeremy’s Squip, probably. They probably have a dom!bottom/sub!top abusive slave relationship. She makes Rich fuck her while mocking everything he does, and then seduces him and promises a little bit of love when he tries to refuse. He would be hopelessly devoted to her, desperate for her approval, and she’d string him step by step. By the time he realizes how well and truly fucked he is, it’s too late; the last stand happens, they fight in front of everyone, and it all goes up in smoke.

Thanks for the question! Hopefully the next doesn’t take this long @_@

[flowerwrites06]

OOOO can we see the list of reqss 👀🤭

Ok A y

1. Anon: Hey I really really love your writing☺️☺️ Since you want a suga request so could you please write a fluffy suga scenario (no angst please😭😭😭😭) where he sees other members with their respective gf being cuddly and intimate and doing PDA and that gets him thinking that since he is not a great of skinship or PDA he is denying his own gf of that joy(though his gf has no problem). So after that he tries to change himself and starts being more intimate. I would like if you end in your way😁😁💜

2. Anon: For the clingy onee could you please write it for jimin too like maybe hes angry or smthn cuz apparently hes scary when hes angryy also im different anonnn ♥️♥️

3. Anon: Hey love! Could you do a (angst/fluff) frat boy yoongi scenario? You can make it whatever you want, i’ve just been on a frat boy bts craze lately. Thank you!!

4. Anon: Could you pretty please do a Y/N and JK where he meets a foreign noona? Idk how this jungkook with long hair that has been dropping panties left and right will act if he meet her like tomorrow. lol thank you!

5. Anon: Since the boys are on vacay rn, could you do little request were joonie takes you on a couples trip to Greece with rapmonie??

6. Anon: (tis for he giggles but i do love lil meow meow 🐱 and since you pleaded!!) could i have a scenario of yoongi falling asleep on his crush/s.o’s chest and the other members teasing him for it? 👀 😂 thank you 💕

7. Anon: could i ask for a scenario/reaction where the s.o requests that they spend the day in watching old cartoons (and maybe building a pillow fort while at it?)? I’ve just been reminiscing about the oldies lately (like ‘ the powerpuff girls’, ‘ ed, edd’n’ eddy’, ‘ codename: kids next door’, ‘ dexter’s laboratory’, etc...) - for yoongi, jungkook and whoever else you think would be cool to put in this ask! thank you!

8. Anon: Yoongi calling you clingy, please? I'd be very happy if you wrote it

9. Anon: hey bro i actually love ur belle oc so much tho!!! surprised people were more on the y/b side but anyway!! a jk fluff where y/n is at some event/party/idk some place loud and she’s has a panic attack due to the loud noise maybe there’s a fight idk and jk comforts her? it’s a bit btec and basic so do it if u want 🥺🥺 ur cool ily have fun dude

10. Anon: heyyy, this is a bit sad but could i have a request for the boys having a s.o who cannot express their feelings easily because they were always oppressed by abusive relatives and peers so they cannot trust people easily, rather preferring to keep everything in so others won’t take advantage of them or think the s.o is a burden? (i cut ties with mine and am slowly recovering but it’s though at times to express myself due to it) i understand if you don’t want to do this, so thank you anyways  also, I forgot to add: I’d like Yoongi, Namjoon and Hobi for this request. Thank you.

11. Anon: hello my love. I see that you’re taking requests for lil meow meow. Could I mayhaps get a fluffy yoongi realizing how much he loves his gf and writing some soft music for her pls? ily and stay hydrated 💖

12. @xmagicxshopx: Hello there, dear. I was wondering if I could request where Jungkook is a CEO and you are his secretary but he notices you're pushing yourself too hard and he winds up finding you fainted at your desk and it gets fluffy with love confessions afterwards.

13. Anon: omg a smut filled (some fluff too bc ugh feels) fuckboy yoongi story is what i need in my life rn 😭😭

14. Anon i have an idea for a taehyung scenario!! could it be where reader (s.o) and him go on a vacation to a place where it has endless green fields amongst the mountains, horse riding and maybe running barefoot amongst the flora (picture ireland maybe?? or scotland) because the s.o has always wanted to enact a princess like scenario where they could do that, maybe tae buys the tickets as a surprise & yeah let’s say it’s all fluffy and cheesy 🧀 💕 thanks!!

