#heard some wild takes

[nartml]

Nah, you know what makes my blood boil?

Seeing characters degraded, vilified, and desecrated in the name of ship wars.

No, Aang did not strip Katara of her agency nor did he only accept the "digestible" parts of her, leave my baby alone.

No, Zuko isn't just a selfish colonizer, bro did not have one of the greatest arcs of all time for you to reduce him to that.

No, Katara wasn't just a mother to everyone, for fuck's sake, did we watch the same show?

I can go on and on and fucking on, but all I'm gonna say is I'm fucking tired of y'all's shipping discourse.

It was never that serious, it will never be that serious.

I think that both Zutara and Kataang are great ships in their own right, with their respective pros and cons. I also think it comes down to personal taste.

Of course, people can have differing opinions on characters, regardless of the inclusion of ships or not. But at the very least, stick to your own.

Ship and let ship. Remember when this was fun?

Don't invade spaces that aren't yours to start trouble, and stay appropriate with the tags. Fandom etiquette, it's pretty neat.

Y'all suck the joy out of everything.

[n7punk]

insane behavior. like first of all, this is a comment on a T rated fic. so what the fuck is that 😂 I do have E rated fics, but if you're aware of that (which you SHOULD BE before bringing up nsfw as a bare minimum) then go comment on one of those. I keep the comments sections on T fics clean and i feel like that's basic logic lmao

second of all just. a weird way to phrase it.

third, you don't state a specific request unless you know they take them?? if you are asking whether they're open, it should be "do you take requests" and not "do you take requests for [specific thing]" because that's a lot more demanding and again: the nsfw thing. i guess "do you take requests for explicit fics" without saying what said thing is would be okay (IF they already have E fics) but also: don't most people take requests on their other socials rather than AO3 itself? like usually it's on your tumblr, twitter, etc that you take requests.

fourth. i don't. i don't take requests. i say in my FAQ i don't but i do Not think this person put that much effort in lmao

fifth. I HAVE MULTIPLE OF THESE ALREADY???? like this person so clearly Did Not Do Any Research and just basic logic is to check for said thing before asking. it's not hard you can literally search my profile for the tag like 😂 this comment is deranged on every level

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

I love how I try to read Newton and it's just:

Ṵ̵̢̢̣̄͗̃̏͒̕͝t̴̫̞̪̝͉͕̎̀̓̀͛̒̃̚̕t̷̝̽͑̀̚̚e̷͇̅̉͑́̎̇r̸̨̺̤̖̗͉̘̗͉̫͋̒̽l̶̢̹̺̮̯͑̋̈́͗̉̒̃̑̒͝y̸̨̡̤̦̞̯͍̖͇̲̐̈́ ̵̟̬̙̜̆̄̃͠͝ì̵̧̦̬̳̳̮̈̓̔̃̒̚͘n̵̦̪̩͎͉͙̝̾́̉̔͆̌͝c̸̦͔͙͙̭̄͐̍̈́̄̂͂̈͂͝ǫ̵̭̹̠̥͑̕m̴̛̰̑̉̎̀͠p̷̲͙̿̉̈͂̇́r̸̢̧̢̘̦̮̯̮̰̺͆̊̓ẽ̷̛͇͒̄͗͆̀̆̃̒h̶̢̪̏̔̈̍́͂͠ͅḛ̶͙̾̊n̷͖͈͙͇̉́̒̓͗́͒s̷̗̘̭̐̄̉͆i̸͈̤͇̥͕̳̼̕b̶͎̗̹̭̩̘̫̑̉̀l̶̠̰̣̋̅͒̀͛̽̍͛͝͝ë̵̹͙̱̩͎̟̀͊̑̔̃̄̾̅͝ ̸̨̨̳̥̺̦̥̳͍̹̋̀̕s̶̤͈̲̝̼̽c̶̛̥̟̱͈̤͇͆͌̉͠î̸̧̨̻̫̯͈͋e̶̤̅̇͌͘̕n̸̞̳̽̈́̄͆͋͌͝c̶̛̩̯̖͙̺̝̖͆̊̈́̌̅̄̒̚e̵̛̬͚̯͗̈͋̍ ̶̡̼̤̰̝͆͜m̶̻̯̒͛̎̋̀̊̈́̊ḯ̷̻̞͇̭̯͝x̴͙͓͇̭͆e̶͕̠̤̣̾͗̐͜d̵͚̍̃ ̷̢̬͂͗̐̌̐̇͋͐̕͘ͅw̴͓̏́̆̊͂͝͝ḯ̷̡̱͇̺̗̫̤̘̯̥̈́̃̍̈́̃ẗ̴̮̫́h̴̢̺̘͐̊ ̶̺̻̯͈̰̩̅̀͜r̵̨̨͎͈̭̝͚͆̽̒̾̌̑̈́̀̕ͅẽ̵̱̱̣͜l̸̟̘͖̝̞͓̟̽̀̑̇̅̈́̎̋̄̚͜i̵͖͚̿̃͛̊̈́̂̍͠g̸̳̻̒͒̋̃̕͜i̷̤̺͔͔̳͚̩̳̖̾̅o̶̜͙̬̜̅̋̂͗͛̀̓͗ͅn̴̛͙̮̰̠̠͍̼̰̫͒͛͗̀͛̏̀̂̕

And then I read Émilie's translation/interpretation which is supposed to make it more accessible, and it's:

