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[numbaoneflaya]

Heehee hoohoo so update here had a power surge when the electricity went out and it fucked over my electronics so my computer is basically dead and would not turn on :D dropped it off at a repair place this morn and payed extra for it to be put at the head of the repair line bcs I need it but. Terrified it could just be fried completely and I’ll have lost all my data and saved games and art and work stuff and school stuff and everything :D hehe hoohooo

[meanlesbean]

really insulting of my health insurance to send me my benefits card and include a "thanks for choosing us!" letter when 1) given an actual choice, this insurance company would be last on my list & I'd actually much rather burn it to the ground and 2) I ALSO received a bunch of letters telling me that they don't want to approve my medications and it's my job to get my doctor to presecribe me alternatives

[astercontrol]

omg this is a cursed fanfic idea

Premise:

Before MCP captured him, Ram was an actuary program for an insurance company. But that means he's got some features that can't really be used much on the Game Grid, right?

Taking a page from "Overcharged" : let's say, like in that fanfic, his actuarial subroutines still get supplied with power but never get used-- causing energy buildup to painful levels, until he needs to relieve it by getting circuit-stimulated to the point of overload and reboot.

A thought experiment, here:

Is circuit-stimulation the only way to bleed off that energy?

or could he also get relief through the actuarial subroutines themselves?

"just let the nerd do math when he wants to!" seems like an obvious solution

But would that work only as a preventive measure to stop energy buildup from happening?

Or could it be used as a release valve once he's already gotten all overcharged?

My instinct says the latter is possible... but it would go slower. Torturously, edgingly slower.

Which leads me to the premise of the weirdest kink idea I've ever thought up:

...

Could an adventurous dom keep Ram restrained until he was going crazy with energy buildup... and then make him do their taxes til he gets off on it?

Or, better yet, their insurance?

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A taste of the absolute batshit crackfic idea I'm thinking of:

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"I'm not going to deny you release, Ram. You'll get it. I'll make you discharge all that pent-up actuarial energy, don't worry. But not all at once, program. Yes, you will get to have that good feeling that you get from helping folks plan for their future needs. But you will get it one drop at a time, one tiny step of progress at a time, while you get passed around from the pharmacy to the doctor's office to the insurance company to the damn pharmacy again, until you get that motherfucking prior authorization to go through...."

"ah... ahh... Is this... nnngh... is this 'cause I told you I deserve to be punished? For the whole working-for-an-insurance-company thing?"

"It's because I need you to do this, Ram. Don't make me start thinking about real punishment. But don't think I'm not gonna enjoy it-- watching you on the phone with fucking Healthpartners, trying not to moan and beg."

"aaah... I'll do whatever you ask, User, please..."

...

(...as a pharmacy technician in my sad off-Grid life, I guess fanfic can be more than one kind of outlet...)

[kumeslaboratory]

i miss blue cross blue shield & walgreens 😭 ever since i switched to healthpartners & cvs… healthcare has been so fckin expensive ughhhh i hate growing up real bad miss being on my dads health insurance never had to pay for nun before 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 if anything maybe a lil $10 copay literally could break down & cry rn i feel like i take one step forward in this adulting shit just to get knocked back a whole floor level

[distilinfo]

HealthPartners and UnitedHealthcare Part Ways on Medicare Advantage Plans

A significant change is happening as HealthPartners ends its partnership with UnitedHealthcare, affecting 30,000 users who now must find new insurers or providers. This separation is due to HealthPartners' allegations of high denial rates and delays in payments by UnitedHealthcare. The split impacts Medicare Advantage, Medicaid, and employer plans, raising concerns about equitable healthcare access. UnitedHealthcare claims it offered solutions, but HealthPartners decided to end the partnership, putting patients in a difficult position. This breakup highlights broader issues in the healthcare industry, with hospitals and insurers frustrated by Medicare Advantage plans' approval processes. Patients are encouraged to explore new Medicare options during the annual enrollment period from October 15 to December 7. As negotiations continue, the focus remains on finding affordable, effective health options for seniors while addressing the inconsistencies in coverage decisions. For more detailed updates, visit Distilinfo.