15. @notyourangelanymore: this is something platonic but sometimes i wonder how it would unfold if it were to happen irl, so... could i have a reaction of seokjin at a fansign and having a fan coming in & throwing puns at him in the ultimate pun battle of the century? 😂 (not that i got any JAMS but y’know... a person can dream 💫)

16. @yourteenagememory: hi there, Lovely ! Could i please get a Yoongi imagine in which the two of you are on some kind of family event with your or his relatives and he’s all lovey dovey and you get asked about marriage and stuff 😖 I’m so precise but idk that’s been stuck In my head for years and I’ve never gotten a good imagine out of it ❤️😂 thank you very much ❤️

17. Anon: i know this might sound weird but I really love the ocean 🌊 and the animals within it, and ever since watching videos of people swimming with them I’ve been wanting to do it too! could we have hobi and joon reactions to doing this with their s.o (and the s.o doesn’t want to end it when they have to go back to the hotel/home or smth? like ‘ i’ve become one with the fish 🐠! ‘) could also include stingrays, reef tip sharks (like the ones in the bahamas) or turtles to be more varied idk. thanks 🐳

18. Anon: this is for the giggles as tol anon inspired me!! (also a fanfic on wattpad drove me to it) but could we have a scenario where the bts members are supposed to meet yoongi’s s.o for the first time and at first the members don’t have like extremely high expectations, but then when said s.o appears they’re floored because his s.o is like tier level of beauty or smth of the sort (for extra comedy maybe they could even be some sort of model (swimwear or lingerie even if ya want bcs #fun) 🤷🏻‍♀️ ty

19. Anon: hey love!!! could i request a jimin sugar daddy au where oc is having a rough time (maybe with school or family issues??) and tries to hide it when she’s with jimin but she finally opens up and jimin shows her that she does care. totally fine if requests are full now!! you’ve done amazing so far with them thank you! 💗

20. Anon: Umm would you be okay with writing little!oc being upset and stressed so they have a breakdown and Jin kinda just hugs them and makes them feel better about it. Its a weird one ofc u dont have to ♥️

hehe..im f i N e 

[farklelucas]

Reddie for the OTP ask game?

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

richie is a sugar daddy 2k17. ahsdjfk im just kidding but it’s richie

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

snuggly boi eddie curls up in richie’s lap and when richie makes fun of him he firmly but politely tells him to shut the fuck up

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

richie is half naked and eddie is angry about it

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

let’s face it they both stay up all night. but at least eddie regrets it.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

richie burns everything, eddie lovingly scolds him and then makes cookies

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

richie reads the prompts and eddie ignores his messages

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

EDDIE WEARS RICHIE’S SWEATERS, WHICH LITERALLY COME DOWN TO HIS KNEES

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

eddie is the runner and he gets so fucking mad when richie asks the question. “nO rIcHiE, iT’s AlMoSt LiKe I wAs A lItTlE bUsY”

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

eddie gives directions but he doesn’t always give them super well and gets frustrated when richie doesn’t understand (jokes on him richie does understand 99% of the time and sometimes just gets eddie flustered on purpose)

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

richie poses while eddie draws but richie fidgets so eddie has to tell him to stay still about ten million times

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

eddie does the backflips bc richie isn’t coordinated enough for that shit, and richie strolls in, his mask forgotten in the car, accidentally facing all the cameras directly, laughing at eddie

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

richie overdoes it and eddie takes the alcohol and fucking dumps it what a savage

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

richie is RICHie LMAO no im jk but definitely rich

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

richie has no connection to his family so he’ll accidentally write “richard kaspbrak” on everything. eddie loves it.

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

eddie screams. richie screams. they both scream. bev comes and gets the spider.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

eddie gives his to richie bc let’s face it, eddie would tell richie to bring a coat bc it’s cold and then richie would stubbornly refuse and then when they were out richie would be shivering in his fucking hawaiian shirt and eddie would sigh and take off his jacket and throw it at him, all, “here… it looks good on you…. idiot” even though it’s super small on him

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

i don’t think either of them have siblings but…. if you don’t think bill denbrough, eddie kaspbrak’s Best Friend TM, does not sit down richie tozier and threaten to murder him if he upsets eddie, the platonic love of his life…… then ur wrong

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

eddie honestly. richie has them Sweet Abandonment Issues and would never say it first.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

mmmm not The BEST parents on the planet but honestly who can be that good. although they’d be that great balance of ‘fun dad’ and ‘cautious dad’ and that would be great. i think they’d be good that’s me.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

EDDIE V RICHIE

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

they both get attacked by bullies and both lay down and die and maybe bill protects them  both lol

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

richie makes the puns and eddie throws shit at him

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

RICHIE DEFINITELY IMPULSIVELY BOUGHT EDDIE A PUPPY AND EDDIE CRIED

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

richie, long Boi, gives eddie, smol Boi, piggyback rides

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

honestly. both. but i feel like richie is lazier so he’s less likely to participate in activities so he’s more the cheerleader.

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

richie definitely takes pictures of eddie, sleeping, drooling on his shoulder, dog on Lap

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

oh god eddie definitely does richie’s makeup bc richie is putty in eddie’s hands. bev teaches eddie and eddie loves doing it and so. richie in makeup!!!

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

okay headcanon time - eddie has always wanted a cat and richie is dead allergic. so eddie suggests compromise: hairless cat. he loves his cat, cleo, but richie is always sus bc it’s still…. a cat. cleo is sus of him too tho. and their dog. her allegiance lies with eddie tbh.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

richie bc he’s Tall

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

they would travel everywhere tbh. but i think their fave would be like england and they would definitely go to abbey road and richie would singlehandedly recreate the beatles’ pic. eddie would take all the pics.

send me a ship