L҉e҉s҉s҉ ҉s҉c҉a҉r҉y҉ ҉b҉u҉t҉ ҉o҉v҉e҉r҉a҉l҉l҉ ҉s҉t҉i҉l҉l҉ ҉i҉n҉c҉o҉m҉p҉r҉e҉h҉e҉n҉s҉i҉b҉l҉e҉

And then I have the dawning realization that I just do not understand physics

[writhe]

i really so intensely do not understand the ~ anti kink discourse ~

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

ok but every clawthorne-ism that hunter has (the teleport-dash spell, the “byeeeee!” thing, the thing where he twirls his staff in a fight and looks rly extra, the general snark, the self sacrificing bullshit, etc etc etc) he learned all of that from lilith. i dont care if theyve never actually interacted in the show. i dont care if in canon lilith hates his guts and it’s supported by 8 million pieces of crew art. lilith was hunter’s teacher as a kid and MAYBE their relationship grew bitter bc of coven politics and hunter becoming the golden guard but they were still close when he was younger. lilith didn’t get her palisman taken away bc of time travel shenanigans so she could have taught hunter how to use a staff. she was hunter’s first parent in his collection of hopefully many. dana terrace herself can come up to my door and tell me lilith and hunter never had a parent-child or even a mentor-student relationship and i will tell her she is wrong to her face.

[quinloki]

Lmao Rex is just walking around the house with a random German book in his hand

"Do you even understand what you're reading?"

-"... 75% of it."

Considering the takes I've seen some people come away with on books in their native language, he's probably comprehending more than most =3

[comediakaidanovsky]

jesus christ these audiences for roh/aew what the fuck. like i get that it's hard to sort structural things out when the company is in a tailspin but man do they need to do something drastic. however many monitors tk was hit with it was not enough

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

i’m so frustrated with people’s lack of common sense about wildlife. if you’re interacting with wildlife, you’re not having your disney princess moment. you’re not forming a magical bond. that’s a wild animal who is potentially terrified; maybe it’s curious if it’s young enough, but that just means you should minimise interactions as much as possible to make sure that animal lives a normal life. if your kid comes in holding a wild animal, don’t pick up your fucking phone to videotape it. bring the animal back outside and educate your kid to leave animals alone. you know what happens when you take in wildlife as a “pet”? either you keep it and do damage because even though it’s “tame” it’s a wild animal who is in no way meant to live in that setting unless it’s being kept by a trained and licensed rehabber who knows the housing and feeding requirements (and even then i’ve seen some who are keeping animals irresponsibility), or it ends up at a wildlife rehab when you inevitably harm it enough that you don’t know what to do, or when no vets see you, or when the animal becomes too aggressive for you to handle. and then we either figure out how to rehabilitate an animal whose temperament and/or body you have massively damaged or we euthanise it because the damage is too extensive. start treating wildlife like wild animals rather than a dog or cat. they’re not pets, they’re not domesticated, leave them alone and let them live happy lives as they’re supposed to.

[thebobbiebrown]

I still cant get over today. A fight happened at my school 2 times in a row in just one day. like damn???

[benetnvsch]

ur wishing he would explode just cuz u accidentally thought about him while I'm trying to meow more cutely cuz my first meows weren't cute or emotional enough for his standards - we are not the same

[cappyjara]

The fact that I was able to accept that the Catholic school in Wendell & Wild respected a trans kid's gender no question but I couldn't believe that they'd allow their students to do holistic yoga and meditation probably says a lot about me but idk What

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

I swear I could fix John and Paul by time-travelling to Key West in September 1964 and playing them Long Live by Taylor Swift while they sob in each other's arms.

[maybemoonbeams]

anyone wanna reblog this and tell me in the tags what your current hyperfixation(s) is\are becuase i

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

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[stormphoenix]

So I haven’t seen many people talking about the Georgia Guidestones being blown up two days ago (and subsequently demolished), which is a shame, because that’s a very weird story. Apparently the Guidestones were a monument built in 1979. Some guy got it into his head that civilization as a whole was at risk, and what humanity really needed was an instruction manual so that after (presumably) nuclear calamity they could put everything back together correctly. To that end, the structure functioned as a compass, a calendar, and a clock. You could see the north star through a specifically-drilled hole. It had 10 guidelines on it for rebuilding civilization, written in eight different languages including Swahili. Cool, right? Well... sort of. The guidelines were not great. One of them called for the future society-builders to “Guide reproduction wisely – improving fitness and diversity.“ Like, come on, man. Another instructed them to “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.“ This seems to be the source of concern for people calling the monument “satanic.” Did I mention people were calling the monument satanic? “Well sure,” you say, “this was the late 70s.” Nope. I mean Kandiss Taylor, a candidate in the 2022 Georgia Republican gubernatorial primary. She has a pinned tweet about how much she hates these rocks. (I actually searched the guidestones on tumblr to see if there were any recent good posts about it, and got... more of that. I won’t link the posts but they are very easy to find. “New world order” conspiracy theorists in particular are not fans of the rocks.) So on July 6th, someone decided to end the guidestones’ reign of terror over the Georgian cow pasture. No one’s claimed responsibility yet. Kandiss Taylor thinks it was a direct act of God. If so, we have footage of the vehicle He carried His explosives in. Maybe we can finally settle the debate about what kind of car Jesus drives.

[todayisafridaynight]

Snap, ur basically a microceleberty on a tumblr blog. I would be surprised if your inbox WASN'T utter chaos with the amount of fandoms you're in.

dont call me a microcelebrity it's going to do irreparable damage to my ego and im going to become even more insufferable