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[jonison]

HealthPartners Institute conducts health services

HealthPartners Institute conducts health services I’m excited to share with you the incredible work being done at HealthPartners Institute in the field of health services research. As an expert in writing engaging blog posts, I can confidently say that their research efforts are truly making a difference in improving healthcare delivery and patient outcomes. With a focus on enhancing the…

[doctorshospitalkasaragod]

Our team at the K squad night

#healthpartners#TeamDh kochi.

[stuartbramhall]

Taxpayers Fund Initiative for Dentists to Push HPV Vaccines

By  Brenda Baletti, Ph.D.  The National Institute of Dental and Craniofacial Research (NIDCR) awarded over $685,000 to HealthPartners Institute to test strategies for getting dentists to recommend the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine to children and young adults ages 11-26, documents obtained by Children’s Health Defense (CHD) via a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request revealed. The…

[movemobilityinc]

Local Family Gifted with Accessible Mobility Van

Have you ever considered how simple it is to get into and out of a vehicle? If you have muscular dystrophy, it’s not a simple task. According to healthpartners, over 50,000 canadians have live with muscular dystrophy. In may 2019, movemobility took part in an event that made life for a local winnipeg family a little bit easieraster.

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[jobswebusa]

RN Medicine Specialties (Unassigned) at HealthPartners

RN Medicine Specialties (Unassigned) at HealthPartners

Full Job Description HealthPartners is currently hiring for an RN. We are a nonprofit integrated care delivery and financing system based in Bloomington, MN. At HealthPartners, you’ll find a culture where we live our values of excellence, compassion, integrity, and partnership. By working together, we will improve health and well-being, create exceptional experiences for those we serve and make…

[recentlyheardcom]

COVID, flu and RSV squeeze hospitals already struggling with staffing

COVID, flu and RSV squeeze hospitals already struggling with staffing

If you feel like everyone you know is sick with something — COVID-19, the flu or some other virus — you are not alone. “There is no question, the number of respiratory illnesses is significant across the board,” said Dr. Mark Sannes, HealthPartners co-executive medical director. “It’s an earlier season than we are used to. Fortunately, it hasn’t been severe illness, but there’s no question…

[afceuganda]

Administrative Assistant

Job Summary Reporting to the Chief Finance Officer (CFO), the Administrative Assistant will be responsible for overseeing the administration function for Mbarara office. Minimum Qualification:Bachelor Experience Level:Mid level Experience Length:3 years Job Description/Requirements Location: Mbarara Organization background HealthPartners Uganda is a locally registered foreign NGO with its…

[pioneerhealth-blog]

Living The Fitness Lifestyle

Various you have kept in touch with me about how to move toward the days when you are not working out, when you are not following a dinner plan and when you are not booked to take an interest in a physical wellness occasion or something to that affect. We will in general call these "off days" or "rest days," a few people even have a "slow time of year" and I will in general think these names are entirely suitable. I think the significant thought or idea we who take part in and carry on with the wellness way of life must have is that there will never be the point at which our body is sitting idle. The main time your body will even verge on doing nothing is the point at which you are dead and afterward it is as yet accomplishing something; it's called rotting  Read more

[escondidolibrary]

It’s coming up! The 2nd Annual Wellness Fair is only five days away! Join us this Saturday, January 11th, from 10:30 AM to 1:00 PM! Visit with multiple community health partners, learn more about keeping your family healthy, and start your new year off right! #escolibrary #wellnessfair #escondidoca #librariesofinstagram #health #library #wellness #healthpartners #community #newyearnewyou https://www.instagram.com/p/B6_d-zkHyyX/?igshid=14o87lwbk5ab6